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>tfw watching other people play the original sonic games.

>> No.677706

i suck so bad a sonic 2 its not even funny.

>> No.677758
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677758

>they don't jump at the end of loops for dat speed boost
seriously it's like you are giving me cancer

>> No.677789
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677789

>tfw watching that guy who checks the map every fifteen seconds

>> No.677793

>watch someone play Mario
>they never, ever use the B dash

>> No.677796
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677796

>caring how other people play

>> No.677813
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>>677706
Only stage I ever really get tripped up on is Oil Ocean, but I make my way through eventually.

>> No.677828
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677828

>watching someone playing sonic
>they run down hills and slopes
>they fucking run
>on foot
>down slopes

Kill me.

>> No.677842

>>677828
>>677758
>>677689

I love you.

>> No.677860

>watching someone else play on a gameboy over shoulder
>they tilt the screen a bit unknowingly
>have to readjust to see

>> No.677908

I understand OP, they could actually be playing good Genesis games.

Oh well.

>> No.677914

>>677908
0/10, too obvious

>> No.677924

>>677914
>E-everyone has to like the most overrated games on the Genesis!

>> No.678270

>>677924
>e-everyone else is dumb for liking a popular game!

1/10

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>>677789
....there are maps in the original sonic games????

>> No.678304

>>678296

Down + B brah. You're welcome.

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678373

>plays any fps
>looks straight down, then straight up, then straight down.

>> No.678398

>>678373
I do that to test the speed of controller/mouselook.

>> No.678426

>>678304
Almost got me until I remembered I used the B button to spindash

>> No.678441

>>678304
Nice try anon

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>>677796
>>Caring how other people play
>johhny 4 niggers.gif
>complaining about poor performance isn't allowed
>Racism is ok

Kill yourself

>> No.678489 [DELETED] 

>>678460
He said the n word call the police!
Do you even know where you are, retard?

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678521

>see an item box
>they completely ignore it and run past it

>> No.678542
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678542

>watching other people play games

>> No.678561

>>678398
I'm talking about people who have never played an fps and can't wrap their minds around the concept of dual analog. I realize its hard the first time but there's no reason to push the analog straight down and then act confused when you are looking down

>> No.678649

>>678521
>important text is rolling
>mashing A
>"Anon, what do I do now?"

>> No.678675

>what buttons do I press?

>> No.678694 [DELETED] 

>>678489
>Do you even know where you are, retard?

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, ...

>> No.678715

>>678649
"You fucking learn to read."

>> No.678753
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>>678694
Calm down namefag

>> No.678841 [DELETED] 

>>678489
>Nigger is just right for 4chan
>But making fun of casuals isn't

Do you even know where you are?

>> No.678847
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>>678675
What's fucking wrong with that

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>>678489
>Being this much of a hipocrite

>> No.678861
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678861

>watching Let's Play Castlevania: SOTN
>he gets hit
>he gets hit
>he gets hit
>he gets hit
>he misses a secret
>he gets hit
>he gets hit
>HE
>GETS
>HIT
>AT ALL
>EVER
LP dropped.

>> No.678870

>>678861
>watching LP's
Never again

>> No.678902

>>678870
Some are good! Most aren't. This guy got hit in Castlevania: SOTN and missed secrets. He is worse than three Hitlers tied together with rope made from hair fallen from the heads of chemotherapy patients.

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>>678861
>guy makes an LP
>doesn't edit out any of his deaths
>maybe 1 in 10 are actually funny or worth keeping in for demonstration or comedy purposes

>> No.678920

>>678870
>>678902
Remember when you thought let's plays were in text+images+jokes form?

http://lparchive.org/The-Dig/

>> No.678931

>>678847
Its not like some buttons play the game and some don't and the object of the game is to find those buttons. Most games use every button. Asking "what buttons do I press" is like getting in a car for the first time and asking which part drives it.

>> No.678937

>>678847
>>678931
A better questions would be "how do I accelerate" or "what does this wheel do".

>> No.678973

>>678649
This is the single most infuriating thing on the planet.

>> No.679007

>>678561
>watching friends play fps
>stops walking in order to look in a different direction
>Even when under fire
How the hell do people do this without thinking about how much damage they're suffering?

>> No.679014

>>677796
>implying you belong here

>> No.679028

>more than three minutes total on the first zone

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>>678847
If we're still talking Sonic, they all do the same thing.

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>>678649
I was setting up my step-brother, step-sister and cousin on a Zelda game a few weeks ago. I hand the controller to 11 y.o. stepbro first and he's starting to half-read the intro dialogue that teaches you how to play. After a few clicks of the A button my 13 y.o. cousin tells him "Just press A, you don't need to read it."

>mfw

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>>678521
>>678649
>>678675
>>678715
Game Grumps general

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679887

>Player has commentary, sometimes with another person in the LP
>They go completely off topic and it distracts them from their current task
>They miss important items and ignore important instructions
>They just wander aimlessly, not paying attention
>Even worse when they just stop dead like they set down the controller for minutes at a time to finish the completely unrelated story they're telling

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>>679887
>watching LPs

>> No.679903

>>678561
Dual analog is horrible control method anyway.

>> No.679913

>>678561
>fps
>analogue stick
playing fpses with anything but mouse and keyboard is unacceptable
playing them on a console should be punishable by death

>> No.679929

>>679913
Go back to /v/.

>> No.679937

>>679913
>>679903
Back to >>>/v/ with you kids. Sage for off topic.

>> No.679941

>>678902
>>678861
Why is getting hit such a big deal?

>> No.680207

>>677689
>Watching someone play any of the DKC games and cringing at them missing all the secrets or dying at stupid places
>Watching anyone play any of the Megamans
Mostly just the kacho though