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6759243 No.6759243 [Reply] [Original]

>stabs your hand

>> No.6759256

>>6759243
>crushes its body

>> No.6759271

>>6759243
>has pussy hands

>> No.6759329
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6759329

Yeah... I wonder why they made the NES controllers so sharp on the edges. The original Famicom ones are rounded on the edges.

>> No.6759341
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6759341

>>6759329
There were third party NES controllers called Zipper back then that resembled the Famicom's. They came in different colors and were real comfy.

>> No.6759353

I dont recall ever having this problem, though I always have preferred the shape of the dog bone controller. Not sure if its just due to age, but my dog bone controller buttons feel far more squishy than the standard NES buttons.

>> No.6759387

>>6759243
The only time I remember the NES controller hurting my hands was when I was 8

>> No.6759393

>>6759341
Zipper as in... zipperhead?

>> No.6759403
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6759403

NOT SO FAST

>> No.6759405

>>6759393
I don't know what that means. I always assumed they called it Zipper because it's a turbo controller so you...uh..."zip"?

>> No.6759408

>>6759387
ever since i started taking estrogen my hands became weak as fuk

>> No.6759410

>>6759405
Asians are zipperheads bc their eyes are so squinty

>> No.6759418

>>6759403
yea i kind of prefer how the buttons are angled on this controller it just feels comfier to me

>> No.6759712

>>6759410
no, the term zipperhead was coined during the vietnam war to describe the hairdo of South vietnamese soldiers

>> No.6759725
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>>6759418
It bugs me that it's not in the angle my thumb is, so I find it less comfortable than the original.

>>6759341
This one is pretty great.

>> No.6759741

>sharp on the edges

Freaks like this are why the rest of us aren't allowed to drink and drive.

>> No.6759869

>>6759243
Not my hands, because I'm not an inbred sperg who holds it with a deathgrip

>> No.6759872
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6759872

Beeshu knew what's up.

>> No.6759878

>>6759329
i like how the famicom controllers also sort of match the physical shape of the japanese carts.

>> No.6759927

>>6759243
Must be why I prefer the Sega Genesis controller.

>> No.6760031

>>6759243
>zooms your board

>>6759329
Payback for giant nuclear lizards?

>> No.6760078

>>6759271
If only.

>> No.6760332

>>6760078
>the only thing this retarded tripfags hands have ever touched is cock
Literally non one is shocked by this revelation newfag

>> No.6760336

I must be the only one who prefers the original NES pad to the dogbone. I'm just so used to it.

>>6759329
That chord length is unacceptable though. Also they're wired in which makes it harder to replace or fix in case there is an issue.

>> No.6760469

>>6759243
>doesn't like having his hands stabbed