/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.6746209]

60 years in prison.

You're allowed one retro console with 10 games.

Choose.

[Anonymous No.6746218]

>>6746209
N64.
10 personalized copies of Super Mario 64.

[Anonymous No.6746228]

>>6746209
Console: Nintendo PlayStation.
Games: 10 copies of Nintendo World Championship.

Sell everything, become rich, buy a congressman to work a pardon.

[Anonymous No.6746279]

a SNES and 10 copies of Jungle Park: Saturn Island for the Sega Saturn

[Anonymous No.6746290]

>>6746228
Because you tried to cheat the system you die instantly

[Anonymous No.6746298]

>>6746209
SNES
>Mario All-Stars + World
>A Link to the Past
>Super Metroid
>Gradius III
>Donkey Kong Country
>Castlevania IV
>Megaman X
>Tetris Attack
>F-Zero
>Star-Fox

[Anonymous No.6746304]

>>6746209
In a perfect world we would never lock people up for that long. We would shot them instead.

[Anonymous No.6746314]

>>6746209
Sega Saturn

Resident Evil
Batman Forever The Arcade Game
Virtua Fighter Remix
Virtua Fighter 2
Fighting Vipers
Fighters Megamix
House Of The Dead
Virtua Cop
Virtual-On
Dead Or Alive

[Anonymous No.6746316]

>>6746304
We could have had a perfect world, but the good guys lost WW2 and now we’re stuck in an eternal purgatory till we all die of smog and pollution.

[Anonymous No.6746324]

>>6746209
Brevik only got 21 years and has a PS2 lmao

[Anonymous No.6746332]

>>6746324
Playing bomba patch

[Anonymous No.6746340]

>>6746316
edgy

[Anonymous No.6746342]

I’ll take a Super System with a fully-loaded Everdrive tape, please.

[Anonymous No.6746363]

>>6746209
I’ll take a Nintendo Super System, but when you say "games" what exactly are you referring to? If I get the Complete Super Mario Bros. 4-in-1 Game Pak, does that count as 4 games? Or do you mean I can have 10 physical game tapes, regardless of how many actual games are on them?

[Anonymous No.6746372]

>>6746209
>60 years in prison

For what, telling the truth about the Holohoax?

[Anonymous No.6746376]

All of you suck. Most prison guards or judges dont know how games work. Just ask for a low end PC with an emulator, then ask for a few games so they dont catch on. Have your lady or friend smuggle in a usb with all the roms and you're set for life.

[Anonymous No.6746389]

>>6746209
neo geo pocket color
castlevania symphony of the night

[Anonymous No.6746394]

>>6746324
King Brevik lives in a palace as a result of his deeds. Norway believes in positive reinforcement for crimes rather than negative.

[Anonymous No.6746407]

DC:
Shenmue 1
Headhunter
Illbleed
RE3
Rayman 2
Tony Hawk 2
Crazy Taxi
MSR
Border Down
Marine Fishing

[Anonymous No.6746419]

Sega Saturn

Sonic Jam
Sega Rally Championship
Street Fighter Collection
Tetris S
Grandia
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Saturn Bomberman
Resident Evil
Radiant Silvergun
Powerslave

[Anonymous No.6746445]

Whatever system has a bunch of porn games

10 porn games

[Anonymous No.6746448]

>>6746445
Sega Saturn

[Anonymous No.6746524]

what horrible choices. you would want chess, go, cue sports etc. for 60 years

[Anonymous No.6746532]

>>6746372
for sucking your mom's dick

[Anonymous No.6746545]

>>6746324
I thought they only gave him a PS1 and he complained the games weren't realistic enough and it was thus cruel and unusual punishment

[Anonymous No.6746565]

>>6746209
>60 years in prison.
Dilate has a hole new meaning where you're going son.

[Anonymous No.6746586]

Win98 PC w/

Rollercoaster Tycoon
Diablo I + II
Baldur's Gate I + II
Fallout I + II
Age of Empires II
Sim City 2000
Civ II
Frontier Elite II

[Anonymous No.6746638]

>>6746209
SNES for Umihara Kawase. I could probably play that for 60 years and still not master it. After that, Super Mario All-Stars. No idea after that. Sim City?

[Anonymous No.6746652]

SNES
jimmy connors pro tennis tour
nba jam
parodius
rock and roll racing
secret of mana
space megaforce
super bomberman
super mario kart
super steet fighter 2
the legend of zelda - a link to the past

[Anonymous No.6746654]

>>6746209
memepie4
10 microsds


>>6746372
for downloading three of the worst films hollywood ever produced - asspained locker, black is kongz, girlbusters

[Anonymous No.6746659]

>>6746524
>wanting abstract games with zero variety
You'd be bored in 10 days.

[Anonymous No.6746662]

>>6746586
Probably the best so far. These games are loooong. You could enjoy these for a very long time. I'd also suggest a football manager game for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.6746671]

>>6746209
Neo geo aes

World heroes 2
Fatal fury 2 Special
Waku waku 7
Super sidekick 2
Karnov revenge
Metal slug
Garou
Sengoku
Twilight star sprite
Samuari showdown

[Anonymous No.6746674]

SNES
Tetris 2 / Dr. Mario
Tetris Attack
Puyo Puyo
Super Mario All-Stars + World
Final Fantasy III/VI
Chrono Trigger
Donkey Kong Country
Zelda LttP
Earthbound
Super Mario RPG

[Anonymous No.6746706]

>>6746671
cringe bro, where's windjammers and last blade

[Anonymous No.6746727]

PlayStation with PSIO or Equivalent ODE

[Anonymous No.6746742]

>>6746209
i want to say Ps1, but the laser would probably die 3 years in, leaving it worthless

So instead id go with a GBA and pick
>FFTA
>Pokemon Emerald
>Pokemon fire red
>Monopoly (fuck you)
>Aria of sorrow
>Dragon quest monsters
>Harvest moon FOMT
>Yugioh world championship 2006
>Advance wars
>Superstar saga

[Anonymous No.6746752]

>>6746742
GBA isn't retro

[Anonymous No.6746926]

>>6746752
cry about it fag

[Anonymous No.6746932]

>>6746752
Ask me how I know that you were bullied in school.

[Anonymous No.6746936]

>>6746926
no u

[Anonymous No.6747112]

>>6746586
PC isn't a console

[Anonymous No.6747123]

>>6746298
Nice list anon. Especially the addition of tetris attack
However, I would try to get Mr Nutz on there somehow

[Anonymous No.6747126]

>>6746228
kek

[Anonymous No.6747130]

>>6746407
why does every DC fanboy love crazy taxi?

[Anonymous No.6747140]

>>6746652
you'd better take umihara kawase

[Anonymous No.6747142]

>>6746372

[Anonymous No.6747169]

Dreamcast

Jet Set Radio
Shenmue 1
Ikaruga
MVC 2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Ctazy Taxi
Bangai-o
Metal Gear Solid
Sonic Adventure 2
And Seaman to keep me company I guess

[Anonymous No.6747209]

>>6746209
GBA if it means I could play GB/GBC games and had a wall adapter for unlimited power:
>Pokemon Emerald (one for Battle Frontier)
>Pokemon Emerald (another for speedrunning)
>Doom
>Tetris
>Tetris DX
>Warioware Inc.
>Game & Watch Gallery 2
>Game & Watch Gallery 3
>Zelda ALTTP & Four Swords
>Mario Kart Super Circuit

>>6746298
>>6746652
bretty gud. SNES would be my second choice

[Anonymous No.6747229]

>>6747209
>GBA doom
pretty good choices though, I could spend hours with g&w gallery 2, but why two tetris?

[Anonymous No.6747268]

>>6747130
Because crazy taxi is fantastic

[Anonymous No.6747275]

>>6746209
Thank you, I'd rather hang myself with the bed sheet.

[Anonymous No.6747298]

>>6746290
Good work anon. I hate cheaters

Nintendo 64
-Perfect Dark
-Super Mario 64
-Super Smash Bros.
-Ocarina of Time
-Majora's Mask
-Shadows of the Empire
-Banjo Kazooie
-Body Harvest
-Podracer
-Sarge's Heroes 2

[Anonymous No.6747308]

>>6746314
>>6746419
I'm surprised the Saturn has such a big following here.
>>6746586
No Fallout 1 or 2?

[Anonymous No.6747320]

>>6747308
This is 4chan after all.

[Anonymous No.6747345]

>>6747229
>GBA doom
Yea it's pretty shoddy compared to the DOS/PC versions, but it's a compromise if I need to get my doom/FPS fix while simultaneously playing pokemon and tetris for 60 years

>Two Tetrises
GB Tetris and Tetris DX have different physics, namely with delayed auto-shifting (DAS) and lock delays. I play Tetris literally every day, and sometimes I'm in the mood for one versus the other. Generally speaking, Tetris DX is more casual friendly at higher levels of play than GB Tetris, and I'm not always in the mood to tryhard on GB Tetris in a hypertapping posture.

[Anonymous No.6747359]

>>6746228
you'd get shanked before you could even put that shit on sale.

[Anonymous No.6747370]

>>6746209
Probably mostly fightan on Saturn. Fightans don't get old. This is provided I have a cellmate.

[Anonymous No.6747382]

>>6746209
PS1:
>Final Fantasy VII & IX
>Castlevania SOTN
>Crash 1 & 2
>Marvel vs Capcom
>Darkstalkers
>Tekken 3
>Parappa
>Mega Man X4

[Anonymous No.6747406]

>>6746209
Whichever console has the strongest controller cable so I can hang myself.

[Anonymous No.6747451]

I was going to go with SNES because it's my favourite, but i'm not sure I would be able to play my SNES top 10 over and over for 60 years, so i'm going with PS1 for things with more content.

>FF Chronicles (FF4 + Chrono Trigger)
>FF Anthology (FF5 + FF6 )
>FF Origins (FF1 + 2)
>Dragon Warrior VII
>Legends of Mana (could play this for eternity)
>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
>Mega Man X4
>Tales of Phantasia (English patch)
>Tales of Destiny
>Tales of Destiny 2 (Tales of Eternia)

[Anonymous No.6747476]

>>6746545

No they gave him a PS2 and he wanted a PS3.

[Anonymous No.6747490]

>>6747112
So I bent the rules, because who gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.6747502]

>>6747308
Fallout 1 and 2 are there

[Anonymous No.6747510]

>>6746659
Not him but chess would be a good pick because if you get into it properly you never really get bored of it. Competitive multiplayer videogames would also usually be better than single player games for maximum longevity. You don't really get bored of competitive fighting or fps games, you just run out of life time to play them.

[Anonymous No.6747592]

>>6747130
I think the Dreamcast is one of the most overrated consoles ever. But Crazy Taxi is among the top 5 arcade games of all time. You have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.6747743]

>>6747130
They don't have much to choose from.

[Anonymous No.6747747]

>>6747490
I do

[Anonymous No.6747768]

Ps2 and 10 retro collections.
The intellivision one
The two tatio ones
The Namco one
The Activision one
The Atari greatest his one

[Anonymous No.6747809]

>>6747768
>"That ain't retro, sir. We'll need to extend your sentence by 20 years."

[Anonymous No.6747813]

You would definitely need a puzzle game that you can play a lot of. I feel like just 10 regular single player games would get old in a year.

[Anonymous No.6747815]

>>6746209
That's an AMAZING looking jail, I'd happily live there for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.6747835]

>>6747298
any N64 list is gonna need Mario Kart and Smash so you can host tournaments in your cell and run a gambling operation for more canteen.

[Anonymous No.6747924]

>>6746209
The definition of retro is a system that's 20+ years old so by the time my sentence is up the PS10 will be retro.

[Anonymous No.6747934]

>>6747809
At 60 years in prison I'm probably dying in there anyway.

[Anonymous No.6747940]

>>6746209
10 pinball machines (there is space in my cell for all of them)
JJP PotC
Lord of the Rings
Simpsons Pinball Party
Stern Jurassic Park
Batman 66

Spider-man
Elvira's House of Horrors
Revenge from Mars
Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast
Star Trek: The Next Generation

[Anonymous No.6748083]

>>6747130
Because they wanna MAKE SOME CUH-RAZY MONEY
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

[Anonymous No.6748085]

>>6746209
honestly I would take gamecube but since this is /vr/ I will go N64.
>Lylat Wars
>F Zero X
>Banjo Tooie
>DK 64
>FIFA 99
>Pokemon Stadium 2
>Mario Tennis
>Perfect Dark
>Mario Golf
>Goldeneye

Im trying to go for longevity as well as quality, hence no Ocarina or Mario 64 because they are fairly linear and dont offer much immediate replay value compared to my choices.

>>6746228
This is the thread-winning reply, though.

[Anonymous No.6748185]

>>6746228
You don't buy a political with money you buy them with power this amount is pocket change for the powerful

[Anonymous No.6748278]

>>6748085
good list anon. makes me want to pick up a 64 again

[Anonymous No.6748287]

Genesis

Revenge of Shinobi
Shinobi 3
Thunder Force 3
Lightening Force/Thunder Force 4
Ghouls n Ghosts
Castlevania Bloodlines
Streets of Rage 2
Street Fighter 2 Special champ edition
Rocket Knight Adventures
Phantasy Star 4

[Anonymous No.6748638]

>>6746752
>almost completely snes games
>not retro
You're a faggot

[Anonymous No.6748650]

>>6748085
>>Lylat Wars

gross and british-pilled

[Anonymous No.6748654]

N64

Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Mario Kart 64
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros
Banjo Kazzoie
Banjo Tooie
Star Fox 64
Conkers Bad Fur Day
Mario Party 3

[Anonymous No.6748657]

>>6747298
>-Body Harvest
wtf

[Anonymous No.6748716]

Xbox 360

Oblivion Game of the Year Edition
Skyrim Legendary Edition
Fallout 3 Game of the Year Edition
Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition
Two Worlds
Two Worlds II
Viva Pinata Trouble in Paradise
Mass Effect Platinum Hits Edition
Mass Effect 2 Platinum Hits Edition
Red Dead Redemption Game of the Year Edition

those 60 years will just fly by

[Anonymous No.6748740]

>>6746926

[Anonymous No.6748751]

>>6748716
>elder scrolls and fallout without mods
Is this a torture chamber?

[Popuri No.6748761]

Takeshi's Challange.

[Anonymous No.6748764]

>>6746298
This
>60 years
Honestly anything at all would be like throwing pebbles at a brick wall, but at least this list has taste.

[Anonymous No.6748949]

>>6746209
Playstation
Tony Hawk's pro skater
Tony Hawk's pro skater 2
Tony Hawk's pro skater 3
Tony Hawk's pro Skater 4
Grind session
Ff7
Metal Gear solid
Bushido blade
Ff8
Ff9

[Anonymous No.6748965]

>>6747924
That's never been the definition of retro, sodomite. Enjoy life in prison, I guess.

[Anonymous No.6749015]

>>6746209
does the psp count if i use it to play collections of retro games?

namco museum battle collection
taito legends powered up
capcom classics remixed
capcom classics reloaded
snk arcade classics vol 1
sega genesis collection
midway arcade treasures extended
atari classics evolved
castlevania dracula x chronicles
gradius collection

>not retro
yeah yeah, i know

[Anonymous No.6749036]

>>6746228
this but get a kike lawyer to set me free.

[Anonymous No.6749046]

>>6746209
>60 years in prison
>You're allowed one retro console with 10 games.
Are we allowed to have internet connectivity? If so, easily a Dreamcast just to have PSO and have a game that can be an infinite time pit and source of interaction with the outside world.

As for the other 9 games:

>ChuChu Rocket
>Quake 3 Arena
>De La Jet Set Radio
>Rez
>Crazy Taxi
>Skies of Arcadia
>Seaman
>Ikaruga
>Napple Tale

[Anonymous No.6749047]

>>6746314
wow anon it looks like you brought the whole saturn library with you!

[Anonymous No.6749175]

PS1
>Ridge Racer Type 4
>Ape Escape
>Jumping Flash
>THPS2
>Gran Turismo
>Pac Man World
>Worms Armagedon
>Castlevania SOTN
>FF7
>Metal Gear Solid

[Anonymous No.6749185]

>>6747370
What happens if he sucks at fighting games?

[Anonymous No.6749194]

>>6749046
Good taste. I could play PSO that long (make it Ver 2, though) as long as you can spend most of the time in the lobbies shooting the shit.

[Anonymous No.6749198]

>>6746209
Should keep me busy for a while

[Anonymous No.6749204]

>>6747940
ok based

[Anonymous No.6749207]

>>6746671
You want to play a bunch of charming but tiny play-a-minute arcade games for sixty years? Really?

[Anonymous No.6749208]

>>6746671
Lmao each of these games is utterly, absolutely exhausted in ten, fifteen hours tops.

[Anonymous No.6749209]

>>6746209
The PS1 has the longest games.
1 Persona 2: Eternal Punishment – 107 Hours
2 Final Fantasy Tactics – 96 ½ Hours
3 Final Fantasy VIII – 89 ½ Hours
4 Final Fantasy VII – 87 ½ Hours
5 Grandia – 85 Hours
6 Final Fantasy IX – 82 Hours
7 Xenogears – 80 ½ Hours
8 Revelations: Persona – 70 Hours
9 A-Train – Infinity Hours
10 Legend of Dragoon – 68 Hours

[Anonymous No.6749212]

>>6747209
You have sixty years to play Pokemon but you take two cartridges to have two saves. You're not a very clever man, are you?
>two tetris games
I see.

[Anonymous No.6749214]

>>6747924
No, the definition of retro is what was hip when you were a kid. It depends on the person, not the calendar. Now you know and won't have to be stupid again.

[Anonymous No.6749225]

>>6749209
>The PS1 has the longest games.
If you played an hour a day, that list minus A-Train would be exhausted in barely over 2 years, with little replay value for almost everything on that list.

[Anonymous No.6749305]

>>6746209
Playstation 1
>Ace Combat 2
>Chessmaster II
>Civilization 2*
>Grand Theft Auto 2
>Gran Turismo
>Metal Slug X
>Silent Hill
>Simcity 2000*
>Spyro 1
>Vib-Ribbon (if I'm given whatever CDs I want to play on it) or Um Jammer Lammy (if not)

*assuming i get more than one memory card

[Anonymous No.6749313]

>>6747476
>Prisoners ask for Xbox one and PS4
>Get "punished" with SNES and Genesis instead

[Anonymous No.6749314]

Yu Suzuki’s gameworks Vol.1

[Anonymous No.6749323]

SNES

1.chrono trigger
2.SMRPG
3.link to the past
4.megman x (for speedrunning)
5.ff3
6.mana
7.paper mario
8.yoshi's island
9.mario world
10.rock n roll racing

[Anonymous No.6749337]

>>6749209
>>6749225
Not him but I could play tactics infinitely. I have a memory card with 500+ hours on it. I have deleveled my entire party from 99 and back again 7-8 times in different job classes for the minor stat boost. My ramza (a lancer/squire feat. 2-swords and blade grasp) has a 99% chance to dodge physical attacks, takes 1/3 damage from magic, and can jump across half the map.

I would just keep treating myself to trying different party comps and challenges. 60 years isn't really even enough desu.

[Anonymous No.6749343]

Whatever system least likely to break down the most quickly in 60 years, and 10 games balanced between replay value and enjoyment.
So, most likely cartridge based.

[Anonymous No.6749367]

>>6749209
>90 hours to beat ff7

[Anonymous No.6749397]

>>6748185
>You don't buy a political with money
But you can buy an education with money

>>6749214
The definition of zoomer is someone who thinks his personal definition is what the rules are. Also a tard who falls for obvious b8.

[Anonymous No.6749460]

>>6746298
>Literally just safe generic garbage
Get some taste, retard.

[Anonymous No.6749463]

>>6746394
Uh, based

[Anonymous No.6749468]

SNES

1. Mario Paint

That's all I need.

[Anonymous No.6749469]

>>6747382
>>6747451
No FF tactics? Y’all fuckin up

[Anonymous No.6749471]

>>6746445
PCFX

[Anonymous No.6749476]

>>6748638
Ask for a SNES then turbofaggot

[Anonymous No.6749479]

Legend of Dragoon was 4 disks iirc, would it be counted as a single game due to being sold as such?

[Anonymous No.6749491]

>>6746742
Little bitch faggot
You could have a whole TV and nice controllers instead of a cramped handheld but you had to make another 6th gen statement
As if you would be needing portability in jail
For cheating the system you are condemned to death instead
And there's no GBA in Hell either

[Anonymous No.6749514]

>>6746209
Funny thing is prisons don't let you keep memory cards. The administrative staff thinks that they're used to track debts. So if anyone picks a PlayStation, they're practically useless unless you plan to one-shot every game you play, are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for a contraband MC, or pay a premium to hide the MC inside the system.

t. works in corrections and parole.

[Anonymous No.6749519]

>>6749479
...why the hell wouldn't it be?

[Anonymous No.6749523]

>>6749514
>I've worked in every prison on earth
neat

[Anonymous No.6749701]

>>6747130
not many choices available

[Anonymous No.6749850]

>>6749514
>t. larps on the internets

[Anonymous No.6749860]

>>6749460
They're the best games on the system, how could you go wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.6750075]

>>6749047
Looks like you're a casual. There's way more good Saturn games than what I just listed.

[Anonymous No.6750081]

>>6746209
the one with most visual novels so I can jack off non stop until I die

[Anonymous No.6750109]

Neo Geo AES

Yes, they are very short but are replayable difficult and assuming I’m not in solitary have good multi

>Neo Turf Masters
>Metal Slug
>Magical Drop III
>Mark of the Wolves
>Samurai Shodown V Special
>Real Bout 2
>KOF 98
>Windjammers
>SvC Chaos
>Pulstar

[Anonymous No.6750112]

>>6749323
>Rock n roll racing
absurdly based

[Anonymous No.6750215]

Win98 PC with the following (no-CD version) games:
>The Sims with expansions
>Sim City 3000 Unlimited
>Pharaoh Gold Edition
>Dungeon Keeper Gold Edition
>Theme Hospital
>The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall
>Caesar III
>Tomb Raider III
>FreeCell
>Any porn game with real photos so I can remember what a naked woman looks like.

If I must pick a console, if >>6749514 is correct, I can't choose PSX, and Saturn would need a new battery every 15-20 years and even then the disc drive would fail before long, so I would pick easy mode: Mega Drive:
>Mega Games 6 Vol. 2
>Mega Games 6 Vol. 3
>Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
>Sonic 2
>Streets of Rage 2
>Out Run
>Alien 3
>Soleil
>Dune II
>The Disney Collection

[Anonymous No.6750238]

>>6746209
Super Nintendo
Mega Man X
Lufia 2
Legend of the Mystical Ninja
Yoshi's Island
Final Fantasy 6
Zoop
Chrono Trigger
Breath of Fire 2
ALttP

[Anonymous No.6750269]

Dreamcast with mouse, keyboard and the software for me to program my own games (considering I can't pick the PC)

[Anonymous No.6750281]

all these people taking the snes without mario paint

[Anonymous No.6750557]

We're talking about 60 years with fuck all to do. No matter what games I picked, I'd be bored in under 5 years. So instead of looking at gameplay or replayability, I'm going with 10 games with soundtracks I could listen to over and over.

Kagero
Metal Gear Solid
Parasite Eve
Omega Boost
N2O
G-Darius
Um Jammer Lammy
Wipeout XL
Apocalypse
FF8

[Anonymous No.6750674]

Saturn

Dōkyūsei
Dōkyūsei 2
Kakyūsei
Gals Panic SS
Haunted Casino
Private Model
Private Model Vol.3
Virtua Photo Studio
Welcome to Pia Carrot
Welcome to Pia Carrot 2
The Yakyuken Special

[Anonymous No.6750881]

>>6749367
>he didn't spend at least 30 hours in the Golden Saucer

[Anonymous No.6751125]

>>6746209
GBA
>final fantasy tactics advance
>megaman battlenetwork 3
>advance wars 2
>warioland 4
>pokemon emerald
>LoZ ALttP & four swords
>mario & luigi superstar saga
>metroid zero mission
>castlevania aria of sorrow
>super mario bros 3

[Anonymous No.6751396]

>>6751125

[Anonymous No.6751459]

>>6750281
*One would assume you can also pick whatever accesories you need as well. With this in mind, i'll take two controllers, a snes mouse and a super gameboy.

mario paint
zelda lttp
chrono trigger
dkc2
mario world+mario all stars
pokemon gold/silver
tetris
sf2 turbo
pilotwings
Simcity

*wildcard choice swap pilotwings for bomberman 2 with multitap accessory + extra controllers if im not in solitary.

[Anonymous No.6751964]

>>6746290
Surely that feels beter than being horribly knifed or buttraep'd to death.

[Anonymous No.6752239]

>>6746407
>no seaman
you absolute retard.
also i would switch out illbleed for shenmue 2. illbleed is fun for a playthrough, but it's not something I'd want to be stuck with for 60 years..

[Anonymous No.6752454]

playstation:
civilization 2
future cop
persona 2
ape escape
diablo
capcom collection
gauntlet legends
worms armageddon
simcity 2000
lma manager 2003
put more effort into this than i should have, went for longevity but with there was more room for action games. just wish i could have pic related :(

[Anonymous No.6752791]

>>6750674

kek

[Anonymous No.6753737]

>>6749860
They are great games, but, no way are they gonna keep you entertained for 60 years.

At most, you'd get a week.

[Anonymous No.6753787]

>>6746298
SNES but with
>Super Mario World + All Stars
>Kaizo Mario World
>Earthbound
>Chrono Trigger
>DKC2
>Yoshi's Island
>Super Metroid
>FFVI
>Super Mario RPG
>ActRaiser

[Anonymous No.6753789]

I only need one

[Anonymous No.6753805]

Atari 2600

Kaboom

[Anonymous No.6753848]

>>6746209
Mega Drive
Disney Collection: Castle of Illusion + Quackshot
Road Rash II
Mutant League Football
Revenge of Shinobi
Thunder Force III
Phantasy Star IV
Rocket Knight Adventures
Shining Force II
Gunstar Heroes
Alien Soldier

[Anonymous No.6753854]

>You can reduce your sentence from 60 to 50 if you don't pick up any games
Would you accept that deal?

[Anonymous No.6753887]

Assuming I can get all the proper controllers for them as well. Also my prison bros can play with me.

PlayStation

Pop'n music 6
DDR 4th mix
Ff7
FF tactics
Guilty gear
Tetris of some kind
Super puzzle fighter 2 turbo
Gran Turismo 2
Dodonpanchi
MegaMan x4

[Anonymous No.6753895]

>>6746209
Dumb list OP they let prisoners buy plug in play consoles. And chink shit but thats all see through and has a bunch of random shit on it.

[Anonymous No.6754002]

>>6746209
Pioneer Laseractive and 10 random LD games or movies.
Then I Use the laserdiscs as shiny yet deadly shurikens to kill the wardens and the laseractive heavy unit to induce blunt force troma on people in order to escape.

[Anonymous No.6754724]

>>6751459
>One (Me) is a retarded aspie
So let's take this to it's illogical conclusion. I choose a Game Boy and Pocket Sonar. Surely this entitles me to an ocean to fish in, or at least a small pond.

[Anonymous No.6755291]

>>6746209
SNES
>DKC2
>Goof Troop
>Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts
>Zombies Ate My Neighbors
>Magical Pop'n
>Tales of Phantasia
>Buster Busts Loose
>Yoshi's Island
>Demon's Crest
and, if it's not considered cheating,
>a Super Game Boy and a copy of Wario Land
alternatively,
>Mario Paint

[Anonymous No.6755321]

>>6746209
Dreamcast w/ Keyboard and Mouse (assuming commissary provides accesories)

-Quake III Arena
-Sonic Adventure
-Sonic Adventure 2
-MDK 2
-ReVolt
-Worms World Party
-Jet Grind Radio
-Rayman 2
-Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
-Crazy Taxi 2

[Anonymous No.6755348]

>>6753789
Based brother

[Anonymous No.6755387]

SNES
>Mega Man X2
>Mega Man X3
>Chrono Trigger
>Yoshi's Island
>Mario All Stars
>Sim City
>Zelda lttp
>F-Zero
>Mario Paint
Anon can choose my last

[Anonymous No.6755401]

>>6747768
You've just earned yourself PS-Two weeks in the hole for holding onto contraband.

[Anonymous No.6755480]

PS1

Einhander
Resident evil 1
Resident evil 2
Silent hill
Spyro 2
Spyro 3
medal of honor
panzerfront
metal gear solid
crash bash

[Anonymous No.6755503]

>>6748716
halo 3
oblivion goty
fallout new vegas ultimate edition
mass effect 1
guitar hero metallica
R.U.S.E.
dark souls
grand theft auto 4
operation flashpoint dragon rising
medal of honor airbourne

[Anonymous No.6755512]

>>6755480
I would take Diablo in a PS1 list. Maybe whatever other roguelikes or roguelites exist on the platform. That chocobo one?

[Anonymous No.6755520]

>>6752454
>civ
>diablo
>worms
>sc2000
this guys got the right idea.
I'm not sure I can think of a system that has a perfect 10 of games like this, or at least a solid 6-7 with some RPG filler...

[Anonymous No.6755578]

>>6754002
Original proto-PS2/Xbox

[Anonymous No.6755910]

ps2
genesis collection
age of empires 2
chessmaster
midway acrade treasures 1,2
street fighter anniversary collection
(backwards compatible loophole)
gran turismo 2
harvest moon
smackdown 2
tony hawk 2

[Anonymous No.6755953]

>>6755910
>ps2
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.6755981]

>>6748716
Replace both Two Worlds games and Viva Pinata with Mass Effect 3, COD4 and COD5 and this is my list. Provided that all three Mass Effects have all the DLC. I could probably do 60 years with just the ME trilogy.

[Anonymous No.6755982]

>>6755953
seething wannabe janny

[Anonymous No.6756021]

Can I trade half my games for a 64DD? If so Ill get the N64 + DD. Then 5 games
>F-Zero X
>F-Zero X expansion kit
>Super Smash Bros
>Ocarina of Time
>Castlevania Legacy of Darkness
Mostly I just want F-Zero X and the expansion kit, that's the only thing that'll have any serious staying power. Plus I get some good music. But, if I cant get the DD I'm changing to Super Nintendo with
>Castlevania 4
>Actraiser
>Link to the Past
>Chrono Trigger
>Ninja Gaiden Trilogy
>Mario Paint
>Lufia 2
>F-Zero
>Romancing Saga 3
>Indiana Jones Greatest Adventures
Now all this being said, I'm not a nigger so there's no way I'd be in jail for 60 years. If I had to play any 10 games for 60 years with nothing else to do I'd probably end up like Phil Collins in Chuck Norris in Oblivion, so I think all we're doing here is delaying the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.6756027]

Nes with only one game...

[Anonymous No.6756039]

>>6746209
Not even up for debate.
SNES easy.
Castlevania
Zelda
Metroid
Mario
etc etc etc
Easy choice.

[Anonymous No.6756040]

If we have an inmate that likes puzzle games then I want whatever has the most puzzle games. Since I'm a criminal already I'm going to circumvent your 10 game rule by getting one of those 100-in-1 carts too.

[Anonymous No.6756128]

>>6746209
IMPORTANT QUESTION: am I allowed to play with other prisoners?

Because if not I’d chose a bunch of content rich RPG’s with replay value like Icewind Dale or Morrowind, but if I can play with other prisoners I’d take party games like Mario Kart and Street Fighter because it’s something that has more replay value as you compete against human opponents.

[Anonymous No.6756284]

>>6756128
>>6756040
Allowed is one thing, the chances of them actually wanting to participate is another. It's more likely they'd want to play another kind of game with you than a video game. ;)

[Anonymous No.6756418]

>>6756284
Eh, if I went to prison for anything it’d be white collar minimum security shit where I’d be locked up with a bunch of boomers like Bernie Madoff and the Enron guys

[Anonymous No.6756525]

>>6751964
>implying that anyone would rape or kill the one guy in prison allowed to have vidya
The only danger he's in is in being blowjobbed to death in the showers by people wanting to play Mario Kart 64 with him

[Anonymous No.6756542]

>>6756418
I think you've just convinced me to be a criminal.
>best case scenario you get a lot of money with near victimless crimes
>worst case you end up as a NEET where the government provides for you and you have more friends than you started with

[Anonymous No.6756618]

>>6746209
mario 64
doom 64
OOT
majora's mask
smash
wave race
perfect dark
starcraft 64 (lol)
tony hawk pro skater 3
f-zero X

[Anonymous No.6756664]

PS1
Rockman Complete Works 1-6
Mega Man 8
Mega Man X4
Mega Man X5
UmJammer Lammy

[Anonymous No.6756831]

Nintendo 64:

Star Fox 64
F-Zero X
Diddy Kong Racing
Banjo-Kazooie
Perfect Dark
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Ogre Battle 64
Tetrisphere
Space Station Silicon Valley

[Anonymous No.6757037]

>>6756128
As long as you're the bitch

[Anonymous No.6757068]

>>6756542
- free rent
- free food
- free sex
what's not to like?

[Anonymous No.6757859]

>>6746218
>Cut A button in half
You will always have half an A press

[Anonymous No.6757958]

>>6746209
>You're allowed one retro console
One thing's for sure, do not pick anything with moving parts. No original NES, no CD-based systems..tough question. I'm sure in prison they'd not give you tools and replacement parts, like springs, rubber belts;at al.
>>6746218
>N64
It won't last that long because the power supply will go bad inside 10-20 years easily with extensive use.

[Anonymous No.6757993]

>>6746209
I guess a PC Engine SuperGraphx so that I could play Ghouls N' Ghosts the right way, I mean it's very close to the arcade version.

the other 9 games:
>Military Madness
>R-Type
>Alien Crush
>Legendary Axe II
>Street Fighter II: Champion Edition
>Outrun
>Galaga '88
>Pac-Land
>Ys I and II

[Anonymous No.6758019]

>>6746209
SNES
1 Link to the Past
2 Urban Strike
3 Pilotwings
4 UN Squadron
5 DKC 2
6 Super Mario Allstars
7 SOS
8 Super Battletank 2
9 Super Bomberman
10 FF Chronicles

[Anonymous No.6758463]

>>6748287
Finally an acceptable comment that would last the test of time, aside from my own.
Based list too. Ghouls N' Ghosts. Castlevania Bloodlines, Revenge of Shinobi, all perfect classics.

[Anonymous No.6758471]

>>6758019
Ok, this is another acceptable answer.
Just U.N. Squadron and Pilotwings alone would keep you bust for a long, long time if you wanted to master them.

[Anonymous No.6758479]

*busy

What would the worst retro system to take to prison? I say the Atari 5200 because the controllers would break in a few days. Could you pick worse?

[Anonymous No.6758484]

*busy

What would be the worst retro system to take to prison? I say the Atari 5200 because the controllers would break in a few days. Could you pick worse?

[Anonymous No.6758489]

>>6758484
N64 because you'll end up being the prison queen in no time.

[Anonymous No.6758531]

>>6758489
>WAHOOOO Here we GO

[Anonymous No.6758739]

>>6757068
Free GRID and ChinAIDS as well. I like the way you think!

[Anonymous No.6758746]

>>6758489
>>6758531
>nyggertrannies and their forced memes

[Anonymous No.6758760]

>>6746209
Nothing since every item in jail will be opened up and sealed.

[Anonymous No.6759013]

>>6746218
Based

[Anonymous No.6760927]

>>6753895
Then ill take the Intellivision plug and play.

[Anonymous No.6760930]

>>6755401
Come on warden, I'm only playing classic collections.

[Anonymous No.6761019]

>>6758484
>battle of midway
the game lasts just half an hour?

[Anonymous No.6761347]

>>6749214
Does it mean that PSP counts as retro?

[Anonymous No.6761580]

>>6747130
Because it's a legitimately fun game.

[Anonymous No.6761690]

All these people picking Um Jammer Lammy is making me smile.

[Anonymous No.6761693]

>>6749850
Prison has some weird ass rules. They still only allow cassette tapes for music for some reason.

[Anonymous No.6762649]

>>6761693
can't make a cd label transparent, duh

[Anonymous No.6762662]

60 years is a long ass time for only 10 games. Civilization 2 and Diablo for the ps1 were good answers, though.

[Anonymous No.6762716]

PS1 net yaroze:

MTV Music Generator
RPG MAKER
VIB Ribbon with vibrator peripheral

[Anonymous No.6762759]

PSX
>FFVII
>Xenogears
>MGS1
>FFIX
>TLOD
>FF Chronicles
>SOTN
>SH1
>FFT
>RE2

[Anonymous No.6762794]

Sega Saturn

Cotton Boomerang
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Elevator Action Returns
Parodius Deluxe Pack
Radiant Silvergun
Street Fighter Collection
X-Men vs Street Fighter
Super Puzzle Fighter II X
Uno DX
Saturn Bomberman (with enough controllers and multitaps for 10 players with other prisoners and guards if they're not cunts)

[Anonymous No.6762823]

>>6761693
Cds can be broken and used as weapons same as vinyls

Can’t kill someone with a cassette. (No, the tape can’t strangle someone it will tear)

[Anonymous No.6762974]

>>6762823
tapes are made of plastic which can be broken as well

[Anonymous No.6762981]

>>6762974
Harder to break into sharp shards, though.

[Anonymous No.6763061]

>>6762981
the flat piece makes a nice palm sized razor blade

[Anonymous No.6763085]

Famicom+FDS
>SMB3
>SMUSA
>Zelda 1 (FDS)
>Zelda 2 (FDS)
>Rockman Super 6-In-1
>Akumajou Densetsu
>Dragon Quest IV
>Dr. Mario
>Mother
>Final Fantasy 3

Playing "Nintendo Hard" to my advantage here, as well as building up my Japanese language skills. 60 years is absolutely plenty to learn it well enough to play the RPGs, and I can already read hiragana/katakana. Not a bad idea to learn another language while I'm in there and come out with a skill I wouldn't have really had time for on the outside.

[Anonymous No.6763089]

>>6746209
um gameboy, links awakening, pokemon silver, oracle of ages, seasons, yugioh monster capsule, dragon quest monsters, final fantasy legends, mario land 2, kirk kobains power warship christian pack 4, wario

[Anonymous No.6763090]

>>6746209
Xbox original:
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty Finest Hour
Medal of Honour Warfighter
Medal of Honour Rising Sun
Medal of Honour European Assault
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
Black
Grabbed by the Ghoulies

[Anonymous No.6763114]

Ps1
>Spyro 1
>Ms. Pacman Maze Madness
>Small Soldiers
>Soul Reaver
>Doom
>LSD
>Spiderman
>Army Men: Sarge's Heroes
>Toy Story 2
>That one Playstation Underground demo disc that had Duke Nukem, Tomba, and Tail Concerto demos, among others.

[Anonymous No.6763414]

>>6763114
man those demo discs just gave me a wave of nostalgia playing the first level of toney hawk over and over again

[Anonymous No.6763427]

>>6749323
Bases

[Anonymous No.6763467]

SNES:
Super Mario RPG
Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong Country 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
E.V.O.
Bart's Nightmare
Virtual Bart
Final Fantasy III
Kirby All Stars
Earthbound

Nostalgia titles mostly but also stuff I could invest a lot of time to get 100% completion. Plus go for speed runs

[Anonymous No.6763530]

Super Famicom
Super Mario Allstars + World
Gradius 3
R-Type 3
Tetris Attack
Megaman X
Megaman X2
DKC2
Super Bomberman 2
Final Fantasy V
Street Fighter 2 Turbo Hyper Fighting or Street Fighter 2 Turbo (Maybe a prison mate could play against me)
>>6753737
Tetris Attack has endless mode. Literally one of THE best games you could choose for SNES if you're staring down 60 years in prison.

[Anonymous No.6763710]

PSX

FF9
Einhander
Symphony of the Night
pro skater 2
future cop lapd
RE 1
RE 2
RE 3
Final Fantasy Tactics
Front Mission 3

[Anonymous No.6763741]

>>6748654
Nice, all the n64 games

[Anonymous No.6763797]

>>6748654
>mario party 3
do we get replacement controllers when they break or...?

[Anonymous No.6763816]

ps2

one copy of Ar Tonelico 2 because that's all i'd have time for

[Anonymous No.6763904]

>>6746209
PSX
>silent hill
>resident evil 1
>resident evil 2
>resident evil 3
>metal gear solid
>parasite eve
>tony hawk pro skater 3
>diablo
>final doom
>gran turismo
Silent hill resident evil i already love redoing runs speedrunning them casually so i could see myself play these a lot in prison.
Metal gear solid and parasite eve id probably do a playthrough a year or so and the rest has good replayability.

[Anonymous No.6763987]

>>6746209
plebstation and ten shovelware games

[Anonymous No.6764012]

Time to break the fucking system
Since the definition of a console is
>"an electronic or computer device that outputs a video signal or visual image to display a video game that one or more people can play through some type of game controller."
I pick a 99' PC since it fits perfectly(keyboard is a controller after all)
>Half life 1
>Doom 2(I can live with not having Doom 1, Ill just download a mod that recreates it in doom 2)
>Quake The Offering(Q1 plus both expansions)
These three choices(assuming I have access to internet) already present me with all the mods for them(mods are not games) so I already significantly embiggen my library with all the doom mods(including newer ones provided they are in boom format, and even the zdoom format ones if I have access to newer sourceports[sourceports aren't games either, doom is]), multitude of quake mods(old and new), and half life mods like counter strike and sven coop. Plus custom levels and editors for the above
As for the other games:
>DUKE NUKEM 3D: ATOMIC EDITION(Also includes mods)
>Worms Armageddon
>Star Control 2(Assuming sourceports are allowed, I can play "The Urquan Masters")
>Either Ultima Online or Meridian 59, since both still have active players
>Lode Runner Online: The Mad Monks' Revenge(editor plus shitload of custom levels and a newer sourceport)
>Lego Creator (to satisfy my minecraft building autism)
>Planescape Torment(I'd add Deus ex instead of this but sadly its not retro)
Even with an extended list like this shit will get boring after 60 years, but I did best I could, and there are activities other than video games like books and tv(prisoners often have access to those)

[Anonymous No.6764017]

>>6746209
C64
Game is Basic.

[Anonymous No.6764428]

>>6747924
Sega mini and Mini NES is retro. The actual consoles are modern.

[Anonymous No.6764453]

>>6746209
N64

Rampage
Iggy's wrecking balls
Kirby 64
Pokemon Stadium 2
Pokemon puzzle league
Snowboard kid 2
Waverace 64
Diddy kong Racing
Paper mario
Perfect Dark

[Anonymous No.6764474]

>>6762974
They get special cassettes that you can’t do that with

[Anonymous No.6764536]

>>6746209
PS2 no contest
>Tekken Tag
>Midnight Club
>Smuggler's Run
>Ridge Racer V
>MotoGP
>SSX
>ESPN International Track and Field
>DOA2 Hardcore
>Street Fighter EX3
>Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 2

[Anonymous No.6764561]

>>6748083
bitchin soundtrack

[Anonymous No.6764568]

>>6746445
atari

[Anonymous No.6764702]

>>6764453
>Iggy's Wrecking Balls
Rare good taste.

[Anonymous No.6764703]

Score Game X2
Porn Game X2
Competitive Game X2
Grinding Game X2
Ultra-long RPG
Some Platformer

To bad there isn't a retro equivalent to Mario Maker or something. Also console Rougelikes are too simplified to last long.

[Anonymous No.6764710]

>>6764703
>Too bad there isn't a retro equivalent to Mario Maker or something
See >>6750281. Also Wrecking Crew, Excitebike, and Lode Runner. Wacky Worlds and Art Alive also count.

[Anonymous No.6764901]

>>6758489
bruh if you you bring in Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and SSB and set up tournaments you'll be King of the prison, even among some prison staff. Prisoner types love competition for the aggression and dopamine rush, that's why you see a lot of chess in prison even though they're usually shit at it.

On the other hand if you bring a gaystation in there with faggy ass magical and romantic stories about japanese teens where you press a to win like some people seem intent on doing your butthole will never see the light of day again.

[Anonymous No.6764979]

>>6749305
I'm surprised even in this situation you preferred the 1st Gran Turismo since 2nd one has so much more content.

[Anonymous No.6764997]

SNES
Torneko no Daibōken: Fushigi no Dungeon
Ghost chaser densei
Contra III
Sailor Moon
Sim City
Super Punch Out
Hagane
Zombies ate my neighbors
Parodius Da!
Romancing SaGa 3

[Anonymous No.6765129]

Just tested V-Rally 2, its' track editor and generator had potential, but arcade physics where tight corners are taken without braking even on tires unfit for the surface and even on maximum "understeer" setting drifts don't last long really underwhelm.

[Anonymous No.6765528]

>>6746209
If i could erase my memory:
N64
zelda ocarina of time
Zelda majoras mask
super Mario 64
Star fox 64
Conker bad fur day
Perfect dark
Pokemon stadium 2
Harvest moon 64
Sin and punishment
Ogre battle 64

If not then the SNES: ( Mainly becuase the 64 was my main console and i beat the shit out of those games, so many times that if i play them today i have ptsd for being exposed to it so much)
Zelda alttp
Super metroid
Super castlevania
Star fox
Donkey kong country
Donkey kong country 2
Tetris attack
Mario All stars+ world
Megaman X
Chrono trigger

[Anonymous No.6765602]

>>6747490
60 years is well enough time to learn to program your own games so computers are kind of OP

[Anonymous No.6765613]

>>6750238
based

[Anonymous No.6765714]

>>6746209
3do:
samurai shodown
star control 2
return fire
road rash
ad&d Slayer
panzer general
need for speed
the horde
way of the warrior
ssf2 turbo

[Anonymous No.6765748]

>>6746372
Cringe. You incels ruined the internet

[Anonymous No.6765753]

>>6765748
fuck me but they really did.

[Anonymous No.6765829]

>>6753895
Atari Flashback Gold it is then, or SNES Mini if I could stuff it full of extra games.

[Anonymous No.6765838]

>6763090
>6755910
>6755578
>6763816
>6748716
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.6765982]

>>6746209
Mario Madness
Dual Orb 2
Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
Bebe's Kids
Tecmo's Secret of the Stars
Rocky Rodent

[Anonymous No.6766250]

@6765748
nice projection, you type like a bitch btw also stop responding to yourself

[Anonymous No.6766479]

>>6763090
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX 2
Capcom classics collection
Sonic Mega Collection Plus
Project Gotham 2
Unreal Championship 2
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Dawn Of Destiny
PES 5
KOTOR 2
Morrowind

[Anonymous No.6766681]

>>6765602
does win98 even come with a compiler?
I guess I could entertain myself for a long time if I had gcc and win32 api docs.

[Anonymous No.6767238]

>>6749323
Has no one noticed how he included an N64 title?

[Anonymous No.6767484]

>>6746209
Sega Genesis:
Sonic 2
Toe Jam and Earl
Ranger X
Kid Chameleon
Streets of Rage 2
Mortal Kombat
Mega Bomberman
General Chaos
Earthworm Jim
fucking Battletoads

[Anonymous No.6767621]

>>6753789
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.6768032]

>>6746209
Providing the lens never wears out:

Dreamcast
>SNES emulator disc packed with tons of handpicked roms
>NES emulator disc, same
>Genesis emulator disc, same
>OGB/GBC emulator disc, same
>SMS/AtariXX00/other low-spec console emulator disc, same
>Capcom Fighting Collection (Hack) DC ISO (Includes MvC2, CvS2, two SFII's, and Third Strike)
>Jet Grind Radio
>The King of Fighters 2002
>Marvel VS Capcom
>Quake III Arena *ssssipp*

If we're going for a more realistic angle and disc-based consoles (especially Dreamcast) are just going to die sooner than cartridge-based ones:

NeoGeo AES
>Garou: Mark of the Wolves
>Samurai Shodown II + IV
>The King of Figthers 2002 + 2003
>Metal Slug
>Windjammers
>Neo Turf Masters
>Aero Fighters or another really good shmup
>The Last Blade 2

[Anonymous No.6768902]

>>6746209
N64
-Mario 64
-Perfect Dark
-Blast Corps
-WWF No Mercy
-Banjo Kazooie
-Mystical Ninja
-Ocarina of Time
-Diddy Kong Racing
-Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
- Super Smash Bros

I’d eventually trade 3 cartons of cigs to get Pokémon Stadium 2 & copies of Red & Gold.

[Anonymous No.6769025]

>>6768032
>Dreamcast
>>SNES emulator disc packed with tons of handpicked roms
>>NES emulator disc, same
>>Genesis emulator disc, same
>>OGB/GBC emulator disc, same
>>SMS/AtariXX00/other low-spec console emulator disc, same

You can’t fucking do that you dingus. I’m confiscating these games and sending them to the incinerator.

[Anonymous No.6769051]

>>6746209

SNES:

1. Final Fantasy 4
2. Final Fantasy 5 english patched
3. Final Fantasy 6
4. Zelda Link To The Past
5. Panel de Pon english patched
6. Mario all stars + world
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Harvest Moon
9. idk sim city or something open-ended like that hopefully?
10. one of those porn slideshow roms for those lonely nights in my cell

Or, Ps1 if memory cards are allowed:

1. final fantasy anthology
2. final fantasy chronicles
3. final fantasy 7
4. final fantasy 8
5. final fantasy 9
6. harvest moon back to nature
7. megaman legends 2
8. persona 2
9. a puyo game or some other more relaxing puzzle game for when I just want to zone out
10. final fantasy tactics

[Anonymous No.6769078]

>>6769025
That's okay. I'll just "burn" some more. B-)

[Anonymous No.6769124]

>>6750215
>>The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall
Patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.6769143]

>>6747298
Ah shoot, I should’ve had Animal Forest (English hack) on there instead of Banjo Kazooie.

[Anonymous No.6769149]

>>6747502
I’m an idiot.
>>6747835
Never played Mario Kart 64, I should give it a try sometime.
>>6748657
It scratches a GTA itch.

[Anonymous No.6769153]

>>6769143
>Animal Forest (English hack)
Redpill me on this. I thought it was only only 10% complete, still.

[Anonymous No.6769282]

>>6746209
Playstation
>SOTN
>Crash 2
>RE2
>Tekken 3
>FF VIII
>R4
>Dino Crisis 2
>THPS1
>Soul Reaver
>MGS

I'd be totally fine pretty much indefinately with just that.

[Anonymous No.6769325]

>>6748751
A date worse than death is would seem...

[Anonymous No.6769346]

>>6750215
>Dungeon keeper.

My man.

[Anonymous No.6771547]

>>6746209

60 years? If I'm going to escape I need something tougher than concrete and rebar to tunnel with.

[Anonymous No.6771556]

>>6746209
I'd rather hang myself

[Anonymous No.6771579]

>>6771556
Found the casual

[D.O.W. the demon autist !!mbzPwOJuaB8 No.6771589]

Too large a number of years to care. In a boring jail scenario for them to even matter you'd need a game per month at least. 60*12=720 games needed.

Perhaps I won't like 700odd games. Perhaps 200 would be a good number, but 10 is 20 times too low even when being generous, and that means the games would only be 5 percent of my time. I can do without it entirely at that point as 95 percent of my life would be other moments and 5 percent won't make life worth living.

[Anonymous No.6771596]

>>6746209
Gamecube, my 10 gamecube games

[D.O.W. the demon autist !!mbzPwOJuaB8 No.6771631]

>>6771596
Indeed the prettiest retro console would probably be the best bet. Also would last the longest, as anything older will be dead in a few short years.

You'd not play them so much as stare at the pretty graphics forever like a painting.

Based choice.

Perhaps ten final fantasy games would be another choice if you force me to go full-retro.

[Anonymous No.6771915]

PS2
>Devil May Cry 3 SE
>Dragon Quest VIII
>Front Mission 5
>Grand Theft Auto Trilogy
>Ring of Red
>Romancing Saga Minstrel Song
>Shin Megami Tensei III
>Soul Nomad
>Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
>Suikoden V

[Anonymous No.6771974]

>>6765748
there are still boards without that bullshit like /tv/, /int/ and /fit/

[Anonymous No.6772214]

>>6746209
PS2
All gta's some narutos

[Anonymous No.6772816]

>>6771974
have you been to any of those boards? I haven't been on /int/ in a couple of years, but /tv/ and /fit/ are full of those autists. /fit/ in particular is really bad with their nofap cultists whining about muh joos

[Anonymous No.6772992]

>>6746209
SNES
>Super Mario World
>Super Metroid
>A Link to the Past
>Chrono Trigger
>Final Fantasy 6
>Terranigma (presume this SNES can play UK version)
>FZero
>Turtles In Time
>Illusion of Gaia
>Kirby's Dreamland 3

Or
Dreamcast
>Soul Calibur
>Skies of Arcadia
>Grandia 2
>Resident Evil: Code Veronica
>Phantasy Star Online
>Outtrigger (Keyboard and Mouse add-on included)
>Sonic Adventure
>Sonic Adventure 2
>Crazy Taxi
>Power Stone

[Anonymous No.6773560]

>>6746209
Probably PS1 with
>FF7
>FF8
>Xenogears
>FFT
>Chrono Cross
>FF Chronicles
>FF Anthology
>Wild Arms
>Legend of Mana
>Megaman X4

Hope I don't get tired of RPGs

[Anonymous No.6773575]

>>6747768
Who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.6773579]

>>6771974
/tv/ is practically synonymous with /pol/ these days.

[Anonymous No.6773621]

>>6746586
winner winner

[Anonymous No.6773708]

>>6746209
Xbox
>Roadkill
>GTA SA
>Halo 2
>Halo 1
>Silent Hill 4
>Burnout 3
>Ninja Gaiden Black
>Project Gotham Racing 2
>The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
>Fable

[Anonymous No.6773747]

Dreamcast
>Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo
That's it. One game. I'd become the greatest player in the world.

[Anonymous No.6773756]

>>6746372
This.

[Anonymous No.6773901]

>>6772992
Ah shit I'd like to make an adjustment to my previous post (the one to which I am replying).

Replace Power Stone with Street Fighter 3.

[Anonymous No.6774823]

>>6771579
So you're saying you play a hand full of games for the rest of your life? Sounds like purgatory.

[Anonymous No.6774972]

>>6771589
>>6771631
It's delicious when people think they're being clever and deep but are actually just being rather extraordinarily retarded.

[Anonymous No.6775661]

>>6773708
>>6771915
>>6772214
Based neo-retro chads

[Anonymous No.6775856]

>>6746752
>>6749476
>>6746936
I would like an apology now that GBA is officially retro, and i would like my original post reinstated

[Anonymous No.6776467]

>>6746209
PC
-
Orange Box mostly for TF2 (2007 :'))
Emulate Mario All-Stars+World
thats like 10 games i think

[Anonymous No.6776484]

>>6746209
I just bring World of Warcraft.

[Anonymous No.6776494]

>>6747809
kek whose laughing now