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Why does Bowser just own a huge sub with his face on it like some Bond villain

>> No.6738808

>>6738781
because he's a villian?

>> No.6739796

>>6738808
it's silly.

>> No.6739814

He probably stole it. Free sub, why not. The graphic is probably reused from a wanted poster, installed by one of his henchmen. He doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.6739816

>>6739796
its a mario game retard

>> No.6739832

>>6739796
Nigga you silly.

>> No.6739834

Why do the mods still allow Gen 5 retards to post here

>> No.6739847
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6739847

>>6739834
It’s okay grampa. Keep up the false-flag fifth generation console warring and maybe some day you’ll finally convince the mods that Doom and Virtua Fighter (all the rage among today’s video whippersnappers) are too modern for /vr/.

>> No.6739875

>>6739834
>>6739847
Dw Gen 6 retards will be a bigger problem soon anyway

>> No.6739898

>>6738781
Because you touch yourself at night.

>> No.6739920

>>6739898
and?

>> No.6739926

>>6739920
You new here?

>> No.6739938
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6739938

>>6738781
>Super Mario Bros 3 establishes that Bowser has airships and a ocean fleet
>Super Mario World gives Bowser a personal airship and has giant neon signs on his castle
>This is on top of his kids/magikoopas using magic
>Oh, but Bowser having a submarine is too much

>> No.6739942
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6739942

>>6739796
He's a big walking turtle that breathes fire and kidnaps a Princess over and over again. The whole thing is silly.

>> No.6739960

>>6739834
shut your mouth you fucking little tick

>> No.6740417

>>6738781
Bowser rules a monarchist state. Of cource there's cult of personality going on.

>> No.6740471

>>6739796
>>6739942
The Mario universe has been bizarre ever since the first Super Mario Bros game. The games are set in a land where some mushrooms bite you, some are your friends, others make you grow twice in size. Flowers give you fire-breathing powers. Turtles are the primary antagonists and the ones who wear helmets and throw hammers are your most formidable opponents.
It's just that everyone has seen this so much that nobody stops to question it anymore.

>> No.6740505

>>6739796
It's arguably one of the least silly things that Bowser does, you filthy Plebbitor

>> No.6740521

>>6738781
brand recognition

>> No.6740637

>>6739796

Bowser lost an airship, a ship meant for sea that actually flies, and it crashed into water, in SMB3 so that it became the entrance to Bowser's Keep in SMW.

Having said that, how can you prevent another sinking, yet using aquatic vehicles? Specially aquatic WAR vehicles? Well, Submarines.

So long, gay OP!

>> No.6740641

>peach can have stained glass windows of herself but bowser can't put a decal on his sub

>> No.6740643

>Not wanting to plaster your beautiful face on all of your vehicles
What's the matter, OP? You ugly or something?

>> No.6740728

>>6738781
Is it just me or does that wall texture scream soul

>> No.6741282

The real question: who is Bowser bangin to have all these kids? Was she a rich turtle bitch & he got custody of the little bastards and then gets big ass child support payments, using that money for world domination ships and shit.

>> No.6741305

>>6738781
Because once upon a time games had soul.

>> No.6741309

>>6738781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enZP6YPNjh0&t=5s

this is better

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6741317

>>6739816
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>> No.6741334

>>6739847
Will you still use "grampa" here when you turn 30 in a couple years? "Retro" as defined by the sticky won't change meaning by then, by the way.