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6644901 No.6644901 [Reply] [Original]

What's your favourite Bonk game, /vr/?

>> No.6644904

>yeah man, nintendo is for kids. Sonic? Nah, I'm a fan of mature Sega games like Golden Axe, not Sonic!
>Bonk? I love it. Alexx the kid? I love it too!
What's his end game?

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>>6644901

>> No.6645041

>>6644904
Nintendo fans are the most easily upset so if you bait them just a little they will watch every single one of your videos just to get mad.

>> No.6645049

>>6645041
Nintendo fans love living in your head.

>> No.6645054

>>6645049
I don't get it

>> No.6645071

This thread is gay like OP. The e-celeb OP posted looks like a literal retard.

>> No.6645086
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>sega good

>> No.6645159

>>6645071
How dare you insult Ron Perlman like that.

>> No.6645178

>>6645071
your the retrdo

>> No.6645182

>>6645041
All fanboys get easily triggered not just Nintendo ones.
Anyway, this isn't just about Nintendo, he also says he doesn't like Sonic... but he likes Alex Kidd, it's strange. I think the dude is just a hipster.

>> No.6645185

>>6645159
Now that you say it...

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>>6644901
Decent game but it’s got nothing on Chuck Rock 2: Son of Chuck

>> No.6645198

>>6645182
Sonic and Mario are too easy, perhaps he just enjoys challenging scotformers rather than ones intended for literal 5-year-olds.

>> No.6645213

>>6645198
>scotformers
Thanks for reminding me to add this to my filters.

>> No.6645252

>>6645198
Bonk is way easier than Sonic and Mario though.

>> No.6645270

>>6645198
>scotformers
I now want Scottish Transformers.

>> No.6645282

>>6645198

They don't even have bagpipes let alone even kilts.

>> No.6645284

>>6645198
Take your meds australia.
Also
>defending an american e-celeb
You've fallen...

>> No.6645329

>>6644901
This youtube coomer played bonk so much he turned into a caveman.

>> No.6645363

>>6645159
He kinda looks like him. Must be the Neanderthal genes.

>> No.6645434
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>>6644901
did someone say bonk ?

>> No.6645440

>>6645198
This would make sense if Joe actually enjoyed challenging games, but he always says that he's not good at games and that he prefer easier ones.
Mike Matei made fun of him for using cheat codes.
He only likes Bonk and Alex Kidd because they're less popular, guy is a hipster.

>> No.6645448
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>>6645198
>Joe Redditfer was behind the "scotforming" meme all along

>> No.6645453

>>6645448
I wouldn't be surprised if he browses here, actually. I can imagine him engaging in unironic console wars.

>> No.6645491

>>6644901
Seeing him trying to present the show really makes me miss Dave even more.

>> No.6645507

>>6645453
Make a thread dedicated to good reverb music on the SNES, he's sure to show up and whine, he's autistic as fuck about reverb

>> No.6645547

>>6645507
>good
>reverb
Not possible.

>> No.6645735

>>6644901

The Bonk game where everyone realised Dave carried you all these years.

>> No.6645746

GS was one of the actually tolerable gaming YT-channels. But since that one guy left I have not much interest in it anymore. The interaction between two parties played a very important role.

>> No.6645956

>>6645440

>Mike Matei made fun of him for using cheat codes

Source?

>> No.6645961
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>>6644901
>Joe the Caveman reviewing series about a caveman
Finally

>> No.6645995

>>6645956
The jeopardy james & mike monday video.

>> No.6646008

Super Bonk for me, but Bonk's Revenge is a close second. Didn't care so much for Bonk 3 and I've yet to finish Super Bonk 2 or play any of the GB titles. Shame he'll never get that revival now that Konami has him.

>> No.6646010

>>6645995
Correcting myself, it's Wheel of Fortune, not Jeopardy.

>> No.6646171

Air Zonk. GB Genjin was piss easy outside of the bosses

>> No.6646192

Bad thread.

>> No.6646294

>>6645071
The "e-celeb" was posted to attract replies and people to complain about him rather than Bonk

>> No.6646371

>>6645434
Kekd

>> No.6646381

>>6645440
Mike's a faggot who has to stick to single player games cause hes fuckin terrible too so he shouldn't be talking shit lmao. Notice how mike never plays fighting games or online fps. I'd love to see mike play something like conan exiles or ark survival evolved, I would go grief his shit for fun and he couldnt do anything about it cause hes a shitter.

>> No.6646398

>>6646381
Yeah Mike is a shitter, but it was funny how he actually dug out an old game sack video just to make fun of Joe for being a cheater.
Also it was funny how James had NO idea who Joe was.
Mike got Bootsy fired because he was jealous of his natural skills.
Also now that you mention fighting games, in the Fatal Fury Special episode (with Keith Apicary guy), Mike sucked at it, badly. James was surprisingly decent at it, and using based Jubei.

>> No.6646632

>>6645746
The solo Joe era has it's own appeal. It's a sort of "here forever" kind of feeling.

>> No.6646643

>>6645995
Mike can be irritating when he acts cocky. Even James seems uncomfortable around him sometimes.

>> No.6646652

Dave was a stupid faggot and his sections were always so poorly articulated and worthless, I'm glad he's not on the show anymore. Joe is kind of cringe but at least he knows what he's talking about most of the time.

>> No.6646698

>>6646652
Now this is more like it!

>> No.6646719

>>6646398
Bootsy fucked off because he wouldn't shut his fucking mouth about orange man bad and James wants his content to be as apolitical as possible.

>> No.6647040
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6647040

you mean bc kid?

>> No.6647045

>>6646652
yeah but hes really good with milfs

>> No.6648145

>>6644901
Always thought game sack was cringe. I'm more of a bithead1000 guy. I also like the mega64 podcast. I used to like CGR, avgn, and spoony. But those days are gone.

>> No.6648320
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>> No.6648329

>>6648320
Ayyyyy c'mon don't insult Henrry like that. He's more handsome than game sack caveman

>> No.6648415

>>6648320
Hello and welcome to Cavesack!

>> No.6648439

>>6648320
harry has nicer teeth

>> No.6648465

>>6644901
Do you think Joe ever got another gf or is he forever alone now?

>> No.6648491

>>6648465
He sells his games every once in a while to pay for hookers

>> No.6648586

>>6648465

He had a hot azn fiance a few years back who used to appear on the show. Dunno what happened to her.

>> No.6648663

>>6648586
She's been gone for years.

>> No.6648741

>>6644901

Bonk's Revenge i.e. the second installment. Love the part where he swims up the waterfall.

Not gonna strawman but I've always like the Bonk/PC Genjin series over Mario or Sonic, mostly due to the 80s Japanese "yon-koma"style because I'm kinda of a weeb or possibly because it was the less "mainstream" of the 3 so chalk it up to "le obscure hipster tastes"

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>>6644901
>What's your favourite Bonk game, /vr/?
Can't go wrong with the original. It has some jank, but I still love it to death. I remember spending hours on the minigames.

>> No.6649358

>>6648663
Poor joe first his wife then his best friend leave him

>> No.6649753

>>6648465
He was simping Erin, but then when Mike started boning her, he unfollowed her lmao

>> No.6649760

Hear me out. Bonk was never a popular game. If you asked me what Bonk was any time in the 90s and 00s, I'd have no clue what you're talking about. Therefore its totally overrated.

>> No.6649767

>>6649358
The Segaspie life.

>> No.6649768

>>6645159
HEY LIL BONKIE

>> No.6649796

>>6649358
His own fault.
There was no reason to show his ex-gf to his audience back then. Now everybody knows he's been dumped since she never appeared again. Joe also used to place her on the credits of the videos.
James, on the other hand, never showed his wife on camera, and people only started knowing about her when James announced that they were expecting a baby.
James is a master of avoiding drama, even when the whole "white sausage fest" incident happened, James never addressed it or gave the memers any identity, and the cuck memes slowed down once the Ghostbuster No Review video popped up, earning the title of "the only man who uncucked himself" (when James was never a cuck in the first place, if anything, his wife is more likely to get cheated on since James has a ton of female fangirls he meets at cons and stuff).
Joe doesn't have any actual female fans (and understandably so, what kind of girl would like a literal neanderthal?), and the only girl that ever gave him any attention obviously left him after all his autism of wanting to make a living out of doing derivative video game videos that probably don't even make enough money for him to live off of.
Game Sack..... was a mistake.
In an ideal world, Dave would be part of the Cinemassacre crew, and Mike would be along with Joe in Gam Suck, doing actual console war videos, fist fighting each other every time each of them insult each other's childhood

>> No.6649835

>>6649796
>>6649753
>>6646398
>>6645440
get help

>> No.6649915

>>6649835
why?

>> No.6649932

>>6649796
Dave and mike switching would be amazing haha. I remember that james controversy I was calling him a cuck too which he totally deserved unless he was going to reign his wife in which he did. I'm so glad we havent heard from April she was a stupid bitch.

>> No.6650042

>>6649796
James was called a cuck because he let a nigger in his own movie get the white girl instead of The Nerd.

>> No.6650181

>>6650042
I know, and also because of his wife saying cinemassacre was a "white sausage fest" (jokingly, but still).
Anyway, the way I see it, the reason he "let" a nigger get the girl in the movie is because The Nerd (the character) would probably never be interested in girls, it'd be off character. That's why there was a scene in the movie where there were sounds as if they were having sex, but they were actually playing some Power Pad game.
As for the black guy, apart from obvious pandering, which is pretty lame, I think the real reason behind it is because James wanted the nerd to have a black sidekick for the movie, ala Lethal Weapon. He loves all these sort of cliché stuff so of course he'd include that kinda stuff in the movie. Not defending him, the movie was really not that good (although still respect him for all the practical effects he used).
But yeah, as the other anon said, James is smart when it comes to controversies. He just never addresses them again and lets the drama wane off. His wife stepping in and making that stupid blog post didn't do any good for the Cinamassacre brand, so what was James' answer? Nothing, he just never let April appear again. She's too busy taking care of his kids anyway.

>> No.6650214

>>6644901
I love Joe but I miss Dave so much, I wish he had given up his job to go full time on Game Sack instead. You'd think the channel would be out-earning the job by now.

>> No.6650247

>>6650214
Dave made the right decision to give up the dumpsterfire that is Youtube for his FedEx job. Joe does Gamesack for fun, I doubt he makes much money from it. He has other jobs.

>> No.6651016

>>6648663
I remember the last i saw her she showed up playing Light Gun games.

>> No.6651046

Wasnt mike dating that tranny before Erin? It seems they can put up with mike for about a year at the most before they get sick of him

>> No.6651081

>>6645746
>>6646632
Yeah, I miss old Game Sack, they were one of the few really great gaming channels. High quality, dense stuff. But I do like the Joe era because I know he's really trying to keep the quality up himself and still makes fun videos.

>> No.6651094

>Thought OP was legitimately asking about Bonk and got excited
>It was just an e-celeb thread

I don't even know who any of these people are, why does it have to be this way, I just want to talk about platformers that aren't fucking Mario, Sonic, or Crash.

>> No.6651107

>>6651081
I've learned a lot from Gamesack over the years. It's a much more mature and informative format than the memeshit on youtube. Now I know what you're thinking
>Joe
>mature

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>tfw no high functioning autistic/high neanderthal dna bf with who heavily appreciates parallax scrolling and fm synthesis
Why live?

>> No.6652275

>>6648320
Is there really a resemblance here or am I conditioned because the image was posted in a game sack thread?

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>>6644901
>tfw no high functioning autistic cro magnon bf who appreciates the fine art of parallax scrolling

>> No.6652776

>>6644901
>e-celeb garbage
Kill yourself fag.

>> No.6652785

>>6652296
I feel like you two would make for a cute couple, gramps. Both of you have a raging hateboner for the N64, and awful taste in games.

>> No.6652959

>>6646632
it actually meant a lot when he did that homebrew episode and Dave just appeared there for the last segment. Dave doesn't have the time to do Game Sack anymore, but that he'd stop by like the guy who played Steve on Married With Children makes it sting less. It's always seemed more like Joe's thing and the episodes have been good. I like how Joe copped to being "buttered up" by Watermelon with free swag in the segment on Paprium.

>> No.6652974

>>6645448
>>6645453
There's a couple of episodes where he refers to Japanese as "moon runes" or "moon" which is a 4chan thing.

>> No.6653239

>>6649768
underrated

>> No.6653260

>Dave has a life, family and a job while Joe is still doing this gig

>> No.6653507

>>6653260
Dave's a dork but kind of a lowkey Chad.

>> No.6654020

>>6644901
Game Sack, fine choice

>> No.6654519

>>6654020
read the thread, we don't like Joe

>> No.6654838

>>6654519
Speak for yourself fag. Joe's a bro.

>> No.6656359

>>6654519
joes a retarded fucking caveman but I dont dislike him faggot.

>> No.6656470

>>6654519
>we
Joe's cool, he makes good content unlike 99% of the retro jewtubers out there.

>> No.6656604

>>6654838
Imagine being this lonely that you find yourself getting a literal retard caveman as your virtual internet "bro"

>> No.6656637

>>6654838
Only literal cavemen call each other "bro"

>> No.6656660

This thread is about Bonk

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>> No.6656732

Why is Bonk bald?

>> No.6656736

>>6656732
High testosterone

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>>6656732
Shaves his head for a cleaner hit

>> No.6656754

>>6656732
Because he's a shitty Krillin knockoff.

>> No.6656782

>>6649796
wow man
Imagine spending so much time seething about youtube celeb community drama
cringe

>> No.6657193

>>6656782
What can I say, schedenfraude.

>> No.6657317

>>6652785
Also he's a child molester.