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6618530 No.6618530 [Reply] [Original]

how could sonic roll without getting a headache?

>> No.6618543

>>6618530
Sonic is a hedehog-like animal infused with chaos energy, the same energy force that twists Sonic's landscape into environments with loops, or that gives rings and emeralds their energy. It seems that Sonic's world is filled with this stuff and it impacts the native wildlife in very unusual ways. In Sonic's case, he can run extremely fast, he is colored blue, and he is incapable of getting a headache while rolling. Chaos energy somehow stabilizes his brain while moving at high speeds the same way it prevents his legs from tearing apart while running so fast, he barely feels it.

>> No.6618547

>>6618543
Ken penders liked this post

>> No.6618560

>>6618530
He's got talents, way amazing

>> No.6618580

>>6618530
The same way Tails can infinitely spin his tails without breaking his bones.

>> No.6618595

>>6618530
Sonic is high as fuck.

>> No.6618607

>>6618543

Based chaos energy autist.

>> No.6618619
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6618619

>>6618530
Sonic has CTE.

>> No.6618625

Takes an aspirin each 3hours.

>> No.6618658
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6618658

Sonic actually suffered some long-term effects from spindashing, mainly brain damage.

And that's why Sonic went from a cool and cute cartoon animal to the 3D games insufferable faggot.

>> No.6618667

>>6618530
He has big racoon skull for protection

>> No.6618684

He's had headaches the whole time he just kept it to himself

>> No.6618692

>>6618658
>and that's why sonic went from a felix the cat recolor to an actually distinct design that zoomers pretending to be boomers cry about
ftfy

>> No.6618734

>>6618625
>>6618684
fpbp

>> No.6618735

>>6618530
Evolution. There are probably different species of hedgehog that exist in Sonic’s universe, and his species just happened to have spawned in environments where rolling was necessary for either movingly around or self-defense.

>> No.6618778

>>6618735
Actually Sonic is unique, a freak of nature according to lore

>> No.6618802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbuAbWz1u0