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Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:13:34 2020 No.6569918 [Reply] [Original]

fuck this piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:28:31 2020 No.6569949 I guess if Joe Redifer were turned into a weird Zombie lad that Splatterhouse man had to save, begging for his life in a chippy voice, this would probably be pretty spot on. Even has a little of the receding hairline.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:06:30 2020 No.6570145 >>6569918 Uh sweaty, misogyny is so pre-2020. She is clearly just jonesing for some pickles n' ice cream, but you MALES don't understand this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:07:14 2020 No.6570147 >>6569918 I would if I could pre-transformation I mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:12:49 2020 No.6570158 File: 59 KB, 628x416, Arcade - Splatterhouse - Jennifer Willis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6570147 No joke, that sprite is pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:13:11 2020 No.6570162 >>6569918 He looks like your mom's anus after I gave it a good pounding lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:15:37 2020 No.6570170 File: 65 KB, 1200x514, brainlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6570162 >lmao bro kek lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:19:47 2020 No.6570184 >>6570170 >feels guy edits You're just as stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 17:21:06 2020 No.6570189 >>6570184 ain't nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 19:41:49 2020 No.6570485 womb level is the worst. final boss of splatterhouse 2 is a dickhead too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:53:12 2020 No.6571525 File: 36 KB, 474x368, external-content.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:55:30 2020 No.6571529 >>6570170 You don't wanna fuck with me I'm a big tough guy irl Come say that shit to my face pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:42:11 2020 No.6571706 >>6570184 hey being a niggerfaggot is one thing but leave the memes out of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:57:42 2020 No.6571732 >>6571706 I refuse. Feels guy should have been laid to rest years ago, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:13:45 2020 No.6571758 I only played this on Turbo Grafx and he's easy as fuck in that one. The whole game is easy as fuck since you can move the switches to turbo and have Rick attack 6 times a second

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:23:46 2020 No.6571776 >>6569918 Not nearly as annoying as the flying fetuses/poison bubbles. >>6571525 600 lbs. of ham that's been left to soak in a flooded basement for several weeks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:31:26 2020 No.6571795

>>6571776
>weeks
Is this a lore-friendly statement, or are you talking out of your ass? Might as well been left there for decades. The fetuses were never a big deal for me, just button mash that shit. Also, I didn't think anything of this post >>6571525 until you added some detail, made me gag. Fucking hell, imagine sifting through aborted demon fetuses, punching them open, while covered in blood, chunks of baby meat and possibly placentas and other vaginal stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:48:21 2020 No.6572492 >>6571758 Console version is easier for a few reasons, even on "hard" mode where stuff takes twice as much damage. iirc Jennifer has a more forgiving or moves slower or something...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:56:06 2020 No.6572510 >>6571795 >are you talking out of your ass You must be new here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:17:41 2020 No.6573115 >>6571795 >>6572510 it pisses me off so much when retards post about how much things stink and can't even back it up with research

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:03:41 2020 No.6573189 >>6573115 This site actually has a lot of in-depth research on what the Splatterhouse vagina level smells like: https://www.yourmomspussy.fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:14:10 2020 No.6575151 what a piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 11:40:23 2020 No.6577104 File: 28 KB, 600x315, holographic meatloaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >splatterhouse will never ever make a true comeback Just fucking end me now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 12:22:26 2020 No.6577161 >>6577104 Let it die with some dignity then being a shallow nostalgia boner cash-grab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 12:38:53 2020 No.6577186 >>6577161 yeah really, or you will end up with something like streets of rage 4 made by a bunch of idiots who never played the originals until they began dev

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 12:43:40 2020 No.6577193 >>6577161 It didn't die in a very dignified way

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 13:41:50 2020 No.6577283
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>>6577161
namco trademarked something something like "splatterhouse revival" "klonoa revival" and "mr driller revival" or something to that effect, so I imagine some type of port/remaster might be in the cards.

some shitty oc i made

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 14:25:30 2020 No.6577387 File: 171 KB, 326x281, 064.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are any of the games worth playing besides the first arcade one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 15:04:55 2020 No.6577513 >>6577387 Splatterhouse 2 is great. At least as good. 3 is hard as fuck and not that fun, but is worth checking out since it's probably the spookiest.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 15:15:14 2020 No.6577540

>>6577283
Nice art

Splatterhouse remake/port/remaster can't be any worse than the wallet chain reboot. New Mr. Driller is great.

>>6577387
Original is best, but NES is close. All are worth playing. 3 JP is a bit better than 3 US due to gay "balance changes" that are dumb.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 15:38:09 2020 No.6577596
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>>6577540
>>6577513
it's funny that the US version makes the special moves stronger and more effective (no longer costing health/meter in super rick form, for example) while making the time limits for stricter. Like, what a weird change, because it means you end up relying on your spin kick and hentai attack most of the time.

>nice art
thanks, I was in a mood at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 15:57:10 2020 No.6577648 >>6571732 Wrong asshole

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:01:41 2020 No.6578482

>>6577596
>it's funny that the US version makes the special moves stronger and more effective (no longer costing health/meter in super rick form, for example) while making the time limits for stricter. Like, what a weird change, because it means you end up relying on your spin kick and hentai attack most of the time.
I think I can follow the thread of logic

>button mashing is boring, let's add fighting game inputs!
>wait, now these hard-to-do moves need to be stronger
>wait, now the time limits are too generous

thus a humble but serviceable Final Fight clone got mangled in a spamfest.

>>6571732
how can you look at Feelsguy Rick Taylor and say such things

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:47:17 2020 No.6578590 >>6577387 3 is good but you gotta use the right path or shit gets fucked quickly.Cool if you want the bad ending though. Also, transformed rick with the flying boot stomp is kino. it just ruins enemies

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