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What's the worst game you ever played /vr/?

No,not the "I've heard that game is fucking awful" you must post games that you actually played/rented/buyed and that you saw with your own eyes how horrible it was.

Bonus points for rare games (japanese ones included).

>> No.647870
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Krazy Ivan is pretty bad.

>> No.647874

Wayne's World

>> No.647884 [DELETED] 

Probably the worst game I ever played that wasn't shoverware was the original Mother. It was one of the worst experiences I ever had with a video game. In all way possible it was fucking revolting.

>> No.647896
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>> No.647908
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Hands down. I've played some shitty games (Kim Possible, Barbie games, Dogz)

But this game is terrible.

Here's the mathematical formula for this game:

Twisted Metal + (Monotonous objectives + Cringe-worthy teams + Mediocre weapon system) - (Textures + Fun)

Simplified: Grudge Warriors sucks.

>> No.647925

Earthworm Jim 64 was pretty horrible.

>> No.647953

Dragonball Taiketsu is the worst game i actually own.

People think UB 22 or Final Bout are complete shit, but those at least have good music and FB has a kickass intro. Taiketsu has nothing. It's on GBA so not really retro

>> No.647970

Oh no!

That was my legitimate reaction. I have been looking into getting that recently because I have always loved EWJ on Genny

>> No.648181
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I'm sure I've played wore, but this is the first thing that comes to mind.

>> No.648193

>that thing

oh muy god...

>> No.648198


EWJ and EWJ2 are both masterpieces. EWJ64 is made of rabbit turds and toenail clippings.

>> No.648209
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I have never played a game with a worse combat system than this in my entire life.

>> No.648212
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Not the worst overall, I guess, since I've played a lot of borderline unplayable garbage back in the C64 days, but it's certainly the worst commercial PC game I've ever played.

>> No.648213
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Resident Evil 2 on game.com

It's worse than anything you could ever imagine. Superman64 is a masterpiece in comparaison.

>> No.648218

big mutha truckers is probably the worst I've played.

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>> No.648220

>a game.com owner

Since I'm likely to never run into another one of you, I have to ask: why the game.com? How old were you? Were there any games you liked on it?

>> No.648227

Despite the actual main game story being absolute garbage, the multiplayer was fuckin awesome. You drove around in these racer thingys trying to blow eachother up!

>> No.648231

DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for wii.

None of the motions worked and having to hold a bunch of different specific combination of buttons and flail around like an ass, while it still not registering made me beyond furious. I've never hated a game as hard as that.

>> No.648235

>Tonic Trouble
If you don't like it give it to me

>> No.648236
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I've played worse games for sure, but this is the worst one I've ever beaten.

>> No.648246

Quest 64. Sorry guys.

Also Drakengard.

>> No.648247 [DELETED] 

It is fucking awful
I love it

TFW I have been banned more than once for posting Tonic Trouble rule 34

>> No.648241

Aquaman battle for atlantis

I rented it back in 2005... What a shitty weekend that was

>> No.648243

I have always been a hardcore resident evil fan. A years ago I also became a survival horror autist, playing and collecting every obscure survival horror out there. That's when I bought the game.com for its Resident Evil 2. I still regret, don't even get it out of curiosity or collection sake, it's the most awful thing I have ever touched.

>> No.648248

It certainly wasn't the WORST game I've ever played, but it's perhaps the angriest I have ever been at a game in my entire life.
Ranks right up there with trying to wall jump in Super Metroid using the 360 d-pad.

>> No.648254
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This is it.



Holy shit, this was disappointing. Pretty sure that there were screenshots on the cover art with robots that weren't included or you couldn't make.

I enjoyed the PC one somewhat, though it was a case of refreshing the shop waiting for the diesel engine to turn up, and the fact that every robot in the game IMMEDIATELY went for you at the beginning of a match was annoying.

>> No.648257
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It is fucking awful
I love it

TFW I have been banned more than once for posting Tonic Trouble rule 34

>> No.648269

I'll go with advanced d&d dragons of flame.
Jesus fuck that was a mess.

>> No.648281

rad rex

>> No.648293

That game fucking sucks.

>> No.648305

tell me about it

the skateboarding should have been fun but it was fucking horrible

>> No.648320

It IS radical though.

>> No.648351
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Literally the worst thing humankind has ever produced.

>> No.648369

Hard Drivin for the Genesis.


Not only did it look and sound like that, but it was actually really hard to even drive the car without smashing it up instantly.

>> No.648373
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Didn't that game have some sort of product placement with the Crunch bars? I've rented it and played it only once years ago, but all I could remember was that there was something you ate that would make you powerful and I think it was a Crunch bar.

Any case I've played this game out of curiosity and there are alot of bad SNES plat formers out there, but this one is one of the worst. There's a charm, though the game is near impossible to even enjoy it.

>> No.648392

>Captain novolin

I remember that game,was an ad for a medicament or some shit.

The game itself is shit.

>> No.648395
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>> No.648402


Novolin was a company that used to produce insulin and the game was made to promote it.

>> No.648412

That track it is supposed to be a house or something?

>> No.648431

What do you do in this?

>> No.648435

>An action-adventure game

Oh lordy.

>> No.648452


He's over-reacting Earthworm Jim 3D is actually pretty good, the PC version is dirt cheap and probably superior.

Fairly typical platformer for that era, very reminiscent of the cartoon--even has Dan Castellanata voicing Jim--but the game was plagued with issues through development, half the game was cut, and there are weird boss fights crammed in from an earlier game that was scrapped. Theres numerous bugs, but a surprisingly good amount of variety and one of the few times collectfests have actually required some thought and skill rather than just endless backtracking (though there is that too)

Get it, I personally enjoy the game a lot. Especially if youre a Jim fan. Again, more in line with the cartoon than the original games.

>> No.648459

You're Ash and you have to shut all the windows to the cabin to keep the deadites out.

It is completely impossible to do so, considering it has some of the worst controls ever and weapons that seem to do nothing at all.

>> No.648478
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Pikachu would never listen to me in Hey You, Pikachu! It made the game unnecessarily frustrating.

>> No.648491

What's sad is that a game like this probably still wouldn't work much better Today.

>> No.648490


Did this ever get an English release?

>> No.648506
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This is hard for me OP.
Most of the horrible retro related games I've owned and seriously played are also games I kind of like in a "so bad its good, or at least entertaining" way
Pic related, the drunk sounding and literally phoned in performance by Bruce Willis only serves to make this trainwreck more charming.

>> No.648502


>> No.648504

Yes, definitely.
I remember renting it and trying to that stupid piece of shit to pick up mushrooms or something, and one of my friends used the microphone that came with the game for talking online up until a couple years ago when it broke.

>> No.648513

Is Hey you, Pikachu better than Seaman for Dreamcast? Both games have you talk to your pets.

>> No.648510

I own it.

And I kinda like it.

>> No.648527


No way, Seaman is the pinnacle of this genre and forever will be

>> No.648546
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E.T. for Atari 2600

I even have an unopened copy.

>> No.648559

2 copies.

So you were one of those who buyed "a copy for the house and another copy for the beach house"?

I've heard that atari actually made more games than consoles.

>> No.648576
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>> No.648573

Nah, I bought the second copy (the unopened one) when I learned of the history around it.


>> No.648591
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this piece of shit here. beyblade ps1 runs a close second for worst gift ever.

>> No.648601


Does this game sardonically bitch at me me? Does Fin Fin get depressed and eat its own shit?

If not then Seaman is still better

>> No.648607

The story of the cartridges in the desert is just an urban legend.

My father used to work for atari,the company had severe problems so wasting tons of cartridges instead of doing something else with them (like selling the chips,the plastic and all that shit) is nonsense.

>> No.648604


If it werent for Bubsy 3D we wouldnt have Ulilililililia Emperor of Autism though

>> No.648605

You poor soul.

>> No.648629

>Dissasembling thousands and thousands of cartridges
>not more trouble than its worth

>> No.648640

Cartridges *were* buried, though. That's documented. What's speculative is whether those were the unsold ET copies.

>> No.648649

Maybe they actually buried cartridges,yeah.

But I can assure you that those cartridges are not the unsold E.T copies.

Atari recycled the materials.

>> No.648651

Fuck you guys, that's not retro and a damn good fighting game.

>> No.648654


This nonsense game.

>> No.648658

On the Wii, though.
With motion controls that don't work half the time, or maybe even a majority of the time.
These are very important details.

>> No.648660

He does get bitchy and he does have mood swings, but I can't for the life of me remember whether Fin Fin was able to take shits or not.

>> No.648670

I always got the Wii motion controls to work. And the motion controls were super fucking simple, I have no idea how anyone could fuck them up.

>> No.648685

California Surfing, on PS1
I still have it, it's probably completely worthless. I'd feel bad getting rid of it anyway, since it was a present from my sister.
Oh wow, I remember that game. Making your own robots was badass, but that was the only good thing about it.
>Pac-Man's face

>> No.648686 [SPOILER] 
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John Romero made me his bitch.

>> No.648709
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Two games were the worst ever, but one isn't retro. SO...my good ol' standby.

God help me, I still work at trying to beat this...one of these days, I will get sick of beating my head into the wall, and just walk away.

>> No.648714

I only ever played the demo and I loved it.

>> No.648751
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Whole game was just about traveling through from one room to another while fetching items. There's no suspense and the game felt very bland and dry.

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>> No.648753
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At least the music was awesome

>> No.648802
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Played for 15 minutes at most. Returned it the next day and got Quake 64 instead.

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>> No.648824


Can't leave without your buddy Superfly.

>> No.648840
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I save this game especially for these threads.

I played the Megadrive(Genesis) version on a rom and it's not much better.

>> No.648851

Dark Castle. Bought it 50FF back then (8€ now).
I bought Last Battle too for 150FF (15€) too, it didn't work, and re-bought it after returning the first non-working one.
Holy shit I only I knew back then.

>> No.648876

>sanic fingering a number twelve.jpg

>> No.649009
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Pile-Up! I own this game for C64. Back then in the start of 90's I couldn't understand the games motive, target or mechanics.

Maybe if I tried it today.. but back then, it stood out as a bad experience especially because I used some money on it (was young).

>> No.649028


uggghhhh this truly is one of the worst games in existence. When I was in hospital as a kid this was the only game they had, like some cruel punishment to make you feel even worse

>> No.649072

I can't play this game without having retsupurae's Let's Play IMDB in my head.

>> No.649071

Oh god no.

>> No.649081

I thought the Mario learning games we're bad, but jesus this easily takes the cake.

>> No.649083


Damn...you sure they didn't bring you to the hospice ward? Would have been much more appropriate there...

>> No.649096

I rented both of those, but I remember liking Tonic Trouble.

>> No.649101


How is elementary school treating you?

>> No.649126

If you don't like it, you can give it to me

>> No.649149


why on earth would you promote insulin? seriously, have you even thought about it? insulin?

>> No.649152

hey you pikachu fucking sucked.

>> No.649154
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I'm sure some would disagree with my choice, but Digimon World 2 remains the worst game I've played to date. First game I ever traded in, too.

>> No.649156

I own some really bad NES Muppet game, but I've experienced worse. Rented Space Jam for Saturn one weekend. My girlfriend had a copy of Awesome Opossum for Genesis, which is probably the worst game I've ever played.

>> No.649173
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>80$ at release
>Microphone can't recognize an adult voice

>> No.649174


I have a feeling certain doctors would be sent copies to give to children to teach them about diabetes in a "fun" way

>> No.649171
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What an absolute pile

>> No.649187

It's not the microphone, it's whatever voice recognition software they have in place.
Trust me, I'm >>648504

>> No.649195
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>> No.649191

I have this for my Genesis, jesus fuck you aren't kidding. Fucking abysmal combat and horrible music. Never got past the inside the school.

>> No.649197
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It wasn't THAT bad though
I've enjoyed Tonic more than Rayman and I'm not even ashamed

>> No.649205

Dude fuck yo...
>NES version
Oh never mind, you have every right to hate this game.

>> No.649230
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Fuck this game and its first person view

>> No.649231

It would be okay if it wasnt for the camera and the bossfights.

>> No.649236

Yup, especially since I could have stolen it and had a loose cart worth $75 now. Too shit to consider though.

>> No.649235

I hated this game so fucking much. There is hardly any music in it, the combat system is being forced to mash buttons and hope you kill stuff before it kills you. The screen is so small, it feels like a sim of people without direction

>> No.649239
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Let's go on a trip to shit town.

>> No.649279
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As a kid who was really into gameboy games, and really into making little cars out of lego, this was a huge letdown.
The worst game I've enjoyed, though? Probably Sonic Labyrinth (GG)

>> No.649290
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Fucking Frantic Flea...
That game is so damn bad...

>> No.649324
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Fuck this game. Fuck everything about it.

>> No.649331
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I'm not sure if this can even be called a game

>> No.649328

The DOS version was even worse.

>> No.649362

Really? I enjoyed it. Im not even that big on RPGs. Actually, maybe thats why...

>> No.649379

Any FMV game on Sega CD back when people were so excited about CD-ROMs being able to contain video. Every single one of those I played was a complete abortion.

Except for Dracula Unleashed, I somehow managed to like that one.

>> No.649380
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noby noby boy. im sad about this one..

>> No.649395

the intro was fuckawesome, however.

>> No.649406

OP here.

Sorry English is not my first language.

>> No.649412

It is okay. You should say "bought" instead

>> No.649413

I rented Superman 64 completely unaware. I was a child. :(

>> No.649416

I'd classify that more as just a silly little experiment. It's not really good or bad as far as I'm concerned. It's barely anything at all, really.

>> No.649424

I got a lot of Rugrats games as a kid. The Search for Reptar one was kind of fun but.. Good God every one after that was horrendous. So: Rugrats in Paris: The movie and Totally Angelica are mine.

>> No.649438
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possibly the only 0/10 game i have ever played. not even worth 10 cents.

>> No.649446

>"No responsibility is accepted in any form whatsoever relating to TABOO and any such effects influences or miracles incurred divulged resulting or directly connected with TABOO whatsoever.

>> No.649484

Oh god this was horrid.

You could hire multiple GB games at my local video store, and I remember picking this up along with Probotector and a couple of the Turtles games...

>> No.649516

Hire? Are you using Google Translator?

>> No.649519

This game made me cry when I was 6.

>> No.649627

Hire is Britfag for rent, I think.

>> No.649661
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>See Lego Racers
>What the fuck this game is aweso
>Gameboy Color

>> No.649686

Superman 64.

No seriously, rented it, played it for 10 minutes, never touched it again

>> No.649693

The problem is your playing the Genesis version

>> No.649695

mediocre game, but it has some pretty interesting creepypasta floating around

>> No.649706

>your playing the Genesis
>your playing the
>your playing

>> No.649713

>giving a shit about grammar on a website full of manchildren leeching after their lost youth

>> No.649718

>not giving a shit about grammar on a website full of manchildren leeching after their lost youth

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>> No.652794

fuck that game is bad

>> No.652808
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lol, leeching?

>> No.652820

that game is good, but it wasn't INSTANT FUN like 90% of games in the 90's

It's my favorite DW game, though I agree that the DNA system is retarded

>> No.652821

Taboo charming mother?

>> No.652849
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Spawn: The Eternal

- Shit graphics even for PSX
- a 2 foot draw distance where textures and models would just vanish and re-appear and tons of clipping
- INCREDIBLY clunky/stiff controls
- No plot whatsoever
- Random thugs killing you (a super hero) with punches and kicks
- Grunts and moans sounding like they brought some janitor into the recording room to make them
- Incredibly cramped/tiny environments

You just run from room to room getting in 1v1 fights. Its like they couldn't decide if they wanted to make an beat'em up or a fighter.

>> No.652941


I was a big Robot Wars fan back in the day. I was given a catalogue from school which we could order books from. I got my parents to order me this game, slipped in between a couple of books to sweeten them up.
It worked, but the game was terrible and I had no intention of reading the books, and never did

>> No.652969

Bronkie Health Hero is better.

>> No.652975
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I own this...

>> No.652987
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...and this

>> No.653000
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Famitsu gave the second game a 26 out of 40.

This is probably worse.

>> No.653106
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Honestly went 8 years of my life not knowing how to play this game.

>> No.653125
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>dirt cheap
>earthworm jim

>> No.653130


what are you quoting?

>> No.653135


My bad...


>> No.653140


You must be high

>> No.653240


Superman 64.
I got as far as that retarded maze you had to fly through and finally just said fuck it.
I still want that $5 back that I used to rent it.

Who thought it was a good idea to unleash such a horrible piece of shit upon the world?

>> No.654943

Really isn't if you know how to play. Not as great as regular MegaTen though.

>> No.654970
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The horror... The horror...

if you guys missed the file name, it's asterix and obelix take on caesar.

>> No.654984

Damn it. I just had a flashback. A shitty one.

>> No.654992

This already looks like shit with that low quality HUD.

>> No.655013


In a way those graphics look kind of charming. I'm a sucker for old 3D.

>> No.655415


regardless that thing looks hella badass

>> No.655436

damn, that 3D looks almost as good as the GBA asterix

>> No.655449

Tonic Trouble is a perfectly good game.

>> No.655514
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I also have this one. The worst part is that it's my only N64 I have ever owned. It came with the system when I bought it from a flea market couple of years ago. Kinda ruined the whole console for me.

>> No.655525

*my only N64 game I have ever owned. Durrr.

>> No.655549
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This game is glitchy and broken beyond belief. The worst game I've ever played and most likely the worst game I ever will play.


>> No.655637
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This right here, its terribly broken. I don't even think hitboxes exist in this game.

Soundtracks great though, the other great thing about this game is that Silver Surfer got a video game before the Fantastic Four ever did. I don't even think they've gotten a game yet.

>> No.655681


Theres been several F4 games, none any good

>> No.655840

I only had like 5 ps1 games when I was growing up, and this was one of them. Sure I found it hard but it was pretty fun

>> No.655884

Man, that's one of my favorite games.

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>> No.655984
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>Hey You, Pikachu!
I remember wanting this game hella bad but I didn't have an n64. Now I have two and you're telling me the game I wanted most was shit.

Life is cruel sometimes, /vr/.

>> No.656020

because you couldn't play a terrible game when you were young?

>> No.656023


>> No.656063


>> No.656079

PC or N64?

Because the PC version was just a mediocre game, the N64 one is the awful version.

Only faggots like JonTron base all their criticism to that game only on the N64 version

>> No.656085

Play the graphical adventure, is the only good game that came out from The Last Crusade.

>> No.656112
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Without the Iron Maiden theme is just a shitty on-rails shooter.

>> No.656131
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This fucking game. Holy shit I remember mashing the buttons so I could throw a damn grenade to go into secret passages.
Also those shitty voices

>> No.656148

Strange. Playing through it right now. It's actually pretty fucking good. But then again, I don't mind the grind, and I'm a fan of Pokemon. and unlike Pokemon, this game doesn't hold your hand!

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

>> No.656157

I got Awesome Possum in the /vr/ gauntlet one time.

Holy shit. Never again. I have not known the word pain before that day.

>> No.656173

That fucking game.

>> No.656656
File: 135 KB, 256x260, Sonic_Adventure_2_cover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Sonic adventure 2. fuck that game. floaty, jitter, awkward control, iffy homing attack with fluctal range that misses often, linear and boring as fuck stage design, frustrating as fuck emerald hunting(motherfucking security hall), dull as shit mech walking featuring clunky controls/gameplay, a monotonous and forgettable sountrack, pukey aging graphics, and overall inferiority to Sonic Adventure 1.

>> No.657342
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Last Battle for the Genesis. I don't know why, but it REALLY wasn't enjoyable to me. You basically just place Jean Claude Van Damme in a post apocalyptic "Fist of the North Star" kind of area and one punch practically everyone.

Then again, I played it for a very small amount of time and had little hopes for it in the first place, so I don't exactly know what I was expecting.

>> No.657353

>"Fist of the North Star" kind of area

Uh...Last Battle WAS a FotNS game, actually.

>> No.657356


At least it had some kick-ass music.

>> No.657360


Well... shit. That makes a lot more since, now that I think about it.

>> No.657362


>> No.657610

>360 D-Pad

Jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.657625

Thank the /vr/gauntlet for this piece of shit.

Most fucking annoying maze segment ever.

>> No.657631
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>> No.657645

Fucking Pikachu never put the carrots in the pot. Always the cans. He was damn retarded is what I think.

You know what, fuck Hey You Pikachu. Here's a good retro Pokemon spinoff.

>> No.657654

I was also disappointed, what the fuck was the point of that game? Why did I even buy it?

>> No.657658

No joke, the rarest AND worst game I ever played, that I can remember off the top of my head, was King Neptune's Adventure for the NES. My old video store, Vinny's Video in Medford, Oregon, had a copy before they went out of business. Holy shit was that game bad. I only rented it once. Wish I'd known just how rare it was back then; I bought a game or two from them when they closed, but not that piece of shit. I think I bought like Zanac and Twin Eagle or something. To think that I could have bought something shitty and made a bunch of scratch off it... actually, you know what? I'm glad I went the way I did. I still own and play Zanac some 19 years later.

>> No.657659

My friend got that game from his uncle for christmas one year.

He brought it to my house so we could play later on, and then he purposely left it there and refused to take it back.

And yet somehow I remember wasting an afternoon playing the multiplayer with a different friend.

>> No.657663

Wasn't that like a shitty Gex knock off?

>> No.657670

Super Hydlide.

>> No.657679

I loved the movie so much as a kid that I rented the game multiple times even though I hated it. I couldn't understand why the movie was so good but the game was so shit. I think that game stole my innocence.

>> No.657683

I know that feel bro.

Also, Cliffhanger for the SNES.

Though I've played Infernal on xbox360 and that game is REALLY the worse shit I've ever played. The french dub sounds like porn,or more like sleeping porn actors

>> No.657694

I've been to Medford, ex gf's family lived there. It's a nice town. I remember going up to hike on that table mountain or whatever, where there's like a big plateau.

>> No.657709
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Oh god..
>Go to Britain as a teenager with high school
>The family that let me live with them for the time of the trip has a Genesis with this game
>Read "music by FUCKING BRIAN MAY"
>Pop this in
>mfw it's the worst fucking piece of shit ever and I felt bad for Brian May

>> No.657721
File: 54 KB, 431x415, 1308086110259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>That Christian Clavier's pixelated face

Haha oh god

>> No.657726

Oh god this game... I was a fucking huge Maiden fan when I bought this and even then I felt cheated.

>> No.657745

Ultraman on the SNES

>> No.657753

I used to genuinely think Bubsy 3D was fun.

>> No.657792

Fucking this.

The mechanics weren't incredibly bad, but I could never, EVER figure out how to do the fucking finisher move that kills the monster when it's low on health and ends the battle.

It's funny because I grew up to love Super Sentai and other things, but I can't ever not-hate Ultraman after that game spoiled it for me.

>> No.657808

Yeah, Table Rock. There's two of them. Lower Table Rock is the more picturesque of the two; it's probably where you hiked.

>> No.657813
File: 179 KB, 640x915, 1048211200-00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Awesome title and delightfully campy box art.

Terrible everything else. Fuck Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum.

>> No.658184

M1A2: Abrams
Some tank game for the PC from like 2000. Kind of like Big Rigs in that some random company made it, didn't make it well and it gladly never left obscurity though that's where it differs from Big Rigs

>> No.658431

I fucking loved this game back when I got it.

>I was 6

>> No.658435

Battle Hunter on Playstation. It's so boring.

>> No.658442
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Fucking hated this game.

>> No.658447

Big Rigs is kind of like the Holocaust. Yeah, it's in the running for "worst thing to happen to civilized man", but people need to know the details so that it can never happen again.

>> No.658450

Universal Studio Theme Park Adventure. I rented it cause it was cheap. Big mistake.

>> No.658452
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Amen to that, brother. Fuck everyone involved with that piece of hot garbage.

>> No.658459

Contra Force

>> No.658463
File: 47 KB, 640x480, zeppelin-dildos-of-the-sky_5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Was very underage and this was the only game that our (386?) could run. I didn't even understand the language back then. Brown but not bloom.

Not much fun was had that day

>> No.658473

I bought this out of the 5 dollar bin at WalMart when I was like 10 or something. I remember it being awesome. I also remember Twisted Metal being awesome also. Shits almost unplayable now.

>> No.658475

As a game.com owner, I can only state this. It is a vile and disgusting container of filth, and it leaves a stain on the soul. Those unlucky enough to have bought into hype, or were drawn in by thoughts of "it can't be that bad" were sucked into a pit of despair. Each and every moment spent touching the thing is a part of your life that can never be taken back. Every day you spend with it is a year, and every night a century. I eat and sleep with death, and I pray that he takes me so that I do not have to look upon it once more. Yet, here I am, eternally forced to contemplate one wrong choice. How could I have known that all the games were bad? There should have been at least one! ONE! I wanted to see what all the fuss was about and I found out, plain and simple. Pray you do not make the same mistakes I have. My bones will be dust before I am allowed to forget the nightmare of this cruel twist of fate.

TL;DR: I was only seven years old, and I thought the touch screen and "two carts at once!" looked cool. I did not enjoy any games on it.

>> No.658479

Thanks to this thread I've just ordered Resident Evil 2 for game.com for my collection.

I might even end up buying a game.com someday now that I know it exists

>> No.658491

Mortal Kombat 4 on GBC

I felt insulted by how awful it was. even the first MK game for the original gameboy was better

>> No.658505

I have an erection.

>> No.658513

You cannot fathom what you are about to unleash. You have been warned.

>> No.658516
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Ive probably played worse but I had this game back in the day and couldnt get past the first level even with infinite lives and weapons cheats.
I ran across it for 2 bucks at my LGS and decided to pick it up.
Couldn't get past the first level even with infinite lives and weapons cheats

>> No.658521

captain blast-o

>> No.658547
File: 126 KB, 263x251, Crazy_Train.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why would anyone make an Asterix game graphically based on the movie? Asterix originates from a comic.

>> No.658552
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>> No.658561

It's kinda like Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game

>> No.658596

I liked this game somewhat for letting me explore the pokemon world a bit in full N64 3D graphics. The actual content was dysfunctional though.

>> No.658631

Why don't you buy other N64 games?

>> No.658654

If you had the demo for ps1, you could unlock the whole game just using cheats to go to level 2 (jumping the end sequence of level 1).

>> No.658668

It wasn't that bad.

>> No.658731

That was a bad game?

>> No.658758

Frontier First Encounters.
The fucking alarm noise every time you get attacked and the space combat with Newtonian physics ruined it completely.
Otherwise it could have been an awesome game.


>> No.658763
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the controls were horrendous. i actually almost had a seizure playing this game (not even joking).

the text dialogues were huge - like the fucking books in TES. when i realized that playing this game was a chore, i uninstalled.

>> No.658793

Knowing how to play it isn't a problem. This is not a deep or complex game.

The problem with it is how absolutely dull it is.

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>> No.658814

Ha, I remember that!
Confusing as fuck.

>> No.659014

I cannot wait to do a remake of the ending of the first Indiana Jones and melt in front of my game.com

>> No.659025

Oh boy I remember buying this for 5€ "oh boy that looks cool and stuff!!"

I played for maybe 10 minutes then I uninstalled it and pretended it never existed.

>> No.659061

Pit-Fighter for SNES.

Just look at this piece of shit.


>> No.659075
File: 14 KB, 297x218, 1367568888591[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde for NES
It's more of a cruel joke and an insult to whoever is playing than an actual game.

>> No.659393 [DELETED] 

Shut up you !
That game is tatally rad.

>dat song that plays in all sidescrolling stages

>> No.659402

Shut up you !!!
That game is totally rad.

Seriously... I know the graphics are mediocre and the controls are kind of weird, but if you have the patience to learn how to play the game properly, it's pretty cool.
Not the best game out there, but it's not bad at all.

>dat song that plays in all sidescrolling stages

>> No.659401

>Didn't that game have some sort of product placement with the Crunch bars?
Only the N64 version.

>> No.659419

But that cover looks so cool...

>> No.659484

to be honest, this looks like a pretty faithful conversion for the hardware it's working with
what exactly makes this so horribly bad? I have a feeling that people like to rip on anything released on this console

>> No.659762

wow, you can tell just by the name of the game that absolutely no effort went into the game

>> No.659780

dear lord, I didn't know it went up to 8... also, why is an action game? was this made when the company that bought sierra out decided to "update" it's IPs and failed horribly?

>> No.659804

god, it's like those hideous bratz things only worse

>> No.659819 [DELETED] 

and this is why japanese experimental games usually didn't get released in the US, for some reason it's imposible for people in our country to grasp the concept of video games as art... I mean that display at MOMA doesn't even contain any real art games...

>> No.659843 [DELETED] 

>winners fight drugs

>> No.659858

>Winners Fight Drugs!
anyhow, this game does look like complete shit
but it's kinda impressive for trying to pull off an NES style platformer on a C64 at all

>> No.659862

oh fuck... wow... this is for the NES... I'm a moron...

>> No.659925
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So much wasted potential...

>> No.659957

The first Bubsy. It was one of those "only one heart" games and dying was always too easy. They make a sonic clone where you blast through a level at high speed but they didnt "clone" a way to keep you going, like a spin attack or collecting rings as some "makeshift extra heart". Instead they add all these obstacles and inconveniences and end up with "Not-Sonic the hedgehog, featuring Mario from Donkey Kong"

>> No.659997

Eye of the Beholder for the gameboy. It may be because I was too young to appreciate it, but I thought it was absolute shit at the time. I don't think that's the case, though, because I bought it because I was just starting to get into D&D.

>> No.660174
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While I can think of a few shit games I've played, like Dokapon and Contact for instance, the only retro one I can remember is this thing right here.

Even now, I'm not sure if it was any bad or not, because I could never figure out how to make it DO anything. Granted I was like 10 and only bought it cause I loved SimCity2000 and SimAnt, but the amount of frustration it caused me trying to play the damn thing means it ranks up there as far as shitty games are concerned.

I still don't know a thing about it's actual gameplay to this day.

>> No.660187

>my milkshake

>> No.660217
File: 37 KB, 428x448, PANIC_MAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I know there's something similar floating around but I decided to make one myself anyway.

>> No.660420
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The only really awful game I've personally played was Metal Morph, which had some of the worst and most repetitive level design I've ever experienced (not to mention awful space shooter segments). It was in the last SDA marathon and it even the speedrun of it was near unwatchable because the game just sucks that bad

>> No.660450
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Aw, that's better than my OC.

>> No.660660

But, SA1 was way glitchier and less polished. SA2 also didn't have you bumble around a hub world for no reason other than to lengthen the game and because video games were still in that "Mario 64 did it so if we do it, it makes our game good too!" phase. As far as controls go... did we play the same game? SA2 was way tighter in controls, especially for Sonic/Shadow.

>mech/hunting stages

I'll grant you that for the most part, yeah, but what was your alternative in SA1 that was so much better? More (albeit, slightly better) hunting? Slow, clunky platforming as Amy? Fucking fishing? (I would say mech but frankly Gamma was what the mech stages wished they were in SA2.) The soundtrack was not nearly as good as SA1's, but it was far from forgettable. Hello? Live and Learn? Escape from the City? All of the so bad it's good Knuckles raps? C'mon son.

And the camera, while not good, was still way better than SA1's jittery ass pile of shit.

SA2 is by no means a great game, but it's clearly better than SA1 in terms of overall quality and polish. I say this even when I like SA1 better personally.

>> No.660671

I fucking loved Pac Man 2, one of my favorite games. When I had to restart my collection that was the first thing I bought.

>> No.662229
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For my personal worst game experience, it's probably the NES Roger Rabbit game. I rented it when I was very young and the main thing I remember is that goddamn bouncing hop Eddie does to charge up a punch.

Somehow through mostly dumb luck I gathered up the will pieces but didn't know you needed the dip gun, so I spent a long time bouncing and punching to get Doom's meter down. It got painfully close to zero, but I don't think the game actually lets you win that way and I never succeeded. It was the last cruel joke from a game that had bored me the entire way, but damn I wasn't gonna try to get my two bucks' worth outta it.

>> No.662239

The Game Boy game is much better, it is made by Capcom and it had Shinji Mikami


>> No.662262
File: 5 KB, 230x100, snickers.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The European version of Bikers Mice From Mars (SNES) had a lot of Snickers advertisement

>> No.662268

It was surprisingly localized in a lot of languages even Norwegian

>> No.662327

Should have gone with Bubble Bath Babes

>> No.662335
File: 16 KB, 300x300, 51Qnv5oW6zL._SL500_AA300_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This game.

No end in sight, the items do nothing, and half the screen is useless.

>> No.662338

What is hilarious is magazines advertisements thought that the constant voice sampling was a good selling point

"Does he ever shut up? No!"

>> No.662363 [DELETED] 


Ugh. This fucking game.

Even going online and seeking help I couldn't figure out how to play it.

>> No.662462

can't get past the first level. Partially due to difficulty, mostly due to shittiness.

>> No.662485

I'll admit the music is... kinda catchy.

Okay, I love the music in the game.

>> No.662504

The first hour is the most radical shit

Then the game never ends.

>> No.662532
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even worse than the movie

>> No.662557

>Implying any of the Back to the Future movies are bad

>> No.662564

The Continue? episode is pretty funny though.

>> No.662609

>DrugWar! for Ti Calculators
Man, we passed that game around school along with Phoenix and Tetris like mad. Everyone who had a Ti-83+ was playing games in school. Too bad a friend of mine got a Ti-86 instead and had to get link cables to download off of the internet.

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>> No.662715

oh fuck I played this 20 years ago... it was fuckin painful

I agree it's inferior to SA1, but I wouldn't say it's an horrible game

The sequel was equally as bad

>> No.665225

Milon's Secret Castle

>> No.665261
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It's a pretty terrible fighting game with sluggish controls. At least Shaq-fu had an interesting setting and didn't pretend to take itself seriously.

>> No.665405

I can't be the only one that got tricked into buy Mega Man for the PC.

>> No.665421

I think SA is proof that 2D platforming will always be technically superior to 3D platforming. 3D jumping just doesn't work.

>> No.665473

Its sort of retro I guess but the worst game I've played in recent years is Sims Urbz. It was horrible >.<

>> No.665509

Final Fantasy XII is my least favorite game of all time.

If we're speaking strictly retro, then it's Toy Story on the Genesis.

>> No.665602
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Got this from parents first birthday after receiving SNES for Christmas.

What a complete shit game.

>> No.665705
File: 30 KB, 418x389, Batman Forever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

In fact the first thing coming to my mind would be "Mario is missing". But "Batman forever" was actually worse...

>> No.665747

Sonic Heroes was faaaaaar worse.

>> No.665817
File: 499 KB, 480x300, poopin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

fuck this game. i remember i was so excited that christmas morning...for about five minutes.

to this day i've never seen another game that is so shitty yet so full of itself that the loading screen (on an SNES no less) tells you "HOLD ON"

>> No.665820
File: 23 KB, 250x353, E.T.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

E Fucking T. This is the biggest piece of shit ever. Google "Mass Burials of E.T for Atari 2600"

>> No.665839

It's actually more playable than half of the Atari library, you just had to know what you were doing and you might even have some fun.

>> No.665848


The game wasn't great, but that wasn't why it was mass-buried. They made far too many copies, obviously thinking a tie-in to E.T. would sell millions, and shift consoles too. It wasn't a console-shifter, and was one too many "okay game" for consumers. Signified the crash.

>> No.665850

ET was like the Disco Demolition Night of Atari gaming

It was more about people being fucking fed up with the entire mountain of crap than the game itself. ET was that one final huge push to overhype a piece of janky pointless dogshit and people just had enough.

>> No.665851

Agreed. It wasn't great, but nonetheless, nobody who was actually alive when E.T. was released would rip on it so bad, that's reserved for kids who only know how to google things rather than actually playing them.

>> No.665870

Yes we all know about E.T. and the landfill. That isn't obscure trivia or anything and there are plenty of other cryptic pieces or Atari shit worse than E.T.

>> No.665879
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For me it's a toss up between pic related and dash galaxy in the alien asylum.

>> No.665893

Rugrats Party whatever for the N64. Worst rental of my life.

>> No.665907
File: 47 KB, 640x640, brick in an ice rink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

anyone else play this shit?

>> No.665919
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Drakkhen - SNES.

Aka: What the Fuck am I supposed to even be DOING?
I never understood where to go or what to do, and I've played a fuckton of RPGs. If you didn't approach even the fucking castles correctly, you *instant-died* falling into the moat. Not to mention never knowing if some huge dragon-man was going to tell you a story, or bluntly attack you.

>> No.665915

That was breddy good I thought. I liked the campy Michael Caine impersonations.

>> No.665916

I bought it.

>> No.665936

I also hate SA2, it sucks, I'm 21, and a lot of my peers fucking loved it and the GC port. If it weren't for Chao Gardens I wouldn't have fucking played. There's like 5 sonic and 5 shadow levels and then a sea of nearly unplayable, boring shit. SA1 was glitchy and wonky but it was overall more satisfying, the knux levels didn't seem so tedious and Amy/Tails offered slight gameplay variations without sacrificing too much of what the game is supposed to be.

>> No.665937

I think Dirty Harry was also pretty bad as well.

>> No.665949

This. It really was never all that hard.
Then again I'm the guy who absolutely hated Skyward Sword's motion controls. Could never get them to work right

>> No.665951

Remember when the sky gets funny and the crazy bullshit demon dog thing pops up out of the ground and murders your entire party without any reason?

>I have tried on three recent occasions to play that game, and I still have no clue on how to progress. The instruction manual is useless.

>> No.665961

I've owned the original DOS big box for years now, but I have never played it.

>> No.665965

Surprised you didn't get troll rated
I agree 100%

>> No.665968
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Oh god yes. The grunting noises monsters made in this game were the stuff nightmares are made of. And yeah, that manual gave *zero* clue what the hell to do in that game. One of these days I'm gonna try it after reading a proper guide. If any game ever needed a paper "Guide to this SNES Game" at that time-period, it was that.

>> No.665969

Decent games cost like hell.

>> No.666006
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I have played many crappy games in Game Boy (mainly from pirate multicards) and this one is the crappiest of all. The weird parts?
- It's based on this japanese movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmania_Monogatari
- Despite being so crappy it got localised.

I challenge you find an opening more horrifying than these one from Tasmania Story.

>> No.666127
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All it was was 4 seperate minigames and they were all absolute garbage.

>> No.666163

>tfw this was the first SNES game I played.

Not a good first impression of the system that later became one of my favorite systems of all time

>> No.666170

No, I really enjoyed that one. Spent 70 hours getting A-rank on everything

>> No.666186
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>> No.666213

Fucked up yes, but hardly the worst.

>> No.666215

I genuinely love this game in spite of all the weird bullshit deaths and overall inscrutability

>> No.666219

I truly envy the person whose worst game is Digimon World.

>> No.666714
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my mom always bought me shitty licensed games for christmas and shit along with the stuff i really wanted and i always tried to play and enjoy them to honor her. fuck did this game suck. a lot of the games i would put of this list are n64 games, no coincidence there.

>> No.666754

But how is Digimon World bad?

Sure it had a few glitches here and there, and the Digivolutions were strange, but they were based on the Virtual Pets at the time (to the extent that they put Gomamon and Tentomon on our box, despite the former not appearing and the latter being an enemy)

I thought the game was pretty quirky, once you glance past the obscure (and possibly random/unknown) evolutions, training up newborns was slightly tedious, but there was a point A to point B, it's only the glitches or poorly thought out objective trees that's weird...like wasn't it possible to miss Leomon if you unlocked his chamber but never bumped into him....or never rescued Meramon or something...

Memory is fuzzy.

>> No.667054

Robin Hood for the GB
Lord of the Rings part 1 for the SNES

>> No.667196

Is that M. Bison punching guys?

>> No.667221

I heard its fucking terrible off of gog. The 3D barbarian is the worst human I've ever seen modeled in 3d, bar none.

I almost want to emulate it to see just how fucking awful it is.

>> No.667228

Bubsy annoyed the shit out of me as a kid.

>> No.667234

I tended to get the games I really wanted for Christmas or my birthday, and shitty licensed games in my Easter basket.

>> No.667235

The GB Hunchback of Notre Dame was also just shitty mini games. I don't know if Mulan was also the same but Disney games were mostly horrible in the mid to late '90s. Anyone liked the Hercule PS1 game?

>> No.667250

I hate your soul.

>> No.667257
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The sequel to it is way better and less broken, give it a chance. It will motivate you even more with the first game.


>> No.667260

Explain to me how shitfaced you have to be to think constantly playing voice clips is a good thing.

Did these same people program X7?

>> No.667283

Voice samples were a novelty at the time. They must have thought having them play a lot in the game was being cutting edge design

>> No.667329
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Let's put aside the quality of this game for a second.
This is Bomberman. This is a Hudson game.

This is a Hudson Bomberman game on the N64, the system that known for all it's 4 player party games.
Now look at this starting gamescreen. 4 Bombermen doing a variety of things.

So you're looking at used N64 games to play with your friends, and you see Bomberman.

The multiplayer option isn't there, but you see a lot of menu options locked up, So maybe they want you to at least try the single player. And after 4 Worlds of Bomberman hero, you finally unlock the first bonus and its...
A sledding race game... that's still single player.

It was disapointing to be sure. But what only made it worse was how slow this game was, how bland the levels were and how horribly the graphics aged on it.

I'm amazed there are people who enjoyed this game. This was the worst thing Hudson did for the N64.

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Why the hell were the bosses so hard?

>> No.667571
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Pic related. The worst piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of playing. Returned it about 3 hours after purchase.

>> No.667578

Nice retro game there...

>> No.667581



What are you, 10 years old?

>> No.667585

OP technically didn't SAY retro game, but yeah

I say we allow it because there's always room to bitch about needless "reboots" that shit all over classic series. I was actually going to make a thread about them...

>> No.667587

Hahaha fuck I opened heaps of threads from here and /v/, my bad guys. Thought I was on /v/.

>> No.667610


I... sorta dig that in a Worker and Parasite kind of way. The weird flailing movements, the at first inexplicable gameplay... Hell, the borderline incomprehensibility of it all. Like, the music was so bizarre I didn't recognize it as Waltzing Mathilda until just before it cut away.

>> No.667620

>OP technically didn't SAY retro game, but yeah

I would figure the whole /vr/ board thing would make it obvious.

>> No.668908
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Fuck the "nothing after 1999 is considered retro" thing. This motherfucker.

How can you go from badass aliens that effortlessly kill soldiers to shitty mooks that get killed by the assload by one robot.

Also, who was the motherfucker that thought an autocannon should be an upgrade over a laser rifle ?

Granted, I shat my pants the first time I saw a chryssalid but that's besides the point.

>> No.668948

I take it you didn't play any of the earlier games if you were able to even touch that thing without retching.

>> No.668951

Whoops sorry, didn't read what the thread was about

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>> No.669565

Really? I thought The Mask was great, if a bit too difficult.

>> No.669582
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Funnily enough, I have a game for the Game Gear based on the comics called "Asterix and the Great Rescue." It's actually not half bad.

>> No.669584

You can delete posts, you know.

>> No.669597 [DELETED] 

The worst game I ever played was that game you like a lot. u mad? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TROLL LEVEL = OVER 9000z #trollface #TeamBreezy

>> No.669684

Looks like it's a Mappy clone with the weird "enemies can't hurt you while you're trampoline-jumping" rule.

I don't know what the original movie was like but I'm going to guess it doesn't contain a single trampoline.

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You need to play more games

>> No.669729

What the hell. Toy story was great.

>> No.670414
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Slav here, it seems like this game is a lot more well-liked in the former USSR. Mortal Kombat was fucking huge here, so a game that played like it was getting some brownie points right out of the gate.

Personally, I kinda like it. The 6-button Genesis controllers is absolutely perfect for it. I always enjoy looking for secrets and hidden stuff in my vidya, and this one is chock full of them. In four of the stages, you even get to find blueprints that unlock secret weapons - one of the hypest unlockables ever, especially for the time. There's a huge variety of special moves and weapons, even if about a third of them are borderline useless. I think one of the Follin brothers wrote the soundtrack, so it's somewhat decent.

I have a soft spot for this game because I first saw it on this vidya gaem TV show we had back when I was a little kid. I only had a famiclone back then, so the best-looking game my feeble imagination could conjure was TMNT3. When I saw Batman Forever, it blew my fucking mind all across the wall. The sprites seemed so huge, so gorgeously animated and so photorealistic, it left a huge impression on me. It seems funny now, but back then it was like catching a glimpse of the future.

>> No.671556

It's a good game if you stop playing it before actually going to earth and pretend that you lost it and wanted to know how it ended.

>> No.675369

I liked this game. Pinball was fun

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This fucker. Thinking back, it was probably not that bad, but I always was quite lucky, even when I chose vidya games just because I liked the box art. This one was one of the games my mum bought. She probably loves it, but her taste in games is quite shitty.

>> No.675508

But I loved Sewer Shark!
>A million pounds of tubesteak!

>> No.675514

That game had a kickin' intro but the actual gameplay was shit
>long walks to nowhere
>not enough direction
>how slow you walked if you carried too much

>> No.675523

I used to live there. It was okay, but it was sort of a dying community. Nothing to do there, if you don't want to go drinking.

Table Rock was cool, and Astral Games is a terrific D&D/40K/CCG store.

>> No.675563

Oh! I have that.

I find it pretty fun.

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This one is a no-brainer. I gave up before the second area, it was just torture.

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and following up to this, this. Terrifyingly awkward controls are the main issue. The voice acting is ace, but the rest is just... bleh.

>> No.675575

My dad loved this game for some reason. I was never allowed to play it though because of the violence, only occasionally. I really want to play it again.

>> No.675589


nigga you best be joking, the only parts where controls become confusing is with the menus, otherwise it's like playing SM64

>> No.675603

If Mario was walking sluggishly, incapable of precise movement or turning, and interpreted 'Running' as 'Light, awkward jogging', I suppose.

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>bad controls
>time limit
>trial&error puzzles

you have to create antimatter. if you dont know how to do that in real life, better not play this game.

>> No.675656

i have this game (came with n64 off of ebay), but it looked so shitty i never put it in my system. well now i'm thankful.

>> No.675664

Oh my god, there was this spiral door or something outside gyorgs fortress I could not get past. I was missing one.

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I want say the first Rayman Raving Rabbids, I picked it up after waiting fifteen hours for the Wii launch, piece of shit doesn't even let you get 100% because of an in-game bug, but in order to keep it closer to /vr/Retro-relevance:

Reign of Fire for the GBA. Terrible controls, laggy, utterly boring and I fucking convinced myself to buy that instead of goddamn Metroid: Zero Mission. Couldn't return that piece of shit because "OH YOU OPENED IT" bullshit return policies. God I hate that game, I sometimes dream of elaborate ways to destroy the cartridge but none of them seem to be amusing enough. Maybe I'll make a flamethrower in the shape of a dragon and destroy it.

At least the movie was fun to watch as a popcorn flick.

>> No.675746

Funny; I'm still kind of attached to that game. To each their own though. I think it had some good ideas, it just failed to implement things well.

>> No.675761

And for some goddamn reason they never did re-release Bomberman 64 on the goddamn virtual console, only fucking Bomberman Hero. Fuck that.

I remember having a similar disappointment with Hero anon, that shit sucked.

>> No.675772

Had a Rugrats Party game on the PSX myself, it was just as bad.

>> No.675783

I actually enjoyed this game a lot as a kid, perhaps because it was so confusing. I don't deny that it is a terrible game, but as someone who was stuck with a single beat up SNES console it felt rather open and interesting, even challenging in comparison to the other RPGs that were available for me at the time.

>> No.676063

This shit right here. Holy shit Heavy Nova is a very terribly game. Bad controls, shitty jumping (you had to press up and the flying was done badly), shit hit detection, bad one on one fights in which you just attack wildly, and a terrible aesthetic.

>> No.676089

>but in order to keep it closer to /vr/Retro-relevance:
>Reign of Fire for the GBA.
No dice.