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I'm at the forest temple, when does it become fun? So far literally nothing about this game is appealing.

>> No.6477034

>>6477030
why continue playing, you stole the game anyway

>> No.6477040

>>6477034
Even if I ordered it on eBay Nintendo receives no money.

>> No.6477042

>>6477040
Nintendo is run by greedy jew people
fyi jews killed their messiah

>> No.6477091

>>6477042
But it was the Roman Empire who killed him for being a seditious.

>> No.6477101

>>6477091
dude kept urging them to let him go and hang some other guy but the jews ultimately decided they had to get the blasphemer

>> No.6477106

>>6477101
>Believing the gospels literally
>They were written 30 years after the fact when it was a priority to become popular with the gentiles.
>Surprised the bad guys are toned down.

>> No.6477129

>>6477106
>>6477101
>>6477091
I love retro video games

>> No.6477132

>>6477106>>6477129

forgive them they know not what they do

>> No.6477143

>>6477030
I finished the fire temple and still didn't enjoy anything. The dungeons are quite boring and I hate exploring hyrule field, and I just don't have the drive to continue experimenting how to get into the next dungeon.I even bought the 3ds version, which is supposedly better than the original Are all 3d zeldas like this? Is this really the best zelda has to offer?

>> No.6477147

>>6477132
Wrong again https://www.academia.edu/10232441/_Jesus_and_the_Anti-Roman_Resistance._A_Reassessment_of_the_Arguments_Journal_for_the_Study_of_the_Historical_Jesus_12_2014_1-105

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6477153

I don't know what's worse, shitting on OoT thread #50,000, or whatever this turned into.

>> No.6477847

>i don't derive any sense of enjoyment from exploration because I've spent my entire life inside chasing after only immediate gratification

>my brain is so fucked from my parents giving me my own ipad when I was 6 years old that now i literally am physically unable to understand why people enjoy adventure

>> No.6478102

>>6477153
>>6477847
Kill yourselves drones.

>> No.6478107

>>6477030
>when does it become fun?
When you get taste

>> No.6478108

Imagine fighting an imaginary war against a Japanese video game company inside of your head. Every single day of your life.

>> No.6478113

>>6477143
>which is supposedly better than the original
It's not, retard. For future reference the original version of just about every /vr/ game on a CRT is the best version

>> No.6478117

>>6477030
you gotta beat it first
like shitting
the fun and pleasure lies in the sensation it's done

>> No.6478118

>>6478113
Anon, he's falseflagging and shitposting with bait. He isn't playing the game. He threw off the 3DS thing because he knows original vs 3DS generates shitposting.

>> No.6478239

>>6478108
Sorry, I just don't like OoT. YOU seem awfully defensive though.

>> No.6479175

>>6477030

it's held in high regard by genXers who playing this their senior year of HS while drinking their parents booze.

ALTTP is far superior. go play that.

>> No.6479203

>>6477147
I can smell Chinese takeout and severed foreskins just looking at that URL.

>> No.6479975

>>6479175
>oot
>gen x
So people who are 50 today played OOT? Are you literally retarded?

>> No.6479983

>>6477847
>nintendie games
>not immediate gratification
Tendie devs are literally afraid of their consoomers not having enough IQ to find enjoyment in fully open ended open world hardcore ARPG roguelikes. Linear games like OOT are the textbook definition of fresh instant gratification readily served on your table.

>> No.6479986

>>6477030
How the fuck are we supposed to what you find fun? You probably have fun sticking a finger up your arse as you jerk off but I want nothing to do with it. Is this the first video game you’ve ever played? The game taught you the mechanics before you left Kokiri Forest and gave you a dungeon. That’s the game. If that wasn’t “fun” then clearly it’s not for you, you wretched cunt.

>> No.6479990

>>6477030
That's the secret of OoT, it's a very boring game. Sorry OP, there's better 3D games out there. Try Ghost in the Shell on the PS1.

>> No.6480020

>>6477030
is the poor zoomer struggling to solve the puzzles

>> No.6480319

>>6478239
This is why you made this thread. Not because you have any legitimate criticisms, but because you want to “see the nintendies so triggered oooooo”.
Kys

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6480349

>>6477030
>I keep playing this game I clearly don't care for and can't figure out how to stop! REEEEEEE

>> No.6480359

>>6479990
>there's better 3D games out there
citation required

>> No.6480365

>>6479990
I hate when people recommend completely different genres as alternatives to a game they don’t like.
Ghost in the Shell is a shooter
OOT is an adventure game
They’re not comparable

>> No.6480593

>>6477042
Jesus' death was part of the plan, the whole point of him coming to Earth was to be the final sacrifice, resurrect, and usher in a new age. I'll never understand people who think the jews were evil for killing Jesus when that was the whole point of his existence.

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6480602

>>6479983
>Tendie devs are literally afraid of their consoomers not having enough IQ to find enjoyment in fully open ended open world hardcore ARPG roguelikes. Linear games like OOT are the textbook definition of fresh instant gratification readily served on your table.

>> No.6480606

>>6480365
I hate when people suck off games just because they're told to. OoT is a boring game.

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6480608

>>6478239
>Sorry, I just don't like OoT. YOU seem awfully defensive though.

>> No.6480613

>>6480602
>>6480606
>>6480608
Based /v/eddit

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6480641

Neck yourselves. All of you. Including me for posting here.

>> No.6480663

Why would you put hours into a game that you find nothing appealing about? If you're not having fun within the first 30 minutes of the game you're not going suddenly start liking it half way through or some shit. I can't imagine being so stupid to play games for hours without getting any enjoyment at all.

>> No.6480732

>>6479975
People who are 50 now would have been 28 on OoTs release, and 15 when the NES released in the USA, 16 during the release of the original Zelda and 22 when LttP released. Though they weren't in high school it's not that much of a stretch to assume that there are plenty of 50 year old fans of OoT.

>> No.6480746

lol

>> No.6480769

>>6477030
shut up faggot

*hides gay thread*

>> No.6480789

>>6477030
>>>/v/510333738
mmm

>> No.6480847

>>6480593
that cannot possibly be true

>> No.6480893

>>6480663
Yeah you know usually I would quit but when you play the game widely considered to be the BEST FUCKING VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME, you continue playing, because I really did want this game to be fun. The problem is seeing so many people greatly enjoying the game, and feeling left out. Eventually it just gets annoying as the fans are obsessive with the game, and the people who don't like it just become contrarians and spewing shit like the rabid fans. It is less about the discussion of video games, and it just becomes an internet shaming match.

>> No.6481157

>>6477030
I'm going to go ahead and guess that you picked up this game with the full intention of hating it.

>> No.6481176

>/vr/ defends the zelda games now
what happened?

>> No.6481186

>>6480893
you continue playing, because I really did want this game to be fun.
Really? Even if nothing about it appeals to you? Before I even try a game something about it has to appeal to me such as the concept or the graphics, music, etc. because I value my time. OP is just baiting.

>> No.6481187

Gets good when you understand that all Nintendo hype is bullshit

>> No.6481215

>>6479983
grew up being a sonyboy but
>carefully crafted adventure is instant gratification
get over yourself and take a shower

>> No.6481220

>>6480593
based brother-in-Christposter

>> No.6481223

/vr/intendo

>> No.6481225

>>6480789
that was the most zoomer op post i have ever seen

>> No.6481310

>>6477030
obvious bait is obvious

>> No.6481425

EH REH

>> No.6481432

>>6477030
If it's really not for you, you would know by now. I happen to think it's one of the all time greats. If you don't like it, fine. What kinds of games do you like most? I could recommend something.

>> No.6481435

>>6477030
>nothing about the game is appealing
You're telling me you didn't think a single song in the soundtrack so far is good or great? For fuck's sake you're in the forest temple!
>>6477101
>implying Christ protested his own persecution to anyone but God in the garden of Gethsemane

>> No.6481439

>>6478117
This is a pretty dumb take.

>> No.6481442

>>6479175
A patrician, I see.