Congratulations, you have won Twisted Metal!

[Anonymous No.6411038]

Greetings /vr/, I raise my glass to the one competitor who has made it all the way, now, what is your wish?

[Anonymous No.6411162]

>>6411038
For everyone to become robotic gods that know of literally every bit of info ever.

[Anonymous No.6411170]

>>6411038
I wish that everyone was a beautiful perfect hermaphrodite dickgirl but still capable of procreation with each other.

[Anonymous No.6411192]

>>6411162
Your wish is granted, it's a shame though, those Gods now know that you jack off to loli and are hunting you down for execution! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6411170
Granted! Your wish is actually pretty hard to fuck up so I'll give ya that, aside from just feeling really gay whenever you have sex now. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[Anonymous No.6411479]

>>6411038
I wish for all /vr/ video games that were originally released, commercially or otherwise, for personal computer platforms to be erased from existence and the collective minds of all of humanity immediately.

[Anonymous No.6411487]

>>6411192
>Granted! Your wish is actually pretty hard to fuck up so I'll give ya that, aside from just feeling really gay whenever you have sex now. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
Thanks senpai.

[Anonymous No.6411506]

I want the timeline rewritten so the Star Ocean games after 2 are sprite based, good, and widely available to play for all of humanity.

[Anonymous No.6411534]

I wish for the ys series to return to its roots and go back to bump combat

[Calypso No.6411570]

More wishes? I am all but happy to oblige!
>>6411479
Your wish is granted! Now, you have two options, erased from history and never existed or just erased from that very moment, we'll go with the former! Doom was erased, this means the FPS genre went tits up or at least was very fucking late, Fallout never exists, Bethesda has went bankrupt from Elder Scrolls nor Fallout existing! Valve never ends up suceeding or their success is far more limited, Steam is never a thing, GOG rains supreme. There are more unforeseen consequences, but that's all I'll list. Whether what has happened is good or bad, is up to you my dear winner! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6411487
I am happy to oblige, anon. May fate give you victory in next years contest...
>>6411506
Granted! And, while they are good, sprite based and widely available. A management shift as given them to a team under EA's control, it is a free to play mobile game with game-enhancing microtransactions! But hey, at least Metacritic praised it! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6411534
Granted! While the series returns to its roots and returns to bump combat, it does so in a poorly done way because the game had been outsourced to the nearest labour camp, it contains microtransactions, immense amounts of bugs and frustrating game design! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[Anonymous No.6411576]

I wish that this board was good again!

[Anonymous No.6411586]

>>6411570
>F2P Star Ocean via EA

CALYPSOOOOO
CALYPSO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOONE

[Calypso No.6411587]

>>6411576
Granted! But, you didn't say for how long, now did you anon? Heheh... My name is Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[Calypso No.6411634]

>>6411586
Why, I've simply granted your wish, of course! If you have an issue, better prepare for next years competition!

[Anonymous No.6411658]

>>6411038
I wish for Twisted Metal: Black, the best game in the franchise, to be ported to the PS1 so it can be discussed on /vr/!

[Anonymous No.6411662]

>>6411634
Alright asshole, you asked for it

[Anonymous No.6411670]

>>6411192
(O_O)
Jesus Christ what in the hell

[Anonymous No.6411682]

>>6411038
For pie to be good but only in it's base form so no modifications of any kind whatsoever at all.
Checkmate Calypso, I just want a good pie.

[Anonymous No.6411691]

>>6411670
If they have every piece of info, wouldn't they just erase him from existence instead? Seems more effective.

[Calypso No.6411705]

OOC for a moment, I've ran out of TM2 images I'll just go throughout the series from here I suppose
>>6411658
Granted! Your wish goes well, but you soon realize that not only is the port fucking terrible, but you could've just simply wished for /vr/'s rules from 2014 to be updated to modern day standards and get the entire PS2 in on the discussion! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6411662
I- um. Well ain't my fault you're fucking dense.
>>6411670
I apologize, but the robo-Gods have taste!
>>6411682
Done! Pie has been made so delicious that pre-made pies and the ingredients for homemade pies are now rare luxuries, costing thousands if not millions of dollars! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6411691
Honestly they probably could but it's not in my pay grade to decide how the robots execute him.

[Anonymous No.6411741]

>>6411705
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WANTED FUCKING PIEEEEEEEEEE

[Calypso No.6411761]

>>6411741
Simple economics! Come back next year if you really want to have your fantastic pie at a CHEAP price, heheh.

[Anonymous No.6412904]

This Calypso is the Twisted Metal 4 version. Git gud

[Father Electronics Couture No.6412926]

Let's go BLACK, it's time to come home

[Anonymous No.6413341]

>>6412926
Calypso the feds are here, they found you.

[Anonymous No.6413759]

>>6411038
i like how this asshole got his ring stolen and when he tried to get it back from Sweet Tooth they destroy everything in Twisted Metal III.

that said, the timebomb ending in TM1 was sad as hell.

[Calypso No.6414000]

>>6412904
Well, wishes that are exploitable will be exploited.
>>6412926
NOOOOOOO BLACK NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6413341
[runs away like a coward as usual]
>>6413759
You got the numbers wrong, TM4 was when Calypso had the ring and the timbomb ending was in TM2

[Anonymous No.6414917]

>>6411038
I wish Junichi Masuda left the video game industry and anything related to Pokemon in 2008 and onwards

[Anonymous No.6414931]

>>6411038
I need about treefidy

[Anonymous No.6415810]

>>6411038
I want to go to the gym again, make this corona thing stop Mr. Calypso

[Calypso No.6416894]

>>6414917
Done! The Masuda replacement is actually pretty good, I'll let you away with that honestly. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6414931
I don't have any change, but so here's 5 dollars. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6415810
It is done! Corona-Chan has been quelled, normal life may resume. For now. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[Anonymous No.6418903]

>>6411038
I wish you a good day

[Anonymous No.6418919]

i want fast car, and lots of money, and umm i want some strawberry shortcake in a to go container

[Anonymous No.6419468]

>>6411038
I want you to tell me where do i start with the series and with which version

[Calypso No.6419932]

>>6418903
T- thanks! You too. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6418919
Well, fast and lots are subjective terms, and thus I shall give you a car that can do 100 miles an hour and 120 dollars. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6419468
The series doesn't really have a starting point, they are mostly self-contained aside from minor lore shit in the different driver endings! But, most regard Twisted Metal 2 for the PS1 to be the best in the series or at least very close. Good luck driver. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Well, not yet. Twisted Metal!

[Anonymous No.6420506]

>>6411038
My wish is for my fishy to come back. No jokes please I miss my fishy, only friend I had. Please bring my fishy back Calypso.

[Anonymous No.6421871]

>>6411038
I wish I was happy.

[Calypso No.6421883]

>>6420506
Well, normally I would grant your wish and then laugh as it flops around on the ground because you forgot to ask for it to be put in water. But I'm feeling generous, it shall be done! Bowl and all. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
>>6421871
Done! But, you didn't say for how long, now did you? Eh, I'm generous I'll let you be happy for 2 weeks. Savor it.