/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.6273563]

Kiddy Kong is looking at you.

[Anonymous No.6273564]

woah... he's looking at us...

[Anonymous No.6273567]

>>6273563
I remember seeing this magazine as a kid and trying forever to parse the grammar in this sentence without any success.

[Anonymous No.6273570]

why the fuck did they release DK64 with 2 complete clone characters of the existing "girl monkey" and "strong monkey" archetypes? Just use Dixie and Kiddy...

Lankey would have been fine as the only Kong Krew newcomer

[Anonymous No.6273571]

>>6273563

[Anonymous No.6273573]

>>6273570

and how tf did Donkey Kong end up playable in only 1/3 Donkey Kong Country games?

[Anonymous No.6273580]

>>6273570
DK64 is an odball. Don't forget that they killed Wrinkly Kong and bought back Candy.

>>6273573
Squawks is playable in every game. He's the real protagonist.

[Anonymous No.6273596]

>>6273563
dkc3 is underrated as fuck. I love the overworld, and the banana birds are so cute

[Anonymous No.6273608]

>>6273563
I still have this issue. The cover is only holding on by a quarter of a staple

[Anonymous No.6273668]

>>6273570
From what I remember, early on DK64's development, the team got told to only use characters from DKC1 for the main cast and the NPCs, later on Rare let them use whatever character they needed but Chunky and Tiny were already done so tough luck for Dixie and Kiddy, gonna guess Wrinkly's soul was a later addition during development.

[Anonymous No.6273687]

>>6273570
Sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.6273789]

>>6273573
In donkey Kong 1-3, he was only playable in 2 and was donkey Kong jr

[Anonymous No.6273810]

>>6273789
So we're lead to believe. Yet the ancient mushroom sages once whispered of a primal mad god who would knuckle-walk the earth for as long as his chain of flesh-vessels and supply of virgin blood sacrifices remained unbroken

[Anonymous No.6273824]

>>6273563
christ NMS was a terrible magazine. they began printing cheats backwards, in an attempt to make you buy the magazine instead of simply copying it in the shop. they knew they sucked

[Anonymous No.6273871]

>>6273824
They'd publish nude game characters drawn by kids on the letters pages though, plus you could kinda see Nursie's pussy for months until some parent complained.

[Anonymous No.6273894]

>>6273563
MMHMM

[Anonymous No.6274017]

>>6273563

European visual character design is the worst.

[Anonymous No.6274071]

>>6273871
>until some parent complained
You know, I think that was probably all a stunt to stir up controversy, except that nobody cared.

It wasn't just that her pussy was "kinda" visible so much as they just drew her with her gash completely on display and made it huge on the page every month next to a bunch of letters from 10-year-olds.
I'd look at it every time and just think, no way would they do that, and rationalised it as being a seam on her (apparently literally translucent) panties or something. Right up until they copped to it and changed the art.

[Anonymous No.6274096]

>>6273871
>>6274071
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.6274108]

>>6273871
>>6274071
Post the gooch you cowards

[Anonymous No.6274158]

>>6274108
Alright, I spent 5 minutes googling it and I give up. Although I'm sure I've seen anon post it here once before so it must exist.

Too bad my crate of mags is at my ex's place or I could just grab one. Ideally the first. IIRC the issue she was introduced (Nursie was the letters editor character who replaced the previous long-running one, Les, who was a mental patient in her ward or something) the pic of her legs/panties/syringe was like an entire half page, lol.

[Anonymous No.6274217]

>>6273563

[Anonymous No.6274251]

>>6273563
Ugly character, feels bad to play, whole game is sub par

[Anonymous No.6274372]

>>6274108

[Anonymous No.6274458]

>>6273563
Who is "Here", and why is he lookin' at "You Kid"?

[Anonymous No.6276904]

>>6273564
*Leans against the wall in a cool pose*

[Anonymous No.6276914]

>>6274372
Ive become a prisoner to this sickness

[Anonymous No.6276918]

>>6273563
>bongs think this is appealing character design