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6163680 No.6163680 [Reply] [Original]

Eat the dolphins.

>> No.6163870

Animal Cruelty
You would vote for Kill the Animals in a Super Metroid run

>> No.6163883

>>6163870
RIP crocomire

>> No.6163887
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>> No.6163890

>>6163870
Yes you would.

>> No.6163912
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>>6163680
>Dr. Mario World Dolphin
>2019 vidya in /vr/
Isn't pic related a bit more on topic?

>> No.6163917

>>6163912
Are you really going to be that pedantic? Who cares when the drawing was made, it's still referring to Super Mario World, a /vr/ game

>> No.6163935
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6163935

You have to eat all the dolphins

>> No.6163937

>>6163870
Dolphins are sadistic rape machines.

>> No.6163974

>>6163937

Truely our closest relatives. No wonder people want to save them.

>> No.6164004
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6164004

Eggman & Mario are legitimately the biggest animal abusers in retro games. Matter of fact, 90% of retro games is built on the idea of animal abuse. What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.6164034

>>6163680
Only in Japan.

>> No.6164660
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>>6164004
Reminder that Mario punches his dino/dragon/turtle/lizard friend in the head.

>> No.6164770

>>6164660
Damn Mario has a DONK

>> No.6164775

>>6163917
No it isn't

>> No.6164976
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6164976

I prefer sharks.

>> No.6164983
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>>6164976
>sweating intensifies

>> No.6164985

>>6164034
Two nukes weren't enough.

>> No.6165258

>>6164976
Fucking Disgusting. Johnny was perfect the way he was already.

>> No.6165316

>>6164034
GBA port lets you eat them in the rest of the world

>> No.6165336

>>6164660
What a sick fuck.

>> No.6165463
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6165463

>>6164660
Nintendo confirmed that he was originally hitting him but they changed it so that he's gesturing instead. I mean if you just look at the frames you can see Yoshi's face changes before Mario sticks out his arm.

>> No.6165484

>>6165463
Doesn't matter. The intent is what makes it horrible.

>> No.6165508

>>6165463
His face changes because he's wincing in anticipation of the hit he knows is coming.

>> No.6165517

>>6165508
This
>>6165463
I bet your dog flinches right before you hit him, you jerk.

>> No.6165825

>>6164775
The Dr Mario World artwork looks exactly like the enemy in SMW, they didn't even change the design

>> No.6165842

>>6163870
If a dolphin could eat you it would

>> No.6166451

Tastes like tuna, nothing special.

>> No.6168046

>>6165825
Dolphins are not enemies

>> No.6170164
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6170164

Somebody stop this genocidal maniac!

>> No.6170170

>>6165508
Yoshi is like Pavlov's dog, conditioned in youth to being hit and performing accordingly when hit. After that critical phase in training it does not need to be hit, only a familiar gesture is sufficient, a "ring of the bell" if you will.

Truly deepest lore. Bravo Nintendo

>> No.6173151

>>6165463
It still looks like Mario is striking him.

>> No.6173173

>>6170164
Why does it look so bad? I feel like I'm watching a puppet show.

>> No.6173182

>>6173173
I think because Mario and Yoshi are both casting a shadow directly "behind" them, onto the "wall". Doesn't look natural.