Unreleased Nintendo Game

[Anonymous No.6126658]

Thirty years ago, Nintendo was hard at work on a new innovative game. Little is known about the game. Even its working title is unknown. The game was finished but was shelved shortly before going into mass production. The game looked and played great but was ultimately canceled for unknown reasons. I guess this one will have to remain a mystery.

[Anonymous No.6126913]

Oh yeah I heard about that game. Hopefully someone will upload it online one day.

[Anonymous No.6126938]

Awesome blog faggot

[Anonymous No.6126997]

Oh yeah. My uncle who used to work at Nintendo had a demo copy of that game. I'd show it to you, but I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.6127563]

>>6126658
Oh yeah, I actually have one of the few protos of it, but I'm hoarding it for 1 billion dollars

[Anonymous No.6127758]

>>6126658
That game's name? Albert Einstein.

[Anonymous No.6127792]

Game collector here. I have that game. It cost me $35,000 to acquire it, and it's the jewel of my collection. I am doing my due diligence to preserve this game for posterity, and thusly I have no plans to dump & release a ROM of it.

[Anonymous No.6128742]

>>6127758
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.6128748]

>>6127758
And everyone clapped.

[Anonymous No.6128750]

>>6126658
Plebbit, the thread, fuck off with your 'humor'.

[Anonymous No.6128769]

>>6128750

[Anonymous No.6128815]

>>6126658
Sorry, is this one of those memes that are tailored for people with shoe size IQs?
>>6128769
I hope you get raped to death. I hope your whole inbred spastic family get raped to death.

[Anonymous No.6128823]

>>6126658 (OP)
Sorry, is this a meme specially tailored for people with shoe size IQs? You're about as funny as watching one's own child slowly and painfully die of cancer and AIDS.
>>6128769
I hope you get raped to death. I hope your whole inbred spastic family get raped to death.

[Anonymous No.6128860]

I hacked Nintendo customer services a decade ago and managed to get my hands on the game
then i hacked google epicly and tricked the jew bots working there and made them upload my copy directly to google
here's the link incase anyone wanted it
https://www.google.com/search?q=troll+face&client=firefox-b-m&sxsrf=ACYBGNT3WDAElk9hVsam6Hyl_Cy_ZHFQcA:1578834817652&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5_duDkv7mAhU7RhUIHW9AC_EQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=624

[Anonymous No.6128864]

>>6127758
Ngl kid's got some moves

[Anonymous No.6128867]

>>6128823

[Anonymous No.6130164]

>>6128867
The Angel pub, Welshpool, Mid Wales. Every Saturday night, and I'll be where I always am - sitting at the table right by the entrance door with my pals, drinking beer out of glasses taller than you are, you pathetic cunt. See you soon, you little bitch. Bring your band of trannies (like you have any fucking friends). You'll need them. All of them. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.6130178]

>>6128823
>You're about as funny as watching one's own child slowly and painfully die of cancer and AIDS.

And you're even less funny apparently. Making cringey statements isn't humor

[Anonymous No.6130231]

>>6128823(giganticfaggot)

[Anonymous No.6130928]

>>6130178
>"you're not funny"
>cum drinking spastic doesn't understand what subjectivity is
Imagine my fucking shock...
>>6130231
>Look at me, dad! I'm PROJECTING!
Both of you soft little ponces, please read: >>6130164
See you both soon, brave boys.

[Anonymous No.6130996]

>>6127758

Is he bound to the rack like a dog?

"You be a gooood boy and wait here while mommy goes shopping."

[Anonymous No.6131018]

>>6130996
Child leashes are a legit thing (at least here in the US). But I often wonder what happens to those kids when they grow up. Do they develop certain... kinks as adults?

[Anonymous No.6131059]

>>6131018
Nah. I used one on my oldest kid when we would go to very crowded places. Now hes 12 and hisonly kink (judging by browswe history) is hentai tenticle rape monsters

[Anonymous No.6131061]

>>6131059
At least its a good clean fetish.

[Anonymous No.6131082]

>>6130164
u got mad lmao
what a homo

[Anonymous No.6131087]

>>6130164
You don't wanna fuck with me
I'm a big tough irl
Come say that shit to my face pussy

[Anonymous No.6132710]

>>6126658
>Thirty years ago, my dad hadn't gone through puberty yet

[Anonymous No.6132752]

>>6131059
I can sort of see a correlation between leash and tentacle. But it's a stretch.

[Anonymous No.6135386]

>>6130164
I think living in Wales is already punishment enough for you.

[Anonymous No.6135387]

>>6131059
Nice to know there's kids into the classics.

[Anonymous No.6136932]

>>6131018
I wouldn't personally leash my kids, it seems dehumanizing, and I'd be afraid of them getting warped.
Unless they were maybe special needs, in which case they're kind of like a bipedal dog.

>>6131059
Well, maybe it's not so bad, then.
Specifically tentacle *rape*?

[Anonymous No.6138706]

>>6136932
Consentacles are the patrician's fetish.

[Anonymous No.6139703]

>>6138706
They're not as fun, the rape and forced pleasure plays into my sadistic sides.

[Anonymous No.6140707]

>>6139703
Animu grils are for loving and headpats, not for hurting.

Also, OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6140727]

>>6126658
I'm sure Nintendo prototyped and cancelled dozens if not hundreds of game projects. Who cares. If it was scrapped it would've been because it was no good.

[Anonymous No.6140961]

>>6126997
>TFW Nintendo of America employs only uncles.

[Anonymous No.6142170]

>>6128867
>>6130178
>>6130231
>>6131082
>>6131087
Sat at my table, waited for one of you fucking pansies to show up. None of you did (because you're a bunch of spineless pathetic turds). Weak little keyboard warrior FAGGOTS. None of you are men, and this gay little board is beneath me. You're all a fucking JOKE.

[Anonymous No.6142912]

>>6142170
Yeah, lemme just buy a $750 plane ticket to get my ass kicked by a limey. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.6144945]

Murder Dog, NES.

Background:

"Murder Dog" was the PAL only sequel to the hit Japanese game "Hayashi no Gaia: C.R.Y.S.T.A.L". Development team Nintendo attempted to make a game which would corner the burgeoning western market, however the game's contents and atmosphere were considered too horrifying at the time and it never saw widespread release.

Characters:

Murder Dog: Protagonist Murder Dog is a high-ranking officer in the Cactus City police force. A copy of the original design document makes references to him fighting a large-scale drug operation, however the actual gameplay seems to consist exclusively of Murder Dog arbitrarily killing and eating random Cactus City residents while spraying blood from his eyes and emitting unsettling 8-bit squawking noises. Poor translation has left the game's plot undecipherable, but we do know that Murder Dog vehemently drags on an animated cigar before speaking and that his comments make frequent reference to a "blazing wheel". His character design is primarily centered around two glowing blood-red eyes, which Kagomi apparantly believed would humanize the character.

Susan Atari: Referred to in the game manual as "Murder Dog Top Pooch Companion", this character is completely absent from the actual game apart from an animated Game Over sequence where she removes her dress while turning into a skeleton. Some commentators believe this section to have been stolen verbatim from failed Kagomi hentai game "Cockroach Whore".

Black Danger: The chief antagonist and end boss of each stage. Black Danger is primarily depicted as a Murder Dog sprite painted black and covered in animated flies, although the game manual inexplicably used for his headshot a poorly-scanned picture of the cover to Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" album. The appearance of this character ingame will automatically destroy both the game cartridge and the console it is played on.

[Anonymous No.6144947]

>>6130996
My g/f used to tie me to a poll while she got her hair done.

[Anonymous No.6145009]

>>6135386
Better than living in New South Wales. Or in whales.

[Anonymous No.6145010]

>>6144947
Mine used to tie me a Pole. Best three-legged race partner ever.

[Anonymous No.6145018]

>>6130164
>with my pals
>my pals
>pals

Nice LARP, mate.

[Anonymous No.6145038]

>>6126997
Oh yeah? Well MY uncle used to work at SEGA. He still has a boner.

[Anonymous No.6145885]

>>6145018
>muh projection/lashing out at people better than me in all the ways that matter
>muh perpetual loneliness
>muh constant masturbation becuz females won't even look at me
>muh inevitable suicide
>MUH FUCKING REDDIT SPACING
You need to go back. I'd usually tell you to kill yourself as a follow up, but you're going to do that soon enough anyway, aren't you, Captain Popular?
Lonleeeeee,
I'm so loneleeeeee,
Ain't got nobodeeeee,
to caa-aaall my owwwn,
OOOOWEEEEOOOOUOOOO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.6146461]

>>6130164
LOL

[Anonymous No.6146574]

>>6142170
Take it easy bro. It's not our fault your dad molested you when you were a wee lad lmao

[Anonymous No.6146735]

>>6146574
Right here, bud: >>6145885
>muh projection
That part, specifically. Tell us where on your Care Bear doll did your old man touch you, you lonely degenerate drug addict/alcoholic/self-harmer? You do know that throwing out accusations of molestation is a tell, right? It's textbook stuff.

[Anonymous No.6146753]

>>6146735
Look out guys. We've got a professional psychoanalyst over here kek

[Anonymous No.6146760]

>>6142170
Bullshit. I was there all night and you didn't show. Probably because you're a big pussy who lives in your mom's basement.

[Anonymous No.6146864]

>>6128860
>dolphin porn

[Anonymous No.6146878]

>>6142170
I couldn't even point to Wales on a globe. That's how little you matter to me.

[Anonymous No.6147438]

>>6146753
Shows how stupid you are, and how little you interact with actual people. Yep, this is where you live, you sad pathetic fucker. And if you're going to address me, then use punctuation in your sentences, you spastic. Every single time you post your gay little retorts, I laugh, because all you're doing is providing me with a tall glass of delicious lolmilk, you imbecile. So, by all means, keep going; the more you post, the duller you look.
>mom's
Hello, fellow bong. You utter fucking retard... Can't you mutt faggot Burgers get ANYTHING right? And you wonder how a bunch of half starved manlet Asians handed you your jizz filled arses... You're a fucking JOKE.

[Anonymous No.6147452]

>>6147438
What

[Anonymous No.6147453]

>>6146878
Well, let's be honest... you'd be hard pressed to point any country out on a map - or even one of your own states, I'd imagine. That's how retarded you are. The Burger eJukaShuN system - in full effect! Gosh, it's just so much fun toying with you morons. I almost wish I didn't have better things to do.

[Anonymous No.6147487]

>>6147453
You sound like a homosexual you limey queer. I'll bet you fantasize about the queen mum shitting in your mouth. No wonder we kicked your asses so hard in the Revolutionary War. You're all a bunch of limp wristed fairies. Get a life you gay retard fucker.

[Anonymous No.6147494]

>>6147487
Look at you, you scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man.

[Anonymous No.6148843]

>>6147487
>No wonder we kicked your asses so hard in the Revolutionary War
>Burger doesn't understand what his forebears were fighting for, doesn't understand that the colonials were under the rule of the Crown until they gained their independence (you SPASTIC), and the retarded Burger doesn't understand what a civil war is
Imagine having to rely on a foreigner to teach you about the most important part of your own country's history. Fucking embarrassing. The only time any of you have killed one of us during war time was a friendly fire incident, you incompetent CUNTS.
>You sound like a homosexual you limey queer
>homosexual
You'd know, and nice projection, Cecil. The USGAY is irrefutably the main exporter of NPC culture, you have the most gay prides of any nation (and the most deviant), the largest gay population per capita; and it just goes on and on. You're pretty fucking repulsive. Also the first to defend paedophilia (muh virtuous paedos!), and also the first to defend child murder (aborting babies that have gone full term, anyone?)
>limey
That's a complement, you total fucking mong. Look up the etymology of that word.

[Anonymous No.6148856]

>>6147487
>I'll bet you fantasize about the queen mum shitting in your mouth
She's been dead for years, retard. And no one cares about your fantasies.
>mum
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
>You're all a bunch of limp wristed fairies
And yet our special forces are the most feared and respected in the world. Top two heavyweight boxers in the world are Bongs, by the way.
>homosexual
>queer
>limp wristed
>fairies
Yeah... I think it's pretty obvious to everyone that you're a massive bender, projectionist. Just admit it; get it off your chest. We can see that it's eating at you. You can do eeet!

[Anonymous No.6148904]

>>6148843
>>6148856
Pic related
It's literally you

[Anonymous No.6148946]

>>6130164
How's the sheep shagging?

[Anonymous No.6148959]

>>6128860
Thank you anon. It was a very fun game.

[Anonymous No.6148973]

>>6148946
I wouldn't know. I'm not a taff. I live here because of the lack of Mudslimes. And Americunts. And Bugstralians. And Germongs. And MuzzSwedes. And Cucknadians. And Frogs. And Africunts. And EuroSpics. And so on. I lead a happy, relatively worry-free life. The air is clean, there's no serious crime; no violence, murders or rapes, etc... I've got it made. How about you? How many locks do you have on YOUR door?

[Anonymous No.6148978]

>>6148973
It’s bleak as fuck man, as a burger who’s been there everyone was depressed as the scenery

[Anonymous No.6149178]

>>6148978
>bleak
My God! Look at this hellhole! It's like the aftermath of a nuclear war!

[Anonymous No.6149185]

>>6148978
>bleak
Holy shit! How can anyone possibly survive in such a harsh, unforgiving environment!

[Anonymous No.6149190]

>>6148978
>bleak
You live here?! How have you not been picked off by all the armed thugs? How do you pluck up the courage to even leave your home?!

[Anonymous No.6149192]

>>6148978
>bleak
What the f... Yes, this is getting quite tedious now, isn't it? *Sigh* Two more...

[Anonymous No.6149195]

>>6148978
>bleak
So, you're a full of shit faggot Americunt. What a shocker...

[Anonymous No.6149196]

>>6148978
>bleak
This is my part of the world. I can see this from my house, in fact. Yup, bleak...

[Anonymous No.6149215]

>>6149196
Thanks I'll be moving in tomorrow. Me and my band of muzzies.

[Anonymous No.6149289]

>>6149196
You are the reason your dad left, and your mom regrets not aborting you every day.

[Anonymous No.6149774]

>>6130164
>>6148973
>>6149178
>>6149185
>>6149190
>>6149192
>>6149195
>>6149196
>europoor getting assmad the second an american says something about his country
right on schedule

[Anonymous No.6152078]

>>6142170
You're out of your mind if you think anyone would willingly visit the UK.

[Anonymous No.6152094]

>>6147438
>a tall glass of delicious lolmilk
Whaleanon talking about gobbling down our cum

[Anonymous No.6154217]

>>6149289
>I'm too stupid to make an actual argument, so I'll just resort to gay little ad hominems
Also, nice projection. Seems to be a lot of it in this thread. Go talk to someone before you kill yourself. Actually, don't...
>>6149774
>If you look at me wrong, I will shoot you, and execute the rest of the students in this school
Stones, glass houses, and restless arms. You're the undisputed masters of sperging out. It's why half of you are permanently doped up.
Oh, and I've done nothing but easily refute spurious claims, and own you faggots throughout this thread, you spastic. Even MORE projection from the Americunt.
>>6152078
One of the most visited counties in the world, you fucking dimwit. How is it even possible that you can be this stupid? Ah, that's right - AMERICAN!
>>6152094
>I've only been on the Internet for a week
-YOU
And yet more gay fantasies from the Americunt. Just can't help yourselves, can you? Keep 'em coming, ladies. The more you post, the more retarded you look.

[Anonymous No.6154241]

>>6154217
I always forget how terrible Euros are at banter and insults. You enjoy your irrelevant country there, Achmed. Yes I know, empire and culture and blah blah blah. What have you done since we broke your empire after WW2? You know, while we were inventing and growing and keeping you idiots from starting another world war?