Are you Dadpilled, /vr/?

[Anonymous No.6080783]

[Anonymous No.6080787]

Is this even a surprise? Boomers always win.

[Anonymous No.6080790]

I don't understand this chart one damn bit.

[Anonymous No.6080819]

>their shitty cancerous general dies
>shmucktards come back crawling to /vr/ and pollute it with their garbage

fuck off and take your wojakshit to /v/.

[Anonymous No.6080871]

I'll just be over here chilling with the Technosoft bros

[Anonymous No.6080886]

Nah for me its modern shmups unless you count the likes of Border Down dadshit
>>6080819
Based shmupg bringing shmup discussion to this forsaken shithole of a board

[Anonymous No.6080908]

>>6080886
>Nah for me its modern shmups
Absolute state of zoomer virgins.

[Anonymous No.6080936]

>>6080783
>tfw too much of a reflexlet to be good at either zoomemups or boomemups

[Anonymous No.6080937]

>>6080783
I like to play JRPGs here and there, but if I were to play a shoot em up I usually go for horizontals.

[Anonymous No.6080995]

>>6080783
Yes, because I'm a dad. I don't know if my 18 year-old son posts on this board. To be honest, I don't care. I just hope he doesn't post on or peruse /mlp/...

[Anonymous No.6081000]

I like both, but I do like the artsyles more in later shmups.

[Anonymous No.6081001]

>>6080908
Zoomers lucked out and got the games with interesting scoring and without cancerous infinite loops/manual mashing. You don't have to memorize as much if you have good reflexes and fundamental skills but that's not a flaw, it means there's a low skill floor but very high skill ceiling.

[Anonymous No.6081027]

>>6080783
Cool that you posted my pic, OP. Here's a more complete chart I made later.

[Anonymous No.6081037]

>>6081027
>operators fear his consistent, endless coins
Ok this is based

[Anonymous No.6081065]

I just wanna talk about Doom mods and SNES for christsake

[Anonymous No.6081070]

>SNES

[Anonymous No.6081079]

>>6080783
>seething discord shmuptards
if you guys wanted to post on /vr/ you probably shouldn't have started by spending an entire year shitting up every other genre's threads until it became clear who you were

[Anonymous No.6081080]

>>6081079
same shmup fans have been here since the board's inception, stop spreading fake news

[Anonymous No.6081081]

>>6081079
I'm not seeing the seethe in the OP or elsewhere in the thread, aside from these angry anti-shmup responses

[Anonymous No.6081103]

>>6081081
>literally spent time and effort making a chart of "US COOL YOU STUPID"
>constantly making new "NOOOOOO LET SHMUPG POST HERE" threads
cope?

[Anonymous No.6081112]

>>6081103
Isn't /vr/ supposed to be on the dadshit side of the image? Or are you just saying that cause people here are losers who play JRPG's and VN's so you assumed the left was talking about you/them? The image was made as banter between two groups of shmup players, that aren't even that distinct in practice since most players play both styles. Getting offended by it is just dumb, and I prefer zoomer shmups by far.

[Anonymous No.6081126]

>>6081103
Bro this chart was made months ago, not even by OP, and it isn't made to mock jarpigs, just a funny shmup player stereotype. It's all exaggerated, I made it and I don't dislike Cave for instance.
Will you jarpigs ever stop seething?

>>6081112
>Or are you just saying that cause people here are losers who play JRPG's and VN's so you assumed the left was talking about you/them?
It's /jarpig/ so of course.

[Anonymous No.6081128]

>jarpigs literally outing themselves without realizing it
kek based jarpigs rotting their brains

[Anonymous No.6081135]

>jarpigs can't into banter and humor, take everything personal, even stuff not directed at them

[Anonymous No.6081141]

>>6081128
>>6081135
Just imagine this guy browsing /vr/, seeing this thread and feeling the need to enter and post this >>6081079
>NOOOOO!!! SHMUP THREADS BAD, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.6081146]

My favorite shmups are the ones with experience points

[Anonymous No.6081147]

>>6081079
Ok now I'm curious
>shitting up every other genre's threads
Can anyone ever substantiate these accusations with examples? Because it's always thrown around but I'm yet to see any actual evidence that shmup fans "shit up" threads or even post much outside of shmup or arcade related ones. Seems like bullshit that you want to be true to justify your own shitposting in shmup threads desu.

[Anonymous No.6081149]

>>6081147
Occasionally somebody will shitpost about jarpigs in JRPG threads. That's it mostly.

[Anonymous No.6081152]

>>6081147
You see some one-off jab at jarpigs here and there (I assume by Buzzy) that mostly get ignored and the threads move on because they have dozens of posters that contribute to the topic.

[Anonymous No.6081154]

>>6081149
>>6081152
Apparently enough to make these manginas seethepost at shmups forever. And they wonder why they're mocked

[Anonymous No.6081158]

>>6081146
Len'en 4?

[Anonymous No.6081163]

>>6081146
I too love Psyvariar

[Anonymous No.6081230]

>>6080790
>I don't understand this chart one damn bit.
You would if you played shmups.

[Anonymous No.6081231]

>>6081112
>>6081126
>>6081128
>>6081135
>>6081141
>>6081149
>>6081154
>get one (You)
>entire flock off seething discord shmuptards comes screaming into the thread
"oh there's no such thing as discord shmuptards" you guys are literally referring to each other by name as in >>6081152 and you seriously want to try convincing people you don't make a concentrated effort to shitpost this board? fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.6081252]

>>6081231
It's funny. Their general is so bad that they can't keep it alive anymore and now they're forced to come here with their horrendous threads only for the jannies to be forced to delete it later because it turns into meta shitposting about the board itself.

[Anonymous No.6081265]

>>6081231
Where are the results of this concentrated effort to shitpost? Can you link these "shmuptard raids" or are you assuming this to be the case to justify your own shitposting? Don't answer that, a rhetorical question. Some ex-/shmupg/ posters became discucks, some didn't. I used to post on /shmupg/ and /vr/, now I just post on /vr/.
>>6081252
Lol gee I wonder why, maybe it's cuz of the seething fags like you see ITT always crying about /shmupg/ and discord unprompted >>6080819 >>6081079

[Anonymous No.6081278]

>>6081265
Shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.6081285]

>>6081252
It's not that it was bad per se, it's just it would keep getting raided by RPGtrannies from /vr/, a lot of regulars left as a result, and so nobody was around to keep it bumped on a fast board like /vg/. Also a few anons would get mistaken for Retardo and 30-day-banned, for some reason a mod hates his guts.

[Anonymous No.6081287]

>>6081278
Take your own advice lad. Next time you see a shmup thread just keep scrolling until you see gay elf or w/e you're interested in instead of taking the time to shitpost

[Anonymous No.6081290]

>>6081287
How many ways do I need to tell you to shut the fuck up, lad.

[Anonymous No.6081294]

>>6081290
Try it again without pics from cringy children's cartoons

[Anonymous No.6081307]

>>6081285
This previous thread for example, was mostly one autist seething about people playing different games than him: https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/6076526/ This one is the same in nature. Obviously started by /shmupg/ discord tranny.

>it's just it would keep getting raided by RPGtrannies from /vr/

Yes, and you come to /vr/ only to shitpost and complain when you get banned and your threads deleted. Stay on discord with your tranny friends, faggot.

[Anonymous No.6081308]

>>6081307
Forgot to quote the other post: >>6081265

[Anonymous No.6081312]

>>6081294
Oh sorry let me use the format you are more familiar with.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

YOUR

DADDY

IS

NEVER

COMING

BACK

[Anonymous No.6081320]

>>6081307
>This previous thread for example, was mostly one autist seething about people playing different games than him
Wait, you are trying to blame that on shmupg when ex shmupg posters are the ones that told him to fuck off? Wew lad
>>6081312
Still posting infantile shit AND projecting? Give it another shot but better this time

[Anonymous No.6081321]

>>6081320
dilate and cope, fag

[Anonymous No.6081323]

>>6081321
Seethe and sneed

[Anonymous No.6081328]

>>6081323
You will never be white.

[Anonymous No.6081337]

>>6081328
and you will never have sex

[Anonymous No.6081356]

What an amazing thread

[Anonymous No.6081493]

>50 replies
remember to ignore and report anons