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I feel like he’s a burden to retro gaming driving up prices with his stupid videos that are watered down for hipsters and low IQ people.

>> No.6052776

You're going to have to tell me who this person is first. Not everyone is obsessed with e-celebs on YouTube.

>> No.6052778

Who

>> No.6052782

>>6052772
Hes a dumb macfag. Does watching jewtube ecelebs contribute anything to society?

>> No.6052784

>>6052776
>>6052778
Heavy Metal Jesus, some boomer who makes buying video games for us younger fellas impossible due to driving up prices

>> No.6052790

>>6052784
Get a job or download roms for free. Dont be jelly because your a poorfag zoomy living with your parents.

>> No.6052791

>>6052772
I like metal but most of the metal culture makes me cringe and MJR is one such case. The fat, double-chin with mom hair with beard and band t-shirts is a whole package of horrible.

>> No.6052802

He used to be cool like 10 years ago. Along with Classic Game Room.

But MJR is a collectorfag and his "reviews" suck. He gives anything he gets for free a 10/10.

Also
>HIDDEN GEMS

>> No.6052804

He doesn't play the games. He even said one of most-asked questions he gets is whether he plays the games he has.

>> No.6052813

>>6052804
Most collectors dont play all their games. They're just hoarders.

>> No.6052815

>>6052791
Metal culture is much less degenerate than rap hip hop culture but that is what society seems to like. MJR is kind of the McDonalds of Metal always wearing super mainstream shirts straight outta hot topic.

>> No.6052816

>>6052784
>buying plastic
But why?

>> No.6052818

>>6052816
I don't really buy it for the plastic, but for the atoms that compose it.
Just kidding, I want to own the games I like, simple as.
>b-but but you CAN'T own the games you like
says you.

>> No.6052821

Someone should make a parody channel called Michael Jackson Rocks

>> No.6052824

>>6052821
AYUWOKI?

>> No.6052825

increases the value of my collection

>> No.6052826

>>6052818
I own the complete no-intro and redump NTSC-U collections for a variety of systems. Total space: one 3tb WD Black HDD.

>> No.6052827

>>6052826
sounds awesome bro. how many have you played?

>> No.6052831

all e-celebs are bad for retrogaming because they attract zoomie retards that don't even play the games and are only into it because they want to feel special and totally not like the other kids

>> No.6052832

>>6052827
I've completed most "hidan jems" that got a US release on the genesis so far. Currently working on Alien Soldier but I really don't like the gameplay. Chakan up next.

>> No.6052836

>>6052815
>Metal culture is much less degenerate than rap hip hop culture but that is what society seems to like.
This comment is the most fedoralord shit I've seen on this board in months. What a profoundly embarrassing person

>> No.6052880

>>6052772
He has unearthed some information regarding obscure hardware such as the US 64DD and presented some older publishers and programmers, but that's pretty much it.
His lame "reviews" have caused major price spikes and since he classifies everything remotely thinks as rare, more than a few zoomer hipsters are willing to pay absurd money to that market.
By the way, the major reason MetalJesus is a major CUNT is what he tried to pull on Saturn Junkyard. I can't say that I had any bright thoughts towards MJ, but fuck me he's even worse CUNT than AVGN.
In case anyone is in contact with MJ, let him know what kind of CUNT he is.

>> No.6052881

>>6052880
>AVGN
>cunt
James is the only legit e-celeb guy. Even if nowadays screenwave is using him for profit, he's still genuinely him.

>> No.6052884
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6052884

You know I had to sage and report it to em.

>> No.6052885

>>6052836
Based newfag.
>>6052815
Cringe buttrock fan.
>>6052881
He's not, and has never been funny. His gimmick is shit.

>> No.6052889

>>6052881
>James is the only legit e-celeb guy.
Try to look out what he tried to do along his boyfriend, with the notorious Cheetahmen 2 re-release and think about how really regitimate he is.

>> No.6052893

>>6052885
James' older videos were better, when he was more edgy, but still, compared to all other youtubers, he's still the best.
I don't see a reason to think James is a cunt.
Well, maybe the fact Bootsy and Kyle were fired, but Bootsy getting fired was due to Mike, and recently Kyle's AVGN theme has been playing in recent AVGN videos, so I think James is in good terms with him.

>> No.6052901

>>6052889
James wasn't part of the kickstarter shit, he was just asked to do a promo.

>> No.6052907

>>6052893
>I don't see a reason to think James is a cunt.
Search about Cheetahmen 2 drama / scam anon. He's that much of a coward, that he refused every single connection to the scam, deleted the videos and all links and pretended nothing ever happened.
By the way I used to follow his channel until he started to have his boyfriend spamming the show without any reason. Cheethamen 2 video and aftermonth was the swan song for his videos.
If you're looking for legitimate youtube reviewers, there's a plethora of them, James never was a real videogamer nor he will ever be one.

>> No.6052915

>>6052901
He WAS receiving both money for presenting it, as well as having some part of the investment. There's a bunch of websites and videos covering and presenting that with facts.
Unless you have James good word (lol) for granted, you do have more than a few people proving what he tried to do with all of you, his loyal fanbase.

>> No.6052916

>>6052907
See: >>6052901
james was just contracted to do a promo, nothing more.
>ames never was a real videogamer nor he will ever be one.
>muh gamer identity!
Fuck off. It's not a secret that James' real passion is film making, but he still likes video games, has played and beaten more video games than most people posting on 4chan.

>> No.6052917

>>6052915
>He WAS receiving both money for presenting it
That sounds natural, he's a famous guy, I wouldn't think he'd work for free.
>as well as having some part of the investment
I didn't know that. Any legit source? If you don't trust James' word, then I wouldn't trust some random youtube vids and websites, either.

>> No.6052929

>>6052916
Listen, if you tried to back him up because you adore your idol, that's your own problem you have to live on, not mine.
What is he TRIED to do is despicable. The thing is, more than a few usefull idiots have any obiligation to be his personal army, hence defending their e-celeb leader, almighty James.
>>6052916
>Fuck off. It's not a secret that James' real passion is film making, but he still likes video games, has played and beaten more video games than most people posting on 4chan.

Ah, yes, I forgot. On how he used to cringe that he grew up, solely playing Nintendo games, and since had no access to other consoles, he should be donated in order to review anything else. That's how he build up his collection after all.
Its a pitty your mighty e-celeb actually sold a bih chunk of those donations, but kept asking people for further contributions.

Its a pitty actually. Lots of zoomer kids have some uncunny obligation to be useful idiots to a bogus moron.

>> No.6052937

>>6052929
What's up with dumb underage posters calling others a kid with their buzzwords? Practice what you preach anon. Or what, do you only come here to shitpost?

>> No.6052938

>>6052929
I actually didn't even know about this cheetaman 2 thing, seems like you actually know more about him than I do.
I just watched most of his AVGN videos and some of his other stuff like monster madness and I think he's a legit guy, compared to all other e-celeb shit I watched.
>Ah, yes, I forgot. On how he used to cringe that he grew up, solely playing Nintendo games, and since had no access to other consoles
Wrong, he started playing Commodore 64 games, or maybe even earlier computer games. And when he had a NES/SNES; he also had his next door neighbor who had Master System and Sega Genesis. He even got his own Sega Genesis in the mid 90s.
Try again, console warrior.

>> No.6052939

>>6052836
Rap = Entartete Musik.

Degenerate dindunuffin dindu.

>> No.6052943

>>6052917
You can look out on older threads on nintendoage, reddit and a few others such as digitpress. I don't have a backlog with those, so I can't help you out. His scam was a big thing in /v/ days, lots of people pulled information and uncovered what he did.
IF James was genuinely unaware of the scam, he would had made some serious thread/video whatever mentioning on how we was tricked to the situation, but instead he pulled the victim card refusing everything, even though was proved he was part of it.
If you feel that James is a legitimate honest individual, be my guest and have his word for granted. More than a few people were scammed for that either way.

>> No.6052953

>>6052943
James is known for avoiding drama altogether. He's smart and knows that when shit hits the fan, it's better to watch it fly, avoiding getting hit. See: the ghostbusters SJW drama. Everyone forgot about it because it was a literal non-issue.
I doubt he was actually involved or knew it was going to be a scam. He was probably just approached to do the promo, and thought a cheetahman 2 "joke game" would be funny, is all.
If James made drama about it, drama would have continued. Instead, nobody remembers that, and nobody blames James, because he had nothing to do with the scam. He was just a celebrity face getting paid to do a promo.

>> No.6052958

>>6052893
Civvie 11 is an objectively better jewtuber in every way, and is actually good at the games he reviews.

>> No.6052960
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>>6052772
No, he is an pretender faker among many others who got into it for e-penis bragging and price fixing.

>> No.6052962

>>6052958
>caring about "reviews"
Nigga, just form your own opinions. James is a film maker and an actor which is why his work is good and entertaining.

>> No.6052965

>>6052962
>not enjoying reviews
I bet you hate RLM too you hipster faggot.

>> No.6052970
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>>6052889
That was all a narrative created by Eric Garde aka Asalieri with his cronies Chris Bores and Archfiend, and he got completely roasted over it when he went after one of his exfriends who call him out, that was legendary, also James wasn't the one behind that kick starter, pat and game chasers were also on it and yet how funny was that they didn't got any hate.

>> No.6052971

>>6052937
Well I can't reason with people like you, good luck being your idol's new boyfriend, I guess.
>>6052938
There are still several threads on various forums explaining his scam, try to look them up.
There are several good youtube reviewers without being assholes nor e-celebs. Snesdrunk is one of them for example.
Newsflash for you. I haven't watched AVGN for some years now, namely since the Cheetahment 2 scam.
Back in those old videos he used to brag on how limited his videos were, because he was unaware of the other games and systems, and since he wouldn't review anything on emulation, he accepted donations in order to play and know about them.
At least that's what he used to say in his videos. I wouldn't be surprised if he was lying. After all, he made out a great deal from selling donations.
>>6052953
Like I previously said, if anyone's want to be some sort of a cultist defending James, be my guest. People have proved what he is and has he has, and tried to do.

>> No.6052973

>>6052965
Yeah, no thanks, I prefer to play the games for myself and decide to have my own opinions.
I don't even know what RLM is, I'm not obsessed with e-celebs. Just saying James is legit and based, and you hate him because he's more popular and successful than your small "srs bsns" review guys.

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>>6052915
>>6052917
>>6052929
Wait a minute, Asalieri, is that you?

Are you still tryng to troll-steal James fame?

>> No.6052976

>>6052971
>There are still several threads on various forums explaining his scam, try to look them up.
Sure, but any actual source? Because anybody can make up shit online.
All I'm seeing here is that James wasn't the developer, nor the head of the cheetaman 2 project, he was just contracted to do a promo.
>Back in those old videos he used to brag on how limited his videos were, because he was unaware of the other games and systems
I think even in his older videos you could see his Commodore 64, and Sega Genesis.
He's commented multiple times that his first experiences with video games was with older computer games, I think even earlier than C64.
>People have proved what he is and has he has, and tried to do.
These few "people" in forums haven't proven shit.

>> No.6052979

>>6052973
>i'm not obsessed with e-celebs except i'm sitting here at 10 in the morning on a tuesday obsessing over avgn
oof

>> No.6052982

>>6052970
I never said that James was solely behind the scam. I am well aware that a handful of people were part of it, don't recall everyone's names, but James was the biggest one behind them. On Irate Gamer, yes he severly plagiarized AVGN yes without James he wouldn't had existed, but those James mails were real. MetalJesus did the EXTACT same thing to Saturn Junkyard. It's no wonder those CUNTS like MJ and AVGN are friends all together, cunts tend to do that!

>> No.6052984

metal jesus rocks? more like metal jesus SUCKS!

>> No.6052985

>>6052982
who the fuck are you?

>> No.6052986

>>6052979
>everyone lives in the same time-zone as myself
Your brain must be really, really small.

>> No.6052987

>>6052973
But James reviews games, he just does a poor job at it. So clearly you're into game reviews. Why even bother lying about such a silly thing?

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6052991

>>6052982
you sound like a bitter failed youtuber that blames his misfortune on successful guys.

>> No.6052992

>>6052987
LOL nope. James doesn't review games, The Nerd does, who is a character played by James Rolfe. They're not meant to be taken as "real" reviews, if anything, it's a parody of game reviewers being obsessive nerds.

>> No.6052993

>>6052991
JAMES IF YOU’RE LISTENING IT’S NOT TOO LATE YOU CAN STILL SLAY THAT MAD GAMER GIRL PUSY

>> No.6052995
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>>6052993
What do you think he does when he goes on tour from con to con?
He just plays the innocent family man, but secretly he's a pussy slayer.

>> No.6052998

>>6052975
Who to the fuck is he?
>>6052985
Someone playing video games (not just Nintendo) before James did, somehow part of the wider VG community without actually making money for scamming/misleading people.
>>6052991
I kept waiting for someone mentioning that.
I don not attribute my fortune of scamming people, unlike your prized e-celeb icons.
How do you feel being a fanboy for them?

>> No.6053003

>>6052998
>Someone playing video games (not just Nintendo) before James did
Reminder that you're still wrong, James started with computer games before the NES was released, and he also was playing Master System and Genesis thanks to neighbors, he also got his own Genesis.
You probably started playing games around 5th gen, lmao.
>I don not attribute my fortune of scamming people, unlike your prized e-celeb icons.
You still haven't proven shit other than telling me to "go read some forums" lmao.
Stay miserable.

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>>6052772
>I feel like he’s a burden to retro gaming
He's nothing compared to Erin, the true burden to all us retro gamers.

>> No.6053005

>>6052992
>i-it's just a parody! it doesn't count! i hate reviews and form my own opinions!!!!
Come on now, you're being silly. There's nothing wrong with enjoying reviews from someone who shares similar tastes to you.

>> No.6053008

>>6053005
Alright I admit I'm being a bit cynical, but I still think reviews don't really mean much, and watching reviewers with similar tastes to you is a bit circle-jerking.
I'm right about AVGN being a parody though, he always made it clear that The Nerd is a character and does not represent what he really thinks. For example: even though he acknowledges the flaws in Simon's Quest, and many of those flaws were exaggerated to make the AVGN episode, he still likes the game, and doesn't hate it, despite the nerd saying he does.

>> No.6053009

>>6053004
>couldn't get James
>settled for Mike
Do you think she'll dump him once Mike gets finally fired from Screenwave/Cinemassacre?
Do you think Mike will release the nudes once that happens?

>> No.6053013

>>6052827
I download complete sets because it's fucking easier than downloading individual roms and I ain't got a bandwidth limit or anything like that.
>hurr how many of those games have you played
The ones I want to and I will play the ones I decide I want to at some point. They're there. The space they take up on my NAS is minuscule.

>> No.6053014

>>6053013
you sound irritated.

>> No.6053015

>>6053003
>Reminder that you're still wrong, James started with computer games before the NES was released, and he also was playing Master System and Genesis thanks to neighbors, he also got his own Genesis.
>You probably started playing games around 5th gen, lmao.

I wouldn't know, I have merely watched his early videos up to the Cheetahmen 2 era. You on the other hand seem to be very knowledgeable. Are you part of his "personal army" or something?
James USED to tell on his videos that he had only Nintendo systems and brief experiences with other systems, schoolmates for instance. Part of the reason asking for donations, was by telling he wasn't aware of other platforms and wanted more gifts.
>>6053003
>You still haven't proven shit other than telling me to "go read some forums" lmao.

I'm not a journalist nor I have photographic memory citing everything. Hence pointing out that there are still threads and videos explaining the situation.
>Stay miserable.
I would gladly be miserable instead of being a whoreboy for e-celebs buddy. I'm glad people like them highly appreciate people like you.

>> No.6053018

>>6053008
>and watching reviewers with similar tastes to you is a bit circle-jerking
It's like having a friend with good taste recommend a new game to you, especially when it comes to the indie scene where there's way too many releases to keep up with on your own.

>> No.6053027

>>6053015
>I wouldn't know, I have merely watched his early videos up to the Cheetahmen 2 era.
I'm not sure about when this cheetaman 2 thing was, but you could see his C64 in the very early videos.
Anyway, it just sounds like you just want to force some console war thing in here. Are you Joe from Game Suck by any chance?
>I'm not a journalist
Thanks for clarifying, I actually thought you might be a video game journo, because of all the bullshit you make up.

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>>6052772
Sorry

>> No.6053032

First of all, I hate tryhard fags who make "metal" their identity. Its cringe as FUCK.

That said, there are two types of collectors. Collectors who only collect games they intend to play, and collectors who are hoarders.

Guess which one is the burden?

I only like his videos on modern accessories, that's it.

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>>6053014

>> No.6053046

>>6053034
>implyng I project when I can just easily stream digital games
why hoard plastic, bro?

>> No.6053047

>>6052772
I dont really watch ecelebs, I just watch gameplay videos to see if a game looks fun. I watched a couple of his top 10 and hidden gems and some of his choices are just maddening to me. It's basically just hipster trash.

I really dont care if he runs prices up because I dont buy much of anything. I pick stuff up at yard sales and thrift stores if I find it cheap but thats really it.

There is more than enough games that can be emulated 100% correctly than I have time to play already. As New games age and become playable, I will start playing them.

>> No.6053049

>>6053032
That spacing is "cringe as FUCK".

>> No.6053051

why does every AVGN thread get deleted but this faggot doesnt?

>> No.6053054

>>6053051
Nigger dicks

>> No.6053058

>>6053051
It will. Janny’s just sleeping in from a late gaming session. Give him time to wake up and get his hotpockets.

>> No.6053060

>>6053054
I’m thinkin this thread should get BBC bombed too to get their attention?????

>> No.6053061

I just hope he doesn't ever make a video about how videogame prototypes are totally awesome dude, because then preservationists are going to be fucked as every 20 year old with access to mom and dad's PayPal account is going to run to ebay to spend ludicrous amounts on any random prototype that shows up for sale.

>> No.6053069

>>6053051
Ever since the incident when Mike Matei spammed an e-celeb thread when people were uncovering his shenanigans regaring Bootsy, /vr/ has been silenced from most Cinemassacre discussion.
Mike was also behind all the "AVGN is a cuck" memes and "Mike is better than James" threads that plagued /v/, and tried to do it here too. But /vr/ is too based and knows that James is the real big dick haver of Cinemassacre.

>> No.6053070

>>6053049

You'll understand once you go to college, kid. It's standard text.

>> No.6053072

>>6053046
I don't hoard plastic. You can argue that I hoard data, but the amount of data these complete sets take up is insignificant. Or are you pretending to be retarded and saying I'm hoarding plastic due to the NAS having plastic bits in it?

>> No.6053073

>>6052772
>forums
>tech shit
>academic sites
>scientific dissertation

Why people are still watching these guys ?

>> No.6053074

>>6053069
Rightfully silenced, as eceleb faggotry has nothing to do with retro gaming! Reminder to sage and report off topic threads.

>> No.6053075

>>6053072
>You can argue that I hoard data,
Yes. You're a hoarder.

>> No.6053076

>>6053072
Huh? What are you talking about, broski?
You seem obsessed with hoarding and plastics.

>> No.6053079

>>6053075
I have to. My job demands it. My work is backed up in a dozen locations, in one form or another.
>>6053076
Ah, thanks for confirming you're pretending to be retarded.

>> No.6053080

>>6053079
>My job demands it.
You're job demands you hoarding ROM sets? Are you a reviewer?

>> No.6053081

>>6053079
gotta hoard those complete sets, bro!

>> No.6053083

>>6053080
>You're
*Your

>> No.6053084

What retro game is Metal Jesus? Is that for N64?

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>>6053080
No. I'm an architect. Plans I've designed, or helped design, take up the bulk of the home NAS. My work PC at home backs up the NAS and I have a drive set aside for myself. That's where the ROMs are. The other seven drives are filled with plans.

>> No.6053112

>>6052958
Hi civvie.
That aside, I like your stuff. Mostly.
Just don't fall to the TGWTG disease of skits. Id hate to see another Spoony happen.

>> No.6053124

>>6052884
Images always bump threads.

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>>6053124
That’s what you think.

>> No.6053149

>>6052772
Metal Jesus runs a creepy sex cult and I will not be convinced otherwise.

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>>6053147
It didn’t have to come to this janny. Your inaction has forced my hand.

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>>6053150
DID SOMEONE SAY HIDDEN NIGGER DICKS???????

>> No.6053153
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TOP 10 HIGHEST PRICE NIGGER DICKS??????

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>>6053054
YOU RANG??????

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>>6053049
THIS THICKNESS IS “DELICIOUS AS FUCK”

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>>6053004
WOULD RATHER WRAP MY MOUTH AROUND THIS FAT BLACK SHAFT!!!!!!!

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>>6052995
AND HIS WIFE IS A BBC SLAYER!!!!!!!!! PEEPEE POOPOO!!!!!!!!!

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>>6052987
I REVIEW NIGGER DICKS AND THIS GETS A 10/10!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6052984
METAL JESUS SUCKS...NIGGER COCK!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6052965
I BET YOU LOVE BBC FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.6053165
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>>6052960
EPENIS BRAGGING???? TRY BLACK PENIS BRAGGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053165
CHECK OUT THIS TOUR OF MY BBC ROOM!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053168
WE VISIT PINK GORILLA AND KELSEY TAKES A BBC GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053169
THE IMMORTAL JOHN BLACKCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053171
DRUNKEN MASTER PAUL MAKES PIGS IN A BLANKET THEN SUCKS NIGGS IN THIS BLANKET!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053176
FUND MY ROADTRIP TO FIND THE BIGGEST BBC TO SUCK!!!!!!!!

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>>6053179
SUBSCRIBERS TO MY PATREON GET A BBC PENDANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU SUCK BLACK DICK!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053180
BBC ROOM TOUR — 5000 NIGGER COCKS THAT I’VE SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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GAME STORE PICKUPS AND REGGIE SHOWS US HIS BBC!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.6053185

>>6053032
His reviews on modern stuff are awful. Most of the time he's talking about how grateful he is for receiving the stuff for free, shows 10 seconds of use, then gives it 11/10.

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>>6053184
WHITE DICK ISN’T FOR ME!!!!! HERE’S WHY!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053185
HIS REVIEWS ON BBC ARE AMAZING!!!!!! 10/10!!!!!!!

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I FEEL DIRTY FOR SUCKING THIS NIGGER COCK!!!!!!!!!

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>>6053191
FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 3000 DOLLARS META JESUS WILL GIVE YOUR NIGGER DICK A SHOUTOUT!!!!!!!

>> No.6053193

Thanks for dickspamming the thread cavecuck.

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>>6053192
KINSEY GIVES HER TOP 10 SWITCH GAMES THEN SUCKS A BBC LIVE!!!!!!!

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>>6053193
YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!!!

>> No.6053202

Those are pretty big penises.

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>>6053202
ONLY THE BIGGEST!!!!!!!

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I WASN’T DONE JANNY!!!!!!!

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THE METAL JESUS CREW HAS A BBC ORGY THEN PLAYS CLASSIC SIERRA GAMES!!!!!!!

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OK NOW I’M DONE JANNY, GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!

>> No.6053218

wtf is going on in here?

>> No.6053224

>>6052772
He's a fucking burden. All he does is make lists and promote him self.

>> No.6053226

>>6052784
He really doesn't drive up the prices that much. If anything prices have been dropping over the past year.

>> No.6053229

>>6053004
>>6053009
WTF are you two talking about? You're living in a fucking fantasy if you think either of those suggestions are even remotely true.

Fucking retards.

>> No.6053234

>>6053069
Sure thing, buddy.