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Do you ever dream about being a cadet in Balamb Garden

https://youtu.be/1eU0tRBHnE0

>> No.6030041
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>>6030035
rather live in esthar dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDi1NCjbb0w

>> No.6030045

>>6030035
I was so obsessed with this game I used to keep a diary solely for what had happened in the game that day

>> No.6030050

I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>> No.6030089

>>6030050
Just go and be a child soldier in the congo or something

>> No.6030094

>>6030050
this is such an old pasta, where did you get it? Don't tell me you saved that pasta, post more please.

>> No.6030152
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>>6030050
>>6030094
I saved this a while ago, I didn't even know if it's a pasta or some anon being funny, thanks for confirming

>> No.6030168

>>6030050
A lucid dream and hes not even having sex with Selphie? I call fake.

>> No.6030170

>>6030050
>>6030152
Give this story more flesh, pump it up with a little bit final fantasy religion and go full romantization with the lore of FF8.
Now go over to /x/ and start the LARP, it might take 3 month until the place is dead.

>> No.6030172

>>6030050
I can build a larp based on this. /x/ might be the best place for it since it is full with schizos.

>> No.6030185

>>6030168
Virgins can't have sex in their dreams they have no previous recollection of how sex feels like

>> No.6030189

>incompetent headmaster eternally locked in a meaningless power struggle with ersatz Jabba the Hutt in the basement
>awful student body that can't coordinate events
>doctor that just hovers over you in bed and says annoying shit
>the only hangout zone is filled with monsters
>library is filled with age-inappropriate material like "Good-bye Pupurun"
>insufficient parking
>morons constantly lobbying for junk food in the cafeteria
>staff are fucking narcs
>women are all shallow groupies or wet, sexless blankets like Xu

No?

>> No.6030259

>>6030050
good pasta and newfag filter

>> No.6030268

>>6030185

That is not true. They can have vague imaginary sex. I did it at least once.

>> No.6030378

>>6030268
Are you sure you didn't just imagine the imaginary sex?

>> No.6030386

>>6030050
I used to be able to turn myself into Sephiroth's one winged angel form while lucid dreaming. One time I cut Mrs Dracula in half with my big wing arm thing... Dreams are weird.

>> No.6030387

>>6030185
I had sex dreams when I was still a virgin but they were very odd and not a lot like sex. These days though kids see so much porn they probably have dreams about that. Like having dreams about battle when I only know battles from tv or movies.

>> No.6031576

My sister is obsessed with this idea and I don't know why. It's weird.

>> No.6031593

Why would I want to be in the worst game in the series?

>> No.6031801

>>6030189
Speaking of which, what do you think sex is like for the campuses? Think anyone locally casts quake to get their fuck on better?

>> No.6031802

>>6030185
>>6030387
I'm a virgin and very infrequently have wet dreams, and infrequently even then I have a wet dream of porn that I watched. But if it's anything at all, it's either porn or with a female I know irl, but never me having sex itself.

>> No.6031805

>>6030386
Oh, it's the dreams that are weird...

>> No.6031807

>>6030050
lol

look at the scizos over at x
>>>/x/23818080
top kek

>> No.6031831

>>6030152
it's probably a spellweaver post, is he still around these days?

>> No.6031885

>>6031831
I'm still here but have been too busy with life the last little while to make ff8 threads. It's nice to check the board and see ff8 shitposts though.

>> No.6031912

>>6030168
That is NOT what Selphie is for

>> No.6031931

>>6030378

No. Things are very vague in dreams and in memories of dreams. I think I had imaginary sex.

>> No.6031934

>>6031576

Is your sister fat? She sounds fat.

>> No.6031939

>>6031593

This

>> No.6032787

>>6031576
2/10

>> No.6033398

>>6031912
>Cast sleep on Selphie
>Strip her naked
>Tie her to a poll somewhere
>Entire male student body runs a train on her

>> No.6033534

>>6033398
That also explains why she was late at the beginning of the game.

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>>6030035
>Do you ever dream about being a cadet
Not really. But I often dream about being Gackt.

>> No.6033645

>>6030035
better balamb than the type 0 academy

>> No.6033708

>>6033645
why

>> No.6033767

>>6033708
less death

sEEDs are more tactical ops, type 0 is imperial guard tier

>> No.6034172

I was a cadet at a military academy in high school when ff8 came out on the pc. Used to play it in his dorm room. Its part of the reason why i like ff8

>> No.6034173

>>6030041
It's funny how much of a shock this tech upgrade was. The downside is that we didn't get to fully explore what was essentially a large hidden futuristic utopia. That should have been the entirety of disc three and I know they had the space for it.

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>>6030035

>> No.6034551

No, because no matter how strong you become the same blue fly's that wait outside the gates can kill you.

>> No.6034575

>>6034551
Only if you don't junction properly

>> No.6034598

Woahh I fell asleep last night thinking about the Balamb Garden music, gave me a chill to wake up and see this thread. Love you guys

>> No.6034753

>>6034598
its a sign; Go meet selphie.

>> No.6034976

>>6034220
Soon. (Satire) or is it?

>> No.6036362

>>6031801
Why bother when you can summon literal sex demons at the cost of your memories from summer camp?