Things that trigger(ed) your autism

[Anonymous No.5984465]

As a kid I was enraged by friends who didn't ever run in Mario.

[Anonymous No.5984474]

>>5984465
That friend’s friend who would sometimes come over and move his controller like a steering wheel as though motion control existed in Twisted Metal and CTR

[Anonymous No.5984567]

>>5984465
I'm so glad I don't have a mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.5984604]

Childhood is never running in Mario.
Adolescence is always running in Mario.
Adulthood is never running in Mario and taking it easy and slow because it's a video game and you have to chill unless the situation requires you to run.

[Anonymous No.5984635]

>>5984604
>Adulthood is never running
No, adulthood is always running in Mario because you have to go to work, deal with relationships and responsibilities and you don't have the godamn time anymore to chill and want to get as much gameplay out of your limited playtime as possible.

[Anonymous No.5984706]

>>5984635
That’s young adulthood. From your mid-30s on you should be able to appreciate the leisurely things in life.

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5984793]

My 6 year old likes smb but this is something I always have to bear into his head. How far is it even possible to get without running?

[Anonymous No.5984949]

What about the friend who moves his whole body to the left and the right when he wants Mario to move to the left or right. Was I the only one?

[Anonymous No.5985037]

That friend who got pissed at you when you smacked him on the top of the head with your N64 after he killed you in Goldeneye 64.

[Anonymous No.5985232]

>>5984465
Anon, give a controller to a girl. ANY girl. And then when they pathetically jump directly into the first pitfall, try to explain the concept of running... then watch them run straight into the first goomba in the level. I can't tell you how many times I've witnessed this. God I hate women.

[Anonymous No.5985245]

>>5985232
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.5985628]

I’m sorry, am I the only person who knows how to use a combination of walking and running like a normal fucking human being?

[Anonymous No.5986086]

>>5984793
I think like 4-3 is the farthest I'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.5986097]

>>5984635
Relationships?

[Anonymous No.5986104]

>>5985245
He’s right though

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5986203]

>>5986104
I dunno I knew a girl who was pretty good at retrogames. I put some romsets on her Wii back in the '00s and she'd definitely play through challenging platformers. Sometimes when I was at her house she'd ask me to help her get through some parts she was stuck on and they weren't like joke-easy parts I breezed right through or anything. She's in prison now for armed robbery though.

[Anonymous No.5986218]

>>5985245
This >>5986104 I've seen it first hand many times.

[Anonymous No.5986227]

>>5986203
Based gramps getting all the felon tang.

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5986242]

>>5986227
She really just had a drug problem and some dudes compelled her to be their driver but then when they got picked up she was carrying (so so SO stupid) and it added 5-7 years mandatory minimum to each sentence which the dick judge decided she should serve consecutively so she's fucked.

[Anonymous No.5986246]

>>5986104
>>5986218
Well try killing yourself then, you'll only see that once. Anon's post isn't claiming girls aren't bad at games, he's directing him to r9k because of why he should be like "God I hate women" about it. The fact that this didn't even occur to you mongs shows you belong there. A real man doesn't expect competition from women, like what kind of fool are you. Also a big part of why girls are often rubbish at games is they never play and don't care about them.

[Anonymous No.5986252]

>>5986246
Dilate.

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5986262]

>>5986252
I guarantee you that anon's dick is twice as big as yours

[Anonymous No.5986273]

>>5986246
Yes people should kill themselves because girls suck at games. Good logic.

[Anonymous No.5986274]

>>5986104
He's literally wrong. What a sheltered, lonely life you must live if you've never met a girl who couldn't beat a level in a Mario game. My kid sister is huge Mega Man fan and was able to beat all the Mega Man Zero games, some of the toughest in the franchise, and you permavirgins are telling me that you could hand a controller to literally any girl and she'll walk right into the first Goomba?

Literally fuck off to >>>/r9k/.

>>5986246
>he's directing him to r9k because of why he should be like "God I hate women" about it.
Correct, but I'm not saying women are all bad at games either because that would a retarded as fuck and rather easy to debunk claim, wouldn't you say?

[Anonymous No.5986294]

>>5986274
Don't forget to Dialate.

[Anonymous No.5986307]

>>5984465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOzbAHPmvM

Here's to you OP

[Anonymous No.5986316]

>>5986294
Wow, you sure showed me with that Reddit meme. How could I ever hope to counter such a scathing put down?

[Anonymous No.5986317]

>>5986294
Don't forget to brush up on your English lessons.

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5986323]

>>5986294
Men love women
Transsexuals envy women
Please make a note of the distinction

[Anonymous No.5986363]

>>5984793
With walljumps you can complete every level in the game https://youtu.be/1EOzbAHPmvM

[Anonymous No.5986459]

>>5986323
Where do homosexuals fit in here

[Father Electronics Boutique No.5986486]

>>5986459
Confident homosexual men are friends with women or indifferent to them.

[Anonymous No.5986496]

Watching James and Mike play games half the time triggers me, and I like them but Jesus, especially James

>playing Sonic 2
>can't figure out how to use spindash
>can't figure out what rings are for

[Anonymous No.5986513]

>>5984465
I didn't even know running was a thing in these kind of games until 1995, halfway through Donkey Kong Country.

[Anonymous No.5986552]

>>5986513
How? There are only two buttons.

[Anonymous No.5986704]

>That one friend who would physically lean as he turned in racing games.

[Anonymous No.5986730]

>>5986262
>2in
Wow huge

[Anonymous No.5986887]

>>5986274
>Correct, but I'm not saying women are all bad at games either because that would a retarded as fuck and rather easy to debunk claim, wouldn't you say?
Sure. There are plenty of highly competitive girl players - they may not be the best at any game, but they could be really good and destroy anyone here.

[Anonymous No.5986963]

Who tf didn't run in a Mario game?

[Anonymous No.5986970]

>>5986552
Not him, but people tend to have difficulties with actions done with more than one button.

[Anonymous No.5986982]

>>5986970
*autistic people

[Anonymous No.5986984]

>>5986982
The opposite actually, complete casuals who don't play many video games.