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5936594 No.5936594 [Reply] [Original]

Wait, is what you're doing... rape?

Why up against a cactus? Why is he hung like a horse? Why is he nude aside from a hat, boots, and ascot? Also,
>not for sale to minors
Minors would probably be the only ones amused by this shit.

>> No.5936597

>>5936594
That's just how George Custer did things

>> No.5936654

It's the closest the developers could come to their intention within the time and technical constraints. From a time when making an Atari game was like free money.

>> No.5936661

what a fucking shitty game

>> No.5936694

Wikipedia:
>Sold in a sealed package labeled "NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS"[3] and selling for $49.95 (equivalent to $130 in 2018)
Imagine a grown man taking this home for $130 and being happy with his purchase..... looool.

>> No.5937358

>>5936694
>grown man
Manchildren have been a thing for many years. Just because they're a little more "woke" today doesn't make any less disgusting.

>> No.5937359

The Atari Jaguar port is much better

>> No.5937936

>>5936594
HD remake when

>> No.5937945

>>5936594
If it wasn't for Rape. You probably wouldn't exist.

>> No.5937992 [DELETED] 

>>5937936

I'm still surprised they managed to hire Jasmine St'Claie as the native American girl. god I miss digitized video games.

>> No.5937996

>>5937359
>Atari Jaguar port

I'm still surpised Atari let them remake the game with digitized graphics, and even more surprising that they managed to hire Jasmine St'Claire as the native American girl.

>> No.5939489
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5939489

>>5937996
I heard a collector found a late-stage build of the cancelled N64 port complete with unfinished samples from Dave Coulier

>> No.5939903

>>5939489

Probably censored to hell by Nintendo, with Davie Coulier "hugging" the native American girl while doing a shitty Bullwinkle impression.

>> No.5939942

>>5939903
What the fuck.

>> No.5939943

>>5936594
It was what they were into in Sweden.

>> No.5939979

>>5939903
I doubt it even existed

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5939998

>>5939979

>> No.5940005

>>5939998
Im sorry anon I have no sense of humour, I though you were serious

>> No.5940020

>>5939979
The fact that this post could exist in space and time is causing me to question everything I ever thought I knew about reality and the universe. Parallel worlds, time travel, immortality.... anything seems possible now.

>> No.5940045

>>5940020
>>5940005

>> No.5940101

>>5940020

>Custer's Revenge 64
>Starring Dave Coulier as Custer
>Bad guys have kidnapped Custer's Native American princess bride
>Run through 30 levels that look like Wild West Banjo Kazzooie levels as a cowboy with Dave Coulier's face on it.
>Meet friends and witness genuine Dave Coulier written dialogue
>Save the princess from the hands of some evil Mexican who's also a toad at the same time or something whatever.

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5940240

>>5940101
The alternative working title during development was Custer: Get N or Get Out
Miyamoto gave scant guidance, at best.