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Happy Birthday to the Nintendo 64

>> No.5915652
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5915652

happy birthday to The Fun Machine!

>> No.5915668

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jLMYnH5db4

>> No.5915723

>>5915618
In response to all the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation.

>> No.5915737

>>5915723
Console war is silly. I owned PS, Saturn and N64 back in the day and had a blast (I played N64 more, though)

>> No.5915747

>>5915723
>"How do we put out the fire?"
>"With more fire, of course!"
Just cut it with this nonsense. Ignore the shitposters and move on with your life.

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5915832

>>5915618
>33 years ago

>> No.5915838

>>5915832
holy shit the N64 is old!

>> No.5915841

>>5915832
Your math is terrible

>> No.5915843

>>5915841
>

>> No.5915876

>>5915723
I found the Phony Playshitstation to be a better overall console. Happy birthday Pretendo 69.

>> No.5915890

>>5915832
>50th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros
>was 4 years ago
Damn I'm old

>> No.5915963

Mine is broken, there's no image and I hear the sound like the game is in slowdown, IT'S-A MEEEE MAAAAARIOOOO HEEELLOOOOOO sounds like a nightmare, anyone know what could possibly be?

>> No.5915989

>>5915963
Record that fucked up sound and post a vocaroo link.
N64 is probably the most durable system I know. I had mine fall from a 2 meter height once and it works perfectly. Not even a scratch on the carcass.
Might be some weird isolated issue, you'll probably have to open it and see if any capacitor inside looks fucked up.

>> No.5916006

>>5915963
You have a creepypasta console, go write a shit tier fanfic about it so some youtube hack will read it aloud

>> No.5916045

n64 is lame kiddie bullshit

>> No.5916047

ps1 ruined gaming and it doesn't belong on /vr/.

>> No.5916048

n64 is good mature stuff

>> No.5916054 [DELETED] 
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>Overrated 64

>> No.5916064

silence, wojakposter

>> No.5916065

sonyggers mad

>> No.5916095 [DELETED] 

>>5915618
Nintendo 64 proved the SNES was the last good console they made.

>> No.5916181

>>5916047
Please explain how it ruined gaming. Thanks.

>> No.5916191

>>5916181
if you didn't notice, the same guy samefagged the last 6 posts to try and derail the thread with console war bait.

>> No.5916317

>>5915723
Face it pretendo. https://youtu.be/ponK4LtGeVs

>> No.5916474

>>5915618
>obsolete cartridge-based system with god-awful 3D pipeline architecture stays afloat through first-party titles for a scant five years before yielding to the gamecube

>> No.5916491

>>5916474
To be honest, yeah back then not having FMVs (outside of some games like RE2) wasn't cool, because the FMV novelty was fine at the time, ("woah! digital video!"). In retrospect, not having to deal with loading times and possible disc errors is way better. Even back then I thought not having loading times was a good pro for the 64.
>god-awful 3D pipeline architecture
It was what it was. Are you a developer? I don't think so, so you shouldn't care about how easy or hard it is to develop for a system. Not only Nintendo managed to make good games for the 64, Konami, Hudson and Midway made some of my favorites on the console.

>> No.5916519

>>5916491
>Are you a developer? I don't think so, so you shouldn't care about how easy or hard it is to develop for a system
Developers did and it shows in the Pretend Shitty Bore's anemic library.

>> No.5916526

>>5916519
better than the shovelstation

>> No.5916538

>>5916526
>muh quality over quantity
The system was the master system to PS1's NES; raped by a system that has quality and quantity.

>> No.5916550

>>5916538
muh movie games.
Enjoy being the cancer that killed gaming.
Even the master system has better games than the shitstation sonygger.

>> No.5916562

only non gamers consume sony products.

>> No.5916573 [DELETED] 

>>5916550
>muh platformer fps machine
Console FPS killed games in the 6th gen and it's rooted on n64. Kys nintencuck.
>>5916562
t. Nintencuck

>> No.5916579

>>5916573
cinematic garbage like mgs and ff7 ruined gaming sonydrone.
N64, Saturn, Jaguar> Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>PS1.

>> No.5916587

>>5916519
I know you just want to hate it, but if you really think there's only 1st party games that are good, you definitely need to explore the system's catalogue more before you call it anemic.
I know you won't and you will just keep calling it silly names because you're basically an elementary school kid in the body of a young adult.

>> No.5916589

>>5916491
Perfect dark had load times AND lag

>> No.5916592

>>5916589
Imagine how bad the load times would be if it was on CD, then.

>> No.5916595

Just ban Sony systems from this board.

>> No.5916598
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There's something oddly comforting about knowing that there are people with N64 hateboners, thinking about it rent free 24/7 while I play some comfy ass Goemon or Puyo Puyo Sun 64.

>> No.5916663

>>5915747
lmao it's a meme from a mid 90s web argument you dolt

>> No.5916812

>>5915618
happy birthday lil nigga (64). was such a big part of my childhood and i’m not sure that’s even a good thing. either way the n64 and gameboy color are associated in my head with a very fond nostalgic feeling that I can never really put my finger on. just this captivating mystique about the games. i’ll never play or look at games with the same amount of wonder and awe as I did with the N64 (and gbc). growing up (obviously) and access to all the information on the internet ended all of that, but it’s fun to try and channel the feeling through memory. /reddit

>> No.5916865

>>5916474
You basically summed up every Nintendo console since the 64

>> No.5916874

>>5915963
I'm scared of starting mine
I think I used it for the last time in 2002

>> No.5916892

>>5916874
The odds are in your favour these fuckers are tanks

>> No.5916895

>>5915832
Guessing your not a mathlete or an an athlete

>> No.5916934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU