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Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:37:26 2019 No.5866381 [DELETED]

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Why is every fucking game on this thing complete dogshit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:37:49 2019 No.5866382 because it was made for tiny children

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:39:34 2019 No.5866384 >we're back to our regular schedule of anti-n64 threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:40:42 2019 No.5866385 sonyggers are obsessed. they know their games are not as iconic as saturn or n64 ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:42:35 2019 No.5866387 >>5866381 Trick question op, the nshitty4 has no games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:44:27 2019 No.5866391 File: 23 KB, 1280x473, format.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is every fucking movie on this format complete dogshit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:44:44 2019 No.5866393 File: 23 KB, 369x368, th...thanks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5866382 >nothing but babby games for autists and trashy fps for western dudebros

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:48:42 2019 No.5866402 I remember selling my PS1 for an N64 and experiencing first hand the fact the N64 had a shit library. What a fucking mistake that was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:52:43 2019 No.5866406 Nice samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 13:56:38 2019 No.5866407 >>5866381 My wife's son loves his ps classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:05:19 2019 No.5866417 >>5866402 That is fucking tragic.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:08:51 2019 No.5866419

>>5866381
They weren't all shit. SOme third party game were good, like Golden eye. RE2 was fucking wizardry for the time.
The problem with N64 is that it was design for children and most Nintendo games were absolute shit compared to anything on the market.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:29:05 2019 No.5866463 >>5866381 it's only a bad console if you were a loser with no friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:53:57 2019 No.5866507 >>5866381 uhhh bro n64 is one of the best retro consoles

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:16:16 2019 No.5866539 >>5866384 It's Saturday & little Timmy is home from school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:20:12 2019 No.5866542 >>5866382 >huge, bulky controller >it was made for tiny children ok mang....

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:20:13 2019 No.5866543 N64 was a multiplayer console for many-friended Chad gamers. Single player N64 was something I almost never experienced

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:24:50 2019 No.5866548 >>5866543 >many-friended What third fucking world language is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:34:07 2019 No.5866569 >>5866463 Nonsense, I was a loser and N64 was a fine single player console.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:49:53 2019 No.5866589 >>5866548 It's technically correct - the best kind of correct!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 18:50:33 2019 No.5866847 Oh wow, a 5th gen console war thread? Never saw one before on /vr/! I'm fucking glad you kids aren't allowed to bring your 6th gen shitfest here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:14:45 2019 No.5866889 >>5866847 >A new thread shitting on the gamecube made on an hourly basis,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:18:55 2019 No.5866895 >>5866889 PC gamers also became more obnoxious during that era (as you can peep through Half-Life threads). 6th gen on /vr/ would be disastrous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:51:23 2019 No.5866960 >>5866381 >jet force gemini is dogshit apologize

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:51:52 2019 No.5866961 >>5866960 Well it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 19:53:57 2019 No.5866968 >>5866960 >replying to console war threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:31:52 2019 No.5867039 >>5866968 >irony

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:32:34 2019 No.5867040 >>5866381 Dogshit games for dogshit system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:47:36 2019 No.5867060 >>5866381 it's pretty bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:49:14 2019 No.5867061 >>5867040 >>5867060 fuck... you convinced me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:49:25 2019 No.5867063 Stephen King: The N64 isn't good, The N64 isn't bad, The N64 is dead,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:49:50 2019 No.5867064 Honest question: were there any bad 1st party (Nintendo) or 2nd party (Rare, HAL etc) games? I loved the ones I had. >>5866419 Wasn't Goldeneye 2nd party or am I fundamentally not understanding wtf 1st, 2nd and 3rd party games are?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:50:38 2019 No.5867065 >>5867063 based zoomer who just got into S. King due to the new it movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:52:08 2019 No.5867069 >>5867064 All of them were bad honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:55:09 2019 No.5867070 >>5867065 Is it any good? the first part was decent >>5867064 Basically every game I played on N64 was awesome, all one dozen of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:56:06 2019 No.5867073 >>5867069 If you say so. I had many, many fun afternoons, evenings and nights beating the fuck out of my friends on Smash and Mario Kart and getting the fuck beaten out of me on everything else. Fun times, man. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:57:09 2019 No.5867075 >>5867070 I had 20something games for mine. It was by far the one for which I owned the fewest games. Even our NeoGeo had more games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:57:55 2019 No.5867079 >>5867073 >Smash and Mario Kart Yikes! Anyway what you enjoyed was your friends' company, not those shitty baby games.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 20:59:32 2019 No.5867080

>>5867064
N64 haters rarely admit the N64 has any good game, so I doubt your honest question will get a honest answer from them.
but as guy who likes his N64 (as I like PS and Saturn, too, ever since the 90s), I'll say Yoshi's Story, while not outright bad, has questionable design choices that wouldn't be really alarming for some other company who isn't known to be masters of platformers, but being a Nintendo 1st party game, Yoshi's Story seems subpar. Mostly due to the overall game design, controls and presentation is top notch, but the way the game is unfolded to the player has some glaring flaws.
Rare did some good job in all of their games, but you'll find criticism for the "collectathon" games and JFG's tribal hunt.
Still, I wouldn't say any of those games are bad.
If you really are saying 1st party N64 games are bad you're just outing yourself as very biased against the system. You can say they're not your cup of tea, but to say they're, like, shiiit, yeah nobody's gonna take you seriously.
The actual worse N64 game I played isn't a N64 exclusive: Sub-Zero Mythologies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:00:00 2019 No.5867082 >>5867075 now you got me your neogeo had more games? >>5867079 don't know whether to crack joke or accept the reality

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:00:54 2019 No.5867083 >>5867079 Yeah, probably. Still fun. I guess people w/o friends didn't like N64. >>5866381 I'm sorry you had no friends. I'd be your friend, but you probably smell like an unfortunate mix of Cheetos, Mtn Dew, BO and halitosis. : (

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:01:06 2019 No.5867085 >>5867075 Pretty much everything on the NeoGeo was good, of course it had more games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:03:14 2019 No.5867087 >>5867080 Never played Yoshi's Story, but I've never heard anything good about it, so I guess there's that. >>5867082 My brother's, technically, but yeah. There were like 30 games or so that we had.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:04:02 2019 No.5867090 >>5867085 >>5867075 Neo Geo and N64 have the 2 best Golf video games.

Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:05:53 2019 No.5867093

>>5867087
>Never played Yoshi's Story, but I've never heard anything good about it, so I guess there's that.
It's worth a try if you like cutesy comfy platformers. 5th gen side-scrollers are already rare, and not many of them were really among the best (those belong to 4th gen), so what little is there is worth a try. Story wouldn't really be as bad if it didn't have the stigma to live up to the usual Nintendo design, and being the followup to Yoshi's Island.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:06:37 2019 No.5867095 >>5867090 Don't compare based Neo Turf Masters with your shitty bing bing wahoo golf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:10:39 2019 No.5867097 >>5867095 >bign bing yeah I remember when Odyssey released and many /v/ zoomers heard Martinet for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:11:47 2019 No.5867101 File: 23 KB, 278x473, maple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5867095 >dissing Mario Golf just because of /v/-tier nintendo hate The absolute state of newfags on this board. Go back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:11:48 2019 No.5867102 File: 179 KB, 564x605, 3ds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5867097 The bing bing meme has been around longer than that dumbfuck n64babby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 21:12:50 2019 No.5867105 >>5867101 It's a shit game, you only like it because it stars your safespace cartoon character.

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