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5848619 No.5848619 [Reply] [Original]

heh nothin personnel kid

>> No.5848643

>>5848619
>block button
>uppercut
MK is simple

>> No.5848648

>>5848619
what did he say?

BEGGGYBOMBALEYYYYY?

>> No.5848751

>>5848643
Your mom is simple.
I bought her a drink and she spread her butt cheeks for me.

>> No.5848767

>>5848648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z22R_xzXeTk

>> No.5850406

>>5848643
Good luck having fast enough reaction times to block a GOD

>> No.5850410
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5850410

*teleports beneath you*

>> No.5851242

MK is very simple and compared to other 2D fighters is like comparing chess and checkers, but it's still fun.

For me it's Scorpion, it will always be Scorpion. Fake out frontal attacks only to teleport punch behind you and followed by a perfectly timed spear and roundhouse. That is my jam.

>> No.5851514

>>5850406
Considering how many frames it takes him and that I just have to tap the block button and not worry about which side he's popping up, not really a problem.

>> No.5851515

*teleports a huge shit into your mouth*

>> No.5851546

>>5851515
That's gross dude

>> No.5851576
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5851576

>>5848619
*tips rice hat*

M'leena

>> No.5851584

>>5851576
FUCK YOU you tranny piece of shit. nobody cares what you have to say

>> No.5851635

>god of storms
>wears vietcong hat to protect himself from rain

>> No.5851637

>>5848648
Raiden baba day

>> No.5852091

>>5848648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RwjlmBh3Y

>> No.5852334

>>5848648
Yo' mama's from LA.

>> No.5853025

>>5851242
It is simple but that's part of what made it great. Anyone could pick it up, choose any character and be using all their moves in a few minutes. For new players it's much more accessible. 3 is where they dropped the ball because the combo system added complexity but the rest of the underlying game was still simple and crappy so it was stuck in a weird limbo.

>> No.5853041

>>5848648
>>5852091

All screams in the (older) MK titles are purposely kept in an ambiguous pseudo-language, so that it felt foreign to western players.

>> No.5853072

>>5848619
HONEYGETINTHECAR

>> No.5853093
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5853093

>>5851635
We can't have him messing up such nice hair with all the rain he brings though!

>>5851576
Never stop

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5853238

>>5848619
>just teleports
That's cute.

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5853257

>>5851576
Mileena's high low game was so great. Watching my friends ragequit after my mom btfo'd them yet again because I'd taght her to randomly spam rolls and teleport kicks was the best.

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5853681

*facesits you*

>> No.5853697

>>5851584
Mileena isn't a tranny, though she is bi according to MKX, which is almost just as degenerate.

>> No.5854305
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5854305

>>5853697
>cannibalistic part evil clone, part outworld monster lady
>the degenerate part is she might be bi

lol pol kiddies

>> No.5854347
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5854347

blows up the whole world thread over

>> No.5856667

MK11 isn't really a Mortal Kombat: It's Injustice 3

Make MK Mortal Kombat Again

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5856675

>>5848619
LA milfs

>> No.5857710

>>5856675
kek

>> No.5857979

>>5854347
God fatalities were really stupid by the time they got to MK3. It's really emphasized by the fact that modern MKs have good fatalities again so it's not like there were no options left, they just didn't care.

>> No.5858562

>>5854305
>eats 1 person
Spits 15 femurs

>> No.5858628

>>5858562
You are 20 years too late

>> No.5858856

>>5851242
>not playing as mr freeze

>> No.5859837

>>5857979
That was my whole feeling on MK3 in general. I likedthe first, loved the second but the third game really flopped hard for me. 9 was pretty decent though.

>> No.5860723

>>5858562
There was a skeleton inside the skeleton

>> No.5862081

>>5848648
According to the BroForce devs (who copied his likeness for their game) it's "SHALIBABAYEEE".

>> No.5862194

>>5860723
Many skeletons.