/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.5812871]

Sum up /vr/ in one image

[Anonymous No.5812873]

The pathetic lolifaggot vs the kiwifarmschad

[Anonymous No.5812879]

>>5812873
>kiwifarmschad
hahahaha....no.

[Anonymous No.5812882]

>>5812879
Don't make us take your child porn down again.

[Anonymous No.5812941]

>>5812873
I can only imagine what went so horribly wrong in this household.

[Anonymous No.5813004]

What kind of miserable autism is happening in this thread?

[Anonymous No.5813006]

>>5812882
"us"

[Anonymous No.5813090]

>>5812871
>be summer in one image
You beat me to it

[Anonymous No.5813125]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5813132]

[Anonymous No.5813143]

>>5813132
Let's turn a clever joke into edgy trash.

[Anonymous No.5813156]

>>5813132
In the original he said if at first you don't succeed try playing better, something like that.

[Anonymous No.5813207]

>>5813125
I bought Earthbound at Gamestop for like $15. It's a terrible game.

[Anonymous No.5813228]

>>5812873
Still seething that the panda is back and kiwifags got DDOS'd?

[Anonymous No.5813257]

>>5812871
>cute
I like retro anime girls cause they're actually filled with sex appeal rather than looking like a little kid voiced by an old hag with a shrill voice going WAAAAAAHHHHHHH whenever something slightly from the norm happens to be cute.

[Anonymous No.5813381]

[Anonymous No.5813439]

[Anonymous No.5813513]

bleh

[Anonymous No.5813582]

>>5813207
disliking Dragon Quest like games makes your opinion irrelevant

[Anonymous No.5814459]

[Anonymous No.5814471]

[Anonymous No.5814509]

cute girls were never why anime was any good

[Anonymous No.5814548]

>>5814459
This, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.5814551]

>>5813381
is this a thing people do?

[Anonymous No.5814558]

>>5814509
Fags have been complaining about moe on the internet since the era of usenet, just ask our good friend nihilis595

[Anonymous No.5814579]

[Anonymous No.5814580]

[Anonymous No.5814660]

[Anonymous No.5814670]

>>5812882
it'd be a better use of your time instead of obsessing over ecelebs

[Anonymous No.5814673]

>>5814660
>I might pick up a lynx
Oh you sweet fool

[Anonymous No.5814675]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5814685]

[Anonymous No.5814691]

>>5814558
i agree with them, that crap's always been retarded. the difference is that the best classic anime only ever had cute girls incidentally if at all, whereas tons of newer anime (particularly since k-on) focus almost exclusively on the cuteness of the girls at the expense of anything else and are boring as shit becuase of it.

[Anonymous No.5814697]

>>5814670
the obsession with people like chris chan and other mentally ill people has always been the gayest thing about 4chan

[Anonymous No.5814698]

>>5813125
>just lighting your money on fire
>ascended
wait i don't get it are they saying emulating was actually big brained after all?

[Anonymous No.5814742]

>>5814698
Yes, that's always been how that meme worked.

[Anonymous No.5814780]

>>5814685
Nice to know things haven't changed at all in the past 30 years

[Anonymous No.5814905]

This entire website actually. After a while you come to realize that all boards are pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.5814932]

>>5814691
Anon, look at the releases per year from the 80s onwards and it's been always the same, some edgy, some pure cute, some "manly" (thought that was always little), and a shitton of flavour of the half decade, be it mecha, JRPG, harem, CGDCT, isekai.
The fact you think anime is moefied means you only know old anime from the little, carefully curated stuff you saw back in the day

[Anonymous No.5814945]

>>5814932
I remember someone who shitposted that Bubblegum Crisis was moe because it had attractive female characters in it.

[Anonymous No.5814952]

>>5812871
sorry but not all of /vr/ is attracted to anime sub-culture

I really like japan and retrogaming but I absolutely don't get the appeal of anime/manga/hentaï/...

[Anonymous No.5814991]

>>5812871
>Sum up /vr/ in one image

[Anonymous No.5815036]

>>5814945

When it comes to retro anime, Kenichi Sonoda fans are the most autistic by far. No difference between them and modern moefags whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.5815145]

>>5814905
>has never been to /diy/
>has never been to /k/ when the shitposters are asleep
Stop thinking every board is /b/v/pol/tv/a/, /vr/ didn't used to be like this.

[Anonymous No.5815328]

>>5814905
You need to visit more boards.

[Anonymous No.5815446]

>>5815328
>>5815145
Every board, ever, has been that way, it always gravitates towards somewhat reactionary autism with a laundry list of hot button topics where everyone has a strong opinion.
try talking about clips on /k/ for example, and dead boards don't count, there are no /diy/ main posters.

[Anonymous No.5815639]

>>5813125
chuckled

[Anonymous No.5815657]

>>5815446
DIY is garbage too. We got volts/amps kill, the schizo my house is killing me guy and people asking how to kill themselves because the other boards cucked our banner submissions.

[Anonymous No.5815660]

>>5814509
Exactly. Hot anime babes are why it was good.

[Anonymous No.5815724]

>>5813439
OHNONONOOO DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.5815873]

>>5813439
Had me until the last panel

[Anonymous No.5816360]

>>5814932
dude like 70% of the anime that gets made today prominently features at least some kind of moeblob in the mold of k-on characters. that wasn't the case like 20 years ago. if there were shows with cute girls in them, they weren't cute in a completely retarded/autistic way, and there were tons of other genre being made as well. kyoto animation ruined anime and they totes deserved to have like half of their staff die in a fire and i only hope shaft and a-1 are next

[Anonymous No.5816370]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5816386]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5816404]

>>5814580
Women in gaming was a mistake

[Anonymous No.5816406]

>>5813125
Well, of course you're a brainlet for using Snes9x 1.54. We're on 1.60, now. Silly wabbit.

[Anonymous No.5816419]

>>5816404
Women's suffrage was a (((calculated))) mistake.

[Anonymous No.5816470]

>>5816419
leftist politics is superior to right-wing politics so i thank the jews for letting females vote

[Anonymous No.5816472]

>>5816406

0.24 for life yo!

[Anonymous No.5816481]

[Anonymous No.5816490]

>>5816470
Time for your daily dose of nigger cum, fag.

[Anonymous No.5816553]

>>5816490
i don't hate black people, they invented cool stuff like jazz music and fried chicken (delicious)

[Anonymous No.5816562]

>>5816470
>Leftist politics are superior to right-wing politics
If you say so, crack head. Since when did feelings matter more than facts?
-filthy centrist

[Anonymous No.5816565]

>>5816562
people's feelings have factual existence, and your preference for how society should be run derives ultimately from your feelings.

[Anonymous No.5816591]

>>5816565
HAHAHAHA! Exactly the response I was expecting. You are going to be dog piled in 3... 2... 1...

[Anonymous No.5816658]

>>5816565
I feel you should take a long walk off a short pier.

What, my feelings are perfectly valid facts, go do it little bitch

[Anonymous No.5816709]

>>5816565
*takes a huge shit in your mouth* ahh... i FEEL better

[Anonymous No.5816727]

[Anonymous No.5816759]

>>5816658
I feel I shouldn't, so I wont'.

>>5816709
That does not feel good to me, so I will stop you from doing it. See how this works?

[Anonymous No.5816763]

>>5816727
I actually think the space between the corners of the blocks looks nice.

[Anonymous No.5816783]

Anyone got that picture "The destruction of a hobby?" Because if you replace dudebros and women with /v/, and the people actually trying to play the game with /vr/, it would be 100% accurate.

>>5815446
>Every board, ever, has been that way,
No, go back into the archives. You can pinpoint the exact moment /vr/ started going downhill. It wasn't fucking natural. Stop trying to write history you weren't even around for. you retarded zoomer.

[Anonymous No.5816784]

>>5816763
The bushes look good in both of them as well.

[Anonymous No.5816796]

>>5813439
I use save-states because I play on a portable device, and it's far easier to press "Save State" and close the emulator when something needs my attention than to actually save.

[Anonymous No.5816797]

>>5816763
>>5816784
/vr/ never shuts up about SMB3 NES vs All Stars

[Anonymous No.5816803]

>>5813439
The best part of this and the original "why do you play as girls" comics is that they should end at the second panel. Both "I like girls" and "I just play for fun" are literally the only arguments one needs.

Why bother mastering the game if you are not having fun doing so?

[Anonymous No.5816819]

>>5816727
>clean and solid art
Plain looking bricks.
>cool, original-looking cave with stars and ice
Uninspired repetitive pattern used throughout game.
>Unique-looking bushes
Same repetitive pattern used throughout game.
>swaps cool aesthetic art for generic, ugly cave/rocks
There's a pattern developing here (heh).
>supposed to be a pipe, not a cave
This one is especially retarded.
>missing the charming powerup holograms in the sky
The devs needed to fill up the empty space with something. Also, why does that block cast a shadow?

[Anonymous No.5816832]

>>5816797
Its easy to trigger tasteless 3rd worlders who can't into aesthetics with that image.

[Anonymous No.5816849]

>>5816832
SMB3 All Stars is like if Mario 3 went on a spiritual journey to India and then came back as a vegan named Jennifer

[Anonymous No.5816852]

>>5814579
Come, now. This applies not just to /vr/, but the whole of 4chan, the Internet, and life.

[Anonymous No.5816867]

[Anonymous No.5816872]

>>5816867
Nobody here likes filters, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.5816917]

>>5816872
Zoomers think that fake scanlines = an image projected by a real CRT

[Anonymous No.5816921]

>>5816797
see
>>5816386

[Anonymous No.5817024]

>>5816872
>tfw like scanline shaders even if I know the difference from playing fighting games and shmups on crts

[Anonymous No.5817784]

>>5816872
I like to fuck around with shaders from time to time, sometimes it'll make the game look brighter and better and other times it'll look like shit.

[Anonymous No.5817796]

>>5817784
This actually looks great. Which shader and what resolution? Also, is integer scaling on? Just asking because half the time, my scanlines are uneven. I would assume because of the resolution or integer scaling, but don't really have the time ti mess around too often, let alone actually play games these days.

[Anonymous No.5817798]

>>5814991
Games from 2000 aren't allowed on the board. Not retro.

[Anonymous No.5817801]

>>5812871
The girls in Japanese retro games I find hot are precisely the ones not drawn in a moe anime style

[Anonymous No.5817823]

>>5815446
If you say "clips" on /k/ all you're going to get is people responding like this...

>clips

And you're looking at a maximum of 5 replies. Right now though. /k/ is being invaded by left wing communist groups, as part of their agenda to "clean up" 4chan. /pol/ has been their main target but /k/ is an extension of /pol/ given how much modern conflicts and gun rights are discussed on /k/

[Anonymous No.5817839]

>>5816759
But I feel it's the right thing to do, so I will force you to do it. See how it works?

[Anonymous No.5817879]

>>5816553
Fried chicken was brought to America by white Scots.

[Anonymous No.5817923]

>>5817879
is fried chicken still a major part of scottish cuisine?

[Anonymous No.5817945]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5817990]

>>5816470
>>5816565

[Anonymous No.5817993]

>>5817990
jesus was a socialist.

[Anonymous No.5818002]

>>5817923
Dude, fried EVERYTHING is a major part of Scottish cuisine. They'll fry everything, even confectionery, like Mars bars.

[Anonymous No.5818021]

>>5818002
damn i thought americans invented that. crazy. cool to know that i have scottish ancestry.

[Anonymous No.5818037]

>>5817879
>>5818021

Fried chicken has roots in both Scotland and West Africa. American fried chicken is kind of a syncretism of the two styles.

>>5817993

Hell yeah he was

[Anonymous No.5818212]

>>5817839
yeah i understand the politics of force. that's why the people must collectivize and force those in power to act in the people's interest.

[Anonymous No.5818219]

>>5818037
Not even a christfag, but trying to shoehorn an agenda onto Jesus is retarded.

[Anonymous No.5818257]

>thread is mostly memes and /pol/ leaking from their board
It's like I'm really on /v/!

[Anonymous No.5818494]

>>5818021
>>5818002
>>5817923
>>5817879

I know we fry shit here but ngl never heard of fried chicken being Scottish

[Anonymous No.5818521]

>>5818494
We've always fried food a lot, but our fried chicken wasn't battered or anything. Battering food is an ingenious biological weapon the English invented as they could not defeat us in warfare, and so instead destroy our arteries.

[Anonymous No.5818523]

>>5818257
It's like you'rve really an outsider from 4chan if this surprises you.

[Anonymous No.5818532]

>>5816803
I like playing as girls sometimes cuz tits and ass. Is this a mystery to some faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.5818556]

>>5818532
Video game girls are pretty and sometimes it's nice to look at a pretty face :).

[Anonymous No.5818763]

>>5818521
Yeah, you just deep fry breaded eggs. lol

[Anonymous No.5818956]

[Anonymous No.5818975]

>>5814905
/d/ is pretty nice to people as long as they don't have a diaper fetish
Fuck those people btw
>>5816867
Lol that's it.
>>5817784
that's shit.

[Anonymous No.5818978]

>>5815660
I know its a mic but it kinda looks like she is shaving her face with an electric trimmer.

Also, of course anime girls are wonderful and most sane people love them. Moe has a more complicated meaning than just "cute anime girls," so the OP image does not really work.

[Anonymous No.5819030]

[Anonymous No.5819127]

>>5818978
>sane
you mean autistic

[Anonymous No.5819151]

>>5819127
I think you mean extremely high Testosterone and IQ

[Anonymous No.5819617]

>>5818219
lmfao my post calling jesus a socialist was deleted

[Anonymous No.5819627]

>>5819151
no they're out having sex with human persons and not watching cartoons

[Anonymous No.5819634]

>>5814551
yes, especially zoomzooms who only like Earthbound because Undertale

[Anonymous No.5819636]

>>5819627
Silly anon you could be having sex WHILE watching cartoons, heck you could even have sex with non-human persons too for all I care.

[Anonymous No.5819642]

>>5814691
>whereas tons of newer anime (particularly since Azumanga Daioh) focus almost exclusively on the cuteness of the girls at the expense of anything else and are boring as shit becuase of it.

Fixed. People need to swallow the bitter pill of truth that Azudai killed anime. The retro anime barrier is actually reather close in time to the retro game barrier

[Anonymous No.5819661]

>Moeshit killed my violent cartoons!
That is definitely a new original thought and unpopular opinion that has never been said before.

[Anonymous No.5819662]

>>5819642
For similar reasons too. Computers got cheap enough and development software easy enough that everyone is literally making their anime with the same engine.

Development costs to do it the old school way sky rocketed because no one does it that way anymore. Developers cant afford to do anything experimental so everything is derivative garbage of the last couple successful shows before the industry froze.

[Anonymous No.5819674]

>>5819617
Yeah, i'm sure you weren't shitposting somewhere else and got banned, or deleted it yourself
Anon pls

[Anonymous No.5819685]

>>5819642
it definitely spawned tons of awful imitations but k-on is the ultimate awful imitation that really opened the floodgates for shit

[Anonymous No.5819686]

>>5819642
>Bitter
Even if you weren't incredibly stupid and wrong (i blame only seeing carefully curated content on toonami for this), i don't really see why this would be bitter, who gives a shit if you dislike anime? I like my CGDCT and moeblobs.
It's more of a case of being accurate desu, saying anime got more moe is factually wrong (also, you meant urusei yatsura, that's where the qt girls started appearing more)

[Anonymous No.5819713]

>>5819674
i'm not banned, the post was up too long for me to delete it myself and all of my other posts are still here but there's obviously no way i can prove that.

[Anonymous No.5819723]

actually anon meant doraemon shizuka is the original cute anime girl

[Anonymous No.5819725]

>>5814471
ZNIGGED

[Anonymous No.5819726]

>>5819686
>>5819723

[Anonymous No.5819817]

>>5818521
I suppose you have the last laugh. Battered sausages, burgers, the fucking lot, is all you see in the chippy south of the border. There was even this one time in Wales I saw battered fucking chips!

[Anonymous No.5819884]

>>5818523
You must be new to /vr/ if you think that's the way /vr/ has always been or should be.

[Anonymous No.5821003]

[Anonymous No.5821101]

>Sum up /vr/ in one image

[Anonymous No.5821107]

>>5821003
Has anybody seen gramps?

[Anonymous No.5821115]

>>5821101
Ouch

[Anonymous ~ No.5821117]

>>5814905
pretty sure all the /pol/tards regularly crossboard and shit on anime everywhere while pretending to be "chad" and "white".

[Anonymous ~ No.5821124]

>>5816867
>scanlines 25% dimness
No. That's not a composite filter!

[Anonymous No.5821137]

>>5817798
ROUND

[Anonymous No.5821139]

>>5821107
He's Funcoland something or other now because his trip got banned.

[Anonymous No.5821143]

>>5821139
He should just go by gramps.

[Anonymous No.5821146]

>>5821101
delete this

[Anonymous No.5822501]

Something I just read in another thread:
>is this KINO?
>...PRO TIP, you can't!
>what is your favorite ******, AND WHY IS IT ******?
I think that about sums /vr/ up. This probably applies to other boards, but I wouldn't know. I do feel the other anon's pain, however.

[Anonymous No.5822540]

[Anonymous No.5823953]

>>5818002
this is bollocks i think, we fry a lot of shit (fried pizza is quality) but never once seen this

[Anonymous No.5824060]

>>5823953
>my mommy doesn't let me eat candy

[Anonymous No.5824214]

>>5823953
Americans dont actually eat this either. Some crazy people on cena year at county fairs maybe. It's mostly played for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.5824264]

>>5823953
https://www.google.com/search?q=scotland+deep+fried+mars+bars&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b

[Anonymous No.5824275]

>>5823953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar
Don't bite my head off for the source.

[Anonymous No.5824307]

>>5824275
that's my point though, some fanny's up aberdeen made it for the keks but was taken seriously. doesn't matter i suppose but yeah it's a novelty if anything

[Anonymous No.5824369]

>>5814685
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.5824376]

>>5812941
story/context behind this pic?

[Anonymous No.5824383]

>>5821101

[Anonymous No.5824472]

>>5814685
How could you compare Mario 3 or Metroid to shit on a Atari? Has to be fake.

[Anonymous No.5824474]

>>5816419
This

[Anonymous No.5824502]

>>5817945
The FPS threads and the best threads on this board so yeah.

[Anonymous No.5825626]

>>5817879
>Scots
>white

[Anonymous No.5826259]

>>5825626
That's right. A few Italians. A few Chinese. A few Indians. Angry because it isn't Muttville like your country? Aw, too bad. Fuck off back to /pol/, 'tard.

[Anonymous No.5826278]

>>5812871

[Anonymous No.5826723]

>>5826278
What's going on in this pic? There's no back pockets on those shorts so no wallet in a back pocket to pick.

[Anonymous No.5826736]

>>5826723
they're interracial lesbians

[Anonymous No.5826764]

>>5826723
Oh, for crying out loud... Wrong board, Jared Taylor Jr.

[Anonymous No.5826773]

>>5826278
I bet those two just played arcade and ate ass all day long. Pretty jealous tbqh

[Anonymous No.5826806]

>>5814685
>Zelda had her first period.
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.5826836]

>>5814685
This shitpost is almost as old as I am, fucking saved