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>"Super Mario Bros. 3 was the game I waited in line for at the department store."
>"I waited at the door on the first floor and ran in as soon as they opened, knocking over a bunch of elementary-school kids (I was in high school at the time) and was the first one to buy it."
>"That same day I played it at my friend's house, leaving my friend alone because he was not interested in the game."
What the fuck is Kamiya's problem?

>> No.5757343

>>5757342

he wasn't made for these times

>> No.5757345

based and blockedpilled

>> No.5757351

>>5757342
Pretty normal behaviour for a blockhead delinquent.

>> No.5757363

>>5757342
He's not a modern pussy, which bothers modern pussies.

>> No.5757502

>>5757343
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD

>> No.5757519

>>5757342
mario 3 is a god-tier game, can't blame him

>> No.5757887

>>5757502
(SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD)

>> No.5758046
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5758046

I was there when the store opened to get it. I bought two copies and I made my friend pay a $20 premium on top to get that extra copy from me. Then ten years later he killed himself

>> No.5758072

>>5758046
Owned

>> No.5758219

>>5757342
what's the source of this

>> No.5758230

>>5758219
ask your mom.

>> No.5758252

>>5758046
Why didn't your friend just buy it at the store instead of letting you jew him lol

>> No.5758259

>>5757342
Based

>> No.5758285

>>5758252
Because it was sold out obviously

>> No.5758292

>>5758285
You're a shit friend and a shit poster

>> No.5758295

>>5758292
Now if only you would also kill yourself

>> No.5758317

>>5758219
Nintendo Power issue 260

>> No.5758327

>>5757342
Seems like a cool dude to me. The small should fear the big. Kiddos move over.

>> No.5758332
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5758332

>>5757342
Is that a Union Jack on his glove?

>> No.5758334

>>5758295
Are you Babbage's Gramps under a new, similar moniker?

>> No.5758347
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>>5758334
Never heard of him

>> No.5758469

>>5758347
>Never heard of him

>> No.5758552

You wouldn't understand if you weren't there. Seeing SMB3 for the first time was like the Kennedy assassination or 9/11 of our generation.

>> No.5759098

>>5758552
Or Pearl Harbor

>> No.5759204

>>5757342
Been following him on twitter for a few weeks. He is a total dickface. Thats his main problem.

>> No.5759235

Babbages gramps is getting real fuckin stupid. I hate to say it he's worse than princess tranny

>> No.5759281

>>5759235
It's time to tell you the truth. I have been manipulating that fool since the beginning!

>> No.5759491

>>5759281
>They're the same person

>> No.5759724

>>5757342
>schott perfecto

My niqqa

>> No.5759730

>>5757342
Imagine falling for this fake story

>> No.5759825

>>5759730
It’s not fake literally pull up Nintendo Power issue 260

>> No.5759836

>>5759204
>stupid gaijin shitposting like I wouldn't find out
consider yourself blocked

>> No.5760418

>>5757342
Kamiya is a national treasure.

>> No.5760441

>>5759825
>t. unfunny western insect who is Blocked

>> No.5760442

>>5758332
Ya. Why do you think he designed the original Dante like that? He was Kamiya's power fantasy, a badass dude wearing leather

>> No.5760454

>>5760442
Is Dante British?

>> No.5760456

>>5758292
>>5758046
Somehow I always knew funcotroll was even a selfish asshole to people he knows in real life. Your friend probably made a good decision lol.

>> No.5760473

>>5760454
No, I think he's meant to be Italian or at least European due his heritage and name (at least when it comes to naming conventions, mind you)
While the names are mostly Italian, it'd make perfect sense, imho, of course, Anon.

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>>5760473
I guess his outfit does sort of resemble a British army uniform from the American Revolution

>> No.5760538

>>5760510
That's actually quite accurate now that you mention it. Nice work, anon.

>> No.5760541

>>5759235
At least he isn't NESfag

>> No.5760829

>>5760441
I’m not joking. Literally it’s in Nintendo Power 260 you fucking said it yourself

>> No.5761580

YOU BRAINLESS INSECTS NEVAR CONTRIBUTER ENYTHING BAKA BAKA NIPPON ICHI NAMBA 1

>> No.5763136

Anyone got a screenshot of the quote? I'd love to know if it's real but can't find the issue online.