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tfw no retro gamer gf

>> No.5740902

I kind of do, she played on the Mega Drive when she was little and is interested in playing it again at some point.

>> No.5740904

>>5740902
fuck off normiefag

>> No.5740913

who would want some neurotic spastic chink bitch with 0 relevant skills? Is it not enough that your wife will humour your gaming habit once, and continue if she enjoys it?

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>>5740895
tfw no gf

>> No.5740918

>>5740913
Why should I care about what skills a girlfriend has? I'm not hiring her. Unless intelligence and physical attractiveness are skills I don't give a fuck.

>> No.5740931

do you really think that people who play videogames, your favorite hobby, are dumb or inactive or socially inept because they play videogames? are you seriously so easily intimidated that your bullies live rent free in your head and you now put down people like you when they're not even around?

>> No.5740943

>>5740918
cooking is a skill though, so is conversation, moral empathy, self-control, crisis evaluation

life skills man, i gotta respect any girl that knows first aid

>> No.5740954

My gf thinks games are for dorks, but she has pretty kino taste. Her favourite series are Dragon Quest , Legend of the River King and that weird chibi baseball game that's real popular in japan.

>> No.5740956

>>5740943
Cooking? Don't care. And anyone with above 80 IQ can follow a recipe.

I consider real empathy a trait, and I only care about her empathy towards me.

Self-control? As long as she's not a drug addict or putting herself in situations that threaten her health I don't care. And I don't consider not being a drug addict a skill.

Crisis evaluation? Are you dumb? I'm getting the dumb vibes from you.

First aid? No I don't have to respect someone who knows first aid--why the fuck would I? I'm not an easily impressed simpleton.

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>>5740956

>> No.5740972

>>5740904
>normiefag
Not really, she lives in another country.

>> No.5740982

>>5740956
>I only care about her empathy towards me.
wew lad you get rused a lot I'm guessing

>> No.5740996

>>5740982
I thought this, how many guys must have GFs who manages to fall out with literally everyone they come across, destroying both their social lives, but they're a real sweetheart behind closed doors so its alright?

>> No.5741027

>>5740996
>GFs who manages to fall out with literally everyone they come across...
This is a perk if anything.

>> No.5741040

>>5741027
Not for my older brother it wasn't, he ended up not talking to the family for nearly a decade until he got divorced.

>> No.5741070

>>5741040
So your brother cared about hole access more than he did about his family. Either your family raised him poorly, or he's a piece of shit. Good riddance.

>> No.5741083

>>5741070
Well, it depends on who in the family you ask. Personally I think he was like that other anon, she could be so empathetic towards him (not sincerely though, mind you) that it made him put her above all else.

Anyway, enough blogging from me. Just don't go for the "nice guy" equivalent for girls anons, if she still acts like a cunt to everyone else then she is merely pretending to be empathetic.

>> No.5741095

>>5740895
just hang out with cuties who don't mind your ridiculous and expensive hobby

lately the girls have been on a street fighter kick
i really am not that good apparently

>> No.5741107

>>5741095
>Expensive hobby that will also take space away from their girly knick-knacks
Dunno if it's worth the hassle tbqh.

>> No.5741108

>>5740895
tfw summerzoomer thinks that's a gamer

>> No.5741110

>>5741108
Tfw foreverdoomer thinks that can only be a poser

>> No.5741112
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>>5741107
>Not having a girlfriend that supports your hobbies and interests

Don't shove this on women buddy, it's your own retarded fault for dating the wrong women.

>> No.5741114

>>5741095
Please tell me where you live so I can move there. Would love to meet girls into fighting games.
>>5741107
Just fill the house with kirby knick knacks.

>> No.5741123

itt: we larp as actually having contact with other humen beans

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>>5741107
>Expensive
Only as expensive as you like to make it, I exclusively buy games I like and see myself playing, and sell off everything else.
Don't keep games you hate for sentimental value or nostalgia, drop everything you don't like and your house won't look like a hoarder.

I only buy my games under their asking price as well, if I can't get a good deal I won't get it, that way I can realistically sell my entire collection and make more money than what I paid for everything. Never go for expensive solutions and allow yourself to make concessions such as getting games on cheaper devices rather than one that is incredibly expensive, such as Chrono Trigger on the SNES when there's no real reason to do that.
What would also help a lot is if you allow yourself to partially digitize your collection by buying games on platforms such as Steam, GOG, and Origin, and just buying whatever other games weren't ever (properly) ported to PC on their respective system.
Lastly, don't ever go down the accessories or goodies rabbit hole and never buy any figures, magazines, posters, or special editions.
Do NOT try to lively up your collection with useless shit like that, it's unnecessary, overly expensive, and it's money better spend on getting the games you want.

Do all of that and your house won't look like an autistic manchild stuck in the late '80s to late '90s. It'll look like a respectable hobby and not like you are some hardcore purist with an obsessive hobby that is going to turn his house into an unlivable mess.

>> No.5741136

>>5741132
Okay anon... it was only a joke.

>> No.5741140

>>5740895
Christ, it sure is summer. These incel threads are pure cancer.

>> No.5741145

>>5740956
>cooking is only about the recipe
Anon, have you ever prepared a meal?

>> No.5741152

>>5740956
most naive post this year.

>> No.5741156

>>5741140
>Summer
Why do anons keep saying this? It's not 2004 anymore, kids don't have to wait for their summer holidays to be allowed on the family computer all day. They've all got their own smartphones and laptops, they can and do access 4chan all year round now.

Maybe that's why it fucking sucks now, because most posters are just kids trying to impress each other about what oldfegs they are.

>> No.5741171

>>5741156
it's the first time i posted on this subreddit

>> No.5741227

itt: oldfags attempt to articulate that women who claim to have dude hobbies often have cluster b personality disorders, Anon doesn't believe it or sees it as a good thing.

>> No.5741253

>>5740996
it's more that someone who can't guess others motivations or isn't aware and noticing other people is really easy to stab in the back or majorly fuck up by people who generally just hate and ruin everything on purpose

>> No.5741321

>>5741227
hey gramps, remember the days of smoking weed while playing Panzer Dragoon Saga with the gfs and having parties everyday? those were the days.

>> No.5741332

>>5741145
Yeah, and I'm frequently complimented on my cooking even though I don't give a fuck and I barely consider it a skill, let alone an impressive one.

I'm not one of those fat fucks or asians that jizz their pants whenever they eat. I care zero if my girl is a good cook as long as she's smart enough to know what's healthy, and so doesn't load the house with a bunch of synthetic garbage or sugar.

>> No.5741341

>>5741332
for what reason would you even have a girlfriend i wonder

>> No.5741348

>>5741341
this.
gon' get cuckd.

>> No.5741359

>>5741341
Sharing experiences, the feeling of being in love, physical intimacy.

>> No.5741362
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>>5741321
My main gf was probably definitely cheating on me at the exact moment I beat PDS which is why I was tripping and cuddling with her best friend at that moment and yes that main gf absolutely had a cluster B personality disorder (borderline). Life is much better and consistent now that I understand women much better than I did then.

I wish I could go back and know what I know now but I have to settle for an occasional dip here and there along with trying to share my wisdom with people who seem similar to the way I was when I wish I'd known it though it seems over the last few years the gap has become too much and even my post-ironic delivery can't penetrate their post-truth cynicism.

But hey at least you guys aren't as bad as the dudes in that Bianca Devins thread on 8pol. I'll be showing THAT shit to some instasluts I know as a precautionary tale.

>> No.5741365

>>5741359
>Sharing experiences
Anon have you ever spent any significant amount of time with a woman?
>the feeling of being in love
The infatuation wears off after a few months when based evolutionary biology assumes you've already impregnated her and the goodfeels have served their purpose.
>physical intimacy
Hole access is nice, I'll give you that.

>> No.5741373

>>5741362
Wow nice blog man, where can I subscribe?

>> No.5741375

>>5741365
>Anon have you ever spent any significant amount of time with a woman?
What do you consider significant? A few longterm relationships with the longest being about 5 years.
>The infatuation wears off...
I can't say whether it lasts indefinitely but I've felt strong infatuation throughout the entire span of relationships and I still do for a couple of them, over a decade later. Some people love hard and some don't.

>> No.5741378

>>5741373
Ikr, it's probably about time I took this show on the road but chan pseudonymity is just so low effort and I'm still a gen x slacker at heart

>> No.5741380

>>5741375
>I've felt strong infatuation throughout the entire span of relationships and I still do for a couple of them, over a decade later
that's suicide fuel right there

>> No.5741382

>>5741365
>Le "it's just a hole, you only love her because of science" meme
Thanks for the biology lesson, where did you learn that? /r/rickandmorty?

>> No.5741385

>>5741382
>le
>rick and morty
Have sex.

>> No.5741389

>>5741385
I was mocking you actually, also
>saying "hole access" twice in a single thread
That doesn't sound anywhere near as cool as you think it does.

>> No.5741391

>>5741389
Have sex.

>> No.5741394

>>5741385
>>5741391
Dilate.

>> No.5741397

>>5741380
I like it even when it hurts. It's better than being like one of the modern numb medicated zombie crew.

>> No.5741415

>>5741391
>Having an edgy disdain for women
>Telling anyone to have sex
Have sex.

>> No.5741420

>>5741415
Putting pussy on a pedestal is a surefire sign you aren't Having Sex :)

>> No.5741427

>>5741420
>I know you are, but what am I?
Okay anon, I have better things to do than to argue with a 13 year old.

>> No.5741434

>>5741427
Bye sweety.

>> No.5742164

>>5741365
wrong faggot. the only correct answer is
>because i want to protect her

>> No.5742178
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5742178

>go to a game bar in japan
>see some cute JP girl playing dr.mario, ask to join.
>after a few games, try to hit on her
>she wants to focus on the game.

i dont know if i was rejected or if she really likes vidya

>> No.5742180

>>5742178
you were rejected

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>>5742180
aw man

>> No.5742515

>>5740954
Power Pros is based. I had a copy of one of the Wii games and it was pretty fun. The VN stuff was neat too

>> No.5742669

>>5741110
>literally a poser
Fap harder to your poser jpeg gf faggot

>> No.5742685

>>5742178
Her body rejected your implant attempt

>> No.5743357 [DELETED] 

I played Castlevania I and Simon's quest, am I a retro gamer gf yet?

>> No.5743359

>>5743357
you need a bf for that
hi

>> No.5743360
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>>5740895
last thing I need is my gf to ignore her daily duties because she's grinding some shit in a jrpg or looking for hidden gems on ebay, fuck that.

>> No.5743361

>>5740956
>Cooking? Don't care.
t. never had a good girlfriend

>> No.5743362

>>5742195
Your skills were too weak. She was only going easy on you to test your abilities.

>> No.5743367

twf will of dieing aloan

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>>5741132
>you will never watch the mega64 podcast live every sunday back in 2009 on ustream ever again

>> No.5743381

>>5743360
>not seducing women to helps you get rich in online games by creating a harem guild and loving each and every one of them
pleb

>> No.5743382

>>5743362
truth, japanese girls are fucking unstoppable at puyo puyos

>> No.5743397
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5743397

>>5741114
bay area California

don't move here anon

>>5741107
i would gladly box or crate everything and let a gf take over the space
i do realize how lucky i am
but honestly i haven't been gaming much with both of our work schedules being this insane.


switch/3ds have been my consoles of choice lately even though technically not retro
i get down a bit on my lunch periods
all the anons saying to work on a relationship with someone who respects your hobbies & interests are exactly right.

how are you supposed to carve out a life together if she hates everything you do

>> No.5743428

>>5743397
to be fair muslims and incels and alt rights just want slaves who will never cause them to reflect on their mistakes or the concept of causality and consequences or empathize with any living thing against their will

>> No.5743446

>>5743428
This, 4chan knows jack shit about women, they always talk about muh trad girl but what they really mean is never worrying about their relationship, an obedient woman that never says no, a sexually-oriented relationship while emotional support is like a trade-off, and in general just no real responsibilities that any normal and healthy relationship would have.

My girlfriend is from a very traditional country, and the women there are not date material for me, and I'm very sure a lot of other people here would feel the same. They openly talk about wanting you to be financial support, they want babies and many of them, they're not sexually adventurous, they're not outgoing and certainly won't be very supportive of hobbies like retro gaming and collecting.

4chan just needs to realize that women are their own people and they'll be fine, don't try to get stuck up on social and biological theories that can't possibly encompass all women, don't try to find the secret passage to finding a relationship that is nothing but sunshine and rainbows, and allow yourself to fall in love with a girl that has what you like in girls while simultaneously accepting her faults.

I've been in two 4 year long relationships now, currently still going strong with the second, and she can be an absolute slob sometimes, she can let things get to her emotionally to the point of crying when the mail comes in late, but on the other side she's the most supportive human being I've ever met, gives love and expects so little in return that I always feel like I'm trying to make up for her compassion, and generally just an amazing time when we hang out together and laugh about the silliest stuff.

>> No.5743448

>>5743428
biggest truth I've read on 4chan
they're lonely because women cant possibly live up to their retarded standards

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5743450

>>5743428
>>5743446

relationships don't happen overnight;
rule for me is always friends first, lovers second.
you might want to consider getting your life in order before ruining someone elses.

I've never really had a problem with women but finding a legitimate conservative modest attractive girl that doesn't turn her nose up @ gaming (much less RETRO/antique electronics) is rare.


i would agree that most of 4chan is filled with larps or dejected sōyboi virgins : trouble is you have to be an actual good person for someone to want to actually continue spending time with you

>> No.5743458

>>5743450
some guys marry their best friend anon

>> No.5743541

>>5743458
i hope its the same for me

>> No.5743596

>>5743450
My girlfriend is left-wing and likes video games as a timewaster but not as a serious hobby worth spending time on the way I do, and we still get along just fine.

You don't need to wait for your perfect lover, just be upfront about your interests and who you are and it'll be fine.

>> No.5743643

Men who want women who like video games, guns, or any other male interest must be closeted. Why won't you just admit you want a man for a mate, m8?

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>>5740904
Destroyed

>> No.5743671

>>5743643
Projection

>> No.5743679

>>5740904
>Mega Drive
>normie

you must be smoking rocks

>> No.5743682

>>5743671
>I don't want a woman that acts like a man
>lolll projection
?

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>>5743428
In successful marriages, there is invariably someone in control and someone who cedes control. That's not the same thing as a slave. Truly benevolent dictators are rarely challenged but when the kids come along things sort of turn into a conditional monarchy lol.

>>5743446
Having outright contempt for "traditional girls" is a huge mistake. 4 years is twice as long as my standard was when I was laboring under this misconception but it's still only 5% of a lifetime. One potentially life altering revelation you can and will likely choose to ignore is that in supposedly "equal relationships" that endure for decades, one person is still low-key in charge whether they are even aware of it and is usually the woman. I could point the finger on that at the current state of society but I also believe women are naturally more deceptive than men. So if you want to have a successful "equal relationship" be sure to pick a girl who's way smarter than you are and with good morals or kind at the very least. That's if you can get past my "sexism"

>>5743448
There are lots of girls out there that meet and exceed the very reasonable "4chan standards". The actual reasons Anons fail to meet them are basically that they're not trying hard enough. Anonymous forums are disproportionately attractive to people with very low self confidence which exacerbates in the echo chamber. Escaping /b/ is a good first step toward getting into a thing that might build one's confidence enough to seek out good girls or even attract some varying greatly on the particular board, though good girls never come on as strong as bad girls so it's a whole other level to be able to separate the whey from the chaff if they've become /fit/ or /biz/ or something. Of course the /b/ attitude is always trying to infect other boards like how /v/ and /a/ are long gone and there are additional "worse than /b/" boards now in an attempt to gutter off some of that overflow.

>> No.5743690

>>5743683
>Truly benevolent dictators are rarely challenged but
i honestly don't have enough braincells to catch everything and need help but you keep right on missing things while rejecting the notions that you need assistance

>> No.5743696

>>5743679
normie for having a gf

>> No.5743697

>>5743683
Nah there aren't, unless you like girls that live like disenfranchised radicalists, or want to be in a horrific relationship that evolves around a state of mind that existed before you found your girlfriend, and will definitely cause you both a lot of hurt.

Wanting taditional girls is just something western men say when they're scared of dating, women, the uncertainty of relationships, are hurt before, or a mixture of these.

Look for women that you want to date because they make you a better person, not certainty, loneliness, or completing yourself.

>> No.5743716

>>5743397
>bay area California
where do you find street fighter playing qts around here? office arcade? i fucking hate this place

>> No.5743725

>>5740895
>Go to gayming/retro bar in Melbourne
>Shitty tap beer is $9
>OKwhatevs.jpg
>Half decent range of pinball and arcade games
>Decide to find a girl
>All whales
>Quickly finish beer and go to Crown Casino to play poker instead
>2 hours in up nearly $600, go to whore house and spend $150 to get off
Come to the land of the dollarydoo and you'll be glad you don't have a retro gamer gf

>> No.5743727

>>5743725
there are many things a hooker can't give you. a relationship is more than just sex

>> No.5743740

>>5743727
Sure buddy keep telling yourself that, once you get to my age relationships aren't anything but convenience now.

>> No.5743743

>>5743740
But i'm not your age. just because you're old and bitter doesn't mean i have to be

>> No.5743752

>>5743743
Well thanks Captain Obvious

>> No.5743814

>>5743725
>>5743740
spoken like a true cuck

>> No.5743821

>>5742178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ut0MWPN38
watch and reflect on your actions

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>>5743450
>always friends first, lovers second
You're wasting a lot of time with that and risking getting friend zoned. It sounds like maybe you have a handle on making "friends" with girls but your implication that it's the same as making friends with dudes is something that Anons can easily use to set down the very wrong path.

>>5743697
I feel you, Buddy. I grok how you would have this perspective from normal modern dating experiences, I had it too at one point and sadly I came to the conclusion that women's hearts cannot be mended. Once they're broken they're broken forever. Marrying a virgin is part of the traditional marriage for a reason and yes modern culture makes it harder and harder to find them without taking a risk on the jailbait, which is what I ultimately did. With the correct attitude going in, this kind of girl will make you a better person regardless of how many interests you share.

Caveat : I don't want to believe that heartbroken women are done to never find happiness. I actually think there's a lot of potential in society's current flexible gender roles and a woman might be able to take the traditional male role and find an innocent and sincere man to treat right always and forever but they'd both have to work harder at overcoming her instinctual tendency toward emotional decision making and his toward spreading his seed (and probably tons of other related and subtler instincts)

>>5743690
Things will be missed no matter how much "assistance" is rendered and too many folks spoil the broth. Even the LHC has a head researcher. A successful monarch cares about the needs of his subjects but I don't want term limits to be necessary in my marriage so I just can't abide a democracy - and the system isn't big enough to support some weird polygamous SCOTUS with lifetime appointments. I don't even know if that'd be hot or not.

>> No.5743839

>>5743832
>which is what I ultimately did
has she ever been able to make you happy without you telling her how

>> No.5743850

>>5743832
women are playing you too buddy, that's the relationship you're in, you'll never see eye to eye and thats why you can never see how anyone would be trustworthy. you're essentially never in a relationship with anyone, you're just in a codependent living arrangement and operating economically on all levels.

>> No.5743861

>>5743832
>>5743850
actually reading deeper it sounds like some internal damage makes it so hard for you to trust other people that you latched onto an underage girl who hadn't formed her own identity yet and brainwashed her

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>>5743839
Well yes to some extent, but one invaluable thing I gained from all the time I sunk into figuring this shit out the hard way that I can't teach you is that I'm actually very good at making myself happy. I think that making our happiness someone else's responsibility is fundamentally irrational though. Furthermore, it's dangerously irrational to delude oneself into believing that there's some soul mate out there for us who will complete us and just know how to make us happy forever. That kind of thinking leads to either loneliness due to impossible standards or to profound soul-shattering disappointment when we discover we have allowed ourselves to erroneously believe we found it. I think that women naturally have an easier time accepting when that magic fades than men do and again this falls directly in line with evolutionary psychology.

>>5743850
>>5743861
In sorry that your experiences currently have you too cynical to even see light at the end of the tunnel. Everyone's life experiences "brainwash" them into one story of thinking or another. I carefully selected a girl who not only had yet to have her brain dirtied to begin with by the nasty secret realities of so - called "modern relationships" but also was raised in a traditional family to begin with so never was under much more than the media's impression that it might be a good thing to do. So I guess you could say that her brain's been washed in the blood of the lamb from the beginning. She's certainly gained perspective on how real people's relationships go since then and she rightly considers herself very lucky.

>> No.5743903

>>5743725
>unironically paying for sex

the epitome of beta bux

>> No.5743904

>>5743896
>I carefully selected a girl who not only had yet to have her brain dirtied
are these things you could say in front of her? if not, you are alone and so is she, good job

>> No.5743908

>>5743832
you're a literal pedo

>> No.5743910

>>5743908
actually I think he's a free mason which is basically the same as being cucked by islam forever and even into the next universe

>> No.5743925

>>5743904
Of course I say it in front of her. Why wouldn't I? Did you even read the rest of my post? She knows what she has and what other people have. It sounds be obvious from my posts that I am perhaps even too ruthlessly honest and sincere in my perspective on the world.

>>5743908
>>5743910
You're both making excuses for your irrational fears. You're so wrapped up in not being this, that or the other (most likely as a direct result of propaganda you've absorbed here on 4chan) you're incapable of seeing objective truth right in front of your faces. That's why you keep flipping from one glib, superficial rejection to another.

>> No.5743929

>>5743925
it's more like you're trying to out-skill the concept of love itself and its sort of like watching someone punch themselves in the balls as hard as possible because they want to just stop suffering already

>> No.5743936

>>5743925
lol i'm the guy that called you a pedo and i'm on a stable relationship for years. Picking a young virgin girl even with parents' consent is still child abuse my friend. Both from you and from them. It was messed up back when girls married right after they had their periods at 10 (my grandmother for instance got married at 12) and is still now when you fuck a 14 y old.

You give this non dirtied mind speech (which is literally young enough to be abused), muh pure virgin talk, modern relatioships bad, traditional family wah wah, that's top shelf pedo cope.

>> No.5743943

>>5743936
its perfectly fine for teenage girls to think about or talk about sex but no genuine man would consider having sexual intercourse or seriously romancing a girl under 17 unless he was also still a child.

>> No.5743959

>>5743943
50 years ago was a completely common thing 30y old men marrying 12-15 years old girls. This even might happen up to this day on small towns and rural states. This is fucked up now only on big cities.

>> No.5743989

>>5743959
honestly there's a real good chance that 12-16 year olds are going to get horny and slut it up with someone, but it's completely wrong to think that moment will be special or that they're ready for a relationship. it's going to be some ultra perv sociopath shit where she's throwing away a part of her sanity and getting big hard rocks off and i honestly just can't take anyone like that seriously as a partner unless they're the hardest of hardcore

>> No.5744005

>>5743925
where do you find the lolis? i want one

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>> No.5744106

>>5744090
I assume you meant to quote someone there, but I also like the idea that you're directing this at everyone in the thread.

>> No.5744167

Plot twist: Anon abducted an underage girl to be his wife and spends his whole time telling her how lucky she is that he chose her.

>> No.5744361

>>5743936
>Marrying a virgin and having a traditional family is perveted
People actually seriously believe this in 2019. What a world.

>>5743936
She was 17, if you're pursuing a serious relationship it's not worth the wait if they're any younger than that though in most US states 16 is also perfectly legal. There's just a bunch of other stuff that makes it a pain in the ass until they're 18. I did bang some slutty 16 year olds when I was in my 20s though.

>>5744005
They're literally everywhere.

>> No.5744376

>>5744361
>They're literally everywhere.
yes, but i mean how'd you find one whose parents were okay with it?

>> No.5744404

>>5744376
They didn't know about it until after she was almost 19 and totally mine. They can't forbid it if they don't know about it.

>> No.5744417

ITT gabbage gramps uses a different name but still spouts the same "I totally used to fuck tons of girls , I really did guys! That makes me cool right??" bullshit. Why do you guys still talk to that moron?

>> No.5744446

>>5744417
habeeb it

>> No.5744449

Wait, are we going by their combined weight NOW or THEN being over 4000 pounds? Cause if it's their current weight I might be in the clear.

>> No.5744492

>>5744404
>and totally mine
SHE WAS ALREADY FUCKING OTHER GUYS ON THE SIDE

>> No.5744506

>>5744492
lolwut? I mean as in would have chosen me over her parents, you context-blind autist.

>> No.5744507

>>5744506
She was already fucking other guys, regardless of context
>LARP gramps calling other people autists
Comedy gold

>> No.5744514

>>5744507
Believe whatever keeps you from jumping, I guess.

>> No.5744534

>>5744514
ok larp

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>>5743643
>not having shared interests
>not playing outside
>not laughing at the bar & beating her ass in marvel vs Capcom

maybe i am a bit closeted
i like it when she pins me down


>>5743716
they're always my friends first
buy an arcade with a few thousand games on it (Pandora's box 5s or some other knockoffs will do)

>>5743725
this is sad
but getting laid is part of it
keep your standards & bide your time

>>5743727
t r u t h


>>5743740
wew lad


>>5743832
>friendzoned
found the problem sir
you dont seem to understand women at all
while its possible to go out and bag women 0-100 i really dont see the point in sleeping around like a whoremonger with people who don't actually care about me. consistent date nights and her having fun +the occasional thoughtful gift will have you out of the "friendzone" so fucking quick lol

>>5743903
kekked
just be yourself anons
be nice to everyone you meet
Their friend is probably cute and wants to be your retrogamer GF

>> No.5744591

>>5744579
I don't go on dates with my friends lol

>> No.5744624

>>5744591
>I don't go on dates
we know

>> No.5744662

>>5744624
Well I personally find that the word "date" alone is rather presumptuous and never used it until there'd been some level of physical intimacy.

A lot of this stuff hinges on subtleties of language. Of course a man should do his best to be a friend to the women he's fucking if possible but many Anons will interpret "friends first" to mean that anything even remotely suggestive is verboten which is something feminist rhetoric also pushes ("Treat any woman you meet the way you would treat Duane The Rock Johnson"). Intensity is on a case by case basis but it's important for women to understand that you're heterosexual and that you find them attractive. Some men naturally communicate it and don't even think about it while others can easily be misunderstood to only be interested in friendship by slightly naive women or taken advantage of by slightly wicked ones. The majority of women fall into one of those two categories.

That "be yourself" poster is probably one of those middle of the road looking guys that most women can find attractive under the right circumstances so statistics are on his side and he doesn't need to establish if they're physically attracted to him or not right at the beginning.

>> No.5744673

>>5744662
no

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>>5744673

>> No.5744904

Dating girls under 20 is just wrong. I had plenty of girls below 20 trying to fuck me, from 16 to 17, which is legal in my country, but I always cut them off.

>> No.5745460

>tfw retro gamer gf but she only likes Nintendo shit other than a few original playstation/saturn games

feels bad other than that really chill Japan exclusive psx game I forget the name because it's not in ENGLIHSS

>> No.5745865

>>5744904
>granny fetish
Whatever floats your boat kid

>> No.5745996

>>5740895
I play Super Famicom with my Jap gf
Her favourite game is Zelda and Panel de Pon

>> No.5746135

>>5744506
I sincerely hope you get help someday friend

>> No.5746185

>>5746135
Oh yeah, somebody really needs to rescue me from my extremely happy life of daily emotional, psychological, intellectual and physical satisfaction lol. I have such huge problems.

Continuing to post here is about the dumbest most thankless thing I do and I already know it's just on account of laziness keeping me from posting basically the same stuff on some other less anonymous forums.

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>>5746185
>my extremely happy life of daily emotional, psychological, intellectual and physical satisfaction

>> No.5746196

>>5746185
>Continuing to post here is about the dumbest thing I do and I already know it's because I'm a degenerate delusional liar in desperate need of any attention whatsoever keeping me from posting basically the same stuff on some other less anonymous forums.
Fixed that for you gramps. The next thing you'll say is "It must be such a hard thing for you to project your life on me my anonymous friend but I am sincerely doing fine, thanks for asking".

>> No.5746220

>>5746191
>>5746196
It honestly only makes me enjoy and appreciate my life that much more that people like you find it unbelievable but really my goal in threads like this one is to offer up some protip on how it's possible to go from being what I was as a teen, someone very much like typical Anons to what I am now, maybe even in a more efficient way than I did struggling through it figuring all this shit out on my own. Ten years ago I used to do very well received threads about it on /b/ to the tremendous appreciation of Anons but gradually it seems the disaffected have become unreachable at least by me. Their/your loss I suppose.

>> No.5746251

>>5746220
you're a sociopath and your words ring hollow in your own skull. you didn't get better, you adjusted yourself to fit the lifestyle that was given to you and accepted your choices from the selection presented. you broke. you didn't do anything, you just finally gave up and let the manipulators choose for you.

everyone can feel the difference between what you have and what true life is, and it's the resilient who would rather die than become what you are, because you gave up freedom so that an asshole who hates you would give you permission to exist

>> No.5746312

>>5740954
Do not breed with anyone who likes jarpigs.

>> No.5746316

>>5746251
No professional would ever diagnose me as a sociopath as my childhood was essentially the exact opposite of that of a sociopath. At heart, I'm a very sweet loving and sincere person but guess what - those kind of people get constantly shit on in the real world and lots of songs know that from experience. I LEARNED these things your smug lay-psychology is trying to label me over, initially as a defense mechanism and over time as a much more effective social strategy than "hurdurr just be urself". I don't actually pursue vengeance against people that cross me, I just drop them - and the very few people I actually trust to be close to me get all the love in the world. I just don't let people get that close except under extraordinary circumstances.

>>5746312
Having kids pretty much makes it impossible to seriously play a genre like that.

>> No.5746321

>yellow fever
giga yikes

>> No.5746348

>>5746316
>At heart, I'm a very sweet loving and sincere person but guess wha
only sociopaths ever state this.

>> No.5746351

Girls don't like me because I'm black. I wish I could talk to them.

>> No.5746369

>>5746316
>more effective social strategy than "hurdurr just be urself"
like listen to this guy, he can't even wrap his brain around how calling it a social strategy already betrays that he wasn't really being himself at all

he calls himself sincere and kind without being able to understand that the words have no meaning when applied to oneself

it would be fascinating if someone hadn't done it to him on purpose

sociopathy is a learned behavior, lack of empathy is a coping mechanism, psychopathy is putrefied cowardice and stark refusal to be self-aware

its like reading a passage from the quran, this edgelord simply refuses to ever grow up and leeches off of others indefinitely without ever realizing where virtue or prosperity comes from in the first place

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>>5746348
Okay I guess I'm a sociopath then.

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>>5746369
>its like reading a passage from the quran

>> No.5746383

>>5746376
which you have never done right?

>> No.5746413

>>5746376
>>5746383
like maybe you should read a book by an autistic sperglord psychopath and see which one of us actually sounds like him

>> No.5746420

>>5746383
I'm quite familiar with Mohameddan philosophy. You and I will not be reaching any sort of common ground in this discussion. Tell it to your imam.

>> No.5746428

>>5746321
Dude, the sanctity of marriage.

>> No.5746475

>>5740956
Peak unironic basement posting.

>> No.5746519

>>5746351
Red light therapy can cure your revitiligo

>> No.5746532

>>5746220
>It honestly only makes me enjoy and appreciate my life that much more that people like you find it unbelievable
cool story bro.
actually I didn't read most of your posts, and what's "unbelievable" isn't your supposed super happy life, I'm just making fun of you for blogposting and larping.

>> No.5746534

>>5746369
>>5746348
>>5746251
stop using words you dont understand. sociopathy and psychopathy are the exact same thing. neither are learned behaviors. psychopathy has nothing to do with "cowardice" or a lack of self awareness

>> No.5746538

>>5746534
everything you've been told is a lie designed to control your perceptions of how minds work anon, your knowledge of psychology is itself a psychological treatment that's already been applied to you as a form of social engineering

>> No.5746601

>>5746532
I don't think you know what larping is

>>5746538
>everything you've been told is a lie
Hm I wonder what type of person might say something like THIS lol

Is true that there are baseline social constructs we're all taught in school but there are objective higher level strategies for rising within these "societies".

It seems that at least in this thread my mistake is assuming that the people discussing boy/girl interactions live in free societies with liberty and justice. I couldn't even begin to speculate on the psychology of Muslim women.

>> No.5746604

>>5746601
>rising within these "societies".
sounds like just begging to be fucked up the ass so daddy will think i'm a good boy uwu i sure dont want to be excluded from shit someone else tells me i'm supposed to want

>> No.5746609

>>5746601
>I don't think you know what larping is
ok

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Define the retro gamer gf. Is it a mentally ill woman who hordes shit and sleeps with a Sephiroth body pillow or a girl who owns a couple consoles and a moderate number of games on each? One is much more desirable than the other. Same standard applies to men btw.

>> No.5746617

>>5746614
>final fantasy house
now THAT'S some shitposting that got real.
seriously, what the fuck is up with FF VII fans?

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>>5746604
You assume way too much about me, sheik.

>> No.5746627

I started having sex with a female recently and it's good but also I miss my hermit life.

>> No.5746637

>>5746627
lol ikr there definitely used to be a lot more video game time

>> No.5746643

>>5746637
if only I could be like you gramps, and have like 4 gfs at the same time sucking my dick while I play Panzer Dragoon saga and Saturn imports in 1993

>> No.5746652

>>5746627
you could always FUCK ESCORTS
But the relationship experience isn't complete until she starts avoiding physical contact and starts getting into week long fights for your life over minimal mistakes. It's a lot of fun.

>> No.5746664

>>5746621
and in this one post you reveal yourself as a converted muslim who will speak any lie to justify and advance the agenda of the million hands grasping the tether around your neck, your wife's neck, and every single one of your children's necks

>> No.5746669

>>5746643
lol he's a muslim, his wife is literally a glorified slave who was gifted to him after his imam deflowered her and probably ablated her clit off

>> No.5746670

>>5746643
That's not what it was like back then. I hadn't figured a lot of this out. I did have a hot girlfriend but she was cheating on me and I wasn't cheating on her despite having ample opportunity. I could have definitely had my dick sucked simultaneously by both her and that girl who was tripping with me when I beat PDS but I never let it get to that point because back then I thought it would undermine my relationship. What a fucking joke.

>>5746664
Dude. Stop. You sound literally insane.

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Am I ugly?

>> No.5746675

>>5746670
>Dude. Stop. You sound literally insane.
Dude I will fucking make you a pariah and you will beg for forgiveness when I am done. I will ruin your entire life by telling everyone the truth. At this point there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>> No.5746676

>>5746674
no you're just average.

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>>5746675
You wouldn't know Truth if it shot your dick off

>> No.5746682

>>5746681
>implying nobody has ever tried to and it's some sort of hyperbole

>> No.5746686

>>5746682
So I guess you're suffering from some post traumatic psychosis. Thank you for your service. I faithfully promise you I'm about as far from being a fucking Muslim as its possible to get.

>> No.5746693

>>5746686
did you read the quran? cause you don't need to be aware of it for it to happen to you

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>>5746693
I didn't truly fear all Muslims until I read it

>> No.5746728

>>5746676
I will kill myself soon and livestream it on /b/. I will give out links. Do I have a babyface? I'm 18.

>> No.5746765

Legitimately thought this was /v/ for a second. Pathetic.

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>>5746728
If I were to guess what your problem with girl is, it's that your fighting against your own blackness. You're black as hell though so you got no choice but to work with it. When and if you can grow facial hair it'll help you a lot but you should probably still lose some weight so your jaw looks more masculine. That may happen on its own soon or on the other hand it MIGHT be about impossible for you in which case you'll need to do a B.I.G. / DMC kinda thing - and cut that hair on the sides of your head off for fucks sake is not doing you any favors. >>>/fa/ for more better advice.

>> No.5746789

>>5746771
>gramps recommending /fa/
Okay, now THIS is epic. In terms of reaching new lows.

>> No.5746791

>>5746771
Woah, so my skin is dark? Damn, will def kill myself.

>> No.5746841

>>5746789
>>5746791
Whatever. If a person wants to have a good look they have to work with what genetics gave them. Just because nigganon should LOOK like a thug by no means requires he ACTS like a thug (beyond the superficial aesthetic affectations of course)

>> No.5747169

>>5746841
what

>> No.5747229

>>5740895
I miss Haruna Anno

>> No.5747240

>>5747229
me too.
apparently her abusive ex-bf made her sell all her collection?

>> No.5747287

>>5740895
I wish I had a Japanese gf who played all sorts of vidya with me.

>> No.5747292

I know that feel.

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>>5740895
I wish I was in 80s Japan

>> No.5747328

>>5747240
Selling your game collection is yikes and cringepilled

>> No.5747574

>>5747328
Actually it's called growing up.

>> No.5747579

>>5747574
deep inside you know you regret it anon, especially because probably you didn't sell it, it was your mom selling it for nickels while you were at college.

>> No.5747593

>>5740956
Do you want McDonald's or Burger King tonight after you're done talking with your 4chan friends online honey?

>> No.5747970

>Already lame /r9k/ thread has been hijacked by some namefag blogging about how he groomed a little girl
Where are the mods?

>> No.5748069

>>5746627
I went back to being a hermit after last relationship. Give it a fair shake though, both can be really nice in different ways.

>> No.5748787 [DELETED] 

>>5747970
Sounds to me like the kind of rationalization people use to justify being lonely and unhappy, or at least the kind of battles attack made by someone who's definitely unhappy for some reason. She was 17 and I started dating her immediately. Not a child, not groomed. She's now my 27 year old wife and mother of my two sons.

>> No.5748789

>>5747970
Sounds to me like the kind of rationalization people use to justify being lonely and unhappy, or at least the kind of baseless attack made by someone who's definitely unhappy for some reason. She was 17 and I started dating her immediately. Not a child, not groomed. She's now my 27 year old wife and mother of my two sons.

>> No.5748793

>>5746351
Sounds like you are trying to get non-black girls only.
If thats the case, then have to say I am relieved at your disfortune, sorry.

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>>5748793
He probably goes to some school where what few black people there are try to act as white as possible. The black girls would probably try to avoid dating black guys even though that used to be how it happened in those situations that was the past and things are even MORE fucked up now. He should really flip the script and be the MOST black dude in the school then he'd draw in the rebellious girls.

>> No.5748847

>>5748789
thats some quick backpeddling there, I'm totally sure she was actually 17 and not 12

>> No.5748865

>>5748847
I think you probably just have very poor reading comprehension. It's a major problem on 4chan.

>> No.5748868

>>5748815
>Groomed a little girl
>Smug about his self-proclaimed perfect life
>Obviously a racist
>Thinks he can provide advice to people who didn't ask
>Doing this all on a board for discussing retro gaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar9insoXJo

>> No.5748873

>>5748868
I've also been blessed with the strength to speak truth to power without fear of "someone kicking my ass". Did I spoil a "feels" circlejerk? Sorry not sorry.

>> No.5748878

>>5748873
>Sorry not sorry
yikes

>> No.5748904

>>5748878
You really need to decide if you're a left wing or right wing troll. When you flip back and forth like that to attempt attacking moderate stance from whichever extreme has an argument against it just kills your credibility and makes you look like a huge hypocrite. Of course I guess the strawmanning blew you out of the water from the start.

>> No.5748926

>>5748904
??? why would I ever define my beliefs or objectives by pre-existing institutions? that's super cucky

i have my own goalposts faggot

>> No.5748952

>>5748873
why are you suck a faggot. go away and die you piece of shit.

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>>5748926
Well you're playing both extreme ends of the field. Work on a cohesive philosophy before you espouse it for fucks sake.

>>5748952
I've been on 4chan long enough that being called a faggot literally means nothing to me - especially since I'm pretty opposite the literal meaning.

Unless you're calling me a fascist I guess, which I admit being pushed closer to year after year.

>> No.5748985

>>5748968
If your life is anything like what you describe, you sure do spend a lot of time on 4chan.. Feeling compelled to use a name in the hopes people recognise you even.

Are these really the actions of a guy who has it all? The full traditional nuclear family?

>> No.5749008

>>5748968
I have my own morals and philosophy. The fact that I'm continually criticizing you is indicative of your continuous lack of integrity or virtue.

>> No.5749034

>>5748968
>Unless you're calling me a fascist I guess, which I admit being pushed closer to year after year.
>"Yeah it's no deal brah, I'm just an aspiring Nazi who married a girl who was young enough to make child pornography, I've got it all sussed out!"

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>>5748985
If you're lucky someday you will find that parenthood tends to leave one at a deficit for adult social interaction and 4chan offers a wide high concentration of it. It used to be that people here reminded me a lot of who I was when I was younger but that does seem to be changing as I suppose all things do. So, it gives me an anonymous outlet to home my stream of consciousness style writing and keep it relatable while testing the modern limits of objectionable content.

>>5749008
I can tell now that you're just that fucking Muslim back for more which in hindsight adds your hyper conservative morality and your crying racism up perfectly. You're also given away by your "my own meals and philosophy" falling directly parallel to all that that earlier unbelievably blind hypocrisy

>>5746251
>let the manipulators choose for you.
>an asshole who hates you would give you permission to exist
>>5746369
>someone (did) it to him on purpose
>>5746538
>social engineering
>>5746604
>shit someone else tells me i'm supposed to want
>>5746664
>the agenda of the million hands

When YOU ARE LIVING UNDER A FUCKING THEOCRATIC CALIPHATE

Jesus Christ you people are literally a scourge upon the earth.

>>5749034
She was 20 when I married her but no one is ever too old or too "virtuous" to be a criminal. This is why Muslims think it's okay to stab their daughters to death for having premarital sex.

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This is far and away the worst thread on /vr/.

>> No.5749061

>>5749043
>YOU ARE LIVING UNDER A FUCKING THEOCRATIC CALIPHATE
Yes! some anger! You smug bastard

>She was 20 when I married her
So then she was 17 when you fucked her?
>This is why Muslims think it's okay to stab their daughters to death for having premarital sex.
Nice whataboutism to try and distract everyone. Horrible shit happens everywhere for different reason. It doesn't exonerate you of the fact that, as an apparently seasoned dater with "hot exes" and you had enough access to women to cheat on her, you nevertheless sought out a young, impressionable, inexperienced girl for you to manipulate after suffering being cheated on. You couldn't control a woman of your own age, so you had to prey on an impressionable teenager to mould into this perfect, conservative wife you now brag about.

You make me sick anon.

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>>5749054
Yes it should have been deleted before it ever took off. There's something happening right now with our janitors, I'm interested to see what since other boards are still being moderated as usual

>>5749061
>had enough access to women to cheat on her, you nevertheless sought out a young, impressionable, inexperienced girl for you to manipulate after suffering being cheated on. You couldn't control a woman of your own age, so you had to prey on an impressionable teenager to mould into this perfect, conservative wife you now brag about.
Are you still talking about me, muhammanon? Because it reminds me of someone else.
>You make me sick anon.
The feeling is mutual only I'm not an Anon. Have some strength in your conviction.

>> No.5749081

>>5749070
> did have a hot girlfriend but she was cheating on me and I wasn't cheating on her despite having ample opportunity. I could have definitely had my dick sucked simultaneously by both her and that girl who was tripping with me when I beat PDS but I never let it get to that point because back then I thought it would undermine my relationship.
This is your quote isn't it? Does this sound like the kind of attitude towards sex, appropriate for a 17 year old? To me it smacks of a sudden distaste for women who can act on their own. How did you entice her? Did you use your adult disposable cash to impress her with gifts that are expensive for a teenager? Maybe an iPod with all the songs you claimed described the way you feel about her? You dirty fucker.

>> No.5749091

>>5749081
LOL your math skills are pretty pathetic. My wife was 7 years old when that story took place. I know Muslims marry 7 year olds but she didn't approach me (to answer your other question) until a decade later.

>> No.5749096

>>5741156
The posting quality has deteriorated severely in the past month, and instead of anons telling shitposters to fuck off, faggots like you attack the ones telling them to fuck off. You're being purposely dishonest to pretend the board state and how shitposting is treated isn't different in the summer.

>> No.5749102

>>5749096
The moderation philosophy of this board has been driving away quality posters for years. The difference in the last month isn't because of summer its because the janitors have all but vanished and it's the wild west so grab your guns and post just as hard as you fucking can while you can. Maybe we'll turn this one horse board around.

>> No.5749109

>>5749043
>I can tell now that you're just that fucking Muslim back for more which in hindsight adds your hyper conservative morality and your crying racism up perfectly. You're also given away by your "my own meals and philosophy" falling directly parallel to all that that earlier unbelievably blind hypocrisy
>65 different posters itt
might explain the "hypocrisy"

or more rather, it's amusing that you assume you're talking to one schizophrenic person when actually your character is simply universally reviled. I for one would never speak of Islam as a "race" because I'm neither a naive red or blue nor a lying insurgent.

>> No.5749116

>>5749091
I think this guy is a fucking pedophile.

>> No.5749125

>>5749091
90% chance he's a professor who fucked an underage girl while she was touring colleges

>> No.5749139

>>5749091
No maths required chief, you said 17 earlier.
>You're a Muslim!
Odd that you're still using this angle of whataboutism, it's almost like you can't bring yourself to deny any wrong doing at all. Instead you're bargaining for your self-esteem and clean conscious by reminding yourself that people have fucked younger girls.

But enough of that anyway, I'd like to know why your ex-girlfriend cheated on you if you could "definitely had my dick sucked simultaneously by both her and that girl who was tripping with me". That makes it sound like you were in control, but people in control don't get cheated on. Of course you know that, that's why you're now with someone I no doubt you have complete control over.
I think the need to brag to strangers online about how you've been able to directly control your life to make it great (and with a name on an anonymous board no less), and the fact you did get cheated on, implies the opposite. You actually had no control. The way you need to brag and also put a name on those bragging posts probably means you're also very insecure about your achievements, even for 4chan standards. Why? Maybe you feel this is all ill gotten and it hasn't washed away the fact that you got trodden by your ex on for someone who was in control, had enough pride in themselves that they were charming instead of a desperate braggart and also probably wasn't a closeted fascist.

I'm even taking control of this situation from you right now. You have a wife, maybe some kids, presumably friends and other shit to do. Yet you need to sit here and listen to this from me? Respond to me whenever I can be arsed to post?

>> No.5749140

>>5749109
It's quite possible this bizarre trope of "kafir are being dictated their society" is common among Muslims and there are just more Muslims on this site than I'd realized. How horrifying.

>>5749116
17 year olds are not children

>>5749125
Hot but I'm not nearly liberal enough to be an academic

>> No.5749147

>>5749140
What would the DA say about you having naked pictures of a 17 year old on your phone? Especially if she wasn't even your wife, because you didn't marry her for another three years.

>> No.5749152

>>5747593
Are you mad that I don't respect cooking, Gordon Ramsay?

>> No.5749162

>>5749140
Fucking pedo.

>> No.5749173

>>5749162
I mean I did the same thing but I was 20 so it's okay

>> No.5749178

>>5749139
You're not in control of this argument, dipshit. You clearly don't even know what control is. The reason she was cheating on me and that she would have shared my dick with her best friend are the same, because she's a slut. I wasn't in control because at the time I believed that she wasn't despite having had every evidence to know the reality of the situation. She has a cluster B personality disorder and is the kind of extremely liberal person who rails at the idea of anyone being in control. In fact, she's an avowed "discordian" and her life has been... complex since then. You try to bait me with her as if I don't have distance. Do you honestly think I would offer up information that would hurt me to be regurgitated at me? I don't even give enough cohesive personal information for idiots like you to draw remotely accurate conclusions though I'm probably aided by you being idiots that make foolish assumptions about people from the mere fact they post on 4chan.

I talk about that particular ex a lot because she was the most significant if the girlfriends I had during the /vr/ period and I learned a lot about the female mind from her extremely impulsive logic and behavior.

I AM about to do some family stuff and take a break from posting though. My youngest had a fever last night and so I didn't sleep well so I've been resting this morning but now my oldest wants to take a walk to find another of these weird nuts that he's convinced are "dragonfruits" so we can cut it open while it's still green (the first one he found turned brown and he thought is inside were just "dirt"). He also lost his first baby tooth yesterday so after that were going to go but something with the money the tooth fairy left him.

>>5749147
This was over 10 years ago, the camera on my phone was shitty so I rarely used it.

>> No.5749190

>>5749178
>You're not in control of this argument, dipshit.
Ahh but your demeanour is changing, you're no longer the smug cool guy on /vr/. You're flustered, angry and feeling the need to justify comments I made that I have no way of knowing is true or not.

You could have just left, which is what everyone here wants.

>> No.5749197

>>5749190
The time of the discussion is changing and I'm not angry because your comments are effecting me personally, I'm angry about the Muslim perspective and agenda. More and more people are every day, the more they see it creeping into their lives and this thread is exactly the kind of place people like me see it illustrated oh so clearly.

>> No.5749204

>>5749178
I am in control of this. And you are a fucking pedo. Now fuck off you sick piece of shit. Back to your kiddyporn and child grooming.

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>>5749178
why do you tell all this personal shit to 4chan? What's wrong with you

>> No.5749208

>>5749197
You still here?

>> No.5749210

>>5749206
Trying too hard to prove himself. Usually means it's not true tbqh.

>> No.5749221

>>5749204
You're not. You're spinning a false equivalency "bad things happen everywhere" as if my having dated a 17 and a half year old I would go on to marry is the same as boko haram kidnapping an elementary school class full of child brides. The goddamn PROPHET of your RELIGION make a literal child and you're trying to paint me as a pedophile you awful hypocrite

>>5749206
I do it to try to reach people who are like I was, too help them avoid mistakes I made and find happiness but like I said it seems Anons are no longer like I ever was.

>> No.5749224

>>5749210
My oldest has just learned to suck his own dick and my youngest is collecting her Dorito farts in a bottle. They grow up so fast.

>> No.5749226

>>5749221
Fucking pedo

>> No.5749232

>>5749221
>it seems Anons are no longer like I ever was.
I don't think any other anons ever were, you got cucked so you groomed a 17 year old girl and started raging about Muslims and personality disorders (ironic) for some reason.

>> No.5749234

>>5749221
"it seems Anons are no longer like I ever was." Yea, ur right. Nobody on here is a pedophile like you. There might be a bunch of idiots on here but they don't fuck children.

>> No.5749238

>>5749197

just shoot up a synagogue already man, but remember, your christian bullshit is cancer too.

>> No.5749242

>>5749238
There's skin cancer and there's brain cancer. Not all cancer is equally bad.

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>>5740895

>No one talking about hot af Asuka's massive retro videogame collection

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>>5749221
>and a half
Oh yeah that counts.

>> No.5749251

>>5749242
Suffice to say though, you'd probably rather no cancer at all.

>> No.5749263

>>5743679
Is Mega Drive supposed to be some obscure console?

>> No.5749264

>>5749251
I'd prefer no pedos on this board. That is what I would prefer.

>> No.5749268

>>5749264
Well I think we might have actually finally gotten him to fuck off. Honestly, why doesn't he just take it to /pol/ or /r9k/? They love bitter pedos.

>> No.5749272

>>5749232
>>5749234
>>5749247
>>5749264
>no one on 4chan would fuck a 17 year old
doubt.jpg

>>5749238
I'll just vote for Trump again.

>> No.5749290

>>5749268
LOL I'm not bitter. I just like retro video games and giving advice on women though at this point I'm just contributing to a containment thread.

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>>5749272
>I'll just vote for Trump again.
Is it because you have similar taste in girls?

>> No.5749308

>>5749290
No, you just spend your entire time comparing your underage relationship with those of countries literally still living in the middle ages.

I think you'd actually really fit in a fundamentalist Muslim society because no one cares if you shag kids, they're all also petrified of their wives having infidelities and they also believe a healthy relationship is about state mandated control by the husband.

>> No.5749339

>>5749308
Name a single place with an actual child rape problem that isn't directly associated with a Muslim community. Saudia Arabia, the literal most advanced Muslim nation in the world just raised the marriage age to 15 earlier this year.

These polarized opinions like that either people are child fucking pedophiles OR that women only become adults capable of rational thought on exactly their 18th birthday is exactly why there's such fertile territory in being a moderate.

>> No.5749341

>>5749339
>Name a single place with an actual child rape problem
Well what state are you from? Because her parents didn't immediately report you for commuting statutory rape against their daughter. I'd say things have gotta be pretty bad there.

>> No.5749363

>>5749246
This is way more interesting than anything else going on in the thread honestly, I'm not even sure why I left this tab open.

>> No.5749371

>>5749363
I'm not sure why it is even still alive. Aren't there any janitors on this board?

>> No.5749379

>>5749341
The age of consent in practically every US state is 16. Surprise!

>> No.5749386

>>5749379
>The age of consent in practically every US state is 16
Okay, but not your state? Why didn't you just answer the question? Every response you've given today always sounds like you're guilty.

>> No.5749393

>>5749246
Example?

>> No.5749402

/v/-tier thread.

>> No.5749404

>>5749386
If you were a committed troll you'd know what state I'm from and yes its age of consent is 16.

>> No.5749406

>>5749402
/v/? Try fucking /b/-tier

>> No.5749424

>>5749406
>implying there's a significant difference

>> No.5749425

Can someone come and ban this pedo scum already? This has been open far too long.
It's very likely this "chad" (pedo) is just lying out of his ass in the misguided hope 4channers will respect him for scoring an underage waifu, but in reality it's just creepy and cringy. Ban him already so he gets the lesson that we don't idolize kid groomers.

>> No.5749431

>>5749424
There is on /vr/, you're /b/ tier.

>> No.5749432

>>5749425
I'm already banned

>> No.5749435

>>5749432
Not enough, I see.

>> No.5749447

>>5749435
As much as it's possible to be. Want to know what for? "off topic posting" lolol

>> No.5749460

>>5749447
Because you are an attention whore that is anathema to this board's whole function. You are just the older version of an edgy kid making up stories about being the most badass of his class.
That your chosen story happens to involve underage grooming doesn't fill me with confidence about your future behavior. Not even the Paulaposter is this offensive.

>> No.5749464

>>5749447
>I AM about to do some family stuff and take a break from posting though.
My arse, you pathetic fucking liar.

>> No.5749470

>>5749404
I'm not a troll, it's pretty sad that you think I am. Get help mate.

>> No.5749517

>>5749464
I'm doin it right now why do you think my posts are so sporadic and brief lol

>>5749460
I spent four years contributing constantly to this board until it got REALLY bad at which point I started tripping to try to reverse the damage I saw being done, for nearly two years at which point I got banned so now I'm just being myself because I'm obstinate Iike.

But you want to know what I really got banned for? For calling out thing I've come to realize the problem with this board actually is, dirty poor shit eating Europeans which it shouldn't surprise me that I'm seeing in this thread are also largely Muslims and Muslim sympathizers. More and more my mental image of who I'm talking to when I write here is changing into something I have more and more difficulty wanting to even speak to, let alone wanting to help when the political situation you've created for yourselves touches off.

>> No.5749553

>>5749517
What the fuck is wrong with your ego? "Constantly contributing to this board"? "Reverse the damage"? You came here with the wrong mindset, dude. You think this is twitter or something?
This board might be full of shitters but it's still one of the best sources of info for random old games if you ignore the trolls and shitposters, the trees aren't letting you see the forest because you somehow got the idea that you had to "make a difference". But that's on you, and you alone.

And now what is this tirade about muslims?
Dude we don't give a fuck, talk about old games or get the fuck out. Isn't /pol/ the board for that kinda shit? Then go there. Or you got yourself banned there and are shitting other boards for "revenge" or "reversing the damage" or something?
Either way, we don't care. Kindly get out or stick to the board's theme, it's not that fucking difficult.

If the mods aren't banning you right now is probably because they are enjoying the entire day of sperging you have been delivering, making an absolute fool of yourself while believing you are: A) "delivering wisdom" or B) "oh my god they totally are believing my story haha".
Stop. You aren't achieving what you think you are achieving here. This is the thread equivalent of people trolling the Sonichu guy. You ARE the "damage" you want to "reverse".

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>> No.5749574

>>5749553
>wasting this much effort in braindead tripfag retards like babbage's something-or-other, I forgot the name already jeez

>> No.5749580

>>5749553
>And now what is this tirade about muslims?
not him but read the quran, you have no idea m8

>> No.5749585

>>5749556
I can fap to this image

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Real shame what happened with Anno Haruna and also that all the videos with her was taken down. I really enjoyed the game room tour and the one where she fixed a Game & Watch was cute.

>> No.5749610

>>5749553
>This board might be full of shitters but it's still one of the best sources of info for random old games
As if it needed to be any clearer you were a newcomer. 4chan et all became a tiny shitty version of Reddit when Moot started polishing the turd up for sale but infinite's /vr/ was too slow so I did my best to gatekeep but it's just fucking impossible. I'm sure that all the old quality posters have just gone to reddit which is what I'll no doubt end up doing myself sooner or later. I've always liked the frankness that anonymity fosters but the moderation direction has just literally made it intolerable for quite some time.

Right now though for some reason there is no janitorial presence. They would have been all over me days ago if they were here or at least if the old ones were here.

>stick to the board's theme
I would LOVE to, while making some Abe Simpson style anecdotal asides. That's how it used to be but now there are threads like THIS one. How the hell can you come into a thread like this bullshit thread and tell ME to stay on topic?

The damage is fucking done and is not going to be undone. 4chan has made it clear that my efforts were pointless. Now I'm just dancing on its grave.

>> No.5749638

>>5749610
Because you nerd are inflating the topic's numbers so much it makes it look like something interesting is going on. Also you show up every time in the not-catalog view because you feel entitled to having the last word.

If you want to take the wise man role, act like one. That is a position you earn, just saying you are one doesn't make you one. If you have such a short fuse that a few trolls throw you off course that means you are not wise. If you keep coming here despite your apparent hated, you aren't wise. So you got no authority to act like the old vidya wise man, it's that simple.

>> No.5749675

>>5749610
You are nobody. And nobody gives a shit about you. Sick pedo fuck.

>> No.5749680

>>5749638
he's roleplaying and he's sweet as an angel irl

>> No.5749693

>>5749680
stfu u piece of shit

>> No.5749706

>>5749638
Nah, I'm done with trying to be anything or accomplish anything. At this point as I've said numerous times I'm just posting whatever the fuck I want. If you don't like it YOU get the fuck out because you're not going to stop me. Better men than you have tried and failed.

>>5749675
>the absolute state of hateposting in 2019
you are going to die in a war of your own making on your own doorstep

>> No.5749710

>>5749706
>Better men than you have tried and failed.
This is a message board for nerds who are you trying to impress, oh my god.

>> No.5749714

>>5749710
Have some fucking pride, pathetic nothing.

>> No.5749716

>>5749714
You are the one with too much pride, unfortunately.

>> No.5749723

>>5749693
lmao get trolled

>> No.5749725

>>5749716
Whether or not that's the case, you should still have some. Why would I feel insulted by someone who thinks so little of their very self?

>> No.5749730

>>5749706
>you're not going to stop me
Might be true. You've been banned many times but keep evading. It really does prove peoples point about you having no life.

>> No.5749731

>>5749725
You are the one with like 90% of a 289 post thread making fun of you, you tell me.

>> No.5749738

>>5749731
I wouldn't

>> No.5749757

>>5749738
You = nothing, nobody, unimportant, pathetic, meaningless.

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>>5741132
>Don't keep games you hate for sentimental value or nostalgia, drop everything you don't like

But that would completely wipe out my Spectrum collection.

>> No.5749804

>>5749757
Again, this is a nothing meaningless shit posting attempt at attacking me based on the assumption that namefagging on a C tier board on a D tier website is some kind of attempt at validation.

Let me tell you something about what's happening in this thread, you actual loser. This sad offtopic thread is funneling lonely hopeless fucks like you into it and I thought you might like to not feel so hopeless but instead you'd rather "make fun" of me for having a loving, functional family because started dating my wife when she was very slightly younger than what's considered completely normal so the reason you're lonely and miserable isn't because you're afraid to take the slightest risk of someone hurting your little feelings, someone calling you some name, punching you in the face. No its because you have higher standards, better morals, more pride. So maybe you're going to die alone with no one to live and remember you, nothing to carry on your beliefs, traditions and blood which you don't seem to have any pride in anyway but hey at least you're not a "pedo". May it keep you warm as you lay on that hospital bed someday.

>> No.5749810

Sucks to be you, OP.

>> No.5749838

>>5749804
You are nothing.

>> No.5749839

>>5749804
A pathetic nobody.

>> No.5749846

>>5749838
>>5749839
Has anyone anywhere in the poetry of the two worlds ever seen such complete idiocy? These ‘Ahs’ and ‘Ohs,’ this want of comprehension of the simplest remarks, this repetition four or five times of the same imbecile expressions, gives the truest conceivable clinical picture of incurable cretinism.

>> No.5749954

>>5749846
You are nobody. Your thoughts and feelings do not matter to anyone.

>> No.5749972

>>5749804
nigga you literally called him a nothing first and can't deal when it comes back at ya this is too much cognitive dissonance

>> No.5749987

>>5749972
I am infinitely secure that I am loved. This impotent line of attack merely betrays his (your) own fears and self-doubt.

>> No.5749989

>>5741132
>Do NOT try to lively up your collection with useless shit like that
The collection itself is useless shit. Same thing with any collection. As long as you don't allow it to own and dominate you it's okay but don't pretend you are being more savvy by only collecting games.

>> No.5750057

>>5749804
>assumption
It's a fact kiddo. You're a desperate attention whore. It's epic irony that you spend you're entire waking "life" LARPing about how great your life is. If you even had an underage mail order bride she'd be banging Jerome while you're shitposting in the basement.

>> No.5750104

>>5750057
Is a part time job at most, mainly more of an idle time filler. This thread has more of my attention than any in months mainly just because it's making me hate what my board has become.

>> No.5750147

>>5749517
>contributing
How are you contributing positively when you're disobeying the most fundamental societal norm of the site? (namefagging instead of being anonymous)

>> No.5750150

>>5750147
I was anonymous for the first four years, then I started tripping. I thought that was obvious from the post but I always overestimate people 's reading comprehension.

>> No.5750151

>>5740895
Girlfriend loves all of the old Mario entries. We also try a lot of various games on the retro pi, there isn't a whole lot she enjoys, but I'll take what I can get. If she only wants to play Castle of Illusion or Super Mario World with me than I'm happy.

>> No.5750190

>>5750150
People who contribute good things anonymously for years don't try to take credit for it later while namefagging. You are such a desperate asshole.

>> No.5750205

>>5750190
They don't huh? You sure about that, Hoss?

>> No.5750292

>>5750205
Jesus man, I'm frankly puzzled. isn't it abundantly clear already that nobody wants you around? Why would you do this to yourself? Do you derive enjoyment from being hated?
It is exactly as you say, no anon can expel you from here. But... why stay? Just to prove a ridiculously tiny point? Is it just to show us that "Neener neener, no one can tell me what to do"? That's so weird, man. You're not demonstrating any kind of strength, anybody can do what you're doing. Annoying people here is no feat.
You constantly tell this board you're immensely loved, and I (personally) believe you. Why not go to them? Can't you tell nobody wants you here?

>> No.5750339

>>5749804
You're a divorced overweight balding weekend dad who regularly gets drunk and shitposts on his days off because you have literally nothing going for your sorry ass anymore. This board IS shit these days, bit mostly because of rampant shitposters dragging /pol/ garbage fires and culture wars into every fucking topic like typical /v/ermin, an issue you actively contribute to.

>> No.5750395

>>5750104
>It's a part time job
Christ, how sad..

>> No.5750486

>>5750104
This board was better than it has been in a few summers. Until you started shitposting again.

>> No.5750571

>>5749221
I have kids and you're a weird fucking moron. What the fuck is wrong with you? Also none of your personal problems or any other bullshit has anything to do with video games. Join a discord or see a therapist if you want to vent.

>> No.5750917

>>5750292
No one wants me in this awful thread because I initially disturbed the pity party and now I'm attracting the hateful as well. This is a containment thread at this point.

>>5750339
I'm not divorced lol and you're going to also have to excuse me for not tolerating my nation that I love almost as much as my family being constantly shit on and getting angry when the moderation clearly agrees with it

>>5750395
Remember when people used to think shit posters made money for sliding boards or promoting things like 8bitdo controllers? Now people rile about shills and don't even know what it means.

>>5750486
You don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I've been posting regularly again since about March or April and it was because I was seeing multiple people in my occasional browsing of the archive who were asking for me to come back.

>>5750571
Islam is everyone's problem.

>> No.5751036

>>5750917
Yeah but you said you actually consider this a part time job, that you do for free. That's pretty pathetic, I don't think you're in a position to give anyone advice.

>> No.5751051

>>5751036
Reading comprehension.

>> No.5751094

>>5750917
Islams got nothing on you when it comes to being literally batshit crazy and and delusional. And a pedo rapist and all that.

>> No.5751098

>>5751094
Hey now he's not a rapist.
He's a groomer, he took his time.

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>>5751094

>> No.5751170

>>5751051
>Is a part time job at most
Your words, yes?

>> No.5751171

>>5751149
Show us that great mind then. I've slept two nights since this thread started and you are still at it.

>> No.5751186

>>5751171
He has the madness part down, so far his great ideas are:
>It's okay to fuck 17 year olds when you're nearly 30, because I'm not a muslim
>Muslims are the most important topic for /vr/ lurkers
>If anons want to be happy, then they need to grab themselves a virgin by any means necessary
>I could have totally got my hot ex-girlfriend who cheated on me to double team on sucking my cock with some girl I was doing drugs with
>No one wants me here, that means it's enjoyable for me! Try harder losers

>> No.5751191

>>5751170
>>5751171
Well for one thing I use and understand hyperbole - oh, and I also can read timestamps. I wouldn't personally consider these great but you've proven obviously far from capable of understanding the higher levels so I guess I need to mention the simple things that are only slightly over your head even if it does just feel like I'm calling you stupid.

>> No.5751196

>>5751191
You are just enjoying the attention a lot, aren't you?

>> No.5751207

>>5751196
I think he doesn't get much IRL, his 27y/o wife is probably bored of her 40-something captor and his habit of spending his entire time wailing at that "for chan" thing.

>> No.5751215

>>5751186
Pretty accurate yeah, number 4 isn't really an idea it's just an anecdote. It's okay for anyone to fuck 17 year olds in the vast majority of the world. If you're going to fuck an innocent and sincere person your intentions should be pure and sincere as well, regardless of anyone's age it's just easier to find innocent and sincere girls the younger they are. Muslims are an important topic for everyone, I'm just harping on it a lot in this thread because this is the first time it's really occurring to me that a lot of the Anons on /vr/ are actually not only Europeans but fucking Muslims.

>> No.5751219

>Business idea: We all talk about the namefag, but just never talk to him.
I think his whole life as he has described it, is a lie.

>> No.5751228

>>5751219
Most likely. Dude's still annoying as fuck.
He thinks that replying to every message makes him look tough and wise but it's the standard reaction of the lolcow.
He doesn't realize he's a circus attraction being prodded to see what insane thing he says next.

>> No.5751230

>>5751215
>Anons on /vr/ are actually not only Europeans but fucking Muslims.
If you genuinely believe people are only disagreeing with you because they're "Muslims" as they exist in your mind (a group of people united by ideology that is against your own, rather than random individuals who think you're a cunt), you realise that's a pretty strong sign of Schizophrenia..?

>> No.5751236

>>5751219
Okay stating from now
>>5751228
Yeah based on his other seemingly schizo tendencies, he probably believes he has the support of the non-existent mods (and therefore probably a lot of other silent lurkers) for not banning his ass already.

>> No.5751238

>>5751230
Next thing we know, he's working on his own OS. Like TempleOS but with more underage sex.

>> No.5751251

>>5740895
My wife collects Barbie dolls, we're both weirdos in different ways.

She'll casually play games with me sometimes as well. She doesn't care if it's on the SNES or Switch

>> No.5751256

>>5751238
Oh definitely, his need to vomit out advice that seems to be wise only to himself means he'd probably love to be a cult leader.

Probably re-write his own story to say he shagged a 17 year old because it was good for his health, and so it shall be, namefag will have a teenaged virgin every week, yey.

>> No.5751262

>>5751251
Well that's pretty cool, I think a marriage where people are that open about their "weirdness" is pretty rare actually. Their hobbies come out in the open during mid-life crises when they're bored of trying to pretend to be normal to their spouses anyway. Model trainsets, biker fantasies and the like.

>> No.5751263

>>5751207
Nah she's very very attached to me. She's "brainwashed" remember? Must be that Stockholm syndrome amirite? The whole family is just going through recovery from a summer cold right now so we're spending more down time and not sleeping so well, especially the baby which by extension means me as well.

>>5751219
LOL good luck with that. You dumbshits are boring as hell there's no way you could actually stand to have real conversations with one another. Trying might be a good way to kill this thread but in all likelihood it'll just continue attracting sad boys before it falls off and if you're not here to keep them from listening to me they might actually get on a path to happiness! You can't have that now can you?

>>5751230
There are certainly perceivable trends in the posting flavor combined with a SHOCKING failure to condemn the outright Islamic sentiment expressed the other day

>>5751236
It's like you either don't read what I'm saying or are only capable of gasping things at the level of a ten year old. THE MODS ARE MIA - or at least the janitors I'm familiar with. So I'm gleefully acting out in this thread as a certain measure of meta far far beyond you.

>>5751256
Who says I'm not already a cult leader?

>> No.5751265
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Check out all the (You)s I got anons! Haha score one for the caliphate!

>> No.5751270

What is better though, having a gf who already likes retro games? Or a gf open-minded enough that you can introduce her to retro games?

>> No.5751291

>>5751270
That's a good question, Anon. People seem to want to find "the perfect girl" who already likes all the things they like but the reality is that girls who like "guy things" were brought into them by a guy. In the BEST of scenarios it was by her father or other male family members and even if it's only that you still have "competition" within something that would be best to be all about you, though you might be able to get along well with her family depending on your personality.

The far more troubling implication of girls who are into "guy stuff" is when they strongly associate it with an ex so you're always going to be compared to someone - and in either case, girls often continue being active in "guy stuff" because of the male attention they get which is really a gateway to full on slutty behavior. Not that I'm slut shaming but you don't want a slutty girlfriend trust me.

>> No.5751294

Anybody else have an opinion? >>5751270

>> No.5751304

>>5751270
I prefer a girl who will think video games are a child's thing, but still feels attracted to me because of my looks and big veiny cock, so she will hate-love me, accepting my childish immature hobbies because I just drive her crazy sexually. Best kind of relationship if you ask me tobedesu.

>> No.5751309

You're not fooling anyone.

>> No.5751498

>>5750104
*my board* lol you arent even a part oft his board you pathetic fuck. nobody gives 2 shits about your existence other than wanting you to shut the fuck up or kill yourself.

>> No.5751516

>>5751291
This dumb motherfucker knows jack shit about women. The only thing you know about women is how to rape little girls. You are a piece of shit and nobody would care if you were found dead in a gutter tomorrow. Fuck you.

>> No.5751518

>>5751516
This. He's literally that loser in high school that was all edgy into Korn and slipknot and dated girls in junior high

>> No.5751521
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>>5751304
I like a girl that pretends to fawn over my three inch cock while cynically putting up with my video game hobby in hopes that one day the high cholesterol will take me so she can sell my game collection for an easy 400k while being unaware that the collection was amassed almost exclusively through debt to which she is now victim to.

>> No.5751530

>>5743696
>>5740904
It's called Normalfag.

>> No.5751535

>video game threads - 14 replies
>tfw no gf - 300+ replies
We did it /v/!

>> No.5751616

>>5751498
>>5751516
>>5751518
At this point I'll just respond by repeating the facts that this is because when I decided to date seriously with the real goal of marriage I chose a 17 year old virgin church girl.

It worked out great, I still whole heartedly endorse it. It would have been easier if she had been 18 day-sue but we work with the opportunities that present themselves to us.

>>5751535
C'mon, sit a spell. Ride this thread straight to hell if it'll keep you out of the other threads.

>> No.5752092
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>>5740956
>Cooking? Don't care. And anyone with above 80 IQ can follow a recipe.

No.
Cooking takes a fucking skill and talent that most of you talentless fucks don't understand. I dare you to go to /ck/ and post some of the shit you cook there and watch how you get fucking roasted.
Cooking isn't just "following a recipe" it is perfecting it. If you only follow a recipe you are a fucking shitty cook. If you can't cook al dente you are a fucking disgrace. If you can't experiment with various types of styles and flavours then you can't dare call yourself a good let alone a "decent" cook. Shut the fuck up, and go to the kitchen and train yourself to make something more than just wet overcooked pasta with sauce added on the top because you're too much of a retard to not cook the pasta WITH the sauce and too much of an unskilled fuck to not know how to cook al dente.
You know why I hate faggots like you? Because you faggots run restaurants nowadays and cook fucking garbage because you simply "follow the recipe" fuck you asshole. My tongue has been fucking attacked by your vicious fucking two dollar fucking meal that you are making me pay for 20 or more. Fuck you asshole. Fuck you. Just simply fuck you. I bet you're one of those sophisticated michellin star type faggots that likes the food to look all "neat" and "organised" instead of taking good. Fuck you, you faggots are ruining restaurant across the world. Go fuck yourself shove a fucking raw pizza up your ass you fucking disgrace of a fucking cook.

>> No.5752369

>>5749263
Not really, but IF a girl has any interest in retro games it's usually Nintendo.

>> No.5752376
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I can't talk to pretty girls anyway

>> No.5752404

>>5751149
>great mind
cringe

>> No.5752634

>>5752404
Cancel your run

>> No.5752656

don't shoot me down

>> No.5752725

>>5752376
So talk to ugly ones until you can do it without thinking about it then don't think about it when you do it with the pretty ones.

>> No.5752734

>>5752725
>my child bride is ugly
shocker

>> No.5752759

>>5752734
It's as if your mind is incapable of grasping even the most basic processes and concepts of dating for you to draw these conclusions.

>> No.5752917

>>5752759
>it's as if you pissed off a pedo
shocker

>> No.5753189
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5753189

why are there so many tripfags, anyway? It was not like this the last time I checked /vr/

>> No.5753193

>>5752759
Grandfather, remember that a random incel on an ethiopian basket weaving image board doesn't understand the finer points of breeding like we do.

>> No.5753297

>>5753189
Attention whoring. This thread is basically an "old man LARPer" being the happiest he's been in months.

>> No.5753316

The old fart namefag and the angry virgin anon have got to be the 2 most pathetic motherfuckers on this board. Dial the autism back fellas. Just let it go. Walk away. Breathe.

>> No.5754093

I am married to a Japanese woman.

don't fall for the cute Japanese gf meme baits....

>> No.5754097

>>5754093
>Imagine marrying someone because of a stereotype
You brought it on yourself.

>> No.5754108

>>5754097


where do you read that part?

I said don't fall for those memes. not I married because I believe those...

besides I am married since 2008 - most of that stuff did not even exist back then.


Japanese women are like women everywhere else - with good parts and bad parts...


I do remember though an american guy when I was living in Japan who was utterly crushed because glorious Nippon was not like in Ranma 1/2

>> No.5754117

>>5754108
Your message kind of implied that the cute gf meme was the only reason to marry a Japanese woman.

>> No.5754125

>>5754117


ah sorry not what I meant.


but whenever I see these cute asian girls holding upsome retro game or device I wonder how many here start thinking that must be the real deal.
I know some Japanese guys on Twitter who actually dated those kind of girls. most of those cutesy girls turned out to be lunatics...

>> No.5754126

>>5754093
Chances are you're just too beta to handle any woman, but you thought a Japanese one would be extra meek and easy to deal with.
On the bright side, if she was white, she would have left a long time ago

>> No.5754130

>>5754126


appearantly you too misunderstood my post...

>> No.5754148

>>5754130
Reading comprehension, Bro. I'm telling you. These incels are fucking idiots.

>> No.5754168

>>5754130
>>5754148
Ok retard so why'd you say not to marry a Japanese woman
Dickhead

>> No.5754176

>>5754168
...but I didn't


I said don't believe those memes telling you that all Japanese girls/women are cutesy, kawaii kawaii and will love your retro games.


they're women like anywhere else on the planet...

>> No.5754185

>>5754148
You can't argue "reading comprehension" when that anon makes wildly ambiguous comments, people aren't retards for not being fucking mind readers.

If anyone needs to sort out their comprehension of the English language, it should be anons who think nuance is the same as just ignoring the need for descriptive prose to make a point.

>> No.5754194

>>5754185


then here in a better and clearer way...


Don't believe that Japan is full of kawaii girls awaiting you and your retro games.


most of them are normal women like everywhere else...

>> No.5754202

>>5754176
But that's not the subject of the thread is it? It's just a coincidence that the image had a Japanese woman in it.

>> No.5754205

>>5754202


ok...my bad.

that I have to admit.

>> No.5754207

>>5754194
Wow thank you for actually making a point. But what the fuck are you talking about? The OP doesn't mention Japanese women, he talks about a "retro gf".

>> No.5754212

>>5754207


see

>>5754205

>> No.5754628

>>5754093
Your anime pillow isn't a woman and anime pillow marriage isn't a thing