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5733237 No.5733237 [Reply] [Original]

what are the best hentai games on the saturn for a non japanese speaker? Like what games will give me the most action and the most tits??

>> No.5733248

Mortal Kombat Gold

>> No.5733264

It needs to be said - lol EOPs.

>> No.5733268

>>5733264
okay even if I could read japanese I dont want a fucking dating sim, I want a game where I play action levels and get rewarded with tits.

>> No.5733296

>>5733268
Then learn Japanese instead of wasting more time.

>> No.5733302

>>5733296
im starting a family I dont have time for that shit, learning japanese takes time away from playing games and any game I need to know japanese to play isnt worth playing

>> No.5733305

>>5733302
You have no clue. You learn Japanese by playing games.

>> No.5733309

>>5733305
way too many little symbols to remember

>> No.5733312

>>5733309
Are you brain damaged?

>> No.5733320

>>5733312
probably, come on man i just wanna see some cartoon boobies :(

>> No.5733489

There are too many things wrong here

>> No.5733551
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5733551

>weebs can't pull their heads out of their asses for two minutes to tell OP the exact game he's looking for
Its because you guys still haven't picked up "your" copy yet and you don't want it inflating any more than it already has right? Pathetic

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5733678

>>5733551
Saturn version of Steam Heart's is censored. PC98 is the true hentai experience.

>> No.5733682

>>5733678
Yeah but OP asked for Saturn games

>> No.5733690

>>5733682
>paying for censored hentai
What a waste

>> No.5733695

>>5733690
I'm sure he's looking for a whole experience. All the uncensored hentai any functioning person could possibly want is already available for free online.

>> No.5733804

>>5733690
Trade-off graphics for erotic moaning. PC-98 is voiceless.

>> No.5734108

>>5733551
But he's to stupid to understand Japanese. He can't really appreciate the game.

>> No.5734193

Really gois, stop looking for retro hantai and proceed to flash platform. Content is way richier there.

>> No.5734804

gonna bump because i have a modded saturn so i can just pirate lol
any uncensored games? homebrew/
>>5734193
?

>> No.5734814

>>5734804
>>>/f/

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5734861

>>5733248

>> No.5735029

>>5734193
im more concerned about the novelty of cartoon boobies on my game system than I am actually looking at hentai

>> No.5735034

>>5733695
I have a pc engine i could just get steam hearts on there. Im not really after hentai, I just wanted some games I could play for a couple minutes with some cartoon tits just for novelty really

>> No.5735059

>>5733237
I don't understand why you'd seek out specifically-retro hentai games.

>> No.5735084

>>5735059
novelty dude, I dont actually give a shit about hentai I have a wife

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5735092

>>5734108
>to stupid

>> No.5735097

>>5735029
this guy gets it

There are lot of porny mahjong games. But most games with tits need jpn lang skills. or a bunch of those idol video things ( are they actually games tho?)

>> No.5735109 [DELETED] 

>>5735084
>novelty dude, I dont actually give a shit about hentai I have a wife

WARNING: This is how it starts. It starts innocently enough, just some laughs or a game to show friends for laughs. Next thing you know you'll be on /b/ salivating for traps. Avoid these games at all cost if you value being a semi productive member of society. Also if you're white put a baby in your wife's belly.

>> No.5735112

>>5735084
>having a wife means no porn anymore
Do you think anyone will really believe that?

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5735210

>>5735109
yes shes 3 months pregnant and no hentai doesnt do anything for me used to when I was a super horny teenager now I just find it funny. hence why I am also looking for something that has a bit of gameplay to it

>>5735112
if I just wanted porn I would go get some porn do you people not understand the novelty of having some lulzy 90s hentai on your games console?

>> No.5735215

>>5735210
>just for laughs haha

>> No.5735217

>>5735109
He's going to be found in the trap house

>> No.5735218

>>5733302
>im starting a family I dont have time for that shit,
>i just need some anime titties real bad because it's the only way I can bring myself to climax with a human so I can spread my broken genes into the future!

>> No.5735234
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5735234

>>5735218
if I needed anime titties that bad I could search the images, thats why I want a funny game you really missed with that one buddy. the chicks im posting are from a saturn game called haunted casino and you can find the lewds online easy enough. I seriously dont understand how you retards cant wrap your head around this, not everyone are depraved degenerates like yourself

>> No.5735238

>>5735234
I was just ribbing you man, you gotta admit complaining that you don't have time to learn Japanese because you're too busy making a family, but you still need those cartoon boobs is pretty funny.

>> No.5735246

>>5735238
yeah i saw the irony in it after haha, I mostly like buying weird shit on saturn and I wont have as much disposable income in a few months of course

>> No.5735257

>>5735210
Of yu want novelty of ancient hentai yu must go PC88
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4KahtRJTig

>> No.5735273

>>5735246
You remind me a little of one of my old friends. A great guy, but got married to a woman who I think he basically never has sex with since having their kid (who's 12 now) and every time I see him he wants to show me whatever eichii game or anime he's into. It's a little sad, bit a complicated situation.

>> No.5735506

>>5735210

idk if you're here but Night Slave is a decent mech-walking-shucmjup game and supposedly titties

>> No.5735514 [DELETED] 

OP are you sure you're not just a tranny that regrets xir's actions?

>> No.5735852

>>5735210
The game you keep posting images from, Haunted Casino, do you already have that?
It's a collection of parlor games like poker and may be simpler to play than mahjong if you don't know mahjong rules.

>> No.5735880

>>5735852
no i dont actually i saw it on ebay recently and it sparked my interest and I know saturn has other games like that

>>5735257
the music is great and that name is hilarious I was more looking for saturn games to add to my collection thanks for showing me that though

>>5735273
uhhhh thanks?

>>5735514
hell no I love being a dude, I just wanted to check out some hentai games cause I think it would be funny to own officially licensed pornography on my sega machine but i want something with gameplay too even if its just a tetris clone or some shit like that

>> No.5736281

>>5733268
>>5733302
Duolingo is free, and it takes up as little as 5 minutes a day.

>> No.5736330

>>5736281
Yes, 5 minutes everyday over the course of months and months if not years if you actually want to read a book.

>> No.5736353

>>5735880
>no i dont actually i saw it on ebay recently and it sparked my interest and I know saturn has other games like that
I own it and its not that great. Its mostly a bunch of casino minigames, as the title implies. You can watch the full thing censored here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XZnpt2rLBg
Nothing special now but sure wish I had it when I was a teen.

>> No.5736357

>>5736330
30-60 minutes for a couple of weeks is more practical.