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What are the best retro Mario-likes?

>> No.5695236

plumber runners

>> No.5695256

mediocre pedro siblings

>> No.5695257

Doki Doki Panic

>> No.5696046

Kid Chameleon

>> No.5696224

Aldo's Adventure

>> No.5696228

blue shootman

>> No.5696847

Jesus Christ why is brit art so awfull?

>> No.5696854
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5696854

can we have some love for the DOS Mariovanias?

>> No.5698434

>>5695226
>Western female design

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>>5696847
What's it like to be retarded? No Burger dev would ever release a game with box art so graphically violent. By the way, comic book artists routinely did art for Bong games, and we've some of the best, if not THE best, in the world. Again, how does it feel to be retarded?

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>>5696847
What's it like to be retarded? No Burger dev would ever release a game with box art so graphically violent. By the way, comic book artists routinely did art for Bong games, and we've some of the best, if not THE best, in the world. Again, how does it feel to be retarded?

>> No.5698904

>>5695226
It was a really weird game, not very good, and I don't understand why it's cited as one of Chris Huelsbeck's best works, because it's really phoned in and he has tons of way better music.

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>>5696847
>>5696847
What's it like to be retarded? No Burger dev would ever release a game with box art so graphically violent. By the way, comic book artists routinely did art for Bong games, and we've some of the best, if not THE best, in the world. Again, what is it like to be retarded?

>> No.5698909
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>>5696847
What's it like to be retarded? No Burger dev would ever release a game with box art so graphically violent. By the way, comic book artists routinely did art for Bong games, and we've some of the best, if not THE best, in the world. Again, what is it like to be so fucking retarded?

>> No.5698958

>>5695226
Typical british trans on the cover. Is this the first queercore game?

>> No.5698963

>>5695226
Giana Sisters is awesome. 30th Anniversary Edition is coming this september with new levels. It will be awesome, trust me.

>> No.5698967

Another good Mario clone is New Super Marisa Land (Touhou game), but it's not retro technically, just in style.

>> No.5699013

>>5698958
>Typical british trans

Zoomer spasticity. They're punks, dimwit.

>Is this the first queercore game?

They're also sisters (inb4 incest; that's your thing, Cletus). Learn to read, idiot.

>> No.5699234

>>5698963
>trust me

Are you Gianna?

>> No.5699243

>>5695226
>these are 10/10s in britbong land

>> No.5699568

>>5698909
The quality of cover art on American games back then could widely vary depending on how much the publisher was willing to spend on artists. There wasn't a solid artistic tradition to draw upon like in Japan where skilled manga artists were a dime a dozen.

>> No.5700169

>>5699243
We have some of the most well-known supermodels, adult movie stars, and mainstream Hollywood stars. What the fuck are you talking about, you spastic?

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>>5700169
>>5699013
>>5698909

t. butthurt britbong samefag
oy mate eat your pudding and bloody porridge and go play speecy while fantasizing about good 'ol empire actually having any relevant part in retro gaming history

>> No.5700878

>>5700181
>t. butthurt (B)ritbong samefag
o(i) mate(,) eat your pudding and bloody porridge(,) and go play (S)pe(c)cy while fantasizing about good ol(') empire actually having any relevant part in retro gaming history(.)

Another retarded sack of shit. Bong developers sold the PS1 to the world. Look it up. You know nothing, zoomer bitch.

>> No.5700887

>>5700878
But the best games on the Playstation X were made by Japs...

>> No.5701313

>>5699013
>implying trans punks don't exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1SMH2KVz-E

>> No.5701819

>>5696847
>Jesus Christ why is brit art so awfull?
Great Giana Sisters and Bad Cat are German games.

>> No.5701959

>>5695226
The graphics in the Amiga version look awful because they made the C64 version first and then ported that. Thank god for the recent deluxe release.

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>>5695226
This was the actual original covert art though, your is some kinda crappy rerelease

>> No.5702964

>>5700878
>correcting someone else's interpunction and grammar on 4chan
holy absolute fucking shit you must have a gold reddit account, I know it

>> No.5703341

>>5696854
>Mariovania
I know it's a meme, but didn't some dude make a game that puts Mario inside an Igavania?

>> No.5703496

The game is about a quarter of what SMB is for content. I will grant that it's programmed much more cleanly and free of bugs.

>> No.5704219
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5704219

I liked Giana's later redesign

>> No.5704249

>>5701313
shut the fuck up and go away

>> No.5705641

>>5701313
based

>> No.5705658

>>5700887
It wasn't Solid Snake's face that adorned the cover of every magazine, back in the day. That was Lara Croft. The bitch was everywhere. The anon is right. The Britfags did more than anyone to sell PlayStation consoles. It's irrefutable.

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5705662

>Gianna sisters
HD remake when?

>> No.5705663

>>5701313
Shit music for a shit man.
It checks out.

>> No.5705702

>>5696847
The concept of "cute" doesn't exist in western lands.

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>>5695226
>>5705662
I made a thing

>> No.5705748

>>5702964
>advocating literacy
>must be from Reddit

You couldn't make this shit up. You're like the school bully who goes around picking on the intellectually gifted, because of your own shortfalls. I can't wait until you start calling everyone a fag or pedophile...

>> No.5705758

>>5695226
Nothing. There are a lot of great platformers, but Mario games are about the physics, and nothing else has ever emulated them or come close enough to consider it a similar game.

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>> No.5708484

>>5704219
>Not the superior punk Giana
step up