/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.5592389]

What was the creative process behind this scene?

[Anonymous No.5592395]

Someone on the staff must have thought they were so clever with the "all toasters toast toast" line, and no one had the heart to tell them that toasters toast bread, turning it into toast, which will just burn if you try toasting it again.

[Anonymous No.5592398]

>>5592395
"hot water heater"

[Anonymous No.5592401]

>>5592395
When does bread become toast though? Lightly toasted bread is still toast. So if you leave it in after lightly toasting it, it's technically toasting toast. So all toasters toast toast.

[Anonymous No.5592402]

>>5592389
Vodka

[Anonymous No.5592405]

>>5592389
Toasters toast bread. If you toast toast you get charcoal.

[Anonymous No.5592406]

>>5592398
>>5592401
You guys got me there. Truly a wonderful joke. All the best jokes are ones that technically work if someone explains it to you.

[Anonymous No.5592409]

They needed a reason why the lights in that hotel were flickering. Overcharging the circuit with heating devices seems like an acceptable explanation. Why toasters though? Maybe the devs found the idea of a toaster room hilarious and just rolled with it.

[Anonymous No.5592513]

they pinch back

[Anonymous No.5592524]

>>5592513
THIS IS IT LUIGI

[Anonymous No.5592534]

>>5592395
>all toasters toast toast
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.5592535]

atm machine

[Anonymous No.5592573]

>>5592409
Partly but also possibly as part of keeping in line with parental guidlines and avoid "replicable violence" aka avoiding cases of children copying what they see they choose toasters as a simple appliance that people don't have many of in the house and would take a lot of them to cause issues with a modern home AC circuit.

[Anonymous No.5592746]

>>5592389
The best way I can describe it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O36f1p8QSaw

[Anonymous No.5593893]

>>5592395
It's hilarious that the avocado toast generation doesn't know how to use a toaster. I assure you, you can indeed toast toast. Depending on the toaster setting you might even have to do it a few times to get toast as dark as you prefer.

[Anonymous No.5595023]

>>5592573
>Grow up in absolutely shitty white trash mobile home.
>Have to follow rule that you can't use the toaster and the microwave at the same time since it'll trip the breaker because the entire kitchen is on the same circuit.

[Anonymous No.5595243]

They toast toast. And no, I don't mean they toast toasted bread. They toast bread that becomes toast. It's a toaster. So ultimately, the result, is that the toaster toasted toast. It produces toast. Toasters toast toast.

[Anonymous No.5595346]

>>5595243
Here's the problem: too many toasters.

[Anonymous No.5595590]

>>5592395
It's a Europe thing. We have sliced loaves of bread that are sold in plastic bags and labeled as "Toast" here.
So when he says "All toasters toast toast" he means that toasters toast this shit.

[Anonymous No.5595592]

2 much spaghetti

[Anonymous No.5595773]

>>5595590
that's just normal bread in north america. nearly all bread comes presliced like that. most americans don't even own a fucking bread knife.

[Anonymous No.5595824]

>>5592405
what about Eggo french toast? you toast that in the toaster

[Anonymous No.5595842]

>>5592398
>>5592406
I was actually in agreement with you since you don't need to heat hot water, but whatever

[Anonymous No.5595846]

>>5592398
The hot water is heated to maintain being hot. Toasting toast will eventually burn it. Keeping hot water hot won’t burn it.

[Anonymous No.5595853]

>>5592389
You can't power more than one from a standard household circuit.

[Anonymous No.5595865]

my toaster doesn't toast, because it's toast :(

[Anonymous No.5595868]

>>5592389
HUHOHO here's the problem..too manyTOASTERSZ!

[Anonymous No.5595873]

>>5595865
I don't own a toaster, because why would I want to make my whole wheat bread more carcinogenic? It's already fresh from the oven, and it doesn't last long enough to need toasting.

[Anonymous No.5595921]

It's bread Luigi, you didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.5595927]

>>5595773
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

[Anonymous No.5595932]

>>5595773
My curry fwb enjoyed Subway in other countries, but went to one here only once because the "bread" is so terrible.

[Anonymous No.5595931]

>>5592513
Can somebody explain THIS one to me, please?
>When you pinch Windy's Pennies, they pinch back

[Anonymous No.5595938]

>>5595590
In my family the distinction we had was that "toast bread" was simply thicker sliced regular bread used for cooking. It's an important distinction because "toasted bread" was not usually bread alone, you typically absorbed something into it, like eggs. So it made sense for it to be big, porous, and ideally left out for a night to become more firm to compensate. I have no clue if this is common anywhere, I've never heard anyone else call it this way.

[Anonymous No.5595990]

Let’s put a pin in the toast/bread argument for a second. Let’s just pretend it makes sense... it’s still not funny. “All toasters toast toast” is not idiomatic, nor does it constitute anything resembling a pun.

[Anonymous No.5596076]

>>5595590
>yourostan has dumb zoomers to
Of course it does. You couldn't even find a pic that kind of backed up your retarded claim. That's white bread labled "Toast & Sandwich". So according to your zoomerlogic all toasters toast and sandwich. Literally retarded.

>>5595938
I like to cut my bread thick enough to hold an egg in a hole punched in the middle and pan fry that in butter. Toasting bread fresh out of the oven doesn't work well so I always let it sit overnight.

[Anonymous No.5596289]

>>5595773
>most americans don't even own a fucking bread knife.
Maybe it's all the italians here in New Jersey and all the bakeries that sell uncut rolls but I can't imagine life without a bread knife

[Anonymous No.5596292]

>>5596289
oh and I forgot to mention my bread knife for real uncut bagels, too
some people buy those bullshit precut ones but at least in my region that's frowned upon

[Anonymous No.5596315]

Good fuck. Even the most retarded of scenes from Hotel Mario leads to Europeans circlejerking with themselves about "how much better they are" than Americans for worshipping something we can get at the dollar store
Lads why are they so obsessed with us? Don't they have anything else better to do?

[Anonymous No.5596324]

>>5592389
MMMMMMMMOMMA?
MOMMA LUIGI?

[Anonymous No.5597034]

YEEEEEAAAALLLLPPPPP

[Anonymous No.5597041]

>>5596076
Yeah, different brands put different buzzwords on their packaging. It doesn't change the fact that people call it "toast". Keep in mind that Philips, the company responsible for this game, is based in Europe.

[Anonymous No.5597054]

>>5597041
Premium Gormet Toast Supreme: Chef Select Choice

[Anonymous No.5597060]

>>5592389
Too much THC

[Anonymous No.5597227]

>>5597041
>Philips is "responsible" for toast