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"WE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE!"

https://youtu.be/4mW9FE5ILJs

>> No.5539852
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5539852

mfw seeing the trailor

>JIM CARREY'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO FILM
>LOOKS LIKE PEAK CARREY VILLAIN ACTING
>FUNNY AS HELL, REFERENCES MEMES LIKE GOTTA GO FAST
>NAME DROPS SEGA GENESIS

This is going to be better than the first Mortal Kombat film, widely regarded as the best video game film adaptation of all time.

WHO ELSE IS HYPE AS FUCK?

>> No.5539869

>>5539852
I really hope this is ironic.

>> No.5539870

>>5539838
I want to get out of this fucking timeline

>> No.5539871

Not retro.

>> No.5539879
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5539879

why

>> No.5539889

>>5539869
Not ironic, I fully understand this is just an alternate interpretation of the character because I'm not a moron. This isn't replacing the actual Sonic.

>> No.5539892

>>5539889
But if they make a the movie: the game version of this, I'm sold.

>> No.5539998

>>5539838
>THAT GANGSTAS PARADISE MEME WAS REAL

HOLUP NIGGA

>> No.5540009

Not retro. Fuck off. Mods delete this thread.

>> No.5540010

>>5539838
Who else can't stop thinking about what it would be like to fuck this little furball?

>> No.5540012

>>5539998
Fuck yeah it's real dog!!!

Also Coolio is currently copyright striking every single reaction video to the trailer on YouTube for his song as we speak

>> No.5540020
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5540020

>>5540009
>>Sonic The Hedgehog
>>Film retells the story of the first Sonic The Hedgehog on Mega Drive/Genesis
>Released on June 23rd, 1991
>Not Retro

You 'avin a fuckin giggle, m8?

>> No.5540040

>>5540012
keeeeeek

>> No.5540047

>>5540020
So, we should be allowed to talk any media featuring Sanic just because he's a retro character?

>> No.5540057

>>5540047
>completely ignored the longest line of his post
Cute.

>> No.5540069

>>5539838
Do people seriously think this looks unacceptable?

>> No.5540071

>>5540057
>Film retells the story of the first Sonic The Hedgehog on Mega Drive/Genesis
Of course it does. The similarities are obvious.

>> No.5540090

Looks like a completely typical "human and fantastical creature have an adventure" movie.

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>>5540040
Seriously, he is. What a greedy degenerate and absolutely irrelevant in current year nigger Coolio is

https://youtu.be/DkLOU1Lo7GM

>> No.5540125

I’m unironically ecstatic about it - mostly because I was hoping it would be an unmitigated disaster and I’d get to see a 1/10 in theaters.

>> No.5540124

>>5540116
i hate quartering but youtube's copyright is pretty garbage

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>>5540124
Yeah Quartering is a cuck who got beat up by an actual cross dressing tranny at some Magic The Gathering convention and he is also a well known caporegime of Basedgon of Akkad but I do enjoy some of his content... His recent video calling out MarzGurl for literally requesting someones dox (Yellow Flash) on Facebook and not getting in any trouble for it comes to mind..

>> No.5540162

>>5540020
Threads like this are how /co/ became an offshoot of /tv/. Mods need to delete this shit.

>> No.5540170

>>5540161
>that word filter

*S¤ygon of Akkad

>> No.5540171

>>5540012
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/aug/21/coolio-music-catalogue-rights-career-chef

>> No.5540174

>>5540171
Ah... Well it must be the royalty holders then I guess? The videos people are complaining about getting struck on are all calling out Coolio himself for them.

Would this also mean he had nothing to do with the song being used in the film as well?

>> No.5540185 [DELETED] 

>>5540170
* S 0 Y G 0 Y of Mossad

>> No.5540204

>>5540174
Maybe no one bought the rights and it s still his. I can t find info on it either way.

>> No.5540209

>>5539852
Of course /vr/ would be this autistic.

>> No.5540210

>>5539852
People forget that Rampage was pretty decent.

>> No.5540224

>>5539892
YES PLEASE

>> No.5540225

>>5540210
Did anyone even see Rampage?

>> No.5540245

by the trailer it seems that the studio is banking on people watching this movie ironically (dude lets watch this shitty meme movie lmao), but its probably just a bland comedy no worse than the live-action alvin and the chipmunks or garfield

>> No.5540247

They're trying way too hard to get people to hate-watch it.

>> No.5540249

>>5540247
>>5540245
It's made for the Chinese market. That's where the money for Hollywood is right now.

>> No.5540275
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5540275

As I run through Act 2 of the Green Hill,
I take a look at my lives and realize there's 2 still.
‘Cause I've been bouncin and dashin' so long That,
even knuckles thinks that my mind is gone.
But I ain't never smashed a badnick that didn't deserve it,
Me ever goin slow? you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you talkin' and where you bouncin, Or you and your homies might end up in a Spike pit.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta go fast,
As they croak, I say "if you're not first you're last bitch."
I'm the kinda hog that little furries wanna be like On my quills in the night, makin OC's in the street light.

We been collecting extra lives Livin' in a hedgehog's paradise

Look at the redesign they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, Sega's begin on the street.
So I gotta be down with the furry team.
Too much television watching, got me chasing rings.
I'm a educated hog with emeralds on my mind
Got my gloves on my hands and green in my eye
I'm a loc'd out hedgehog, bot bashin banger
my homies have downs syndrome, so don't arouse my anger.
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a Spike pit away I'm livin' life run or die, what can I say?
I've got 3 good games will I live to see 4?
The way things is going I don't know.

We keep spending most our time, waiting for a dying franchise

Emeralds and the furries, Furries and the emeralds
Badnick after badnick, Level after level.
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
Amy's in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'.
They say I gotta beat robotnic, but nobody's here to teach me
If he can't go fast, how can he reach me?
I guess he can't, I guess he won't I guess they front, that's why I know I'm out of continues, fool!

Tell me why are they so blind to see That the ones sega hurts are you and me?

>> No.5540281

>>5540225
According to the box office it seems they did.

>> No.5540290
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5540290

Reminds me of this piece of shit.

>> No.5540309

>>5540290
It's almost the exact same movie.

>> No.5540313

>>5540204
Yeah Jeremy Hambly (TheQuartering) and other YouTubers both large and small who are getting copyright claimed are all saying it is saying its coming directly from Coolio himself

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>>5540275
>Emeralds and the furries
>furries and the emeralds

FUCKING LOST IT

ALSO UNDERRATED POST

>> No.5540330

I think it's pretty cool how self-aware it seemongly is (coolio i.e. artist that peaked in the 90s for the trailer). I'll wait to see how it addresses the "hurr fictional char on earth" situation but I get the impression that it will hit the right notes. Unlike alvin or bullwinkle which were more limited in province for humor and self parody.

>> No.5540341
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5540341

An anon on /v/ attempted to try to fix Sanics design.

It certainly looks better than what they have done

>> No.5540347

>>5540020
>thinks green eye sonic is retro

Fuk off back to >>>/v/ and take this shitty movie with you.

>> No.5540352

>>5540347
sonic adventure came out in 1998, zoomer

>> No.5540356
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5540356

>>5540069
>Do people seriously think this looks unacceptable?

Is the Earl of Lemongrab yellow?

>> No.5540394

>>5540341
No a guy on twitter did that.

https://twitter.com/EdwardPun1/status/1123261756048953344

>> No.5540408

>>5540394
Ah, my bad. An anon claimed they did it on /v/ unless it was perhaps the same guy (he just said "I'm sorry fellas, I tried..."

>> No.5540415

>>5540162
Good. As cancerous as /tv/ is, /co/mblr is worse.

>> No.5540602

>>5539838
I just realized Carrey is supposed to be Eggman. That is a greater sin than Sonic's appearance.

>> No.5540738

>>5540394
Come on, we know all content on Twitter is just reposted from 4chan

>> No.5540746

>The joke at the end of the trailer making light of child abduction

Uhhhh WTF.

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>>5540210
>>5540225
Rampage was great, but in the end it was a forgettable monster movie and not 100% accurate to the games.

Mortal Kombat was a perfect adaptation, although it had an easy jobs since the game was a videogame adaptation of generic JCVD action flicks combined with Big Trouble in Little China.

>> No.5541102

>>5539852
>JIM CARREY

Given his recent far-left twitter rants, I can't imagine that's going to help the movie which is pretty much already doomed from the start.

>> No.5541120

>>5541102
>far left
>millionaire creep who has sex with barely legal women

Of course. Limousine commies will be the first to hang.

>> No.5541130

>>5539892
imagine if they made an official version for genesis

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>>5541102
>paying any mind to anything an actor says off-screen

>> No.5541386

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQuWSvd-hk

dude

>> No.5541407

>>5540738
lmao Twitter is literally like one of the last havens of fresh content

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>moves so fast that missiles seem to be frozen in time as he destroys them one by one
>gets taken out by a tranq dart

>> No.5541664

>>5539838
I pray every night that Jim Carrey gets rectral cancer

>> No.5541754

>>5540162
/co/ is COMICS and CARTOONS
Anything related is probably gonna get thrown in the mix. DC Live Action shows? That's related to the comics, since that's where the shit came from. Odd toys that came out during the 2000's? Also going in the mix. Random slash fic someone found and repurposed into hentai? Also going on the board.

>> No.5541758

>>5540020
>Film retells the story of the first Sonic The Hedgehog on Mega Drive/Genesis

no

>> No.5541761

>>5541386
>2007
what in the actual fuck

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>>5540394
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.5541879

>>5540275
>3 good games
i think you meant 7

>> No.5541897

>>5540020
>>>Film retells the story of the first Sonic The Hedgehog on Mega Drive/Genesis
Which is the San Francisco level in Sonic?

>> No.5541921

Jim Carrey needs to just go away at this point

>> No.5541930

>>5541921
He did. They dragged him out from obscurity just for this film.

>> No.5541937

>>5541930
Fine.
He needs to go away for good.

>> No.5542430

>>5540210
People forget they even made a movie about Rampage

>> No.5542440

>EVERY HERO

>HAS A GENESIS

god damn it now this thread has slightly more of a place on /vr/

>> No.5542448

Not even Jim can save this

>> No.5542549

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeQ6y_GKHCg

>> No.5542561

>>5542549
wrong link here s the right one (youtube glitched)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdV9Gm2uNA