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5490509 No.5490509 [Reply] [Original]

Let's talk about this beautiful bastard's games

>> No.5490519
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5490519

>>5490509
Wario Land was my jam. First game I remember buying with my own money as a kid.

>> No.5490528
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5490528

>>5490509

Now work it, WORK IT. Let's get all funkyyyy. Wario Land 2 was probably the best but 4 definitely had style.

>> No.5490687

>>5490509
R&D1 is probably one of the most underrated development houses of all time. People just kinda forget they were a separate team from Miyamoto's crew which was the face of Nintendo.
Metroid, Wario + Warioware, Kid Icarus, Joy Mech Fight, and a lot of other interesting things including oddities like ROB and Virtual Boy.

>> No.5490693

>>5490509
>>5490519
I always wondered why they gave him a safari hat in the first game, but I guess they wanted to make him more distinctive than just an "Evil Mario"

>> No.5490775
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5490775

>>5490509
Too bad the Wario series is all but dead...

Anyone feel like a pizza?

>> No.5490832

>>5490693
I said it before but the virtual boy wario game was too much like a mario game anyway. so I'm grateful for the safari hat decision and them getting rid of stupid meme pots/hats altogether with WL2.

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5490875

>>5490509

Since WL4 has already been mentioned, I'd like to add that Shake it! was a perfect title to end the series for the time being

>> No.5490882

>>5490775
Really looking forward to Pizza Tower. I love the animations to bits.

>> No.5491186

>>5490509
>Be Gunpei Yokoi
>Tasked to make Mario games for Game Boy, which you consider an insult to ypur talents
>See your own creations as "fake Mario games" and so you make a fake Mario to emphasize your discontent
>Said fake Mario ends up becoming a hit, and you spend the rest of your (tragically cut short) career building him up into his own character
Got to love the irony behind Wario's reputed origin.

>> No.5491210

>>5490693
.....it's not a hardhat? Cause he rams into stuff?

>> No.5491254

>>5490509
Let's!

>>5490519
Loved it as a kid, it was like Super Mario, but different.

>>5490687
This.

>> No.5491260

>>5491186
I'm so incredibly grateful for the things that man did.

>>5490875
I want to add that Ashley is dangerously cute.

>> No.5491274 [DELETED] 

>>5490775
Would you really want nu-Nintendo to ruin another classic IP?

>> No.5491696
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5491696

>>5491210
Well, those safari thingies were pretty resilient (made of spongy wood or something); it was just a lightweight and hot climate-friendly hat you could wear all day and that would still protect you from coconut strikes and that sort of explorer hazards.

It's kind of a symbol of colonialism btw; kind of odd there's been no #JusticeForKitchenIsland movement demanding the game removed from the VC and shit

>> No.5492305

>>5491696
Gotcha, very informative! But tone it down. You have no effect on the world around you, and you dont have to play into a side, especially not if they're your only friends

>> No.5492308

If they made a Wario Land 64 back then, would it have been like Wario World? Or something more like Banjo-Tooie?

>> No.5492532

>>5492308
Preferably like Wario Land, or Wario Land 2.

>>5491274
What'd be the problem?

>> No.5492570

>>5491274
Aabababby's first "thing i took for granted is different now" : ) they grow up too fast

>> No.5493075

>>5491696
I guess the classic nazi helmet would have been too on the nose

>> No.5493095

ive always enjoyed the wario land games much more than the 2D mario side scrollers. theres just something so satisfying about charging at motherfuckers and killing them
wario is based
i wonder what kind of game waluigi would have if he had his own?

>> No.5493097

>>5490528
i always found it hilarious to beat the shit out of that dick head scientist thats in every level even though he never actually dies. it was just fun to knock him around and mess with him. fuck that guy

>> No.5493130

>>5493095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbj63mrSU0

>> No.5493445
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5493445

>>5490509
They don't make them any baseder 2bh

>> No.5493468

>>5492532
Breath of the Wild was garbage, Odyssey paled in comparison to 64 or even Sunshine, Game & Wario sucked and WW Gold was just a rehash of previous entries' minigames, Paper Mario hasn't been good since the Gamecube, Splatoon is their only new franchise in years and it's a zoomer-tier shooter trying to cash in on the esports meme.
Need I go on?

>> No.5493492

Shoulder barging things is a super macho attack. Wario is awesome.

>> No.5494317

>>5493468
>Need I go on?

let's not forget what they did they did to Yoshi's Island

>> No.5494339
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>Mario gets cucked by an ape after saving his gf from it
>Mario is fixing some pipes infested with crabs and turtles under Brooklyn
>one day, he accidentally finds a magical pipe that takes him to the Mushroom Kingdom in another dimension
>people there are fucking giants and Mario needs to eat a mushroom to have the same height as them
>princess has been kidnapped and bowser used black magic to turn people into crap, Mario saves her and she fixes the kingdom
>Mario has a dream about Luigi, Toad, the princess and himself going on an adventures
>back in the mushroom kingdom, the princess organizes a heavily dramatized play to celebrate the story of how Mario saved her. An actor plays Mario (SMB3)
>Mario is invited to the mushroom kingdom because the princess wants to reward him with a trip to the dinosaur islands
>bowser turns out to still be alive but Mario kicks his ass for good
>Peach rewards Mario again, this time with his own castle in his own private island, but only in the parallel gameboy dimension of the mushroom kingdom
>Mario chills in his castle and hires various creatures to build and manage a huge theme park around it, called Mario Land
>a Mario doppelganger pops into existence, probably the gameboy dimension's version of the real Mario who is kind of an intruder because he comes from the NES/SNES dimension
>Wario hires the alien Tatanga to kidnap the princess of Sarasaland, who is Peach's cousin
>Mario goes to save her and Wario takes over his castle while he's away, using black magic and hypnotism to possess every creature in Mario Land
>Mario comes back and fucks him up in his second Land game
>Wario has his own adventure and essentially takes over the Land series, even though Mario gives him a last fuck you at the end of the game
>Mario fucks off to the third dimension, never to have a 2D game again (NSMB doesn't count, it's garbage featuring 2D Mario's soulless corpse)
>Wario is now THE 2D "Mario"

>> No.5494358
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5494358

>>5494339
>Wario got the genie to give him a castle AND immortality at the end of Wario Land 1
>Wario Land 2 happens, Wario is at his prime
>Wario finds a music box that sucks him in, strips away his powers and forces him to slowly get them back
>he's still immortal
>the fucking clown that cursed the magic box world TAKES AWAY his immortality before the battle so he can kill him (only time you can get a game over in the entire game)
>Wario defeats him but is not immortal anymore
>Wario moves to the city because living in a castle in the forest is dangerous when you are not an immortal monster anymore
>Wario goes to a pyramid and saves a cute ghost princess (apparently the best princess is supposed to be the cute teenager in the Japanese version, but they changed it in the American version, forcing you to intentionally miss a treausure to avoid the ugly 40 year old princess)
>while he was exploring the pyramid, he played some sick minigames and he loved them
>being mortal was a pain in the ass too, so he stopped adventuring and got a bunch of weirdos to make some microgames for him
>now he sits on his ass and makes money off shitty microgames while eating garlic all day
>somehow develops superpowers
>Sakurai invites him to Smash and sneakily ruins his reputation by making him Le Fart Man
>microgames go to shit after his failed partnership with Mr. Game and Watch, who looks suspiciously like princess Shokora back in the pyramid shop
>also, there is this Waluigi guy who keeps partnering up with him in party games but who the actual fuck is he? Wario has no idea
>Wario is FUCKED now
At least he still has Mona. who is his canon girlfriend SOMEHOW.

>> No.5494365

>>5494317
yeah, artoon yoshi games were trash but the newer one by the ex-goemon developers is decent

>> No.5494367

I always loved how the Wario games have BEAUTIFUL music despite it not fitting the games at all. Especially Wario Land 3 (the ending song in particular) or some of the world songs in Wario Land 4. Hell, anything with lyrics in the Ware series.

I never see anyone talking about this, but seriously. Why do the Wario games have such beautiful, melancholy music, often sung by cute girls, while being so "dirty" and irreverent on the surface?

>> No.5494370

>>5494367
Wario Land 4 has a beautiful story too. The ending is very sweet. It's things like this that make you connect with Wario as a character and remember his adventures fondly, beyond simply being entertained by the fun gameplay or his anti-hero antics.

>> No.5494374

>>5494339
>>5494358
Better dead than soulless. Wario is resting in peace now, while Mario is getting increasingly more sanitized, homogenized and soulless, to the point that the character actually disgusts me now and I don't even identify him (or Nintendo as a whole) as the same character from the early games. His 2.5D games have been an artistically bankrupt embarrassment as well, despite being praised by the masses.

>> No.5494379 [DELETED] 

TOASTIN IN THIS EPIC BREAD :DD

YES I SUCC NINTENDICK

YES LETS SPAM HALF THE BOARD WITH NINTENFAGGOTRY

>> No.5494387

Wariolo Lando!

>> No.5494392 [DELETED] 

>>5494379
t.Segagony

>> No.5494472

Wariolo woro

>> No.5494492

>we will never get a 3DS port of VB Wario Land

>> No.5494580

>>5490528
Based WL2friend. Probably the first game I ever bothered to 100%.

>> No.5494628

>>5494367
https://youtu.be/lqdRrf1En8M
https://youtu.be/cSWXGPA86rM

https://youtu.be/AH70CwY__Ms

>> No.5494630

>>5494367
https://youtu.be/BfbO0_BFahc

>> No.5495185

>>5493468
You sound old.

>> No.5495192

>>5494374
>Mario is getting increasingly more sanitized, homogenized and soulless, to the point that the character actually disgusts me now and I don't even identify him
When did he ever have any worthwhile measure of characterization? He's always struck me as a pretty blank slate, even in the 90s and 80s.

>> No.5495195

>>5494379
Hey, anon? _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Bitch.

>> No.5495459

>>5494339
>>5494358
It's so weird how Wario cucked Mario out of his own 2D platfomer series.

The last real 2D Mario was Mario Land 2.

>> No.5495468

>>5495192
He was pretty hotheaded in Super Mario RPG. He also bullied the shit of out Luigi in the second Mario Tennis game

>> No.5495475

>>5495192
I'm referring to how the character makes you feel.

SMB3 Mario's sprite makes him look sympathetic, fun and loveable. NSMB Mario looks like a shitty 3D render of a soulless company mascot.

>> No.5495564

>>5494339
>>5494358
How fucking narcissistic is Mario that he had a bunch of creatures make a theme park on his image?

>> No.5495581

>>5495459
you know, I've always found it a very dubious assertion that people didn't like the first NSMB

>> No.5495602

>>5495581
I liked it as a kid because it's the only portable Mario I had, but at the same time I wished it looked half as good as SMB3 on the NES. The 2.5D looks is just fucking ugly and bland. And the physics feel too heavy and constricted.

The koopa shell is one of the best powerups in Mario history, though. I don't get why people hate it.

>> No.5495608

>>5495602
I won't deny that it was ugly, but to be honest, so were a lot of the mario games. Super Mario World in particular always stood out to me as being very amateurish looking.

>> No.5495616

>>5495608
I was never a fan of how Mario World looked, but at least it didn't reek of cheap, mass-produced, soulless, soul-crushingly depressing, casualized corporate shit.

The endless rehashes only made NSMB look even more disgusting. Mario World is just a bit ugly, but it doesn't make me feel so empty inside, like I'm playing a worthless mobile game.

>> No.5495619
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5495619

For some reason I always really liked the Zombie Wario powerup.
I don't know, but I really like the "goopy" take on Zombies. Like Wario isn't really even solid flesh and bone anymore, just a bloody, rotting gelatinous mass.

>> No.5495636

>>5495616
sure, but you can hardly say that the precedent for that was set in 2006. And it would be three years before Nintendo released another NSMB game.

>> No.5495836

Wario is cute

>> No.5495947
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>>5495619
These made me so scared as a kid that I stopped playing the game until I was older.

>> No.5496163

Wario land 4 gives me a lot of anxiety for some reason.
I have played a lot of score attack games, and time attack games and every other wario land, but playing 4 just makes me sick. I can't play more than one level in a sitting.

>> No.5496212

>>5496163
Haha you would get Super Hard mode.

You start with 1 Health. In the tutorial level you hit the frog switch on the second screen and have 1 minute to get to the end. You get only 30 seconds to beat the first boss.

>> No.5496216

Why is Peach such a puta?

>> No.5496265

>>5490519
Such a GREAT game.

>> No.5496304

>>5496212
It's not even a difficulty thing though. I've only ever played the game on normal, but I've never found it hard. At least not in the sense where any difficulty would make me stop playing.

>> No.5496317

>>5495468
Never played those.

>>5495475
That really just makes it sound like you're being nostalgic and just prefer the game from your childhood. Mario has always looked like Mario to me.

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>>5495619
>>5495947

>> No.5496429

>>5496352
Based tarman poster

>> No.5496456
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5496456

>>5496352
>"More coins!"

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5496494

>>5496456

>> No.5496529

>>5490509
i think mario , luigi and warrio and that luigi looking wario guy (im not a nintendo fanboy) are jews. who the fuck picks up pennies on the street? who the fuck would touch a penny in a sewer?

proofs? they got some pretty big noses

>> No.5496586

Is Wario human?
He might be some type of Elf or Imp with those pointed ears.

>> No.5496593

>>5496586
I have a theory but I can't share it here because it's controversial.

>> No.5496605

>>5496586
>>5496593
He's obviously a jew. Jews aren't human.

>> No.5496607
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5496607

Virtual Boy Wario Land is a masterpiece

but its on the fucking virtual boy

>> No.5496612

>>5496607
masterpiece might be a bit much, but it's certainly a damn sight better than 2 or 3.

>> No.5496617

the color version of WL2 is suprisingly hard to find. it's not even in the no-intro set i have, it seems.

>> No.5496641

>>5496617
You are looking in the wrong set. It's a GBC game, not a Gameboy game.

Either that or your emulator is in GB classic mode.

>> No.5496660

>>5493468
No, you really needn't go on

>> No.5496725

Bull wario was somehow the best hat of the three in wl1

>> No.5496768

>>5490509
Not a huge Mario fan so I'm out of the loop. What is the lore behind Wario? Who the fuck is he?

>> No.5496785

>>5496768
Conceptually he was r&d1 taking EAD's mario character and twisted him into wario.
Wario is an inversion and exaggeration of Mario's traits. Mario games are platformers, Wario games are action platformers. Mario is chubby, Wario is fat. Mario gets coins on the way to save the people, Wario saves people on his way to steal treasure. Mario's goal is to save the princess, Wario's arch enemy is a female pirate.
And so on.

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>>5496768
Mario's crooked cousin, who initially was a villain for him to defeat, but then kind of just turned into his own thing, a crude and greedy treasurehunter.
I'd almost like to call him a villain protagonist, but most of the people he steal from are villains in their own right. They play the greed angle in a fun way.

>> No.5496905

>>5496612
2 is way better IMO.

>> No.5497440

>>5496785
>Wario's arch enemy is a female pirate.
Interesting. What is this pirates name?

>> No.5497450

>>5496768
some dude at Nintendo designed him. didn't he conceptualize Samus Aran as well? just type in Wario and look at the wikipedia article.

>> No.5497460

>>5497440
Captain Syrup

>> No.5497461

>>5497440
Captain Syrup. she cute. well, on the outside at least. I think it's pretty funny that she has a pirate gang full of pirate ducks and birds.

>> No.5497464
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5497464

>>5490509
Wario Numbah One!

>> No.5497502

>>5497461
>>5497460
Lmao what a name. It seems that I need to play more Mario-related games.

>> No.5497520
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5497520

>>5497502
Wario's games are pretty great.
Wario Land is a pretty straight forward platformer like a Mario game, but with Wario's flavoring (there are various different hats which give you different abilities for attacking enemies and moving or interacting with the levels).
Very 'portable' sized, in that levels are fairly short and sweet, you can easily squeeze in a level or two if you're in a waiting room, or if you still have some time left after lunch.

Second game was in color, and has more of its own identity, instead of finding and using hats, and being able to die, now enemies can give you status effects, which allow you to do certain things and pass certain obstacles, and it gets nicely puzzled with that.
If you take a hit from other enemies, you lose coins, which you need for minigames, and thus treasures, and which affect the ending you get (and there's many branching paths in the game, which each give you their own ending). You'd also need to unveil a map to be able to get the final, pseudo-secret level.
In my opinion, Wario Land 2 is one of the very best games on the Gameboy Color, and one of the best portable games of the 90's.

>> No.5499289

>>5497464
I'm confused, isn't Wario a jew?

>> No.5499381
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5499381

>>5499289
Wario is a Turk

>> No.5500296
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5500296

I miss when Nintendo wasn't afraid to be weird & Japanese.

>> No.5500340

I running a Mario RPG right now and the current chapter that the party is in, is a Wario themed chapter. The entire Warioware crew (barring the little girl from Gold, the Crygors and Orbulon) formed a pirate crew to try and get back a bunch of gold that was stolen from Wario and the macguffin of the campaign by Captain Syrup

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5500605

>>5499381
Impossible, Wario is actually charming.

>> No.5500608

>>5500340
I see. Who hooked up with Ashley?

>> No.5501473

>>5500340
What system are you using?

>> No.5502171

>>5500296
I kinda do too.

>> No.5503671

>>5490528
MOTHER-FUCK YEAH! PEACE AND UNITY!
the CD room in WL4 remains my favorite collectible reward of all time

>> No.5504508

I’ve never played a Wario game.
If I can only ever play one, which will it be?

>> No.5504516

>>5504508
Flip of a coin between Wario Land 1 and 2.

>> No.5504583

>>5504516
I don’t have a coin because it’s 2019 now, buddy.
I’ll use the last digit of this post
Odd = 1
Even = 2

>> No.5504594

>>5504583
First one it is, then. I still think it's highly worth playing the second one, it's got a lot of character and some very inventive level design.

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5504614

>>5504583
>I don’t have a coin because it’s 2019 now, buddy.

>> No.5504652

>>5504594
I’ll move onto 2 if I enjoy 1
I just didn’t want someone giving me a guide
>play sml 2 to introduce yourself to wario
>Read the manga
>Play wario land 1
>look over the exclusive art work wario book
>play wario land 2
Etc

>> No.5504661

>>5504652
desu I think just playing the first two would cut it to get a gist of Wario
3 is supposed to be like 2 a lot, but personally I didn't really like it at all, and you could do without playing that one

>> No.5504743

>>5504583
>>5504614
>Guy without coin can't flip coin to decide between games about collecting coins
It really is CURRENT YEAR now.

>> No.5505141
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5505141

>>5504743
Wario would be ashamed.

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5505149

>>5505141
Remember when wario was first revealed?
He was depicted as some sort of evil doppelganger. Like a magical gremlin who used dark magic to steal Mario's identity.

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5505164

>>5505149
I kind of miss screw-eyes wario

>> No.5505175

>>5505149
He's had a sort of character arc:
Uncanny Valley Anti-Mario =>
Greedy Adventurer =>
Immortal Prick =>
Buff Jerk =>
Radicool Dude

>> No.5505268

>>5505175
He needs to do some greedy adventuring again.

>> No.5505346

>>5490775
I'm amazed at how damn good the controls are in Pizza Tower

>> No.5505530

>>5494339
>>5494358
THIS is Wario's lore.

>> No.5505908

>>5505164
Sakurai ruined Wario

>> No.5506003

https://www.nintendo.co.uk/News/2008/Drawing-Wario-The-animation-of-Wario-Land-250334.html

>> No.5506012

>>5505908
Sakurai is just retarded when it comes to wario. I bet nobody who has ever developed a smash bros game has touched a wario land game.

>> No.5506025

>>5506003
>Tsukawaki: After I’d played a bunch of the games in the series, I thought Wario was pretty manly. He’s so uncool that he ends up being extremely cool. Depending on the game, he can be coarse—farting and doing stuff like that, but I didn’t want to show that side of him. As much as possible, I wanted to show a macho Wario, one who is masculine and tough. I asked the animators to emphasize strongly his manly characteristics. We built up this image step-by-step during the animation process.
>NOM: So...Wario is macho?
>Tsukawaki: He is. He’s the kind of guy you could enjoy tossing back a few drinks with.... But I guess making conversation might be hard. (laughs) Some of the ladies in the office were complaining at first about how his nose is pink, but in the end they started using pictures of him for their desktop wallpaper. Now they say he’s cool. (laughs)

>> No.5506958

Wariolo-man

>> No.5507149
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>>5494367
>>5494628
>>5494630
Hell yeah I love dat classic Wario music. There are too many for me to list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAWYFN-TJJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFJcP2QLh9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C08uPpeWn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlmytiwCSpc
Love this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPDWK2RS_kk
This fuckin final level, man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNd3f45tPo

And those train themes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSASqph1uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUvbId18q7M

>> No.5507150

>>5507149
>Love this one:
Oops, that was actually meant for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C08uPpeWn0
But I love them all, so whatever.

>> No.5507247

>the taxi song in Wario Ware 1

>> No.5507378

>>5507247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq8a9O0coa8

>> No.5508061

>>5505149
Mario used to be scary

>> No.5508329

>>5506025
He's pretty macho I guess.

>> No.5510369
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>> No.5511597

>>5508061
When?

>> No.5512165

>>5490832
Meme isn't just an adjective to describe things you don't like you know. I like the pith hats, it was fitting for a character who was basically a greedy explorer/tomb robber.

>> No.5513354

>>5512165
Just like the British! Only Wario has good teeth.

>> No.5515128

I had forgotten how tight the controls and level design was in Wario Land.

>> No.5517117

Shoulder Bump

>> No.5517259

>>5517117
That was a great sound too.

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Thread is more than a week old.
NOT A SINGLE WORD ABOUT MY FAVORITE WARIO!
You guys forgot about this? Or Am I the only person in the world who played this?????

>> No.5517438

>>5517305
I've actually never heard of it. Why don't you tell us about it?

>> No.5517545

>>5517305
Bomberman games are fucking boring as shit.

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>>5517545
FUCK, YOUUU

>> No.5517918

I got a VirtualBoy just for Wario

Worth it

>> No.5517929

>>5517545
They start slow then get fast once you get all powerups then go slow again once you lose them. Hint hint if you savestate before every level you get to keep your powerups forever.

>> No.5518619

>>5496607
>virtual gay

>> No.5518656

Didn't he have a love interest?

>> No.5518772

>>5518656
Wasn't his love interest money?

>> No.5518781

>>5495195
https://youtu.be/8d0apIpKMh8?t=30

>> No.5519137

>>5518656
Captain Syrup is his rival, she tries to influence him with her whiles but he only really cares about how she tries to steal his money. He saved a princess in Wario Land 4, but she was already dead, and kisses him before ascending. He also saves the princess in Shake It/Shake Dimension, but when she kinda expects a kiss he just throws her away for the money bag. Mona likes his style, and some construe it as romantic feelings but it the games it more comes off as a kind of respect.

>> No.5519606

>>5518656
Waluigi

>> No.5519650

>>5506025
Wario is a chad beyond chads

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>>5518656
>>5518772

>> No.5521705

>3
What were they thinking

>> No.5521775

>>5521705
?