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548802 No.548802[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Let's play a game, devise a team of 3 for defeating Sephiroth. Here are the rules:

1.Cannot be from the Final Fantasy megaverse, we already know that Cloud, Valentine, and Tifa could kick Seph's ass.

2.Superheroes are allowed, so long as they aren't superpowered. Superman or the Flash alone would be more than a match for Sephiroth, so don't be a cheapass. Batman and the Punisher are acceptable, Superman, Wolverine, and Dr.Manhattan aren't.

3.Can be from another videogame 'verse.

4.Can only equip one materia.

5. Goes by plot power, so no saying, "Gameshark Seph to 9999 damage and everyone dies" or "Gamesharks Batman to do 9999 damage, killing Seph".

Here's my team:

1.Mike Tyson in his prime (damn I'm showing my age here), is amazingly fast, excellent defense, and punches really hard. What else would you expect from a former boxing champ? Hell, maybe he'd overpower Seph by himself.

2.Axel from Streets of Rage, because that game was fucking awesome and Axel was a tough bastard who'd kick wave after wave of cocksmoker ass.

3.The Punisher, whose high pain tolerance and kevlar, in addition to Marine corps. special training and high proficiency with bombs and firearms will come in handy.

>> No.548850

Rad Spencer
Jin Saotome
Captain Commando

Sephiroth is finished.

>> No.548875

Marina Lightyear
Dart (Legend of dragoon, minus the dragoon spirit)
Sir Arthur (Super Ghouls n' Goblins)

GG WP

>> No.548913

Blastoise
Charizard
Venasaur

>> No.548943
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548943

Amuro Ray in an rx-78. you didnt say mechs?

>> No.548970
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548970

Ryu
Ryu

and

Ryu

Try and guess which ones I mean for no prize whatsoever!

>> No.548967

>>548943
Amuro is pussy meat compared to Shinji in the Eva. I'mma go with Shinji.

>> No.548981

Mario
Bowser
Peach

>> No.549007

>>548970
Ryu from Street Fighter II, Ryu from BoF III, and BoF II.

Also, shit, I knew I should have set mech rules. As long as a mech isn't too OP like Optimus Prime or Terminator, but Johnny 5 is allowed. Setting mech rules is too murky but yeah, lots of cool mech games.

>> No.549015

>>548981
Man, not cool. Mario just has to jump on his head or throw a fireball at him and call it a day.

>> No.549010

>Kamen Rider W
Multiple forms to equip for ranged and close up attacks.

>Kaiketsu Zubat
Whip to keep the enemy at a distance.

>Vul Eagle
Sunstick

That was easy...

>> No.549039

>>549010
*Vul stick

>> No.549046 [SPOILER] 
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549046

This is stupid


Also pic related

>> No.549124

Megaman
Jason Voorhees
Agent 47

>> No.549165

>>549124
Hell yeah I was waiting for someone to say Jason! That motherfucker can make anyone his bitch, even Superman. Megaman is a pretty chill character too.

Though... am a little surprised no one mentioned Batman. Perhaps that'll make it too easy given his insane deduction abilities and being more agile than a Chinese gymnast and all.

>> No.549206

Kirby. No one else.

>> No.549218
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549218

>>548802
Done.

>> No.549243

>>549206
Yeah but Kirby's soft vore antics are a bit cheap. Still, pass.

>> No.549282

So FF7 related
Can you return to midgar.
I didn't get that enemy power steal materia in hojos lab since
I was not aware of it.

>> No.549283

How can anyone beat Sephiroth ?!

>supernova
>everything explodes
>Only 1000 damage (or something like that)

No, serously.. how could anyone ever defeat him ?
Superman would survive the explotion (maybe) but in the end Sephiroth wins because he obliberated fucking everything.

>> No.549287

>>549283
Bitch please.

>> No.549312

>>548967

>Shinji
>not a pussy

But that's like the point of his character. That he's a little bitch with a bunch of shit thrown at him that he can't handle.

>> No.549328
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549328

"We are the Wario Brothers (and Wario sister!), we's a gonna win!"

>> No.549336

Oersted with the Brion is ridiculously powerful. He stormed through the Forbidden Land by his lonesome and whopped every Demon's ass that dared stand in his way. For comparison, no other hero in Live-A-Live could storm the Forbidden Land by themselves.

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549339

>>549283

>How can anyone beat Sephiroth?

Confirmed for having never beaten FF7.

>> No.549352

>>549339
Of course I've beaten Sephiroth.
What I mean is, you only survive that attack because of "rpg logic".

>> No.549368

>>549352

You want bullshit super moves that you survive because of RPG logic? Go watch some SRW videos. Virtually every move in SRW makes Supernova look like babby shit.

>> No.549373

>>549283
Supernova is basically Demi on steroids.

>> No.549384

>>549282
You get the key to get back into Midgar in the same place you found the Lunar Harp

>> No.549380

>>549282
>it makes a sound and bounces around when it appears
Deaf and blind. No, you can't go back and get it.

>> No.549407

>>549352
pretty sure that fight is supposed to be some type of trippy 'dream fight' if he can just casually destroy planets at a whim why bother with waiting to use meteor for like a month or more. or it could be he can only use that attack because rpg logic. or more likely its because FF7 is written on the intellectual level of a 4 year old.

>> No.549448

>>549407
not b8ing me m8

>> No.549458

>>549352
Limit to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wirYGumbVUY

OP said Sephiroth, not Safer Sephiroth.

>> No.549465

>>549283
But Superman is banned from facing him because he'd be too OP and therefore obvious. The Punisher or Batman (though both may be too OP together) are closer to his powerlevel.

>>549336

Even though I'm not familiar with this game that sounds totally bitchin'.

Also, team is Batman, Jax from Mortal Kombat, and Glass Joe (because Batman and Jax together are strong enough). Next, they defeat Trance Kuja.

>> No.549468
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549468

>devise a team of 3
I don't need a team of 3.

>> No.549484

>>549468
How'd you expect to win with permanent silence?

>> No.549489

>>549468
Yes you do, technically. Just put in Jogurt from Shining Force and Glass Joe as fillers.

>> No.549515

1. Link
2. Samus
3. Zero (Mega Man)

Goodnight, Sephiroth.

>> No.549520

>>549484
Link's manly grunts can make sephibabby tremble anyday.

>> No.549531

>>549520
Link is mediocre in every game he's in, from SSB to Soul Calibur.

>> No.549540

1.John McClane
2.Carl Johnson from GTA San Andreas
3.James Bond

>> No.549558
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549558

>>549531
>not wrecking shit with Link in any game he's in

>> No.549559

>>549540
Now that's a good choice.

>> No.549560
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549560

Jake
Finn
And the Duke

>> No.549579

>>549560
came to say this

>> No.549586

>>549560
Needs more guns. Three guys with pistols can accomplish anything.

>> No.549591
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549591

>>549586

The Duke
Doomguy
Serious Sam

You can't ignore the girth

>> No.549594

Solaire
Terry Funk
Jackie Chan

>> No.549604

The Bhaalspawn in slayer mode
The Exile
The Vault Dweller with turbo plasma rifle and hardened power armour.

Shit would be over in seconds. Every single one of them could probably solo him now that I think about it.

>> No.549606

>>549591

Better team:

Doomguy
Serious Sam
The Punisher

or Duke Nukem

>> No.549642
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549642

The Phantom
Mandrake the Magician
Richard B. Riddick

>> No.549645

>>549606
Doomguy and the Punisher, me likey. They could probably even take Superman.

>> No.549649

>>549645
No magic, sorry

>> No.549661
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549661

>>548802
>Posting the shitty AC version of him

>> No.549669

>>549649

Superman can outrun a bullet.

But can he out run thousands upon thousands of rounds AND RPGs?

>> No.549701

>>549669
I'd like to agree with you, but superman is superOP. gets new powers when seem fit really

>> No.549713

>>549701

What if Frank Castle got the intel that Superman's weakness is kryptonite and makes kryptonite rounds?

And Doomguy just keeps being Doomguy?

>> No.549775

>>549649
Attitude and guns beat all. They could even take Trance Kuja or Superman if they had Kryptonite bullets. The Punisher is the most awesome superhero ever because he's an authentic character with flaws, and isn't this fake saccharine dude where the sun shines out of his ass. He even took out the entire Marvel Universe. Look up Punisher vs. the Marvel Universe.

>> No.549796

Nethack lawful human valkyrie with +9 silver dragon scale mail, wielding a cockatrice corpse in one hand and Grayswandir in the other, and wearing an amulet of lifesaving.

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>>549661
I didn't know Sephiroth was in Assassin's Creed!

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550829

>>549465
Yeah, Oersted was over-powered on purpose.

>> No.552516

Sir Didymus: with his steed, having his knighthood at stake
Ludo: has access to rocks, Sara being in danger
Hoggle: Sephiroth took his jewels, lied to him, Sara being in danger


They will make it, somehow

Alternatively switching out Hoggle for Jared

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552541

Shin Rugal
Ganondorf
M. Bison

He would fall before a mountain of man flesh, and then be brutally pounded into submission.

Materia would not be required.

>> No.552547

>>552516
> that horrible feeling you get when you realize there never was a Labyrinth videogame

>> No.552573

Okay, you guys do realize that ultimately Cloud killed his ass, after being impaled, while he was still just a regular guy who couldn't get into SOLDIER?

Sephiroth is overrated, even in his own game. He's all image and reputation.

>> No.552624

>>549218
What is Rance going to do, rape him to death?

>>549312
That eventually overcomes his bitch-ness.
Best part: he was fully set up to be a little bitch.