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5430696 No.5430696 [Reply] [Original]

Why does this quote trigger people so much? He's objectively right.

>> No.5430708

I’d actually rather the story in my porn be incredibly detailed and in fact the focus of it or just not there at all rather than it being perfunctory. Carmack’s analogy is based on like, bad ‘70s–‘80s porn and doesn’t really wash.

I mean, we have a market now for specialized pornography where different things are fetishized, some aspects of which are intellectual. The same is true of games — not everything is action, action, action. Oops. Sorry!

>> No.5430731

>>5430708
>Given the position of these characters in their respective arcs as well as their stablished interaction dynamics, should she start sucking his huge black dick? Also maybe they're stepsiblings or something

I agree; a really big part of the appeal of a game is the scenario and consequently the story. Since I'm not a serious FPS player I never got into Doom because the sci-fi setting felt boring and unappealing to me, but objectively inferior games like Duke Nukem 3D or Outlaws felt more fun because of the "realistic" environments.

I think in game design the gameplay concept should always come first, but half-assing the scenario will ALWAYS make for a weaker game

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5430741

Because in practice it happens the opposite. Games with good gameplay but bad storytelling are forgotten faster than the opposite. Check out every major videogame series and you will see this: casualization, characters with more charisma and lines, more resources spent in how the game looks and not how to expand the gameplay, etc.

Not that I like it, but it is the reality.

>> No.5430750

>>5430696
Depends on what you think video games should be as a medium, and also on each game. So no, not objectively right.

>> No.5430754
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>>5430696
The thing just is that some people get turned on more by well-written erotic fiction than some B-tier skank getting railed by a pizza guy. A well-implemented good story can make the porn/gameplay feel much better.

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>>5430696
>t. COD-kiddy

>> No.5430838

>>5430696
I actually can't get off to porn that's just a context-free video of two people fucking. I NEED there to be a narrative build up and payoff. A believable scenario, believable characters and motivations, mounting sexual tension, and then the release of that tension as all the elements of the setup culminate in sexual satisfaction. Without all that, what's even the point? Plain sex is kind of offputting when you just view it raw with no connection to it.

>> No.5430851

>>5430838
Stop looking at porn and just jack off to your minds eye

>> No.5430857

This is now a story driven porn thread.

>> No.5430864

>>5430838
Idk man. Seeing her enjoy herself is kind of satisfying on its own, even if you know it's "acting". Honestly vanilla plot-less stuff with good performers does it for me better than exaggerated over the top performances in elaborate scenarios.

>> No.5430879

>>5430838
I always though this, seeing two normal people fucking with no context is just boring.

>> No.5430914

>>5430864
>exaggerated over the top performances in elaborate scenarios.
It doesn't need to be so over the top or overly elaborate, I just need some form of context. Even if it's some vanilla amateur video, I'll enjoy it so much more if the couple just has some time of talking to each other beforehand or something to establish their relationship and dynamics. It really lets me get into it in a way that a video of just two people immediately fucking can't.

>> No.5431052

>>5430731
>duke nukem 3d
>objectively inferior.
Lmao doombabbies.

>> No.5431546

>>5430741
This is true. I am not a story person by any means (my favorite games tend to have litte/no story or the story makes no sense anyway), but the fanbases gravitate much more strongly to games that have a story. That's part of why you see so much dedication to story-based series, to the point of fans discussing and debating over the story, characters, etc. It's funny, this was pointed out in an interview I saw with gunpei yokoi and another guy I can't remember the name of now. Yokoi was disappointed in games of that time (about 1995), because they were often very similar/identical to older games, and just threw a story on top to, in his view, distract players from the fact that they were playing an also-ran game.

>> No.5431559

>>5430708
This. Good vintage pornos like Deep Throat or Taboo 2 are way more enjoyable to me than modern porn where it’s just aggressive jackhammer fucking and choking and shit.

>> No.5431565

>Be me
>Play Quake 4
>Shoot some enemies
>"MARINE HURRY UP AND GET TO THE NEXT ROOM!"
>shoot some enemies
>"PRESS THE BUTTON MARINE, WHY ARE YOU NOT THERE YET?"
>shoot some enemies
>"MARINE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE"
>shoot some enemies
>"MARINE YOUR NEW OBJECTIVE IS TO GO OVER THERE AND PRESS THE BUTTON"
>shoot some enemies
>MARINE WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
>shoot some enemies

>> No.5431575

>>5431559

Very true, as someone who collects 70s porn movies its just painful to see how it all changed over the years.
Then by the year 2000 it was nothing more than the obvious pornstar ringing the doorbell of a mansion just to "accidentally" fuck "her friend's brother".

I was happy when Half-Life introduced more of a story based experience back in the day.

>> No.5431582

>>5431565
Love how you skipped a fucking iconic scene in the FPS genre in your shit-stupid summarization.

>> No.5431756

There is absolutely zero reason why a game cannot have both good gameplay and a good story. The whole idea that either one of these is unimportant is nothing more than laziness on behalf on hack developers who haven't been relevant in decades. Games can be memorable for great gameplay and no real story but that's nothing more than a glorified kids toy. A game with a great story but poor gameplay is little more than a visual novel. Make a game that succeeds in both and you have an instant classic made by a developer who can legitimately say they pushed the envelope in every category instead of cutting corners because it's "not important". Don't encourage laziness and greed.

>> No.5431772

>>5431575
Back in the day porn was made for cinemas with high production values.

I do however also enjoy older stag movies. They're not as glamorous but they have enthusiasm.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Historic_pornographic_videos

>> No.5431803

>>5430696
A game that also tells a decent story will always be more memorable to us than ones that don’t. That’s why Link’s Awakening and Majora’s Mask are considered standouts in the Zelda series for example.

>> No.5431804
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>Programmer(s) John Carmack

YIKES

>> No.5431809

>>5430696
he does seem like a guy who watches a lot of porn movies without really understanding sexuality

>> No.5431821

>>5431809
He has a wife and kid and you don't. Also that quote is probably from 25 years ago

>> No.5431858

>>5430696
This quote is exactly why he needed John Romeo and made the dumpster fire that was Quake 2 as soon as he left.

>> No.5431871

>>5431804
I was reading an old Game Informer article about this with an interview by Carmack while taking a dookie the other day

>> No.5431885

>>5431858
Pretty much. It’s kind of like a Jobs/Wozniak deal where the autistic programmer nerd needs a cool, creative thinker to bring balance to their projects.

>> No.5431898

>>5431858
>>5431885
Romero was all about gameplay. He never came up with good stories.

>> No.5431901
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>>5430741
Monster Hunter is one of the most popular series of all time and basically has no story.

Street Fighter is similarly massively popular and has a story but no one really cares about it.

The Mario series has a vague story but again is beside the point.

Tetris, perhaps the most popular puzzle game ever has zero story as well.

All that said, I appreciate and like a well told story in a game.

>> No.5431914

I agree but most people don't because they're looking for games to be the ultimate hybrid medium regardless of what aspects are lost in translation. And there certainly are some very strong tensions when trying to marry story and gameplay, it's telling that the most successful combinations of the two either have very simplistic story telling limited to just background elements such as world building and a few key events, or very limited interactivity and player agency because otherwise it wouldn't allow for the control necessary to tell a good story. Though thankfully the most demanding and engaging form of video games that is pure competitive games is mostly devoid of that shit and will always be strong no matter how much the non competitive single player "experience" side of things degrades.

>> No.5431921

>>5430696
Who does this actually trigger?

Unrelated, tons of porn exists that's nothing but story. It's called porn for women.

>> No.5431935

>>5431921
No one has ever been triggered by anything Carmack has said. OP is a tryhard fisherman but he's at least posting something other than Sega bait for once.

>> No.5431953

>>5431565
Don't keep us in suspense, did you press the fucking button or not?

>> No.5432046

>>5431953
twuzn't ez

>> No.5432051

>>5430696
It doesn't trigger people. It triggers subhuman autists who shitpost incessantly about deepest lore and shit of the sort.

>> No.5432056

>>5431901
For me story is just a nice bonus. If the game is good the story might as well make no fucking sense, but if it's a good game with good story then that's just great.

>> No.5432067

I feel like a game is the sum of its parts. A game that plays great, but looks and sounds like crap can ruin the experience. Yes gameplay is the most important, but that isn't an excuse to not try on the other parts of the game. The games that are legendary are the ones that are the complete package. Your story doesn't even have to be good it just needs to not be bad.

>> No.5432073

>>5432056
A: sfjiojseijgijs

B: aifjiwfei

A: aifjijfweiji

DOPAMINE, DOPAMINE, DOPAMINE

10/10 , would get stuck in a cyclical pattern again

>> No.5432130

>>5432056
Yeah that's my outlook as well.

>> No.5432164

>>5432073
What? I was agreeing with him.

>> No.5432254

>>5431901

Monster Hunter and SF are usually played with friends. Mario does have a story, it's just that it's honestly a children's tale (Mario Galaxy being the best example of this), and furthermore those are really simple games where a simple story is appropriate. Tetris is a puzzle game and you get to see the whole game with all its content and mechanics during the first ten seconds of playing.

>> No.5432271

>>5432073
>DOPAMINE, DOPAMINE, DOPAMINE
Ahh yiss! That's the stuff.

At first mom didn't like the idea of me spending good boy points on "those damn phone thing games" but now even someone as dumb as her sees the value in a few power ups and recharges from time to time.

>> No.5432278

>>5432254
Okay so what's your point?

>> No.5432393

>>5432278

I'm saying in one case you're wrong and in the other cases nobody wants a story in the first place. Except for Quake 1 and 3, Carmack only makes games where there's a story. Even Doom would be way worse if it didn't at least have a scenario mentioned in the instruction manual.

>> No.5432394
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*ahem*
Fuck storyfags
Fuck aestheticsfags
And fuck jarpigs

>> No.5432528
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>>5432394
Video games will never have good stories again

>> No.5432550

>>5432073
>>5432271
What the fuck are you two even on about? Talk like a real person.

>> No.5432571

>>5432393
>in the other cases nobody wants a story in the first place.

Exactly

>> No.5432580

>>5432550
Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to grow up into a real adult but I keep being held back and your outrage isn't helping much tbph.

>> No.5432584

>>5432571
No, exactly not. Carmack said the quote in OP because people began pointing out that his games should have more story. Most of his games don't apply to those other games you're talking about.

You're trying to answer the question of why a slow as fuck game like Doom 3 didn't have the story a game like that should clearly have by comparing it to Tetris.

>> No.5432598

>>5431804
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GUYS HE ONLY POSTED A ONE WORD RESPONSE! SEE HOW COOL AND ABOVE IT ALL HE IS! YIKES OOF WEW LAD DAMN SON!
Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. I hope you are destroyed. I want you to be raped, I hate you so much. Fuck you, with every fiber of my being fuck you. Stop posting like fucking girls on this board. Stop responding with one word comments like "yikes" or "oof." This shit is fucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to fucking long.
>"b-but I was just talking like a girl ironically"
Oh yeah, and I dressed your dad up in a wig and fucked him up the ass "ironically." Wow so funny am I right? What irony! Stop ruining this fucking board with this fucking yikes bullshit. Nobody is better for having read a single word comment just saying yikes. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your comment is such that it is actively destroying the internet one bit at a time. Maybe those pixels that would have been used to say "yikes" on your screen could go to a more worthy cause, like reddit or a facebook group!
>"yik-"
No stop right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "yikes," I know you just can't get enough of that retarded shit. I want you to know you're disappointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked. Nobody comes here so they can see the word "yikes" unaccompanied by anything else. If that were the case, they could just get a marker and some paper and write "yikes" on their own time. Leave it by their computer maybe. Fuck you and your yikes.
>"please, st-stop being mean to me"
Then fix your life. Fix how you comment. Maybe fix what sites you go to. Stop with this yikes crap that's just fucking irritating.
Remember this: nobody wants, nobody likes, yikes yikes yikes

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>>5432598

>> No.5432632

>ITT: Plebs who think story, plot, and narrative are the same thing

>> No.5432639

>>5432632

To Carmack they are.

>> No.5432647

>>5430696
The only people who could have a problem with this are VN fags and Jarpigs. Neither of which are capable of a valid opinion.

>> No.5432684

>>5431901
>Monster Hunter is one of the most popular series of all time and basically has no story.
( citation needed )

>> No.5432685

>>5432598
oof, that's a yikes for me senpai.

>> No.5432690

>>5432598
based

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>>5432632
mind=blown

>>5432598
hubba hubba

>> No.5432772

>>5432580
Your mother should probably look into a post-birth abortion

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>>5432772
no u

>> No.5432806

>>5430696
I find it to be a lazy analogy. It's only one step above food metaphors.

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>>5430857
PC-98 thread?

>> No.5432891

>>5432598
oof

>> No.5432904
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>>5432891
How does one post this shit:

>Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. I hope you are destroyed. I want you to be raped, I hate you so much. Fuck you, with every fiber of my being fuck you. Stop posting like fucking girls on this board. Stop responding with one word comments like "yikes" or "oof." This shit is fucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to fucking long.

>Oh yeah, and I dressed your dad up in a wig and fucked him up the ass "ironically." Wow so funny am I right? What irony! Stop ruining this fucking board with this fucking yikes bullshit.

>No stop right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "yikes," I know you just can't get enough of that retarded shit. I want you to know you're disappointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked. Nobody comes here so they can see the word "yikes" unaccompanied by anything else. If that were the case, they could just get a marker and some paper and write "yikes" on their own time. Leave it by their computer maybe. Fuck you and your yikes.

>Then fix your life. Fix how you comment. Maybe fix what sites you go to. Stop with this yikes crap that's just fucking irritating. Remember this: nobody wants, nobody likes, yikes yikes yikes

and expect for others to attempt to be better people?:

>Nobody is better for having read a single word comment just saying yikes. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your comment is such that it is actively destroying the internet one bit at a time. Maybe those pixels that would have been used to say "yikes" on your screen could go to a more worthy cause, like reddit or a facebook group!

He's either larping, unstable, or alldeeaboove.

>> No.5432909

>>5432584
I don't care why he said it or that he was talking about Doom.

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>>5432909
Oh, well, doom 2016 is a good game for having its story ironically about how little itself cares for it.

>> No.5433150

>>5432923
Sure. I never said story was a bad thing or that it's not a good addition to a game. I was responding to this

>>5430741
>Games with good gameplay but bad storytelling are forgotten faster than the opposite.

I don't really see that.

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>>5430696
He's right, you know

>> No.5433161

>>5433150
> > Games with good gameplay but bad storytelling are forgotten faster than the opposite.
It's the opposite IMO. I don't recall any story-based games with poor (or non-existing) game-play.

>> No.5433174

>>5433161
Final Fantasy says hi

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>>5430696
Gameplay and story are opposite since one is about player agency and making decisions which affect the outcome of whatever the game is and the other is relaying a narrative of something predetermined. It's possible to emulsify the two together but they'll always be butting heads and most often one ends up being at the expense of another.

>> No.5433270

>>5431772
Enthusiasm is why I prefer older tokusatsu shows to newer ones, the premises are all still fuckin ridiculous, but I feel like the crazy shit is taken more seriously in the old programs, and they did shit that would never show up in modern shows (ie. Shocker having literal nazis in their ranks). I think they traded the insanity for teen drama, which is pretty lame by comparison.

>> No.5433274

>>5431582
tell me more about the cutscene gameplay

>> No.5433276

>>5430696
All my watersports and omorashi porn usually contain some sort of story. It's better that way. It makes the wetting more believable

>> No.5433474

>>5433270
I believe newer generations are more self-conscious about that kind of things. You can see it in modern comedy too. That kind of over the top shows or comedies are now too extreme or self-aware and have lost a lot of the charm and sincerity that made them popular.

It's the same thing why we don't have anymore clowns like Chaplin, Keaton, or Peter Sellers. People are afraid to show that artistry and vulnerability because comedy has gotten too cynical.

>> No.5433481

>>5433276
I watch mostly hot glue and those never have a story attached, but I like to make up my own because it's hotter that way.

>> No.5433547

>>5431803
tetris is pure gameplay and I can implement the game from memory alone

>> No.5433638
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>>5432874
This route would have been better with no story at all

>> No.5433649

>>5432923
What a load of shit
>WATCH Doom 2016 Says F*** OFF to Story in Games and its Beautiful
The guy dismisses a talking box once but thats just because he fucking hates the robot boss. The game forces you to wait on average 3+ minutes for a boring dialogue dump every 30 minutes with no way to skip anything. Its not as bad as HL2 but its still worse than HL1

>> No.5433678

>>5431582

>Be me
>Told by marine boss to run from room to room
>Suddenly I get captured
>AAAH AAAH *censored* MY LEGS AAH AAH
>WELCOME BACK MARINE, WE WON'T KILL YOU CUZ.. THIS KID SAYS YOU'RE OKAY.
>NOW GET TO THE NEXT ROOM!!
>shoot some enemies

>> No.5433776

>>5431803
I don't think that's true at all.

>> No.5434184

>>5430708
You're an idiot, the porn in the 70's/80's had a ton of plot. They had period-pieces, mystery thrillers, fantasy movies, science fiction, all with sets and a script longer than 2 pages.

The late 80's, 90's, is when porn fucking died and became nothing but gratuitous gangbangs and close-ups on gaping assholes.

>> No.5434187

>>5433474
Blame post-modernism.

>> No.5434192

>>5434184
At least there's still JAV where censorship prohibits closeups.

>> No.5434195

>>5431871
Wow, a literal shit post.

>> No.5434198

>>5434192
Except I'm not going to watch censored porn.

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>>5434184
Oh how the times change

>> No.5434269

>>5430696
No he's not and even he eventually realized it. Now fuck off to your containment general Doombaby.

>> No.5434273

>>5434198
Genitals are the worst part of pornography.

>> No.5434282

>>5434273
t. manchild

>> No.5434316

>>5430708
Duuuude complex narratives fucking get me off. I love that shit so much. Surface level shit is so boring now

>> No.5434320

>>5431582
The Strogification is way overhyped and utterly ruined by them reusing the same two second grunt soundbytes whenever something brutal happened. It's only iconic because of retarded kids like you thinking whoa this is toooootes hardcore better not show mum she'll ground me jajajaja

>> No.5434325

>>5432067
> A game that plays great, but looks and sounds like crap can ruin the experience

Roguelikes basically disprove this

Good gameplay can make up for a bad story or bad graphics, but no amount of story or graphics can make up for a game not being fun to play

>> No.5434448

>>5430696
Narrative >>> Lore.
I want to be told a good story, but I don't want to be asked to explore a world in detail.

>> No.5434472

>>5434320

Very true, when I reached that point I was expecting something epic seeing how everybody hyped the fuck out of it.
but then.. grunt grunt aaaaaaah grunt grunt aaaaah and then that white screen when they saw his legs off so you can't see anything.

>> No.5434502

>>5433270
This was because the shows moved from primetime to Sunday morning. The "take itself seriously" stuff was more for the parents that would be watching with the kids, and the shows were treated more like family entertainment than kids shows.

>> No.5434548

>>5430696
because a lot of people don't want a game to be challenging. They just want to watch a film where they are the main star.

>> No.5434557

>>5433276
based

>> No.5434558

>>5434448
This is like the polar opposite of my preference. I love a world full of lore I can explore and dig into, but playing through a linear story has very little appeal.

>> No.5434565

>>5434558
That's because you're a dork!

>> No.5434576

>>5430696
well, he's not exactly right. I mean, you can bring an interesting narrative in segments inbetween whatever the gameplay segements might be.
it's an episodic construct more than anything, based on a reward system. you are gratified for playing the game by experiencing story bits and pieces until the whole thing unfolds. it's a quite exaggerated thing to compare it to porn, even outrageously so because narrative in games is still more important than just getting a dopamine hit from watching erotic acts. because ask yourself, do you want games with good gameplay and shit story or games with good gameplay and good story? the gameplay is more important, yes but it doesn't make the whole product.

>> No.5434596

>>5434565
Well I'd rather be a dork than whatever you are. I like gameplay heavy games not stories you have to press X over and over to keep reading.

>> No.5434598

>>5434558
Games are well praised if they spend more edfort towards good story (FFVI and Chrono Trigger) or lore (elder scrolls and souls series), but games that do both well for some reason to get that same praise, the ones I'm thinking of are FFXII and Mass Effect 2.

>> No.5434621

>>5434598
Would you expect them to get more praise... ?

>> No.5434624

>>5431565
>>5433678
>be me
Who else would you be you reddit fuck

>> No.5434641

>>5434192
A lot of JAVs are 1-2 hrs long with half of that being story
Even the nip VR porn burns my eyes with reading subs for 20 minutes

>> No.5434663

I would guess it goes something like this.
Good story>No story>>>Bad story.

>> No.5434703

Story is just an aspect of a games presentation.

>> No.5434709

>>5434663
Yes.

>>5434663
Nah.

>> No.5434713

Can none of you retards read? Nowhere does Carmack say there should be no story, he literally says a story is expected to be there. He also does not imply that porn movies don't or shouldn't have stories, because he's not talking about your modern BLACKED video that is just two people suddenly fucking.

>> No.5434747

>>5430696
Gameplay is more important, but video games allow for more interactive storytelling compared to movies and books. Not taking advantage of that is kind of silly. I guess it makes sense for him to think that way because he's more interested in the technical side of things, but that's why he needed a partner who was more interested in the artistic side of it.

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tfw: New porn is just proper acting in a good movie

>> No.5434794

>>5430696
Because he assumes the only movie you can have is porn and the only game you can have is FPS.
So it's less of triggering and more of blatant ignorance, while done by someone from the industry.

>> No.5434956

>>5434713
>he literally says a story is expected to be there.

Yeah and he's wrong. Whatever.

>> No.5434960

>>5434713
p.s. blacked/tushy/vixen etc all have stories attached, usually narrated be the main female actress. As far as porn goes it's pretty story-heavy.

>> No.5435007

>>5434184
Lol no. That old porn you’re talking about is phoned-in plots that are mostly parodies. What I’m referring to are modern porn scenarios that are mostly niche, private sellers. The market now is amazing.

>> No.5435408

>>5434641
Learn Japanese

>> No.5435542

>>5432598
that's going to be a yikes from me dawg

>> No.5435545

>>5433158
I think I've seen you before... Are you... Von Ribbentrop?

>> No.5435578
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>>5432598

>> No.5435906

>>5431804
Doom RPG is unironically better than Doom proper

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>>5435906
DoomRL is better than both. DoomRL is pretty fucking awesome.

>> No.5436432

>>5434596
Nerd!

>> No.5437593

>>5435952
This. If you wanted to play "half realtime" RPGs, play Chocobo Dungeon instead.

>> No.5437596

>>5432874
>>5432874
>Macfag
Gross desu. Also SOTS is just fanservice for 90s animes.

>> No.5437616

>>5435952
DoomRL

yeah, how is that so good? but it is

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>>5431898
And Carmack was nothing but a graphics whore. As interesting and unique as Doom 3 was, the engine is what was really impressive about it. It still looks good even today.

>> No.5437641

>>5437625
Yup and ID had a neato physics engine that they made themselves and when Valve said that they should let the players toy with it; they were all nah that's too powerful they'd break the engine.

que Source and Half Life 2

>> No.5437760

>>5437593
Chocobo's dungeon is trash

>> No.5439386

>>5437625

Gonna be honest here, after replaying Doom3 and ROE with the HD graphics pack I greatly desire more.
Funny how that goes, when Doom3 came out everybody wanted Doom2 gameplay, then Doom4 came out and now people miss Doom3 gameplay.

>> No.5439394

>>5430741
>Games with good gameplay but bad storytelling are forgotten faster than the opposite
I guess Pac-Man fever was nothing then, same with Donkey Kong. Have you heard of an excellent but forgotten game called Tetris?
>>5432254
>>5432393
Read Carmack's quote again. Mario doesn't have good "story telling". The story is just there so there is a reason for Mario to do the things he is doing. The princess is captured by King Koopa hence why he has to rush through all these levels with enemies.

>> No.5439429

>>5430696

Of course HE would say that, all his games are nothing more but running from point A to point B and opening a door or pushing a button.

If Carmack had made Chrono Trigger it would have been 10 minutes long.

>> No.5439435

>>5439394
Their success is relative to the other games around it. The standard has improved since then. I can promise you that if the original Mario was released today (even with modern graphics) no one would play it.

>> No.5439464

Definitely this. I don't play a video game for the story, I play it for exciting gameplay. The story is nice... I want the story to be there... but if I was looking for story over experience, I'd read a book or watch a movie.

>> No.5439473

>>5439435
The standards of game mechanics and due to the technology that has gotten better along with it. That doesn't matter though, because those games will be remember for a long, long time, and they already have for well over two decades now. They aren't remembered for their story, but their gameplay during that time period and how they propelled video games forward.

>> No.5440159

>>5434325
Roglike graphics are not bad, they functional.

>> No.5440182

>>543083
You have rather female oriented tastes for how you like your porn.

>> No.5440247

>>5430696
Well he's talking from the perspective of a FPS developer. And FPS hardy ever were anything more the glorified shooting galleries. This might be the most stale gaming genre to date. FPS are a fad that already overstayed it's welcome years before, just like the J'nR/Platformer fad on 8- and 16-bit machines that littered the gaming market on every single platform with games of that kind - or even worse were the mascot J'n'R's.

>> No.5440264

>>5430696
Not really. Story adds context to gameplay and makes a good game more enjoyable because it gives the player something to think about afterwards. You can have an objectively perfect game without story, e.g Tetris, but those titles don't have any longevity beyond the initial experience of playing the game.

Story is important in porn for the same reason. You can have two people fucking in a sterile white room, but the setup of how a rugged plumber came to fuck a slutty house wife is much more alluring in the long run.

>> No.5440390

>>5440264
In my view if the gameplay is good enough that's all the player needs to think about.

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>>5439386
I always felt Doom 3 was a good change of pace, but still liked the first games' gameplay too. Not sure when or why everyone turned on it.

>> No.5441732

>>5440264
>Story is important
>story
>important
Anon if I want to have a decent story I would rather read an actual book where an author usually cares enough about the quality of a story. Games are fine enough with basic stories and characters and so were they decades ago. Who cares about who's right or wrong, if there's some message behind it all or if there are 'tragic backstories' or nonsense like that, I just want to play the damn game and have fun with it. Even text adventures and RPGs are more interesting for the interactions than for actual plot and you won't change my opinion on it no matter how much people like you want to jerk off as pseudo-intellectuals (I bet you never actually read war and piece or Jason and the argonauts just to name some famous stories).

>> No.5441759

Aren't Carmack and co. into D&D though.

>> No.5441791

>>5440390
I can respect that. Personally I get more immersed if I have an entertaining story to chew on, but if you're a Hegre kind of person then that's okay too.

>> No.5442087

because the buildup/foreplay in porn is the best part. I usually stop watching after penetration

>> No.5442093

>>5430864
>Seeing her enjoy herself is kind of satisfying on its own
women don't really enjoy sex, in fact a lot of times its painful

>> No.5443203

>>5442087

I hear that, I find the whole "well maybe I'll just take off my top then.." moment the best.