Mario

[Anonymous No.5388206]

>be me playing Super Mario 64
>realize this game isn’t that good as people say it is
>bad physics
>too slippery
>only good thing about the game is Bob-Omb Battlefield
>me when game isn’t good
>(pic related)

[Anonymous No.5388215]

>>5388206
3D Mario is a meme, the last exceptional Mario was SML2

[Anonymous No.5388231]

Super Mario 64 is an amazing game.
I feel sorry for those memers who pretend to not like it.

[Anonymous No.5388236]

>>5388206
>>5388215
back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.5388269]

>>5388206
myb u just suck at games, ever consider that?

[Anonymous No.5388295]

>>5388206
I have unironically never liked the 3D games of 64 as much as most of their 2D counterparts. Zelda, Mario, DK... I far prefer the 2D Metroids at large to the Prime series, as well, but that wasn't 64 either.

I don't know, man. Those games got their roots in 2D for me and that's where they're best experienced. The whole thing is designed around precision and exacting jumps and landings and timings (well, not to a Kaizo level or anything). 3D takes that away and, like you said, incorporates all this slipping and this weird turning and fiddling with the god damn camera.

I prefer the likes of LTTP or the first Zelda, I prefer SMB2&3, I prefer Metroid and Super Metroid, DKC1-3... I dunno, the 3D games lost this magic in an era where gaming became about selling the tech, rather than what it did.
Still, I don't DISlike them. They all bring their own thing to their series and have fun, unique elements. A lot of games tried to clone SM64 and failed.

That all being said, 'not good' is not what I'd call any of those games. 'Dated' at worst, maybe.

[Anonymous No.5388331]

>generic health bar instead of powerup-based health
>progress hinges on collectathon mechanics since theres no real level design and worlds are just collections of random gimmicky mini-scenarios, save the Bowser levels
>instant death pitfalls are everywhere and totally out of place given the supposed exploration focus of the gameplay
>only real threat from regular enemies comes from being pushed to a pitfall, and the camera will cause that more often than the actual enemies

New SMB and 3D Land/World saved the franchise 2bh. They are the true successors of the original 2D series

[Anonymous No.5388341]

>>5388331
imagine being this contrarian.

[Anonymous No.5388508]

>>5388331
I agree, I genuinely like 3D World way more than the other 3D marios.

[Anonymous No.5388532]

mario 64 is a master piece.
sega widows be seething.

[Sage No.5388710]

>be me
>call OP an eceleb loving faggot
>sage the thread

[Anonymous No.5388938]

It was funner back in the day. Everyone really fucking NEEDED everything to be in 3D.

[Anonymous No.5388987]

[Anonymous No.5389149]

>>5388206
>be underage bandwagoner playing SM64
>realize i cant git gud
>bad skills
>too lazy
>only good enough to get to the first stage
>me when not good enough for game
>(fitting picture of fucktard)

[Anonymous No.5389154]

>>5388236
Most of /v/ wasn’t even born when SML2 came out. I don’t think most of /v/ even knows that game exists.

[Anonymous No.5389160]

>>5388206
It holds up well overall but I will admit I’m not nearly as fond of the basement worlds as I am the main floor ones.

[Anonymous No.5389186]

>>5388295
I think Prime is better than NES Metroid at least, never got the Super Metroid comparisons because the first Prime feels more like a really good translation of the original game in 3D in the movement and everything, it even perfected the whole beam switch thing that was just used sparsely in the first game.

>>5388331
3D World is good but it feels like something that should have been released way before it did, like a decade earlier or something. Maybe Miyamoto should have done that instead of the original NSMB since it does feel like the next logical step in the gameplay and they didn't got close to Mario 3 or World in that one anyway.

[Anonymous No.5389203]

>>5388206

[Anonymous No.5389247]

>>5388987
>everyone who disagrees with that youtube told me is a contrarian
kids. lol

[Anonymous No.5389480]

>>5388206
>be OP
>be faggot

[Anonymous No.5389524]

>>5388295
It's simple. Most early 3D games fucking sucked and looked absolutely terrible. They also aged horribly. Nobody dares admit it because they think it's an unpopular opinion.

[Anonymous No.5389526]

>>5388331
I agree with you until you said you liked NSMB.

[Anonymous No.5389612]

>>5388206
>realize this game isn’t that good as people say it is

lying fuck

[Anonymous No.5389632]

[Anonymous No.5389675]

>>5388987
>>5389247
>you have to completely agree or disagree with what some random person on the internet says!
What if I told you there's also a thing named 'not caring about what other people think and just liking things because of the things themselves'?
Stop being so focused on what others think of your hobby you insecure manchildren.

[Anonymous No.5389678]

Oh look, it's the "that famous game is not that good" daily thread!

[Anonymous No.5389707]

>>5388231
The controls still feel fresh after all these years

[Anonymous No.5389730]

I also didn't like it all that much and find pretty much all the 2D Marios much superior. The exploration, the best part of the game, isn't that interesting as an adult (but fantastic as a kid because everything feelsweird, foreign and Mysterious). The gameplay is only so-so at best, the controls and camera really aren't that good and repeated Star fetching is kind of annoying.

t. Zoomer

[Anonymous No.5389743]

I don't think anyone thinks nintendy shit is good, its just stockholm syndrome from growing up with it. I got a gamecube a few years after release and it came with this disc that had every single zelda up to a demo of windwaker on it, I thought great, now I can see what my friends have been raving about.
Absolute.
Fucking.
Trash.
I went for OOT first, I think I made it to the fish dungeon before completely giving up, what a horrible fucking game. Completely fucking empty, horrible game design (even basic shit like spamming the a button through a tutorial ends up with you repeating it) and the graphics look like total shit. I then tried Majora's mask and while the world was much more interesting, the core gameplay of 'press a while locked on to a thing' was still the same uninspired boring shit. You can't even jump.
I feel the same way about mario 64, there's basically no redeeming qualities to it aside from the music providing a perfect soundtrack to some kind of hybrid kindergarten/mental asylum. Everything on the 64 fucking sucks except for Hybrid Heaven, Operation Winback and Pokemon Snap. I just don't know how nintendo do it, my friend just gave me his 3DS and I have no idea what to even pirate for it since there's fuck all that I want to play, at least the DS had some interesting 3rd party shit, 3DS has what, an (actually pretty bad despite the apologists) ace combat game?

[Anonymous No.5389747]

>>5388206
>>bad physics
>>too slippery
Huh? The physics and controls of SM64 are perfect and considered one of its strongest points. Bad/slippery physics only start to occur if you're playing on an emulator.

[Anonymous No.5389750]

>5389743
you don't even deserve my (you)

[Anonymous No.5389772]

>>5389747
Virtual console release is also like that, so i guess nintendo can't even emulate their own system correctly.

[Anonymous No.5389810]

>>5389772
Just because they designed it doesn't mean they can magically emulate it. The N64 will never be emulated properly.

[Anonymous No.5389815]

>>5388206
BASED & RED PILLED

[Anonymous No.5389835]

>>5389526
Whats wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.5389870]

>>5389835
Probably that it's new.

[Anonymous No.5389871]

The 2D game are definitely better (and also sell a lot better, which Nintendo hates).

[Anonymous No.5389906]

>>5389154
Yet your IQ isn't higher than those underage memers'

[Anonymous No.5389987]

>>5388206
Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.5390029]

Contrarianism is a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.5390324]

[Anonymous No.5390649]

>>5389524
>unpopular opinion
Saying mario 64 and ocarina of time were bad is baby's first contrarian opinion.
You may as well add that half life 2 is bad and quake is overrated

[Anonymous No.5390656]

>>5390649
yeah and thats why contrarians should never be taken seriously, they are barely human.

[Anonymous No.5390691]

>>5389675
>thick irony
kek