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This right here? This motherfucker is the deadliest son of a bitch in the history of gaming.

PROVE ME WRONG?

>> No.5388178

>>5388173
I can't, it definitely has the highest kill count of any enemy in any game ever.

The ghosts from pacman would be a contender if there weren't 4 individual ones.

>> No.5388195

>>5388178
Blinky would be way ahead of the other ghosts, but you're right.

>> No.5388201

>>5388178
Even with 4 ghosts, people die to ghosts at least three times every time they play the game. The Goomba generally only kills you once or twice.

>> No.5388212
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5388212

>>5388173

>> No.5388235

>>5388212
>killcount is 7 because that's how many people have actually gotten that far

>> No.5388289

>>5388212
How many got that far?

>> No.5388301

>>5388212
People who got to him generally knew what they were doing. That Goomba in the OP has laid waste to millions of people who picked up a game for the first time, even children.

>> No.5388334

>>5388301
>even children.
One time I part of a onstage presentation of vintage games I can confirm this. All of them them died and GAVE UP on this spot.

>> No.5388397

funny comedy jokes

>> No.5388406

>>5388397
Hmm.

Anything else?

>> No.5388516

>>5388334
Tell us more horror stories of that day, anon. I'm feeling too happy and I need to lose my faith in humanity more.

>> No.5388520

>>5388516
Too drunk. Ask 6-9 hours later.

>> No.5388525

>>5388173
i don't know if he's the deadliest, but he sure had a part in sega's shamefull death.

>> No.5388537
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5388537

This is how I feel starting up a Mario game and not being careful

>> No.5388541

>>5388537
you feel fat gay and stupid?
that's just another day at the office for you.

>> No.5388545

>>5388541
Wit, truly, thy name is Anonymous.

>> No.5388553

>>5388545
>this much sperg
lol sperg

>> No.5388562

>>5388173
>blue sky
Get this un-authentic garbage off my board.

>> No.5388605

>>5388173
I make a point of dying to the first goomba in every Mario platformer as tribute.

>> No.5388612

>>5388201
yeah but literally everyone has played smb

>> No.5388615

>>5388173
>Blue sky
>Orange bricks
>Orange goomba
Disgusting. It’s like you to don’t care about the developers intentions.

>> No.5388676

>>5388173
The deadliest thing in cancer, like you

>> No.5388680

>>5388173
Why is the sky blue and not purple?

>> No.5388714
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5388714

>>5388173

>> No.5388720

>>5388195
>Blinky
>Not pinky

Son...

>> No.5388801

>>5388173
Fuck I just started playing this and I can't figure out how to get by this guy. I can't get away from him! If I run to the right I run right into him and if I run to the left he eventually catches up to me! H E L P !

>> No.5388881

>>5388235
>>5388289
>>5388301
The password to get to this nigger are the most famous 10 digits in the history of gaming.

PROVE ME WRONG?

>> No.5389106
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5389106

>>5388173
>clickbait arrows

Sigh, the cancer from /v/ has now metastasized on /vr/.
Whelp, we had a good run.
Time to move on to other classic gaming forums.

>> No.5389414

>>5389106
Get outta my room, mom.

>> No.5389904

>>5388520
Surely you're sober by now. Story time, please.

>> No.5389935

goombas are what the mushroom kingdom gets for refusing to build a wall around world 8

>> No.5389974

>>5389935
I chuckled sensibly.

>> No.5391408

>>5388173
sky is the wrong color

>> No.5391419

Super Mario Bros. is dated garbage. Those guys are too hard!

>> No.5391487

>>5389935
But 8-3 IS the wall.

>> No.5391495

>>5389414
>>5389106
LEave her alone, she's just waiting for her daily dose of this dick

>> No.5391521
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5391521

>>5388173
Kill yourself

>> No.5391590

>>5391521
Pardon?

>> No.5391613
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5391613

>>5388173
That goomba maybe kills many people once, but pic related kills the player every single time he's encountered.

>> No.5391619
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5391619

>>5388173
Bitch, please. How many real people has he killed?

>> No.5391628

>>5391590
Anon means kys. He used use the long way of writing it that people over 12 do.

>> No.5391746

>>5391613
hold f

>> No.5391752
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5391752

>>5388553

>> No.5391756

>>5388612
>what is Pac-man fever?
That's like Soviet era deathcounts

>> No.5391757
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5391757

>>5391746

>> No.5391770

>>5391757
roastie btfo

>> No.5392550

>>5391757
>>5391770
You can't avoid the monster(s) forever, eventually a second one will appear and they flank you...

>> No.5392873

>>5392550
>>5391521

>> No.5393828

>>5392873
What is your problem?

>> No.5393858

>>5393828
I'm going out on a limb and guessing 'tripfag.' Just a shot.
>>5388173
>can kill you in one shot
>capable of infinite movement in either direction
>automatically about-face on walls
B E A S T
M O D E

>> No.5393870

>>5388615
It's a Nesticle screencap. That thing always did have wildly inaccurate colors.

>> No.5393874

...are we still going on about the sky color thing?

>> No.5393893

The NES color palette is a real bastard to figure out because it uses NTSC rather than RGB values, on top of which different PPU revisions had slightly different colors, and different models of TVs show colors slightly differently, or depending on how they're adjusted, and the NTSC-J spec was also slightly different from the NTSC-U one.

>> No.5393907 [SPOILER] 
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5393907

pshh, nothing personnel, malax

>> No.5395108
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5395108

>>5388173
Pardon?

>> No.5395556
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5395556

>>5395108
NO. FUCK OFF OTTO

>> No.5397035
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5397035

>>5395108
This is the right answer

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>>5395108

>> No.5397327
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5397327

>warpless run on smb
>reach 8-4 with fire flower
>easy peasy
>get clipped on toe by pic related
>proceed to lose the 13 extra lives i had accumulated between final hammer bro's and bowser's random jumps
>game over

>> No.5397523

>>5395108
This is the only fucker with an irl kill count

>> No.5397695

>>5391752
haha I always think homer is so funny

>> No.5397881
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5397881

>>5395108

>> No.5399418
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5399418

>>5395108

>> No.5399819

>>5397327
So i guess you could say it was... cheep?

>> No.5401753
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5401753

>>5399418
haaaa... i get it

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5401775

>>5388173

>> No.5401820
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5401820

>>5401775

>> No.5402636

>>5401775
zoom zoom

>> No.5403101
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5403101

>>5388173
Nope. This god damn bridge.

>> No.5403107

>>5388680
Is this a real thing? It was always blue, Anon.

>> No.5403212
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5403212

This goombanigger comes up and slap your girlfriend on the ass. What do?

>> No.5403393

>>5388537
its always a really? i fucked that up? really? that goomba?

>> No.5403394
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5403394

>>5391757

>> No.5403395

>>5403212
jump on him

>> No.5403456

>>>/v/ is that way, retarded shitposters

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5404165

>>5403456

>> No.5404171

>>5403212
>slap
With what?