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Meanwhile on alternate dimension where these fuckers review retro games instead of cars...

>> No.5333139

>Did I play it? My memory isn't that great after...
>Fucking eurofags, where's my Acorn?
>[something interesting from the only actually likable person in the group]

>> No.5333158

>>5333135

Clarkson: If you want to know what the Sega Megadrive sounds like, just place your arsehole onto an electric megaphone and blow.

>> No.5333167

>>5333158
>And this makes Commodore Amiga the best personal computer... in the world.

>> No.5333181

>>5333135
James May would own a Speccy and enjoy the hell out of it

>> No.5333564

>>5333135
Jeremy Clarkson did indeed write articles for an Amstrad magazine
https://www.reddit.com/r/thegrandtour/comments/5qcdhu/jeremy_clarkson_amstrad_game_reviews/

>> No.5333586

Something something Amiga something.

>> No.5333610

>show segment where celebrities come together to play co-op Metal Slug and there is a drawing board with top scores

>> No.5333620

>>5333610
>Some say, he can beat Super Mario by going left and that he once managed to shoot the dog in the Duck Hunt. All we know is he's called the Stig.

>> No.5333701

>GREAT NEWS
>What?
>The Atari Jaguar
>*everbody laughs*

>> No.5333712

>>5333135
>And now, Turok 2: Seeds of Evil for the Gameb-
>Ebil.
>No, no, I'm pretty sure it's Evil
>No, it says "v", but it's pronounced with a "b"
>Well, whatever, anyway, the Turok-
>Whateber.

>> No.5333789
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5333789

I guess he'd do speedruns then?

>> No.5333791
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5333791

>>5333789
He needs a proper visual update for that.

>> No.5336031

>>5333791
That doesn't look very speedy.

>> No.5336075

Considering they berate any car with an engine larger than 900 ccs for being "like an American yacht", the video game version would have them disparage games that aren't demoscene styled games.

>oite, today we'll be looking at a game called Ghostbusters, loosely based on the movie from the same name, for the commode 64.
>upon starting the game up, you hear someone desperately trying to say "Ghostbusters" before drowning
>and then finally, you hear a rather anemic tune that vaguely sounds like the Ghostbusters theme, and the only sprite on screen is a bouncing ball for the sing along.
>what kind of music is this? Where are the arpeggios, where are the triangle kicks, where are those funky groves? This is an American game, isn't it?
>*everyone laughs*
>just look at this game, there's literally nothing going on! Who on earth would think this would be appealing?
>you do know this is one of the top commode 64 games, right?
>wot? According to whom, the Americans?
>actually the Europeans think so as well!
>oh my lord. I can't bloody wait for sharia law to take over.

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5336086

>>5333620
>>5333789
Some say he got 101% completion rate in Super Metroid.
Some say Lara Croft is still looking for nude codes for him.
Some say he beat Super Mario 64 with a single quarter A press.
All we know is, he is called the /vr/ig (Stig's retro game playing cousin)!

>> No.5336105

>>5336031
...Have you even played DOOM perchance?

>> No.5336121
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5336121

>>5336031
It may not look speedy but Doom guy is one fast motherfucker in it.

>> No.5336129

Coming up this week...

>I shoot a man
>Richard jumps over a pit
>James plays a game gear

>> No.5336147

>>5333181
No, he's too much of a ponce for a Speccy.
Hammond would have the Speccy. But he'd crash it. A lot.
And set at least one on fire accidentally somehow.

>> No.5336157

>>5333620
Kek

>> No.5336246

>>5336121
the pic posted is from doom 2016 though

>> No.5336258
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5336258

>On today's show:
>Richard gets jiggy with Banjo Kazooie
>James goes Behind Enemy Lines
>and I master F-Zero X

>> No.5336265

>>5336246
2016 didn't make him any slower actually.
Quite the opposite.

>> No.5336273

>>5336246
I take it you've never played Doom 2016.

>> No.5337375

subs for the Corin McCurae Rarry Speciaru, when?

>> No.5337380

>>5333564
The best part about it is that he was surprised they even published it.