Thoughts on Dorrie /vr/?

[Anonymous No.5319945]

[Anonymous No.5319951]

>>5319945
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=dorrie
needs more 34

[Anonymous No.5319956]

>>5319945
If you mess with her long enough she can cause you damage. Nintendo says so, but zoomer babbys like to give up before work pays off.

[Anonymous No.5319973]

super cute!

[Anonymous No.5321501]

Helpful and cute. I was happy to see her again in Mario Odyssey.

[Anonymous No.5321518]

I challenge you to find a better example of soul versus soulless.

[Anonymous No.5321532]

>>5321501
lookin' real dapper

[Anonymous No.5321540]

>>5321518
that remake... ugh, the additional playable characters didn't make up for the changes they made to the game along with there being NO FUCKING ANALOG JOYSTICK!!!

[Anonymous No.5321547]

>>5321540
I always wanted to play mario 64 as Luigi, so it at least gave me the chance to do so (even though he broke the game with his abilities) otherwise yeah it's not the best. The extra content is all it has going for it. Has anyone tried to hack mario 64 to add the new areas and the 30 extra stars or at least the ones that wouldn't require the other characters? I'd play the shit out of that

[Anonymous No.5321610]

>>5319945
Someone should make a ROM hack where if you pound Dorrie 10 times she eats you like the Big Blubba fish in Tiny Huge Island

[Anonymous No.5321637]

>>5321532
I bet the original Dorrie would look even better in a tophat

[Anonymous No.5321658]

>>5321610
She does attack, but you have to bother her for a long time.

[Anonymous No.5321679]

>>5321658
This seems like some my dad works at Nintendo bullshit.

[Anonymous No.5321723]

>>5321679
Nintendo is the source, faggot, from the official Super Mario 64 Player's Guide. Screencaps of it have been posted multiple times for months.

[Anonymous No.5321729]

Haven't seen any myself and I lurk these SM64 threads often. The guide doesn't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.5321736]

>>5321729
>Haven't seen any myself a
Lurk more

>>5321729
>The guide doesn't mean shit.
OK, I'll just ignore Nintendo's word and take yours, then. Plus I've seen her do it. You zoomers just have no patience. None. At. All.

[Anonymous No.5321754]

>>5321736
Burden of proof is now on you sugartits. Let's see it. But I know you won't do anything, you're gonna reply with more limp excuses and continue shitposting with this meme.
If you're really actually telling the truth and you're so patient, surely it's a simple matter of doing this yourself and proving me wrong with some screenshots.

So instead of actually doing that, how about you reply with more mental gymnastics and keep the shitposting loop going with more zoomer memes? Be a good little predictable /v/ poster and prove me right, cunt.

[Anonymous No.5321763]

>>5321754
No, faggot, the authority on the subject says it's possible, the burden is now on YOU to do it. That is how the world really works.

[Anonymous No.5321764]

>>5321763
Thanks for proving me right.

[Anonymous No.5321768]

>>5321764
You lost, idiot. Nintendo published a motherfucking print magazine during its heyday with Super Mario 64 saying it's true, you're just assblasted.

[Anonymous No.5321773]

>>5321764
>>5321768
will you fags just make out already?

[Anonymous No.5321778]

>>5319945
It's weird how many things in SM64 felt like they didn't belong in a Mario game. Dorrie at least somewhat looked fitting.

>>5321518
>Scared some kids
Dorrie is nothing compared to that fucking eel.

[Anonymous No.5321786]

>>5321778
or the fucking piano

[Anonymous No.5321795]

>>5321786
Man why the fuck was SM64 so spooky

[Anonymous No.5321821]

>>5321547
Playing as Wario was a trip but after a few stars the novelty wore off, seems like the same happened for you with Luigi.

[Anonymous No.5321889]

>>5321821
>super high jumping can scale several things mario never could
>Longjump is rediculous
>has his floaty legs so can semi hover
>Backflip turns into the helicopter spin

it was literally cheating

[Anonymous No.5321923]

>>5321773
It's a sad state of affairs when a company can publish millions of copies of a magazine saying something is possible, but so many zoomers just say "nah, it's fake" because they suck at games. The reason they suck it because they started on games that held their hands, while previous generations started on hardcore arcade titles, then onto the still hard if not harder Atari 2600 to finally reach its apex of difficulty of the NES.

And get this, now Nintendo is selling Babby's First Zelda (and others) that are pre-hacked ROMs that start them out with full stats or even near the end. They will never have the patience to do the old games the old way and unlocked their full potential because gens 5-8 have held their hands.

Pic-related can be beaten without taking a hit. That's another example of something many a zoomer touts as impossible, but they just expose how little they know firsthand.

[Anonymous No.5321925]

>>5321889
nowadays luigi either plays exactly like mario or plays like he does in lost levels, I miss OP luigi.

[Anonymous No.5321928]

>>5321925
Luigi operates differently in Super Mario Bros. USA (Japan) too.

[Anonymous No.5321936]

>>5321821
It sucks Wario didn't have his shoulder charge, he was honestly the worst character in SM64DS.

[Anonymous No.5322446]

>>5321518
Yoshi. At least Dorrie still looks like a dinosaur and isnt a fucking pokemon.

[Anonymous No.5322517]

>>5321518

Aside from the retarded googles, it looks better.

[Anonymous No.5322603]

>>5322517
better≠soul

[Anonymous No.5322612]

>>5319945
Dumb as a rock

[Anonymous No.5322636]

I preferred when she looked like an actual Plesiosaurus I don't like when they Yoshify everything

[Anonymous No.5322707]

>>5321518
>practical goggles for swimming
>no weird neck lines that make her look like a blow up doll
>friendly, silly facial expression instead of down syndrome drool mouth
why is the remake "lame" again?

[Anonymous No.5323524]

>>5322707
i think its more that it takes the uncanny valley out of mario 64 that makes it so special even to this day

the entire game is like a dream you would have as a toddler its great