ITT: instant retro gaming turn-offs

[Anonymous No.5319248]

>game has an experience/progression system

[Anonymous No.5319287]

When there's an overall game time limit.

[Anonymous No.5319291]

>game is about completing an objective rather than getting a higher score which you track yourself

[Anonymous No.5319298]

>game has a soundtrack

the only thing i should hear are the sounds of my opponent, the clacking of controls, and direct audio feedback for maximum efficiency. i'm here to win, not to "experience" your garbage

[Anonymous No.5319436]

>>5319291
So you just don't play anything past 3rd gen, huh?

[Anonymous No.5319460]

Watching /vr/ bitch and moan about 20+ years old things

[Anonymous No.5319471]

I wonder what the big correlation is between incels and reverse flagging

[Anonymous No.5319481]

>>5319471
>incels
learned a new word on reddit or CNN?

[Anonymous No.5319509]

>>5319481
YouTube you bitch

[Anonymous No.5319564]

>>5319460
Preferable to most other boards, who are threatening to kill each other over politics.

[Anonymous No.5319848]

>>5319248
This thread

[Anonymous No.5319853]

>>5319481
why the butthurt

[Anonymous No.5319887]

No save feature

[Anonymous No.5319927]

>game has save feature
I guess this doesn't matter for zoomers who anyway abuse save states on emulators, though.

[Anonymous No.5320019]

>>5319927
>le zoomer strawman
Get back to your progresshit, jarpig-kun.

[Anonymous No.5320021]

>>5320019
What? In what way am I a jarpig? I said I don't like games with save features, lol.
Seething much, zoomershit?

[Anonymous No.5320030]

>Game is incredibly linear stage based with no skips or split routes
>Game has no save feature
>Game has long ass passwords
>It's a very simple shooter
>Game expects you to read the manual

[Anonymous No.5320039]

>>5319248
>I said I don't like games with save features, lol.
I'm not really convinced.

>Seething much, zoomershit?
The only seething here is those who get triggered when JRPGs are called out for their shit design.

[Anonymous No.5320048]

The biggest turn-off for me is when Americans fucked with the content or difficulty balance because they thought they knew better than the Japanese developers. This happened in most 3rd/4th gen games so I usually just play the Japanese version.

[Anonymous No.5320081]

>>5319248
>forced inverted aiming controls

[Anonymous No.5320180]

>>5319927
>Plays Skyrim
>Can't save
I'm so happy this game accommodates my very specific taste!

[Anonymous No.5320191]

>final stage doesn't allow continues even though the rest of the game does

[Anonymous No.5320286]

Isometric controls mapped the wrong way

[Anonymous No.5320293]

>>5319248
PS1 tier camera control, or lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.5320318]

>game is playable

[Anonymous No.5320360]

>>5319298

[Anonymous No.5320392]

>>5319248
>time limits

[Anonymous No.5320571]

>boss can regenerate health

[Anonymous No.5320637]

>>5319248

>it's a game

[Anonymous No.5320889]

>>5319248
>experience points in a non-turn-based game or a game where time is even a thing

Yeah, no, literally the only reason to play a game with experience points is if you have psychotic parents who sneak up to your room, burst in like the FBI doing a raid and manhandle you out of your gaming chair to do shit without even time to pause the game and you need the enemy to stand there and wait for you to come back.

[Anonymous No.5320924]

>>5319248
>game as limited lives, continues, permadeath, no handholding

[Anonymous No.5321476]

>>5319248
>it's a sonic game

[Anonymous No.5321496]

>>5319248
>WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T WRAP MY BRAIN AROUND EXPERIENCE AND LEVELING UP!

[Anonymous No.5321497]

>you have to use your hands