/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.5298035]

>be 12 year old me
>literally stand here for hours and give them money
>jerkoff to those bitches in the alien tanks, wishing i can free them and fuck them instead of blowing them up

[Anonymous No.5298039]

>>5298035
>be 13 year old me
>literally jerk off to this after spending an hour trying to get it to trigger

[Anonymous No.5298048]

>>5298039
>be me
>run into this boss
>literally have to stop playing and jack off

[Anonymous No.5298050]

>>5298035
Just looking at this picture makes me want to cum

[Anonymous No.5298054]

>>5298050
>be 30 year old me
>pic related is still my archetype dream girl
>that is, other than tifa lockhart of course

[Anonymous No.5298057]

>>5298035
>be me
>go to arcades and play crusin usa
>go to bathroom after winning 1st place several times
>jack off to this bikini bitch in the handicap stall

[Anonymous No.5298067]

>be 12 year old me
>Maxim leaves Tia, marries inferior Selan instead
>he was supposed to be with Tia
>my heart cant take it
>this was the beginning of my loss of innocence. Thw idea that my own love for someone may not be reciprocled.
>disturbed me greatly, like the correct timeline can and does become altered.

[Anonymous No.5298069]

>>5298035
>make female CAW
>in edit mode go to "pants" option
>turn her around and have her in underwear
>jerk off until i came all over myself
>turn game off

[Anonymous No.5298078]

>be 10 year old me
>literally OBSESSED with maria (my first videogame girlfriend)
>talk to her 1000 times over and over everyday like a retard who doesnt understand algorithms as she brooms
>send her gifts over and over in her room during rainy days.
>get married finally after so much work
>literally get bored of game 5 mins after
>never bother even having kids
>literally redpilled me about marriage
>now i only court ann at the hot springs
>does the game have an adultery mechanic where the wife gets mad if i try to pursue a new bitch?

[Anonymous No.5298089]

>be me
>go find actual porn because jerking it to a sprite or polygon is not at all satisfying

[Anonymous No.5298092]

>be 12 year old me
>in love with tifa at first sight
>treat Aeris like SHIT all game
>even kill her in battles just incase the algorithms include this in the dating math
>date with tifa
>to this day, the greatest scene in all of gaming
>to this day, i will never experience a moment like this irl EVER
>that seamless segue between CGI and polygons
>those random empty moments as you just sit there
>that fucking feeling of having a brief break from saving the world, taking time to enjoy a moment with your girl before it all ends
>that FUCKING song transition as the camera switches to a distant view

[Anonymous No.5298094]

I came here to laugh at you pathetic jagoffs

[Anonymous No.5298095]

>>5298092
I literally jerked off to pic related (the textbox)

[Anonymous No.5298101]

>>5298092

No point in living when nothing in real life can even approach someplace like this, let alone a moment like the date

Life is inherently worthless and beauty in videogames is completely utterly dead. Nothing comes CLOSE to the gondola segment.

[Anonymous No.5298106]

>>5298035
>be me
>internet is a new thing
>use netscape
>search for nude tomb raider
>jerk off feverishly to shitty photoshopped lara croft
>print pictures out
>keep them under mattress
>constantly jerk off whenever i have the chance

[Anonymous No.5298116]

>>5298092
>>5298101
It’s funny because the Tifa date is a non-starter. It ends with Tifa unable to express anything and Cloud just being an unhelpful clod.

[Anonymous No.5298121]

>>5298035
>somewhere, someone at this very moment decides to write a mod for this

Thanks OP

[Anonymous No.5298125]

>>5298101
https://youtu.be/PXlUS8i4y7U

Im not FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU.

Name ONE goddamn scene that blends music, technology, art direction, and world building into one perfect orgy like starting at 4:00 in the video.

Name one moment in ANY MOTHERFUCKERS LIFE that can even approach a moment like this. You cant.

[Anonymous No.5298129]

Imagine being this desperate @ thread

[Anonymous No.5298132]

>>5298035
>>5298050
>be 12 year old me
>open up BUILD.exe and make a map full of strippers and bitches
>bust more nuts than a Planter's jar

[Anonymous No.5298137]

>>5298125
I can beat that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

[Anonymous No.5298139]

>>5298035
>Be me
>Get to the first segment where you have to sneak around as Peach in TTYD
>For some reason, I find her footstep sounds very interesting
>My dick is almost tearing a hole in my pants after 10 minutes of listening to her heels clacking on the floor
>tfw I had to fap every time you played as Peach in TTYD

[Anonymous No.5298143]

>be 10 year old me
>visit korea
>cousin takes me to his delinquent friends house where they live with no parents
>they are playing this
>cant believe a game like actually exists
>feel my peepee growing
>cousin and friends just mindlessly play, like they dont even see sex
>befuddled

[Anonymous No.5298149]

>>5298137
I unironically think this song is 10/10 genius top ten vidya tracks of all time

>pic related is 10x hotter than any higher rez iteration that came after, similar to tifa

[Anonymous No.5298171]

>>5298125
You've got to understand the game hit you at one of the most receptive and impressionable moments in your development, so you've been comparing everything to it, or rather, to your subjective perception of it. The beauty and wonder you feel when you look at that picture are as much a product of your mind at its best than the game's. You have to realize that the beauty you see in this scene is not what's objectively on the screen. You mustn't compare the world to the game, but rather to the dreams and hopes of your childhood that playing this game inspired. Otherwise you'll keep seeing the beauty in the game, while appearing foolish to everyone else. Focus on what's real. Your body was made to feel all those amazing feelings long before videogames existed. Obviously reality has things capable to inspire the same feelings and by focusing them on the game you're depriving yourself of the chance to experience them again.

[Anonymous No.5298175]

>>5298171
Yes i understand this. It is why even a hentai game like nocturnal illusions felt like a sexy godfather esque masterpiece.

But i think the point still stands that such inspired moments dont exist anymore in games. They simply dont.

[Anonymous No.5298218]

>>5298106
There's something very ironic about photoshopping a fictional character lol.

Nice pic though, hell I'd fap to it right now if I was younger and had time.

[Anonymous No.5298220]

>>5298175
That's true. Something flipped the wrong way in the industry in the mid 2000s it seems

[Anonymous No.5298232]

>>5298220
Squaresoft becoming square enix was the beginning of the end for all games, the implication being the increased capital requrlirements leading to corporatization of the industry, moving it away from artists and engineers and towards MBAs and women

[Anonymous No.5298302]

>>5298089
>be you
>literal fucking zoomer who can't comprehend a time before the internet

[Anonymous No.5298312]

>>5298035
Based OP. I will never stop posting Duke's babes whenever i see a retro waifu thread.
I myself used to violently beat my leathered rod with this shit and then when i was nearly at the climax i would press the use button just to let her say "kill meee" so my testicles literally implode in a festival of semen.
Everytime i saw one of them i would say to myself things like "not this shit again... well fine", or else i couldn't play the right way.

[Anonymous No.5298316]

>>5298302

[Anonymous No.5298320]

>>5298067
Literally perfection.

[Anonymous No.5298324]

>be morbidly obese 41 year old man
>beat off to true stories of 12 year old boys beating off

[Anonymous No.5298326]

>>5298106
>>5298218
Nice
>>5298149
That character along with Chun-Li made me discover pre-cum

[Anonymous No.5298334]

>>5298324
same

[Anonymous No.5298383]

>>5298035
>>be 12 year old me
>>literally stand here for hours and give them money
>>jerkoff to those bitches in the alien tanks, wishing i can free them and fuck them instead of blowing them up


> DNCASHMAN

>hold down usekey.

[Anonymous No.5298386]

>be 12 year old me
>don't jerk off at all because I didn't discover that until I was 13
>Just have fun playing video games :)

[Anonymous No.5298405]

jerked it to this titty monster as a lad

[Anonymous No.5298440]

>>5298324
>be fbi agent who likes retro games
>watch eagerly what is happening here

[Anonymous No.5298489]

don't judge me you filthy animals!

[Anonymous No.5298504]

aw jeez

[Anonymous No.5298535]

>>5298504
Thicc

[Anonymous No.5298547]

>>5298171
No beauty exists objectively outside of yourself. I don't share this anon's experiences with that game, but it doesn't make theirs wrong. It would be like shaming someone who has only seen beauty in the mountains because they could just as easily have seen that beauty in the ocean. It's silly, let people find beauty where they want to.

[Anonymous No.5298557]

>>5298302
>porn didn’t exist before the internet

[Anonymous No.5298565]

>you werent fucking 18 years old in the 80s
You stupid ass mongoloid

[Anonymous No.5298568]

>>5298557
>>5298565
Link for you that you see it

[Anonymous No.5298592]

In Dragon Quest Monsters for the GBC there is this lady at the reception of the tournament. If you talk to her from behind, she says something like "Hey, don`t touch me". When you do the same after beating the game she says "Don` tou- Oh, it`s you! It`s OK then..."
Gave me an instant boner back then.

[Anonymous No.5298598]

I hope at least half of these stories are true

[Anonymous No.5298602]

>>5298598
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.5298621]

>>5298568
Don’t know how you retards read my first post and thought I meant “went on the internet.”

Nut up and steal some of the magazines with the black sleeves on the outside.

[Anonymous No.5298625]

>be me
>12 years old
>see cute girl in video game
>put on sisters panties and stockings
>cum all over myself

[Anonymous No.5298725]

>>5298057

[Anonymous No.5298732]

[Anonymous No.5298736]

[Anonymous No.5298748]

>>5298565
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.5298759]

Moaning in a DOS game.

[Anonymous No.5298772]

>>5298748
You gonna go buy some porn when you are 8 years old? Or did you have a time machine and jump into 1990 with 25 years of age to jerk off? How is this difficult to understand unless you are an underage zoomer?

[Anonymous No.5298773]

>>5298772
Group of kids.
One of them suggests that they go steal a porn mag.
??????????
PROFIT.

[Anonymous No.5298778]

>>5298078
Well, the games are all about the chase, not the catch.

[Anonymous No.5298779]

>>5298773
I’ve already explained this, he’s retarded. Cut and run.

[Anonymous No.5298783]

>>5298773
>>5298779
Whatever smartasses, as if you ever stole something at that time. You were still semen in the ballsack of your fathers till 1992, and in /vr/ era All you did is shit your pants.

[Anonymous No.5298786]

>>5298783
Maybe get those sour grapes out of your ass and start taking some medication. Your schizophrenia is getting the better of you.

[Anonymous No.5298790]

>>5298779
Maybe, but the guy saying jerking it to a polygon is "unsatisfying" is also so full of shit.

[Anonymous No.5298793]

>>5298312
>when i was nearly at the climax i would press the use button just to let her say "kill meee" so my testicles literally implode in a festival of semen.
This is the best thing I read today.

[Anonymous No.5298817]

>>5298405
Would have beat my dick silly to her if I had a 64 as a kid.

The hentai chicks in Shadow Warrior were pretty awesome. Between that and buying weird comics as a kid I unknowingly developed a hentai fetish way early.

[Anonymous No.5298875]

>>5298035
>get Sonic Adventure 2
>*jiggle* *jiggle* *jiggle*

and don't even get me started on Lesiure suit Larry 6.

[Anonymous No.5298904]

>>5298592
>Oh, it`s you! It`s OK then...
Lewd

[Anonymous No.5299395]

>>5298725
she's probably close to 60 now

[Anonymous No.5299418]

>>5299395
she's also done porn, so there's always that way to remember her.

[Anonymous No.5299427]

This thread shows why 4chan has a bad reputation among normal human beings.

[Anonymous No.5299434]

>>5298504
fuck this shitty fetish, I hate life

[Anonymous No.5299582]

>>5299427
Nah, most threads on other boards are much worse. Besides
>implying typical 2.0 websites didn't reduce people even more to sacks of shit than any forum or imageboard did

[Anonymous No.5299584]

>>5299418
Name.

[Anonymous No.5299640]

when I was 12-13 I used to get these sent to my house because the subscription said PC Accelerator my mom never knew it was full of half-naked bitches and video games. They also used to include demo discs of new games. Best magazine subscription.

[Anonymous No.5299642]

>>5298149
There is no way that those stay put during a fight. Just sayin....

[Anonymous No.5299652]

>>5298067
I feel ya, anon.

It should have been Tia.

[Anonymous No.5299660]

Don't judge me

[Anonymous No.5299795]

>>5298067
>reciprocled
Wow, it was so emotional it even destroyed your ability to spell

[Anonymous No.5299812]

>>5299795
Actually there is no verb form of reciprocal so i made one up

[Anonymous No.5299830]

>>5299812
>Actually there is no verb form of reciprocal
Not him, but there absolutely is. The word you should have used is reciprocated.

[Anonymous No.5299845]

>>5298725
>>5299418
>>5299584
Anutza "Shyla Foxx" Herling, she still looks good.

[Anonymous No.5299850]

>>5298106
i did the same thing, anon. i even told my friends at school and they didn't believe me, so i folded up a printout of lara covered in cum and took it to school. i ended up losing it in the cafeteria and still don't know what became of it to this day.

[Anonymous No.5299969]

>>5299850
Did this too, but with Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

[Anonymous No.5300159]

>>5299660
Bobs

[Anonymous No.5300192]

>>5298078
>(my first videogame girlfriend)

[Anonymous No.5300267]

OP did you know about the penthouse pak as a kid? It had actual pussy and tits in like glorious 50p resolution

[Anonymous No.5300329]

Are the first 9 posts + post 11 from the same virginal retard?

[Anonymous No.5300384]

>>5298817
Ah hell, I remember that old manga. Never beat my meat to it though.

[Anonymous No.5301528]

Best part about being young was being able to get horny over tiny shit like this. I miss it

[Anonymous No.5301771]

Goddamn kids today will never know the feel of being 13 on your dad's computer, without him knowing, desperately trying to get anywhere on Leisure Suit Larry, without any sort of internet or guides, for the rumoured endgame boobs and sex.

*sips*

[Anonymous No.5301789]

>>5298048
Me too, but my dick goes limp when she changes

[Anonymous No.5301859]

[Anonymous No.5301876]

>>5299845
DAMN! She looks better now than she did back then! Them big ol' mommy titties.

[Anonymous No.5301880]

>10 years old
>jerk off to tetris
>cum on cat
>she hiss at penis

[Anonymous No.5301886]

>>5299845
would like to cruise those boobies across my face.
>Nintendo demanded she have a shirt on, think of the children

[Anonymous No.5301887]

>>5298232
>>>/pol/
>>>/v/
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.5301927]

>>5298725
>that 2 inch gap between her basketball-like titties.
Man, first and second-gen boob jobs looked fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.5301938]

>>5300159
>Bobs

[Anonymous No.5301986]

>>5301886
I actually find her sexier in that shirt than when she's only wearing a bra and I say that as one of those guys who's completely against censorship in any kind and hates the way Nintendo handled it back then.

[Anonymous No.5302580]

>>5301528
speak for yourself. I got a half chub already and I'm just getting started.

[Anonymous No.5304614]

>>5298078
Try Fable 2.

[Anonymous No.5304636]

>>5301859
>Played the shit outta OoT
>Obsessed by monstergirls

Oooooooooohhh

[Anonymous No.5306390]

>>5301528
Don't fap for 5 days and it'll come back.

[Anonymous No.5306397]

>>5298035
>From "My Life as a Twitch Streamer Supporter", chapter 1, "Childhood".

[Anonymous No.5306413]

>>5306390
I've gone an entire month. I want to say it's because I actually fucked a few 3DPGs ranging from meh to absolutely amazing, but truth be told it started happening before I transitioned into a normie.

[Anonymous No.5307196]

>>5298101
>>5298125
https://my.mixtape.moe/bgettx.mp3

[Anonymous No.5307205]

>>5298143
Is it good as a shmup? I want to play a Parodius game.

[Anonymous No.5307220]

>>5298175
It helps that Nocturnal Illusion is one of the best eroge of its time. If you weren't aware, you can play it on https://tss.asenheim.org/..

[Anonymous No.5307236]

>>5298592
Heh. As strange as it may sound, I wonder if Nintendo would let it through today in an E-rated game.

[Anonymous No.5307265]

>>5299427
Don't make too much out of it. We are simply old enough that our "be 1x" stories sound innocent. What they don't tell is how a year or three later Anon got a modem; on the first weekend he found Rotten.com and the first porn GIFs he downloaded just happened to be guro, loli and futa. Fast forward about twenty years, and here he is.

>>5299582
Websites do not reduce, though. They only reveal.

[Anonymous No.5307278]

>>5299660
Who is best girl in Larry 7? For me it's probably pic related.

>>5301771
Did you beat it? Pun not intended, I swear. I played the VGA remake and would always run out of money.

[Anonymous No.5307294]

>>5301887
He's right, you know.

[Anonymous No.5307354]

>>5298312
Nice

[Anonymous No.5307970]

>>5301880
I miss anon talk

[Anonymous No.5308026]

For all the duke 3d fappers, give this a try.
https://forums.duke4.net/topic/9526-abduction-40-release-nsfw/

[Anonymous No.5308287]

>be me playing elvira ii
>enter a room
>a hot babe appears
>i thought sexy time
>hot babe transformed into an ugly monster
goddammit

[Anonymous No.5308312]

>>5308287
>>hot babe transformed into an ugly monster
>jerk off to it anyway

[Anonymous No.5308709]

>>5298405
whats this

[Anonymous No.5308710]

>>5308709
Jugga from Conkers Bad Fur Day

[Anonymous No.5309160]

>>5298232
>Squaresoft becoming square enix was the beginning of the end for all games
I literally cringed.
KH2FM being a godtier game proves that Square and Enix merging had nothing to do with gaming going to shit.

[Anonymous No.5309168]

>>5298386
Good times, before our dicks enslaved us.

[Anonymous No.5309176]

>>5298069
>Not coloring all the underwear skin-toned and having two of them wrestle

[Anonymous No.5309179]

>load up resident evil 3
>turn Jill around and back up into zombie
>zombie grabs and bites Jill's neck
>Jill makes moaning sounds
>jack my little weenie in 2 second spurts until I get bored

[Anonymous No.5309181]

>>5298875
>Furfag
Yiff in hell.

[Anonymous No.5309183]

>>5299427
It's supposed to have a bad reputation with normalfags you underage fucktard.

[Anonymous No.5309189]

>>5299660
Is that a book in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

[Anonymous No.5309193]

>>5307205
They're brilliant, you should play them all

[Anonymous No.5309197]

>>5300384
>old manga
It was pretty much a knock-off of manga/anime.

>>5301771
>tfw try to play larry now
>half the age gate questions are still too obscure for me
>keep forgetting bo derek was half her age then
>too proud to just use the skip

[Anonymous No.5309201]

>>5307278
>I played the VGA remake and would always run out of money.
I admit I had to savescum in the casino, although if I had to do it legit I'd just stop there first and start over if I didn't get enough from blackjack.

[Anonymous No.5309210]

>>5307970
Not words I ever expected to read.

[Anonymous No.5309219]

>>5298106
This one popped so many cherries in the world I think.

[Anonymous No.5309290]

>>5309197
As I remember, the answers are stored in the game data files in a straightforward manner. You can modify them to mark the correct answer. Then the age gate will teach you old trivia.

I know for fact the copyright protection was easy to defeat. It was one of my first experiences with reverse engineering.

[Anonymous No.5309313]

>>5298817
Funny how some gaijin artists already "got" the manga style in the late 1980s.

[Anonymous No.5309450]

>>5306390

No, it's an innonence + hormones thing. Things will never be that new and exciting again, just a fact of life.

[Anonymous No.5309464]

>>5309313
Not that it was a good idea at any point...

[Anonymous No.5309475]

>>5301528
>>5306390
>>5309450
not fapping for long enough will certainly make you 'get horny over tiny shit' again

[Anonymous No.5309481]

>oracle of ages manual
>see impa and veran
>bbw and blue-skinned villainesses immediately become my primary fetishes for all eternity

[Anonymous No.5309890]

>>5298035
for me its Shiva

[Anonymous No.5309913]

>>5298139

[Anonymous No.5310423]

>>5299582
true dat

[Anonymous No.5310510]

>>5298054
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.5310515]

>>5298218
You have the time to browse this board but not to fap?

[Anonymous No.5310958]

[Anonymous No.5311146]

>>5301886
Hold up, is she actually wearing that shirt or was it imposed digitally over the original graphic?