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5292371 No.5292371 [Reply] [Original]

it's time to fuck moms and chew bubble gum

>> No.5292402

>>5292371
It's time to shit ass and do cum

>> No.5292425

The clock indicates that I must beat people up and munch on confectionery rubber although my confectionery rubber supply has been completely depleted

>> No.5292450
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5292450

I'LL LAY THE SMACK DAB ON YOUR ASS

>> No.5292453

>>5292371
And I'm all out of moms

>> No.5292456
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5292456

>Randall Pitchfork is being sued for embezzlement and fraud

>> No.5292474

I fuck man ass.

>> No.5292475
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5292475

>>5292371

>> No.5292481

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.

>> No.5292489

I fuck man ass?

>> No.5292497

This is now a Ventrilo Harassment thread

>> No.5292502
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5292502

>>5292489
I'LL RIP YOUR SHIT OFF AND HEAD DOWN YOUR NECK

>> No.5292501

Ah dude. 4 Strength, 4 Stam. Leather Belt? AUUUGH. Level 18? HUGHUGH

>> No.5292507

I shake babies

>> No.5292510

OH MY GOD this guy has a macro when he LANDS off of a fuckin' flight like a griffin he yells hello everyone I am here and uhhhh 'cause I've seen him do this like 4 times and then he greets everyone warmly. Hoh my god.

>> No.5292519

OH MY GOD this guy has a macro when he LANDS off of a fuckin' flight like a griffin he yells FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>> No.5292520

>>5292497
>>5292501
>>5292510
That's funny.

>> No.5292530

I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5292532

>>5292530
That's funny.

>> No.5292545

DROPPED YOUR PANTS

>> No.5292550

DROPPED YOUR PANTS I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5292569

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.5292576

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT

>> No.5292581

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT DROPPED YOUR PANTS

>> No.5292584

COME TO ME COME TO ME YEAH I GOTTA FART

>> No.5292590

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT YEAH, I GOTTA FART

>> No.5292597

YOU MIGHT WANNA GET CLOSE TO ME AT THIS POINT DROPPED YOUR PANTS I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5292601

DROPPED YOUR PANTS I'M GOING UP IN HERE

>> No.5292605

DROPPED YOUR PANTS I'M GOING UP IN HERE I REALLY ENJOYED THAT

>> No.5292614

I wanna know are you the man or are you a piece of shit, no good motherfucker?

>> No.5292617

You suck Hulk Hogan dick! And you fucking suck Hulk Hogan ass.

>> No.5292624

huh huh *crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5292628

He's a liar, he's a son of a bitch!

>> No.5292636

LAWL LAWL I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO N SHIT LUL

>> No.5292639

GOT HIS IP CHECKIN' ALL OF THE SHIT IN HIS COMP

>> No.5292641

DENTAL PLAN

>> No.5292642

I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL

>> No.5292650

I GOT THIS KIDS SHIT
I GOT THIS KIDS LUL

>> No.5292660

I HAVE METAL BALLS

>> No.5292682
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5292682

Alright stop, collaborate and LUL LUL
Ice is back with a brand new LUL LUL LUL LUL
Something grabs a hold of me tightly I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO LUL LUL LUL LUL
Can't stop yo, I don't know LUL LUL
The lights and I'll glow LUL LUL LUL
The extreme, I rock a mic like a LUL LUL
Up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
LUL go to the speaker that booms LUL LUL LUL
Your brain like a poisonous LUL, LUL LUL
When I play a dope melody LUL LUL LUL
Less than the best I GOT THIS KIDS LUL
Or leave it LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL I GOT THIS KIDS LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL I GOT THIS KID-LUL LUL LUL LUL

>> No.5292684

This time, things will be different. This time, I like rape!

>> No.5292685

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I can't control my horny level.

>> No.5292691
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5292691

Do you think it's funny?

>> No.5292692

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I like soft sensual kissing. I like to make love.

>> No.5292693

That's terribly sexy.

>> No.5292696

Wanna try again?

>> No.5292714

Sounds just like Joe!

>> No.5292727

Ok who?
Who joined my channel?
I came in here to be alone.

>> No.5292934

Pointer(?)! Write his name down again!

>> No.5293057

I gotta have more cowbell!

>> No.5293078
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5293078

you guys should be on vent more and then I would come in here 'cause whenever I come in here

>> No.5293108

>>5293078
What Cambodian puppet show is this .gif from?

>> No.5293120

I'm Snake Shakem! After some R&R I'll be ready for more action.

>> No.5293126

>>5293108
https://youtu.be/cARauLRYX2g

>> No.5293131

>>5293078
Do the Evolution, the Pearl Jam song's music video

>> No.5293138

>>5293126
>>5293131
Thanks. I've seen that .gif everywhere and never knew where it was from.

>> No.5293153

>>5293138
>Thanks
I linked that video as joke really. But yeah >>5293131 is right.

>> No.5293258

hey daralon

>> No.5293317

You'd have to get really deep.

>> No.5293325

the fuck is going on in this thread

>> No.5293412

That'd be fucking hot.

>> No.5293414

I'm Maverick.

>> No.5293436

>>5293325
lurk moar, nf

>> No.5293706

I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16 AND I CARRIED AND M-16

>> No.5293707

>>5292520
Alright how many times do you have to say that's funny?

>> No.5293708

YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A GOOD WIFE SOMEDAY

>> No.5293736
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5293736

>> No.5294138

I know, I tried!

>> No.5294568

Anybody want a soda or something?

>> No.5294615

I'm not gonna talk anymore I'm done now.

>> No.5294624

>>5292530

This one kills me to this day. I watched in 2008 and come back to it at least once a year.

>> No.5295427
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5295427

Bueller?

>> No.5295431

Oh god it's all over my body!

>> No.5295441

>>5295431
*NEDM starts playing*

>> No.5295751

>>5292371
...and I'm all out of moms.

>> No.5296426

That's classified.

>> No.5296430

Um. That's odd. I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.

>> No.5296817

DUDE you should've SEEN awawis(?) I get on my rogues. I get on my DRUID?

>> No.5296820

Anyone got a download link to that jank-ass Goosebumps game I used to play?

>> No.5296905

Bullshit. I'm Maverick.

>> No.5296926

>>5292371
Excuse me, who the heck is this?

>> No.5296928

I've got balls of steel.

>> No.5296929

Balls of steel. What is that? Hello?

>> No.5296936

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

>> No.5296938

Balls of steel. STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL

>> No.5296943

Blow it out your ass.

>> No.5296949

get off vent or I'll have you bent

>> No.5296953

Aha ha ha ha ha! you think that's fuckin' funny!? do you fuckin' think I'm fuckin' laughing!?

>> No.5296958

Balls of steel.

>> No.5296960

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.5296962

>>5296936
And you're outta cum also, so.

>> No.5296976

Leather Belt? Leather Belt? Leather Belt? Leather Belt?

>> No.5297017

>>5292371
I'M GONNA KILL YOU OLD STYLE!

>> No.5297032

(who is that bitch?)

>> No.5297034

>>5297032
OH SNAP!

>> No.5297042

Eat shit and die.

>> No.5297046

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!?

>> No.5297053

KILL FRENZY!

>> No.5297060

WHAT 9000?
WHAT 9000?
WHAT 9000?
WHAT 9000?
WHAT 9000?
WHAT 9000?

>> No.5297071

STOP WHINING

>> No.5297072

It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert.

>> No.5297076

Hey guys! I got an idea! Let's go play Gaia Online and go FISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.5297124

>>5297060
Hey, Vegeta. What's up?

>> No.5297127

HAWESOME

>> No.5297129

What's this green button do, huh?

>> No.5297137

I KNOW! THAT LOOKS AWESOME

>> No.5297146

HAS ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

>> No.5297147
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5297147

This thread makes me awfully nostalgic for pre-2008 internet.

>> No.5297158

RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE

>> No.5297164

Chocolate Rain.

>> No.5297357

'Kay that target spike in 3 2 1 spike.

>> No.5297359

Is it still a 4-4 Split?

>> No.5297368

Okay, I am in the library. Where the fuck am I going?

>> No.5297371

I think it's kevlar.

>> No.5297396

Costco Guac?

>> No.5297436

maaah

*MUNCH*

hueeuhh

>> No.5297439

IT'S FUCKIN' DANK

>> No.5297453

I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

>> No.5297490

It could've been worse, John. A lot worse.

>> No.5297497

>>5292682
BIG LULZ

>> No.5297501

GRANT

>> No.5297519

I'm gonna eat your children

>> No.5297523

THE DOOR LOCKS

>> No.5297524

Um. THE DOOR LOCKS GRANT

>> No.5297534

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9XtNOocgHo

>> No.5297536
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5297536

This thread went to shit real fast

>> No.5297557

No! This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy. No! No! No! No! No! No!

>> No.5297558

I'm Mr. T and I'm a nightelf mohawk.

>> No.5297583

Sooooo. We jigglin', errrrr?

>> No.5297585

Everybody likes to jiggle.

>> No.5297593

This thread gave me autism.

>> No.5297613

Commence the jigglin', huh?

>> No.5297694

No... That gayified all of it...

>> No.5297698

>>5297593
You shut your Zoomer mouth when men are talking.

>> No.5297709

Come on, don't bullshit me.

>> No.5297728

HAVE A TASTE OF MY BALL
BALL
BALL
BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS
OF STEEL

>> No.5297746

HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK 4 O' CLOCK

>> No.5297927

Do you always get what you want?

>> No.5297957

>>5296426
Why is the entie cast of top gun in here?

>> No.5298028

What's going on?

>> No.5298034

What are you afraid of?

>> No.5298062

TWIsted sisTER?

>> No.5298128

Let me talk to your mother.

>> No.5298196

>>5298062
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE

>> No.5298239

We're gonna have a good time.

>> No.5298243

He's looping.
He's not even talking.
That's not his voice.
That's Tom Cruise's voice.

>> No.5298247

>>5298243
Get out of here!

>> No.5298248

>>5298243
Looks like youve got it all figured out

>> No.5298447

You ready?
I know, I tried!

>> No.5298451

>>5298447
THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG

>> No.5298462

DUDE I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY

>> No.5298472

I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it and stick your head out and yell "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!".

>> No.5298476

You've got to get mad!

>> No.5298479

I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!

>> No.5298483

YA KNOW THAT'S GETTIN' A BIT REPETITIVE DON'TCHA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER? A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE A BIT REPETITIVE

>> No.5298490

I want you to get mad!

>> No.5298514

I'm not gonna leave you alone.

>> No.5298518

I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it and stick your head out and yell "YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE! YEAH DUDE!"

>> No.5298530

MY GIRL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIME
MY GIRL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIME

>> No.5298536

MY GIRL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME
PARTY ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME YEAH!

>> No.5298556

Sometimes I like to go to the playground, bend over sideways and just stick things in my ass

>> No.5298562

do you want to stick things in my ass?

>> No.5298571

Hello you pieces of shit. How are you?

>> No.5298578

Guys you banned the wrong person!

>> No.5298603

4 Strength 4 Stam

>> No.5298614

Who is your daddy? And what does he do?

>> No.5298615
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5298615

It has to be.

>> No.5298642

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> No.5298645

>>5298642
their using Judge's Insight I told ya that

>> No.5298648

>>5297359
It's 5-3

>> No.5298660

*Kay*

>> No.5298672

Wrong!

>> No.5298689

WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!

>> No.5298693

I don't think you're happy.

>> No.5299242

Woo00ooo000! Who's got my money?! Woo0o0000o

>> No.5299279

I'll teach you to be happy.

>> No.5299320

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

>> No.5299329

OH MY GOD

>> No.5299353

hey daralon my mom she got me this new game well it was on a yard sale it sucks I was gonna try playing it but it's uhh 2 things monthly tfth fee and it's an expansion so I need to get the first game

>> No.5299358

what game was it?

>> No.5299370
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5299370

>>5299358
Everquest II.

>> No.5299428

>>5299370
oh that game sucks dick!

>> No.5299441

>>5292371
It's time for twink ass and chew bubblewrap

>> No.5299529
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5299529

You'd have to get really deep.

>> No.5299807

Guasco Cock?

>> No.5300409
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5300409

Leather belt?

>> No.5300452

>>5300409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oJ09dboUTk&t=68s

>> No.5301273

Teleportation. What can you tell us?

>> No.5301321

>>5299529
Lose weight, bulk up and GET A HAIRCUT.

>> No.5301472

Is this really a /v/ thread on /vr/ with nothing being done about it

>> No.5301709

Designing a hard drive with a window. Is not as easy as you think?

>> No.5301795

Oh hi, Mark!

>> No.5301797

>>5301709
Raptor X. Kickass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i46sF1PcqL8

>> No.5301802

I want to blank your brains out.

>> No.5301864

You suck balls.

>> No.5301867

I suck balls

>> No.5301872

>>5301795
this made me laugh, thank you.

>> No.5301878

You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if you can, I'd love to see you try.

>> No.5301885

Please! Goddammit! Hate this hacker crap!

>> No.5301895

huh huh *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

>> No.5301919

The gigabyte hard drive, the gigabyte hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive

>> No.5302259

Hard drive hard drive hard drive hard drive

>> No.5302265

I'm totally unappreciated of my time.

>> No.5302416

>>5292501
*donkey laugh*

>> No.5302592

All these kids are maphacking.

>> No.5302685
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5302685

THOSE BABES ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY ASS

>> No.5302707

Hello?

>> No.5302708

Am I in the right room?

>> No.5302750

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA

>> No.5302848
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5302848

IT'S TIME TO PARTY, LET'S PARTY
HANG OUT WITH YOURSELF AND HAVE A CRAZY PARTY
HEY YOU, LET'S PARTY
HAVE A KILLER PARTY AND PARTY!

>> No.5303017

>>5292371
SO... Seein the currently state of the industry.

Was duke nukem actually SABOTAGED to fail and kill the franchise?

>> No.5303074

>>5303017
don't go off topic

>> No.5303089

Again, my name is Rodney Renolds, this has been another video review! Until next time. Take care.

>> No.5303103

Today I'm looking at the Western Digital Raptor X 150GB Hard Drive.

>> No.5303116

COME MOLEST MY HOUSE

>> No.5303170
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5303170

DAN
ZAI
VER

>> No.5303197

>>5303017
I think honestly that Gearbox was in a tricky situation when they bought out the rights to Duke. 3DR has 2K climbing up their ass for a small amount of money they had given the devs for the game only a year or two prior, and the DNF build they inherited was nowhere ready to see store shelves. I think it was mostly to cover the price of the buyout and the pressure from a publisher banging down their door that lead to Forevers release. While I don’t think they should have shipped it as it was, having to basically rebuild the game from the ground up from there on out would have taken years and with the increased distance of time between the buyout and the release, the game would have no longer been looked at as the original thing they got from 3D Realms and thusly the community that had waited FOURTEEN YEARS would never accept as the true sequel they had always pined for. It would just be a Gearbox game, all fault on them for it not living up to expectations. We would all still be pining for that game we caught only glimpses of.

Lord knows I want a Duke 5. I don’t think it was Gearboxes intent to stillbirth the grand franchise resurgence, but I also don’t think that the IP is in safe hands. I never cared for Boarderlands so in my estimation they haven’t released a single thing worth playing since their Half Life expansions, and with critical failure after critical failure since DNF, I don’t trust them to produce anything for Duke worthwhile. I enjoyed the new fifth episode from Duke 3D World Tour- but that’s new maps for a twenty three year old game with some of the old devs drawing them up, there was no way it wouldn’t at least be adequate. There’s got to be some group of half decent developers out there (Read: not nu3DR/Interceptor/Slipgate) who can get Duke back on his feet, I just don’t know who.

>> No.5303230

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW. IT'S THE SOUND SWORD.

>> No.5303319

Well, maybe Mr. T hacked the game.

>> No.5303380

John Madden

>> No.5303865

Come on, don't bullshit me.

>> No.5303960

Hold onto your butts.

>> No.5303984

Lisa needs braces
>DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces
>DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces
>DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces
>DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces
>DENTAL PLAN

>> No.5304371

SHUT UP FOO

>> No.5304384

Mohawk mohawk mohawk mohawk mohawk mohawk mohawk

>> No.5304483

Someone's playing a joke on someone.

>> No.5304850

Oh god, I love to molest children.

>> No.5304864

LEEROY JENKINS

>> No.5304869

Well, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE TONIGHT, kids?

>> No.5304882

there goes like 10 years of my hearing...

>> No.5305594

It only does it when you talk I'm serious about that

>> No.5305986

somebody named Dennis Nerdy on the vent channel

>> No.5305987

ELLIE BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS

>> No.5305995

All right, mister. What do you think you're doing?

>> No.5306012

I'M BACK AND ALL I CAN SAY IS BALTIMORE IS NUMBER ONE

>> No.5306037
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5306037

>>5292371

>> No.5306180

4 Strength 4 Stam Leather belt?

>> No.5306534

>>5301867
All day!

>> No.5306546

>>5306534
only because I like it so much

>> No.5307107

Someone keeps sending complaints about Willoughby's gonna take over the world and Australia's a win.

>> No.5307147

He's Jason Bourne of Spammers
I'm not even kidding

>> No.5307164

Overall, this is a kickass product!

>> No.5307207

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE

>> No.5307271

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?

>> No.5307304

TRULY EPIC LULZ

>> No.5307349
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5307349

GRANT GRANT GRANT GRANT GRANT

>> No.5307506

Like I was saying. I'M MR. T AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

>> No.5307717

Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to Mysteries from Beyond the Other Dominion.

>> No.5307742

I'm a computer.

>> No.5307747
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5307747

Ancient OC remastered for posterity.

>> No.5307748

I left vr for 3 months and it's already completed it's transition into v

>> No.5308502

just coming in and playing some random drumbeat

>> No.5308512
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I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH

>> No.5308529

GET TO DA CHOPPA

>> No.5308534

You son of a bitch.

>> No.5308537

>>5308529
ok, I'll go to the chopper

>> No.5308551

MAYBE MR. T'S PRETTY HANDY WITH COMPUTERS

>> No.5308559

>>5298530
>>5298536
I love that song

>> No.5308562

Sorry! There's a drill in my house.

>> No.5308613

IT'S OVER 9000

>> No.5308654

>>5292692
I want to caress you softly while I massage your blank.
Laugh out loud

>> No.5308736
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5308736

>>5307748
BULLSHIT

>> No.5309507

Are you guys having a killer time?

>> No.5309973

It's gonna be one of those nights...

>> No.5310124
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5310124

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>> No.5310156

Daddy's home from work!

>> No.5310502

I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

>> No.5310850

AWH NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>> No.5311185

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK

>> No.5312314

Then that's somebody who knows my mom then.

>> No.5312913

BALLS

>> No.5313778

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

>> No.5314291

Well, I don't think your mother's very happy about it.

>> No.5314661

You have just been banned from the vent server.

>> No.5314734

I'M BACK AND ALL I CAN SAY IS BALTIMORE ORIOLES NUMBER ONE BALTIMORE ORIOLES NUMBER ONE BALTIMORE ORIOLES NUMBER ONE BALTIMORE ORIOLES NUMBER ONE

>> No.5314760

>>5314734
I LOVE N SYNC

>> No.5315148

I'm reporting this now, so everyone off vent.

>> No.5315772

WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART

>> No.5315838

I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape! I like rape!

>> No.5315840

>>5307742
Stop all the downloading!

>> No.5315917

It's like pulling on a Barbie doll string, it keeps repeatin' shit.

>> No.5315923

blow it out your ass

>> No.5315927

I want every person written name written down who's on the guild right now

>> No.5315931

congratulations I just found out who you are

>> No.5315940

NO I'M 'ONNA FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER OLD STYLE ??? YOU FUCKING WATCH YOU PRIK FUCK YOU

>> No.5315945

WHAT!? WHAT!? LEAVE ME ALONE

>> No.5315949

OH MY GOD, NO! POINTER! he's starting again! I got I got chills again write his name down again!

>> No.5315967

hey what are we listening to?

>> No.5315968

>>5315967
somebody I just muted

>> No.5315974

Theoretically yes. But we've never shut down the entire system before. It might not come back on at all!

>> No.5315985

that like friggin' stupid faggot who's doing that shit

>> No.5315993

>>5292624
what I usually do on my rogue is deadly and uhh crippling or mind numbing

>> No.5316096

you guys should be on vent more and then I would come in here 'cause whenever I come in here there's no one on

>> No.5316104

like, during the day Eastern time right after school but I've been well actually Mondays I do it after school but then I have to go to work at night and then Tuesdays right after school I babysit Wednesdays I work at night so it's like every other day it switches off daytime & nighttime

>> No.5316109

HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK HEY IF EVERYTHING GOES OKAY I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 4 O' CLOCK

>> No.5316114

AAAAAHHHHWWWWWOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAA

>> No.5316115

YOU'VE GOT TO GET MAD!

>> No.5316135

DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME

>> No.5316143

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.5316175

I might want to cut you a little, suck on your blood. Laugh out loud. It will be nice and I think you will love it. Laugh out loud.

>> No.5316180

>>5292502
BALLS OF STEEL, BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.5316183

>>5292371
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>> No.5316253

>>5316114
ELHELELELE ELHELELELE ELHELELELE

>> No.5316303

NOW HOW IN THE HELL DOES IT KEEP DOIN' THAT?

>> No.5316318

>>5316303
NO IDEA, HUBBY

>> No.5316362

WE'RE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE

>> No.5316387
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FUCK YOU RANDY PITCHFORD EAT MY EXPIRED PROSTATE YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE GOOD GAMES BUT NOW YOU'RE A PEDO-SHADOW OF YOUR FORMER SELF

>> No.5316389

CAT JUMPED IN THE WATER, NAILING SOMETHIN' IN THERE. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.5317276

NO IT'S DOING IT MORE OFTEN. WEIRD SHIT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME.

>> No.5317470

I'M DICK DUKEM AND I'M GONNA SHIT IN YOUR PANTS

>> No.5317752

kay

>> No.5318182

ROFL. THEY'RE PINGING ME DUDE. THEY'RE PINGING ME WHEN I'M INVIS

>> No.5318249

the guy who used to have the druid

>> No.5318253

>>5318249
OH MY GOD

>> No.5318257

he's a 17 druid now

>> No.5318259

>>5318257
OH MY GOD

>> No.5318272

huh huh *crunch crunch crunch crunch*
huh huh *crunch crunch crunch crunch*
huh huh *crunch crunch crunch crunch*

>> No.5318289

"Rejected By Society, They Are Hunted Even In Their Sanctuary That Is World Of Warcraft."
gangreneriddencorpse
June 18 2007

>> No.5318536

I SENT THIS KID A VIRUS

>> No.5318557

>>5292371
And I’m all outta moms

>> No.5318617

HEY SHEIK CHECK YOUR INBOX

>> No.5318620

>>5318617
YOU SUCK HULK HOGAN DIEK AND SUCK HULK HOGAN ESS

>> No.5318671

>>5318620
I LOVE HULK HOGAN DICK

>> No.5318719

Teleportation

What can you tell us?

>> No.5318769

FUCK YOU YOU JERK ASS HOLE L3RN 2 SPLL

>> No.5318785

oh by the way my name is Robert Stengel and I live in Moline, Illinois so if you wanna come be a pedophile to me come molest my house uhh my dad's a judge you can find me in the phone book yeah seeya

>> No.5318893

HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

>> No.5318910
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>>5307271

>> No.5319114
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>> No.5319764

>>5319114
NOOB MUSIC

>> No.5320252

You suck balls

>> No.5320678

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>> No.5320781

That's hilarious.

>> No.5320874

I fuck man? What?

>> No.5320913

THE BOSSES YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT IS IT THE LAST TWO BOSSES THAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR THAT DROPPED YOUR PANTS?

>> No.5320915

HEY CARL YOU GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

>> No.5320921

HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.5320928

YEAH, I DID! DIDN'T I?

>> No.5320929

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.5320932

SOUNDS LIKE I MUST'VE GOT FIVE OF THEM

>> No.5320943

THAT'S WEIRD FREAKIN' IT'S THE ALIENS

>> No.5320962

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing another story on adults who try to meet kids on the internet for sex.

>> No.5320970

I do think you're damn sexy and was wanting to know if you had ever had sex.

>> No.5321331

get off the serv-get off vent or I'll have you bent

>> No.5321413

GOT HIS IP

>> No.5321867

RAPTOR X RAPTOR X
HARD DRIVE HARD DRIVE

It's virtually silent

>> No.5321930

>>5321867
I DON'T CARRRRREE

>> No.5321961

>>5301709
Yes it is!

>> No.5321971

Designing a hard drive with a window is not as easy as you think.

>> No.5321992

Kickass wicked!

>> No.5322309

You guys are retarded!

>> No.5322315

You know, the idea of Duke Nukem, of relying so much on pop culture instead of original ideas, is really quite lazy, and could only have worked when games weren't being compared to movies.

>> No.5322316

But my lips hurt real bad!

>> No.5322318

What!?

>> No.5322324

Such an idiot!

>> No.5322367

CHAD

>> No.5322704

got a retard on vent

>> No.5323225

>>5322704
probably someone from RLOL (Royal Legion of Light)

>> No.5323251

>>5303984
>>5292641
LENNY!

>> No.5323256

I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

>> No.5323269

I can't do it.

>> No.5323301

My boy! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

>> No.5323323

Gee! It sure is boring around here!

>> No.5323328

I wonder what's for dinner!

>> No.5323391

I hope you like worms cause worms are going to fuck you

>> No.5323441

CHOCOLATE RAIN SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN CHOCOLATE RAIN *i turn away from the mic to breathe* A BABY BORN WILL DIE BEFORE THE SIN

>> No.5323479

Gay thread, pal. Saged.

>> No.5323495

>>5323479
Blow it out your ass.

>> No.5323528

>>5292371
It's time to pee pee and doo doo and I'm all out of cummies

>> No.5323606

We're no strangers to love.

>> No.5323607

You know the rules and so do I!

>> No.5323770

OOH MAMMAAAAAA

>> No.5324332

Hey Nigel!

>> No.5325264

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!

>> No.5325275

>>5299353
>>5293258
Who the hell is "hey daralon"?

>> No.5325395

I know I tried!

>> No.5325398

IT'S TIME TO STICK ASS AND SHOOT DOUBLE CUM

>> No.5325416

>>5325398
and you're all out of cum also so...

>> No.5325573

'Kay that target spike in 5 4 3 2 1

>> No.5326116

I'm in the library.

>> No.5326981

costco guac?

>> No.5327072

>>5326116
COSTCO GUASCO

>> No.5327185

HERE COMES INSPIRATION

>> No.5327205

WELL DO IT LIIIIIIIIVE

>> No.5327759

FUCKING THING SUCKS

>> No.5327787

mute 'em all

mute 'em all

>> No.5327934

RUFFLE

>> No.5328036

>>5292682
Cruisin' down the street in my six-four
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the LULs
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hoops
A LUL pulls up, (LUL) who can it be? LUL
A LUL El Camino rolled, (LUL LUL) Kilo G
He LULs down his window and (LUL LUL) he started to say
I GOT THIS KID'S CREDIT CARD INFO AND SHIT

>> No.5328038

LAWL

>> No.5328046
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>> No.5328069

I'll go get the rest of the macaroni and cheese and eat it

>> No.5328105

You have been banned because: jurasic park

>> No.5328429

Yeah.

>> No.5328886

WOOHAHHA HAH HAH
WOO AHAHAH

>> No.5329171

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH

>> No.5329176

>>5307207
HE HAD A MECHANICAL ARM

>> No.5329178

>>5328069
I ate that entire thing of macaroni and cheese all by myself. And two glasses of Kool-Aid and some baked beans. And I STILL do not feel satisfied.

>> No.5329186

AT SPACE CAMP EXCITEMENT DID ABOUND
I FLEW SO HIGH WITHOUT LEAVIN' THE GROUND

>> No.5329823

NO IT'S NOT HE'S BEEN COMING IN HERE

>> No.5330181

Dude, here's a little tip, man: don't eat flour tortillas and drink Sprite afterwards cause *gags*

>> No.5330450

WOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.5330456

Level 18?

>> No.5330898

There was a story about a guy who was so gay that everyone beat him up.

>> No.5331051

>>5330898
And his name was Isaiah?

>> No.5331075

Please talk to me!

>> No.5331102

>>5331075
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE ME ORDURS

>> No.5331125

>>5331102
Good thinking!

>> No.5331140

touchan mo jiichan mo baachan mo takashi kun mo mandoriru mo bu-to kyanpu ni iku no nara mame kue mame morimori karada ga tsukurareru souzetsu na iroke mame wa hatake no oniku nari

>> No.5331206

>>5331140
That mother fucker's spamming my shit with gay music.

>> No.5331493

>>5331140
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.5332584

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.5332961

BALLS OF STEEL BALLS OF STEEL

>> No.5333278

>>5331125
We'll see about that

>> No.5333775

It's time to ass kick and gum bubble chew. And I'm all out of chew.

>> No.5334119

Some guy named Goron

>> No.5334225
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SOUZETSU NA IROKE

>> No.5334787

And im all out of moms

>> No.5335683

I've got balls of steel. STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL BALLS OF STEEL

>> No.5335689

aeiou

>> No.5335937

seeya!

>> No.5336253

THE INTERNET IS NOT A BIG TRUCK

>> No.5336836

I-I-IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES!

>> No.5336849

It's time to fuck and suck and feed and seed. And I'm all out of Sneed.

>> No.5337438

I DON'T WANT TO WORK

>> No.5337503

geez why is this thread still going

>> No.5337585

mom's bliss box

>> No.5337587

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls of Steel!

>> No.5337751

>>5337503
please get outta here nigga... you're so cringey

>> No.5337768

I JUST WANNA BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY

>> No.5337948

SQUADALA WE'RE OFF

>> No.5338146

YOU'VE KILLED ME

>> No.5338150

>>5338146
GOOD

>> No.5338159

>>5292489
It's time to fuck man ass and suck balls all day. And I'm all out of balls.

>> No.5338192

Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS. YOU WANT IT? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

>> No.5338197

>>5338192
Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come BACK when you're a little MMMMMMM RICHER!

>> No.5338673

>>5331140
dude that fucker's spamming my shit with
gay
Asian
spic fucking chink ass shit dude it sounds like ass and it's really loud dude

>> No.5338797

>>5337587
BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

>> No.5339117
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>>5297746
>>5316109

>> No.5339439
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>> No.5339908

Hasta la vista, baby.

>> No.5339979

At last! You have the vision to find my house!

>> No.5340068

OH BOY I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN OCTOROCK

>> No.5340071

Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

>> No.5340075

It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.

>> No.5340076

Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE

>> No.5340131

You dare to bring light into my lair?! You must DIE!!

>> No.5340148

This is illegal, you know.

>> No.5340334

We gotta fuck Bowser!

>> No.5341601

>>5307747
https://e-hentai.org/g/264321/92860b3d93/
wew

>> No.5342448

You lose!

>> No.5343346

Your Majesty, you must die!

>> No.5343548

Duke Onkled is one of those gays.

>> No.5343781

NO YOU MUST DIE

>> No.5344027

Spooky.

>> No.5344187

NO NOT INTO THE PIT IT BURNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.5344527
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5344527

It's time to rip off my ass and shit down your head

>> No.5344531

>>5292371
Watching They Live was great, never realized how much inspiration they took from it for Duke 3D. Recommended watching for any Duke fan.

>> No.5345525

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!

>> No.5345575

Gay Luigi?

>> No.5345584

You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!

>> No.5345592

AUTOSAGED YOUR THREAD?
I'M GOIN' UP IN HERE
I REALLY ENJOYED THAT

>> No.5346775

I've got balls of steel!