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5281219 No.5281219 [Reply] [Original]

Since we all know that shumps are reskin clones, what's a definitive game I can play to be done with the genre??

Lmao bottom text

>> No.5281220

>>5281219

You need to start playing plumps and jup n' mup games. Way better genre.

>> No.5281232

>>5281219
Ikaruga is generally considered the best.

There's a PC port too.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/253750/Ikaruga/

>> No.5281370

>>5281219
The Guardian Legend is the most /vr/-core shmup

>> No.5281383

>>5281219
If you dislike it enough to "want to be done with the genre" why do you want to play any in the first place?

>> No.5281390

>>5281383
It's just another thread dedicated to shitting on shmups for the catalog
Now make one hating and JRPGs and count the nanoseconds it lasts before it's removed

>> No.5281407

>>5281390
>waaah those mean mods won't let us bully people weaker than us!

>> No.5281414
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5281414

>>5281407
>weaker than us

>> No.5281420

>>5281414
Search your feelings. You know it to be true

>> No.5281427

>>5281420
>Massively outnumbered
>Weaker

>> No.5281516

>>5281383
So I can mock the genre more effectively

>> No.5281527

dedicate your life to seething at shmups

>> No.5281556

>>5281219
Touhou, at least it has cute girls instead of boring space shit like 99% of them

>> No.5281574

>>5281556
t. doesn't know about Guwange, Sengoku Blade, Parodius, Dragon Saber...

>> No.5281619

>>5281556
Touhoufags need to GTFO, as far as possible

ps ZUN can't draw or compose

>> No.5281669

the worst shmup is einhander because it was made by the same people as final fantasy

disgusting

>> No.5281676

Were still doing this shit?

>> No.5281678

Thunder Force V

shmupgen doesn't like that one though because it's console exclusive and it's harder to emulate on their ricer PCs.

>> No.5281683

>>5281678
console cuck dadshit

>> No.5281684

>>5281678
The game isn't bad, just not THAT great. Don't confuse relative indifference with not liking.

>> No.5281849
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>> No.5281878

>>5281849
F

>> No.5281964

>>5281678
But I thought PS1 games can run on potato PCs?

>> No.5281973

>>5281849
Needs more sprite flickering and slowdown

>> No.5282021

>>5281219
DoDonPachi SaiDaiOuJou, technically not retro but it'll make your shitposting more effective.

>> No.5282039

>>5281390
done and done >>5282036

>> No.5282051

>>5282039
Enjoy your 30 day ban lmao hope you have a dynamic IP

>> No.5282059

>>5282051
well that would just reveal their bias wouldn't it?

>> No.5282062

>>5282059
It has been revelaed many times by this point but OK one more time can't hurt.

>> No.5282232

>>5282039
>>5282059
Huh... The shmup equivalents are still up. Interestig, eh?

>> No.5282235

/vr/ exposed
>>/vr/thread/S5282036

>> No.5282237

>>5281683
t. zoomer

>> No.5282240

KEK

>> No.5282264
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5282264

>>5282235
>literally announce that you are making a thread to shitpost
>gets deleted
>w-why do they persecute me so?

Are all shumpfags this deluded?

>> No.5282271

>>5282264
The thread was made by a guy trying to show that the bias was a myth, not a shmup fan.

>> No.5282282

>>5281427
>SHMUPers, of all people, are not ready for situation where they are outnumbered

>> No.5282304

>>5282232
Judging by how there were only like 2 replies in that thread, it just proves that shmup shmucks are easier to bait.

>> No.5282331

>>5282304
A bit hard to bait people when a thread gets deleted lmao

>> No.5282369
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5282369

>>5281219
GR8B8M8

>> No.5282375

Ikaruga.

It's the last game in the genre to receive any kind of notability beyond the niche of 30 year old weebs.

>> No.5282380

Shmucksfags deserve bullying. It's okay they are horrible people.

>> No.5282427

>>5282369
WARNING !!
A HUGE BAIT
JARPIG
IS APPROACHING FAST

>> No.5282514

The mods clearly are fed up with you community, why don't you guys leave?

>> No.5282545

>>5282514
Almost everyone has, shmupg moved from vr to vg

>> No.5282549

>>5281232
Ikaruga stands out because it's not like most shmups. I love shmups but find ikaruga's puzzle'esque gameplay unfocused. It's done really well but not what I look for in the genre.

>> No.5282562

>>5282549
JARPIG SEETHING ANTI-SKILL LIBERAL TRANNY FAG

>> No.5282568

>>5282545
Good, now stay the fuck there.

>> No.5282575
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>>5282568

>> No.5282673

>>5282562
I just prefer a different focus. I think the game is great but it's kinda dumb to mention when asking for the quintessential shmup since it deliberately differs from the rest of the genre.

>> No.5282682
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>>5282673
Pic related is more like it when talking about quintessential shmups

>> No.5282687
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5282687

What's the shmuck that /vg/ tards hate the most? I'll play that and maybe even try to 1cc it.

>> No.5282701

>>5282687
DoDonPachi DaiOuJou White Label 2-ALL, playable on MAME.

>> No.5282706

>>5282687
pink sweets

>> No.5282710

>>5282706
t. Plasmo

>> No.5283021

REMOVE JARPIG
https://streamable.com/jt2gh

>> No.5283063

>>5282710
Now that's a shmup-related name I haven't heard in a decade or so.

He's still active?

>> No.5283072

>>5283021
This is extremely boring

>> No.5283074
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>>5283063
Yes

>> No.5283081

>>5283072
Not as boring as playing JARPIGS

>> No.5283087

>>5283072
This type of shmup is more intense than it looks, a bad move and you're dead in many instances (with harsh recovery), the snipers shoot super fast and there are a lot of them, sometimes at the same time coming from different places, even off-screen.
This one is a bit easy, but go play Same Same Same, which is similar to this but much harder, and your anus will be incredibly tight throughout.

>> No.5283093

>>5283074
Is he still a raging elitist? I stopped visiting forums likes shmups.com or triggerzone because of spergs like him.

>> No.5283103

>>5283093
He is, he's in favor of not showing replays of WRs to the public

>> No.5283202

>>5283093
Yes he is, he went to Japan for a year just to copy monkey his way to a world record and now self styles himself as a leader of the shmup community with a secret discord and everything.

>> No.5283873

>>5281219
How do I get good at shmups?

>> No.5283952

>>5283074
Post more animals or AI playing video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJJf_zoPDs

>> No.5284658

>>5283952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7IhijXYUQ

>> No.5284662

>>5283202
>this is who SHUMPfags worship and love

>> No.5284831

>>5283873
By dropping jarpigs and playing them

>> No.5284842

>>5284662
He's made fun of a lot though, you can in fact see that in this very thread >>5283093

>> No.5284849

>>5284831
I dont even play jrpgs lol.
Except FF7, I really liked that one.

>> No.5284850

>>5284849
>Except FF7, I really liked that one.
Yeah, this is why you suck

>> No.5284852

>>5284850
I figured you'd say that.
Guess I'll just practice then.

R-type seems like a good start.

>> No.5284859

>>5284852
It's not a bad one indeed

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>>5283873
>>5284852
If you aren't mentally ill, don't bother. This is the type of people they attract.

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5285247

>>5284876
what the fuck are you in high school? It's a single player game who care what kinds of people play it. Is it gonna affect your social standing on an anonymous vietnamese pho enthusiasts forum? It's just video games, maybe think before you shit up a board with this garbage.

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5286356

>>5285247
>d-don't point out that when we call other people trannies we're literally just projecting

lmao

>> No.5286360

>>5286356
That guy is using a jarpig reaction image...

>> No.5286624

>>5284876
There’s nothing wrong with crossdressing as long as you know your objective gender. In fact the people that do it are fucking smart, girl clothes are way more comfortable than guy clothes.

>> No.5286656

>>5281219
Each one has different patterns and gameplay mechanics, they’re all super similar but once you finish one there’s always something else to offer a totally different feeling challenge.
For instance compare shit like gradius to shit like donpachi, the drastic hitbox size difference makes them feel very different.
If you like cute shit I recommend Magical Chase. Fun ass fucking game and has entry level difficulty. Same goes for Touhou but the hitboxes are smaller.

>> No.5286664

>>5286656
DP is still an oldschool game with a large hitbox, you're thinking of DDP onwards (though DDP itself doesn't have as tiny of a hitbox as some later bullet hells)

>> No.5286715
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5286715

>>5284876
Figures, shump fags are so autistic they attract as many incel troons as speed running LMBO

>>5285247
>>5286624
>troon apologists

Anons beware before going down the shump path. You're going to be surrounded by ugly trannies and incel enablers. Think about what this says about the type of people attracted to these games

>> No.5286723

>>5286664
You’re right, I was thinking of DDP. I was never big into the series.

>> No.5286726

>>5286715
I specifically said that I didn’t like trannies in my post. They’re mentally ill. But I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let them ruin crossdressing for the rest of us.

>> No.5286730

>>5286715
Getting desperate, even some of the less extreme jarpigs around are sick of you

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>>5286726
>>5286730
>t.

Yikes. I guess a genre built around autistic pattern memorization would attract the same class of autists. Sad, really.

>> No.5286869

>>5286842
There are many easy shmups, even arcade ones. But I guess anything that's beyond babby 0 difficulty tier is autistic for you jarpigs.

>> No.5286950
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5286950

>>5286869
>p-pls play my dead genre w-with me ;_;