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5265543 No.5265543 [Reply] [Original]

>my parents are divorced: the console

>> No.5265567

Parents are still married at 30 years now and I had Genesis plus a few Nintendo consoles and some computers as a kid.

OP btfo.

>> No.5265570

>>5265567
>Genesis plus a few Nintendo consoles and some computers as a kid.
You were a multi-plat kid then so that makes sense

>> No.5265581

>>5265543
Do you mean the Genesis back in the 90's or do you mean that @Games abomination for today?

>> No.5265584

>>5265567
I think OP means the split between Sega NA and Sega Japan not sharing the same plan forward after the Genesis.

>> No.5265585

>>5265581
Back in the 90s. chinkshit ripoffs don’t indicate divorced parents, they indicate söyboys (like Nintendo consoles do)

>> No.5265596

>>5265584

No, he means that the Genesis was more expensive, so the only kids who had it were those with divorced parents competing for their affection

>> No.5265601

>>5265543
My condolences.

Genny means Coke and cheese pizza for me

>> No.5265659

>>5265601
>cheese pizza
Surest sign of an autistic child there ever was

>> No.5265682

>>5265659
Explain.

>> No.5265696
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5265696

>>5265543
Don't ask how we got the money, the console.

>> No.5265707

>>5265696
That's not a picture of the Neo Geo

>> No.5265714
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5265714

The kid who also had Megablocks, no Legos
The kid who had Nerf versions of sport balls, no actual sport balls like basketball though
The kid who had Kix and Corn Chex, never any Trix or Lucky Charms
The kid who had a garage full of scooters and skates and wagons, but no bike
The kid who rarely hosted people at his house and would always go to others'

No, I'm not basing this off one or two but seven people I knew.

>> No.5265717

>>5265682
The fact you said coke and cheese pizza helps your case a bit, if you had said cheese pizza and sprite then I would immediately know you were the most socially awkward kid in your group, likely with helicopter parents

>> No.5265727

>>5265696
Comfy afternoons

>> No.5265776

>>5265696
Sears sent us one of those instead of the Sega CD because they ran out of stock. Pretty good trade off. Just had to send back a few games.

>> No.5265829

>>5265714
Only person I've ever known to own this console is an autistic third cousin of mine that I met once. Only game he played was Sonic.

>> No.5266509

>>5265385
>nintendo consoles saved his parents' marriage

You heard it here first people!

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5267468

>>5265543
>stereotypes

>> No.5267602

>>5265776
No wonder they went out of business... 25 years later

>> No.5267613

>>5265707
Neo Geo was the lawyer representing the Saturn kid's parents

>> No.5267665

>>5265543
divorced parents' kids usually had multiple consoles. gotta buy that love, y'know

>> No.5267667

>>5265543
>i'm black, like my console.

>> No.5267803

>>5265543
I can confirm this.

>> No.5267884

>the rich kid with tons of consoles and games
>but super protective parents that monitor everything he does
So many times id convince him to put ina game like the original devil may cry or something then his parents would take it out if they walked by. Wasnt aloud to play GTA even when we were like 14 LMAO

>> No.5267887

>>5267884
Based parents preventing their son from playing shitty games.