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5262625 No.5262625 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /vr/anons, wishing you all a Happy New Year!

I made a poem for you:

>Another year of games you haven't ended,
>Another year of "what developers intended".

>Another year of hardware vs emulation,
>And showing off your battlestation (... and in between some 8bit-boobs masturbation)

>Doom-, romhack- and CRT - threads
>Another year of "this franchise is dead"

>Console wars that will never end,
>Many "hidden gems" to recommend.

>Another year of of input lag,
>Another year of OP is a fag.

>Nintendo-hard and savestate-scumming,
>A faint autistic screech haunts this board as a background-humming.

>Another year of shitting on game everybody likes,
>Another year of zoomer, boomer, soi, good goy, and yikes.

>Now grab your favorite game and a beer,
>And celebrate this upcoming year.

Post some fitting retro celebration pics/gifs
bonus points for fireworks

>> No.5262630

>>5262625
Beer tastes like piss.

>> No.5262661

>>5262630
Spoken like a true gamer

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>>5262630
How do you know how piss tastes like?

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Do the newer 2d Mario games still have the fireworks when ending the level on 1,3 or 6?

>> No.5262681

>>5262673
yes they do but new super mario bros is a horrid series and thankfully is dead

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>>5262681
They will probably shit out a few more if they need some money

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>> No.5262753

>>5262664
Dey eat da poo poo.

Pretty fitting poem op. Here's to another year with all you shitposting bastards.

>> No.5262776

>>5262630
>Beer tastes like piss.
You think that because you have an under-developed palette, likely due to over-indulgence in sweets, sodas and fast food as a child; a habit you carried into adulthood and thus prevented you from ever acquiring a taste for things adults typically enjoy. I bet you hate brussel sprouts too.

Shame to think, there's a grown man out there somewhere who will never know the pleasure of getting home from work on a hot day and cracking open a nice cold lager.

>> No.5262790

>>5262776
Pathetic.

>> No.5262796

>>5262790
t. assbattered beerlet