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5231579 No.5231579 [Reply] [Original]

Let's face it /vr/. It's embarassing to play this above 10. And none of you tell this to your friends.

>> No.5231584

All my friends are in their 30s and play Smash on their Switches.

>> No.5231587

>>5231579
>embarassing
to whom? some old boomer fuck that drinks beer and beats his kids? fuck you dad

>> No.5231597

>>5231584
Noone's talking about Smash smart guy. He posted the game SMB, which yeah is dumb enough.

>> No.5231606

>>5231579
Watch out, we've got an internet bad-ass over there. Move over anons, this guy is absolutely 'based and red-pilled'. I don't know what that means but I assume it must be something cool because kids love to spam that shit for some reason.

>> No.5231607
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5231607

Look, another social posturing thread on a video game board.

>> No.5231616

>>5231584
Kill yourself and your friends.

>> No.5231619

>>5231579
Sure, uh huh, if it makes you feel better. Now go back to playing vroom vroom with your loudass car, breaking the calm of your neighborhood all so that you can get some attention.

>> No.5231627

it's way more embarrassing doing a coming out on 4chan

>> No.5231628

There is no shame in having fun

>> No.5231630

>>5231579
Bitch I play this all the time. And I have been laid over how good I am at it. TRUTH

>> No.5231632

>>5231616
Then tell us what you and your pretend friends do other than mutual masturbation.

>> No.5231651

>>5231579
what? normies love classic mario

>> No.5231663

>>5231579
That's why you have kids and vicariously enjoy games through watching them play

>> No.5231671

>>5231584
>All my friends are in their 30s and play Smash on their Switches.
You're the reason why no decent human being hangs out in /v/ anymore.

>> No.5231701
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>>5231630
Do you think this dude has ever been laid for his elite SMB skills?

>> No.5231705

>>5231671
I didn't say I owned a switch or played Smash. I'm a retrofag. My friends are modern gaming fans.

>> No.5231712

>>5231701
Why does it say that much on the sticker?

>> No.5231717

>>5231712
standalone smb1 is incredibly rare due to smb/duck hunt being a pack-in in the US

>> No.5231741

>>5231717
>standalone smb1 is incredibly rare
No, it is not rare, not by a longshot. Who the fuck told you that it was?

>> No.5231765

>>5231741
*sigh* found the underage.

consoles used to have pack-in games. Super Mario Bros. was bundled with every NES unit, but it was always on a cart with Duck Hunt, and/or World Class Track Meat. Nintendo did not see the need to print that many standalone copies in the United States as everyone with a NES would have already had it.

>> No.5231774

>>5231765
Your post is complete bullshit. There are tons of copies of SMB1 by itself-stop trying to artificially inflate the already overblown market, Pat. And I'm 41, dummy, I know what I'm talking about.

>> No.5231775

>>5231765
not him, but nigger, i'm 37 and I'm telling you it wasn't rare. just because most of them were duck hunt/SMB doesn't mean there aren't MILLIONS of SMB cartridges floating around.

>> No.5231789

>>5231765
t guy who doesn't know that SMB1 was sold by the millions Amazon has a sealed one for 500.

>> No.5231793

By itself, in great shape? 15-30 dollars. A big gap, but 30 is the highest end and it better be cherry.

>> No.5231798

>>5231705
Still, tell your friends to have better tastes.

>> No.5231803

>>5231579
OP is a faggot

>> No.5231810

>>5231798
You gotta accept your friends, man.

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>>5231630
I found gramps! Proof he still posts but as anon and isn't dead from a heroin overdose!

>> No.5232127

>>5231798
Hang yourself mate. :D

>> No.5232347

Let's face it OP. It's embarrassing to play *your favorite game* above 10. And you don't tell this to your friends.

>> No.5232451

>>5231579
How about fuck you?

>> No.5232505

>>5231579
Sure if, there's other platformers that have improved upon it, but taking the time to go beat every individual level still has it's own comfy charm.

>> No.5232536

Do you guys admit playing Mario games to your friends/people around you, or not? Honest answers are needed.

>> No.5232557

>>5232347
Something's wrong in your head huh?

>> No.5232562

>>5232557

Something's wrong in your life huh?

>> No.5232571

>>5232562
Not really. I'm sure as shit not making up a fantasy world and stating it as reality to see the reaction of people on an anonymous message board.

>> No.5232578

>>5232571

Pretty sure you are.

>> No.5232580

>>5232536
I have a couple of coworkers who agree super mario bros is the best game ever made. Then the younger zoomer kids say that they only play multiplayer online games.

>> No.5232618

>>5232580
And do you admit them you still play it?

>> No.5232624

>>5231579
You're right men play The Lost Levels.

>> No.5232627

>>5231579
>Let's face it /vr/. It's embarassing to play this above 10. And none of you tell this to your friends.
From which language was this translated?

>> No.5232629

You can do anything when you're a cool guy. You're probably the guy no one talks to like ever.

>> No.5232632

>>5232580
I mostly play multiplayer games but smb is one of the best games of all time. Im not just going to play Mario over and over again for 30 years

>> No.5232634

>>5232627
translated from English > Japanese >German > French > Spanish > Chinese > English, pretty good what I got:
>Let's face / vr /. It is shameful to play more than 10 of them. No one will tell your friends.

>> No.5232660

>>5232627
Well, well, britfag... be happy we talk in your shitty language.

>> No.5232737

>>5232624
based

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>>5231765
>it was always on a cart with Duck Hunt, and/or World Class Track Meat
nah, my family got this NES package in late 1988
just comes with plain SMB

>> No.5233151

>>5232347
but my favortie game is rated adults-only

>> No.5233152

What a dumb thred

>> No.5233154 [DELETED] 

>>5233151
Nothing is more attractive to edgy children than over the top violence and gore.

>> No.5233170
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5233170

>>5233154
It's not very violent

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5233238

>>5233170
It says they're mad and on a rampage

>> No.5233256

>>5231579
I prefer SMW, but all my friends like retro games as well as modern ones, so no. I'm not embarrassed. Hell, a coworker brought his NES classic and SNES classic to the office so we have something to play during lunch breaks.

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>>5233148
>he didn't have the superior NES/TMNT bundle

>> No.5233791

>>5232627
Imagine a bigger douche than OP.

>> No.5233793

>>5231579
I don't think today's gamer can even finish this game.

>> No.5233820

Okay, just skimming over the argument which ensued after >>5231712, I checked pricecharting and a loose, standalone SMB will run you 10 bucks at worst. So the question bares repeating: Why does that sticker say it costs that much?

>> No.5233994

>>5233820
It has his cum on it.