/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.5165173]

Who wants to see the five secrets of level 2 in Bubsy 3D?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4

[Anonymous No.5165192]

>>5165173
I used to rent Bubsy a lot at blockbuster as a kid. Mindless cartoon platformers were fun for a weekend. my parents couldnt afford retail prices and we had to buy bargain bin or yard sale games. I made do with mediocre games and had fun. I hope Uli is having fun swimming in blue water.

[Anonymous No.5165350]

Oh lordy is this thread gonna break 300 posts like the last one did?

[Anonymous No.5165367]

>>5165173

>ullillia

This takes me back, senpai.

Cozed out.

You ever watch his pizza eating instructional?

[Anonymous No.5166365]

This is true.

[Anonymous No.5166456]

BUT INSIDE THIS DELICIOUS BOX

[Anonymous No.5166879]

>>5165173
Im sad that Uli gave up on platform masters and his website for facebook. But I am happy he has found a new life as a chad dolphin. Hes basically playing ecco the dolphin IRL now. He has grown a lot since bubsy a game you cant even swim in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBVqm6quRg0

[Anonymous No.5166881]

>>5166879
Uli the dolphin

[Anonymous No.5166887]

>>5166879
>Im sad that Uli gave up on platform masters
Why don't you try looking at his Facebook sometime dipshit, he literally just posted about Platform Masters yesterday.

You can become as chad as you want but if you're a true gamer you'll never let go.

[Anonymous No.5166908]

>>5166887
thats good to hear. I havent checked facebook in about a year to be honest I hate all my dumb normie friends that post about dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.5168459]

Good ol' Uli.

[Anonymous No.5168486]

Hopefully he’ll finish PM before the inevitable heart failure bought about by nearly two decades of eating only cheese pizza and hamburger helper without the meat

[Anonymous No.5168491]

>>5168486
He degreased it, he'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.5168810]

>>5165173
We had this thread before.

[Anonymous No.5168813]

>>5168810
Your mom had this thread before.

[Anonymous No.5168830]

>>5168813
Keep seething e-celeb shill

[Anonymous No.5168846]

>>5168830
Your mom is seething.

[Anonymous No.5168851]

>>5168846
Your mom is a faggot

[Anonymous No.5168859]

>>5168851
Your mom is your mom.

[Anonymous No.5169084]

>>5166879
wow, he beat his fear of open water? Nice.

[Anonymous No.5169271]

>>5169084
Not only did he beat it, he beat it HARD. Say what you will about Uli, but he fully commits himself to everything he does.

[Anonymous No.5170229]

D E L I C I O U S B O X

[Anonymous No.5170242]

>>5168859

what in the fuck is this? what are those children doing in that webm?

[Anonymous No.5170291]

>>5170242
Dances featured in Fortnite.

[Anonymous No.5170321]

>>5170291
And they always do the easy dances. Never seen a single Fortnite kid do Smooth Moves because that would require actual skill.

[Anonymous No.5170580]

>>5169271
No joke, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Uli. He's a real motherfucker that doesn't let life or his eccentricities hold him back. He even (seems to) take his mild internet notoriety in stride. Definitely a good role model I think.

[Anonymous No.5170582]

>>5170580
He definitely reacted to it better than Pannenkoek did.

[Anonymous No.5170583]

>>5170321
which one is that? Can you post a gif? All I know is that flossing is an international sensation. Though desu, I can't say I'm not envious that kids will at least have SOME moves, dancing was dead when I was a kid so naturally I move like a dead tree branch on the floor.

[Anonymous No.5170595]

>>5170582
I guess I understand, it sounds like his two weeks making rolling rocks was really miserable. But damn, being upset about memes? That's like, too far. I guess it's a testament to how seriously he takes it, but I feel like he's taking the memes too personally.

[Anonymous No.5171068]

>>5170242
you are witnessing cultural erasure.

[Anonymous No.5171251]

>>5171068
A country that elected a moron like Trump deserves to have its culture erased. This, my friend, is called karma.

[Anonymous No.5171268]

>>5169271
>fully commits himself to everything he does
I wish I had super autism focus powers of ocd
>>5171251
time for you to get a free helicopter ride

[Anonymous No.5171278]

>>5170242
being kids

[Anonymous No.5172008]

>>5165367
>>ulillillia

The man is most definitely an autist, and a genius as well. He was developing a really cool 3D engine at one point, all his own code. Then he made a crazy side scroller engine complete with real time day to night shift, physics, about a billion layers of paralax and the ability to jump up to the exosphere using real distance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrq21ZFS39g

This guy is awesome.

[Anonymous No.5172010]

>>5171278
kids are gay

[Anonymous No.5172212]

>>5171268
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.5172264]

>>5172212
you first fag

[Anonymous No.5172275]

>>5172264
you second fag

[Anonymous No.5172285]

>>5170583
Here's a video of Smooth Moves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XnSvH4y3U#t=22s

Apparently it's based on a few dances by some Korean boy band. Not to say it's even all THAT fancy, but it's still much more complex than flossing which is basically just shaking back and forth. I do agree with you that it's good that this has encouraged kids to get active, I just wish they had the attention span to learn a dance that isn't overly simplistic. Something with aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.5173043]

Slitherin' is pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.5173120]

>>5166879
oh fuck i couldn't find him for awhile after he bailed out of youtube. He's on facebook now?

[Anonymous No.5173165]

>>5172008
>The man is most definitely an autist
He literally is not, I'm pretty sure this was debunked by his sister or something. He just has really severe OCD.

[Anonymous No.5173516]

Knuckles in Ice Cap's Mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRTcJRNnj8

Knuckles is cool but Uli is cooler

[Anonymous No.5173728]

>>5173165
>He literally is not, I'm pretty sure this was debunked by his sister or something. He just has really severe OCD.


Well OK.

[Anonymous No.5173738]

>>5173165
Nah he's 100% on the spectrum. I don't care what his sister says. You can hear the autism in his voice. There was a video where some guy tried to fist bump him and he had no idea what was going on and just raised his fist up a bit

[Anonymous No.5173756]

>>5173738
Do you often pretend you are friends with complete strangers who don't give a shit about you in real life?

[Anonymous No.5173771]

>>5173756
what?

[Anonymous No.5173772]

>>5173756
>>5173771
oh, I see what you mean. But I'm pretty sure the guy in the video was his friend. He had to explain it to him, 'it's like an agreement thing man, you pound it'

[Anonymous No.5173780]

>>5173738
I fuck up fist bumps all the time. doesnt mean im autistic just uncoordinated.

[Anonymous No.5173786]

>>5173780
https://youtu.be/lMHKKEey9wU
>1:58
there's fucking up fistbumps and then there's... this
don't get me wrong, I love the guy

[Anonymous No.5173812]

>>5173786
what ever happened to high five? fist bump is for socialist wiggers

[Anonymous No.5173818]

>>5173812

This.

[Anonymous No.5173851]

>>5170291
>>5171278
>>5172010

Just remembered that when I was a young man we went to skating rinks and did the Macarena and considered it quite serious, so by comparison I would say these "Fortnite Dances" aren't even that silly.

[Anonymous No.5173875]

Platform Masters is weird. It showcases his obsessions with various things such as sonic and tropical beaches. Maybe it will get enemies someday (if he hasn't quit yet).

[Anonymous No.5173898]

>>5172212
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.5173969]

>>5173851
In my school they repeatedly tried to get all the kids to do the macarena over and over until everyone relented and cooperated rather than sit there waiting for them to talk to the one kid who didn't want to while everyone stood around feeling hot and sweaty

once I organized a boycott and they immediately sold me out and I got suspended

[Anonymous No.5173973]

>>5173969
Holy shit, you just gave me a flashback to second grade. I wonder if schools nowadays still do that, like teaching Gangnam Style or something.

[Anonymous No.5173992]

>>5173898
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.5173998]

>>5173969
I don't recall being tortured like this but I do remember my school teaching the macarena. I wonder why the fuck they taught kids that dance in particular. I still know how to do it.

Still I can't imagine them doing something like this today, all it would take is one kid telling their parents and the whole thing would come tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.5174061]

>>5173998
>Still I can't imagine them doing something like this today, all it would take is one kid telling their parents and the whole thing would come tumbling down.
naw nowadays the kids just get molested by the other kids and just never tell anyone because the terrorism that islam teaches is effective

[Anonymous No.5174062]

>>5174061
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.5174065]

>>5173851
>>5173969
>>5173973
The never forced me to do the macarena in school was mostly white so we had square dancing. But they did ban pokemon battling during recess

[Anonymous No.5174482]

>>5174065
They had us do the macarena in class, like instead of having movie day, they would bring in a CD player and have us do a meme dance. We still had square dancing in gym class. Square dancing is extremely white, though, so I doubt they do that anywhere but the midwest nowadays.

[Anonymous No.5174743]

Really.

[Anonymous No.5174782]

>>5166879
Hahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

I don't know why XD

[Anonymous No.5174794]

>>5166879
>he keeps referring to water as "this stuff" or "this wet stuff"

I've missed this guy.

[Anonymous No.5175807]

>>5174794
Perhaps he can solve the mystery of what is meant by "All this dampness is damp."

[Anonymous No.5176434]

>>5174782
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.5177169]

>>5176434
Mods?

[Anonymous No.5177327]

>>5170582
What a fucking baby.

[Anonymous No.5177848]

>>5177327
Maybe, but he has dozens of girlfriends including Amber and Cremula. Can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.5177885]

>>5173786
>>5173812
maybe's he's on drugs, but he seemed really confused about the common social first bump. I guess being on the spectrum makes sense.

[Anonymous No.5178115]

>>5177885
What did he do?

[Anonymous No.5178140]

>>5178115
watch the video... guy tries to fistbump him and says 'pound it', uli just stares at him in utter bewilderment. then awkwardly raises his fist and says 'i'm confused' before the guy explains what a fistbump is lol

[Anonymous No.5178301]

>>5178140
Nigger, he's sheltered beyond belief. He literally believed that water that is blue will instantly drown you, because that's how it works in video games, and his worthless parents never corrected him. Obviously he doesn't know what a fucking fist-bump is. This isn't "autism" or "drug use"—he's basically been raised by wolves.

[Anonymous No.5178418]

>>5178301
pretty much. autism isn't even real.

[Anonymous No.5178780]

>>5178301
Well first off that's not always how it works in video games, but also that really does raise the question of what kind of parents he has that they were okay with him living like this for so long.

[Anonymous No.5178881]

>>5178780
life is short. most parents are just surviving and have their own family/work/life problems to deal with. parents want to help but dont know how until its too late. Uli is lucky he is pure hearted and only got addicted to grinding for max levels in jrpgs & bubsy. His job helped him save money and get out of his isolation bubble. He turned out way better than most fuckups on this website.

[Anonymous No.5178883]

>>5178140
Uli also doesnt use profanity ever and has been nofap his entire life. he is basically a monk.

[Anonymous No.5179214]

>>5178883
I'm also the latter, it's not really hard if you never start and thus never get addicted to it. Although occasionally some stuff comes out whether you want it to or not because that's just how it works. Also how do we know this about Uli, did he actually bring this subject up?

[Anonymous No.5179251]

>>5178883
>>5179214
i guess if his neural pathways were preoccupied with videogame addiction he never would have taken interest in 'PMO'.
i envy people who never got hooked as kids 2bh, i feel so cheated. gonna fix it tho

[Anonymous No.5179987]

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.5180016]

>>5178881
where the fuck are bubsy's tits

[Anonymous No.5180114]

>>5180016
Where the fuck are YOUR tits?

[Anonymous No.5180128]

>>5180114
on my chest

[Anonymous No.5180430]

>>5179214
there's a screenshot of his website floating around where he describes in complete bewidlerment having what is commonly known as a wet dream

I'm actually somewhat friends with uli and talk with him often

he's actually difficult to talk to as he basically doesn't give a flying fuck about what anyone else has to say and will just ramble on about minute detail of senseless shit for hours.

I still remember when my wedding day came and he didn't care at all, no congrats or anything just kept talking about .02% color difference simulations of different depths of pond water

[Anonymous No.5180438]

>>5180430
Uli is just being honest, any decent person wouldn't give a shit about your wedding and anybody who feigned interest despite that would only be waiting to leverage that attitude to get something out of you later.

That shit is your business, if you need somebody else to tell you it's good then you don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.5180439]

efcvrgbthnyj

[Anonymous No.5180447]

>>5180438
I don't think you understand. like I said, I'm pretty close with him. I said something like hey I gotta go, heading to my wedding and without even blinking just kept talking about theoretical rgb values of pond water.

your post is extremely overly hostile, for what reason? someone you talk to every day should at least acknowledge you saying something to them, especially that significant. I'm sorry you're a pathetic incel for life.

[Anonymous No.5180482]

>>5180447
because there is literally nothing wrong with what he did, it was literally the same thing you did

[Anonymous No.5180503]

>>5180482
you're an utter retarded fool to think that. having to interrupt someone form their hour long monologue to say you gotta go get married, to not have your friend even acknowledge it is fucking retarded autistic tier to the max.

I hope you never get married if u think it's not even worth a word of mention from people

[Anonymous No.5180506]

>>5180482
uh it's astoundingly rude and autistic of him

[Anonymous No.5180526]

>>5180506
it's incredibly selfish of you to expect that you can enlist someone to actually work to be your friend or acquaintance whenever you demand it, the fact is, buddy wasn't interested in what uli was saying either, but he expected uli to break concentration to acknowledge his own shit because he couldn't just get up and leave when he was supposed to without receiving an affirmative cue to give him permission

uli isn't retarded enough to actually get programmed into ever thinking something as absurd as the other person needing their moment to be acknowledged for that moment to exist, all buddy had to say was "that's cool uli, cya" or literally <nothing> and then just go

Ulillillia is in fact, woke as motherfucking jesus; external validation is a spook, he converses with others for the sake of sharing and advancing knowledge and cognition, and developing the cumulative understanding of his own designs as well as those of mankind itself. He doesn't need to vent or manipulate others into meaningless conversations to process emotional dissonance, he's on the slow road to evolution and research into what life actually is to him. Of course he fucking knows that he has nothing to share on the concept of marriage, why would he know any single fucking thing about that subject? He was reacting the way any completely normal human being would when faced with something unrelatable in discourse which is to completely reflect the attitude of his counterpart and soliloquy about something equally alien and unpalatable to that other person.

When ulillillia makes a video or writes a book the exact person he's talking to is himself when he then reads that book or watches that video. And he's fucking 100% correct in doing so, because fragments of that identity literally actually exist in the ones who do end up getting that message, and he is then loved for honestly expressing who he actually is without any filter other than language itself, the way almost nobody else ever does.

[Anonymous No.5180542]

>>518052
you sound about as retarded as him now

[Anonymous No.5181151]

>>5180542
Why are you responding to a post from 2013?

[Anonymous No.5181371]

>>5180430
>I still remember when my wedding day came and he didn't care at all
I honestly don't know what's more pathetic, him, or a guy talking to him on their own goddamn wedding day.

[Anonymous No.5181389]

>>5181371
It's a funny thought.
>Sorry babe, can't get married yet. Have to have my daily conversation with Ulillillia.

[Anonymous No.5181953]

Boris?

[Anonymous No.5182089]

>>5180016

[Anonymous No.5182094]

>>5180016

[Anonymous No.5182467]

I am so glad I got to play space funeral 4

[Anonymous No.5182470]

seriously this was one of the greatest moments in gaming that I've ever played

[Anonymous No.5182494]

>>5165173
Good to know this dude is still alive. I though Disgaea had slain him.

[Anonymous No.5182654]

>>5182494
>Uli
>slain

He wouldn't die even if you killed him.

[Anonymous No.5183449]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.5183870]

Hm.

[Anonymous No.5184796]

Good ol' Ulililililia.

[Anonymous No.5185447]

>>5168486
>watch his hamburger helper video
>mfw he starts talking about fucking algorithms and multipliers for pasta
God I fuckin love that guy

[Anonymous No.5185452]

>>5170321
>wtf why aren't these literal kids doing professional-level dancing???

[Anonymous No.5185458]

>>5173969
>once I organized a boycott

[Anonymous No.5185467]

>>5173812
>back in muh day
>why can't everything stay the same
>why is change so scary

[Anonymous No.5185468]

>>5173969
>getting suspended for not doing a dance
Oh just fuck off you bullshitter

[Anonymous No.5185473]

>>5170595
Just a reminder that we're talking about a guy who considers an orange mechanical pencil his girlfriend

[Anonymous No.5185525]

>>5185452
>Fortnite emotes
>professional level dancing
It's nothing a kid couldn't do if they put just a teeny bit of effort into it. Certainly no harder than playing the game.

[Anonymous No.5185537]

>>5185458
I had a very troubled childhood

[Anonymous No.5185540]

>>5185468
they called it "being disruptive" and "bothering the other students", the entire class was whining and complaining for me to just do the thing because the teacher would simply just not move on until they had their way

[Anonymous No.5185545]

I love videos like that. Autismal explanations that triggers my tingles like crazy. He’s a nice person too, not an asshole like Chris Chan

>>5169084
Blue water specifically

[Anonymous No.5185554]

>>5173812
Pay your taxes or leave society

[Anonymous No.5185570]

Uli inspired me to get my life together.

I am also a tier 10 spergmaster supreme and thought for a long time it would just be a developmental delay, as is sometimes the case and I would grow out of it.

But looking back, this was an excuse not to work on myself. Uli showed me even for people who don't grow out of the condition, manual improvement is possible, just difficult.

I told myself if Uli can get his own place, get a job and conquer his fears, so can I. I now am still bothered by both bilateral and radial asymmetry but it doesn't send me into conniption fits, I moved out of my parent's house, I bought a car and I now rent a house with 2 friends and hold down a job.

[Anonymous No.5185572]

>>5185458
>>5185537
I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

[Anonymous No.5185613]

i fucking love ulillillia

[Anonymous No.5185646]

>>5185572
I think you've satired yourself into a hole where you're too afraid to believe in anything to ever take yourself seriously before anyone else has a chance not to?

[Anonymous No.5185650]

>>5185570
do you think maybe that you never had anything actually wrong with you and you were just in an emotionally stressful family/life situation and fixated on strange things to regain a sense of control and experience a sort of catharsis to relieve your stress? it seems like once you came up with a set of plans and made incremental improvements and gains to your life that everything worked out fine and you weren't really disabled at all.

[Anonymous No.5185704]

>>5185650

No. I think people who believe mental illness doesn't exist have not experienced it and have a difficult time wrapping their head around the idea that other people can have a different experience of consciousness than they do, and that brains don't always work right.

[Anonymous No.5185727]

>>5185704
I think you're just being a fucking baby about it cause I went through that shit but didn't have such a fucking weak attitude as you

[Anonymous No.5185737]

>>5185727

I thought you said it wasn't real

[Anonymous No.5185741]

>>5185737
Nothing is real except myself. That's called solipsism.

[Anonymous No.5185893]

>>5185737
I'm saying it's cognitive and not genetic. It's a reflection of environmental circumstances and upbringing and the attitude of the people surrounding a child during it's development when the child is predisposed towards certain strategies and coping mechanisms which are not in and of themselves disabilities or illnesses or even unbalances, rather they are adaptations that social groups attempt to screen out in order to maintain social order and regularity, and the strategy of shaming the child or singling them out or neglecting them proper care or individual attention that reflects their own specific needs and identity forms within them a complex that breaks their cognitive process and turns their mind inward. It's not that you can't function, it's that you can't think of a way to function in society without destroying what inherently separates your identity from others and gives you a chance to excel at something.

You could "be like everyone else" but doing so is what would really handicap you because you were never meant to do such a thing. That is not a disability, it's simply a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.5186763]

Hm.

[Anonymous No.5187404]

>>5185893
What?

[Anonymous No.5187824]

>>5171251
Lol as if Democrats are champions of culture. The Democratic end game is the desire to see the destruction of everything that is natural- they want to see the disintegration of traditional families and communities and the destruction of basic concepts such as gender, heterosexuality, and race. They want us to be atomized consumer drones in globalized urban hellscapes who have no loyalty to any greater purpose and are completely dependent on their system for our survival. The ultimate clown world bugman fantasy is the destruction of our very humanity itself by merging us with machines.

[Anonymous No.5188275]

>>5187824
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.

The right hates that we NPR-listening coastal liberal "elites" are the winners in a service-based globalized multicultural society because of our open worldview, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them.

I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag conservatives kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.

"No, conservatives, we're not going back to England."

"No, conservatives, we're not making George Washington a King."

"No, conservatives, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."

"No, conservatives, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."

"No, conservatives, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."

"No, conservatives, literacy tests aren't constitutional."

"No, conservatives, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."

The names of the parties change from era to era, but it's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.

The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" It's like being in a group project with someone who didn't read the book.

[Anonymous No.5188315]

>>5188275
How much of your personal freedoms are you willing to sacrifice for this "country of the 21st century" you speak of?

[Anonymous No.5188354]

>>5188315
How many of your personal freedoms have you sacrificed in the interest of "owning the libs"?
>inb4 he unironically tries to reply "None"

[Anonymous No.5188742]

>>5172212
>>5173992
>bring up politics first
>someone responds
>le go back to /pol/

Stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.5188747]

>>5180526
Autism.

[Anonymous No.5188750]

>>5188742
You bringed up politics first, now shut the fuck up /pol/tard, this is video game thread.

[Anonymous No.5188759]

>>5188275
Nice copy pasta, but wrong on every presumption. It's ok though, because you're incapable of higher thought.

First of all, I'm not white - and to digress for a little bit, there is no creature on this Eath more pathetic than a white liberal. By the way, it's not flattering how your ilk sexualizes us brown men, it's gross and it's creepy.

Secondly, I am not a conservative- conservatives have failed to conserve anything in the US and I'm not a Republican - I'm anti Israel, a radical environmentalist, and the Republican Party concedes to Democrats on too many issues, such as sodomite marriage.

But these concepts are unthinkable to you because you exist in a simple R v D paradigm that's presented to you every night on CNN and /r/politics. Because if you managed to conjure up the frontal lobe activity to address any of my points (and that's a big if) I guarantee you would have used the same static talking points your ilk uses against boomer Republicans instead of understanding the essence of my message. But that's ok, your failure to understand anything has done more to demonstrate my point for everyone else here than you will ever realize.

But keep envisioning you're arguing against boomer republicans from the Regan area when this nation still 'stood' for something and had some values worth protecting as the right wing shifts into our hands. But that America and the politics of its day is over, the conservatives failed to conserve anything and yet the liberals expect us to be loyal to the system they dominate.

Fuck that. Fuck liberals, fuck the federal government, and fuck America. This entire nation needs to be restructured from the bottom up. Thankfully open borders, violent subnational groups, and the expanding welfare state have started putting cracks in the foundation.

[Anonymous No.5188763]

>>5188750
No bitch. You are a fucking LIAR.

Scroll up and see the proof here (>>5171251) first mention of politics.

You derailed first cunt, everyone was talking about video games till you turned the thread toxic. You need to leave 4channel, we don't want you here.

[Anonymous No.5189551]

Heh.

[Anonymous No.5189609]

>>5187824
Fool that you are, you yourself have already been programmed to separate people into groups like democrats and republicans when both parties have the same master holding the leash. Your politics are entirely manipulated by economic forces.

[Anonymous No.5189613]

>>5189609
if you don't vote for a third party candidate you are literally wasting your vote

[Anonymous No.5189619]

>>5188275
You protect the rights of Muslims but refuse to read the Quran where it explicitly states their desire to deny you yours. You're uneducated and you simply repeat what you're told.

[Anonymous No.5189681]

>>5170595
It's more like making the mistake of having any sort of identity online to be picked apart by rabid jackals looking for cheap laughs. Uli realized it was worthless and unplugged save for the occasional normiebook update.
>>5178140
>>5173738
Take this retard who's obsessed with e-diagnosing people with autism because they don't know how to fistbump someone. This is all you get from having any sort of online identity. Morons who think they're intelligent endlessly noting every facet of your personality.
Be anonymous for a bit and then unplug. That's the way you want to do it. Having a face on here is nothing more than an excuse to get stalked.

[Anonymous No.5189697]

Stop arguing guys, what would Uli say if he could see you now?

[Anonymous No.5189795]

>>5189681
>It's more like making the mistake of having any sort of identity online to be picked apart by rabid jackals looking for cheap laughs
after coming to 4chan my entire life has become a sort facetious satire of the circumstances, I basically can't stop trolling even if I want to now

[Anonymous No.5189819]

>>5188275
nobody gives a heck what smug npc politics you are dude.
we are talking about serious stuff here bubsy and uli.

[Anonymous No.5189918]

>>5189681
he is obviously autistic though, why does someone pointing that out upset you?

[Anonymous No.5189963]

>>5189918
He's not. He just has really really bad OCD.

[Anonymous No.5190370]

>>5189819
>npc
It's rather pathetic that you can only think of life in terms of video game references. Imagine treating life as a fucking video game. Sad.

[Anonymous No.5190497]

>>5190370
Because that term seems to get a reaction for some reason. Faggot, retard, asshat - no one cares. But when NPC comes into play people sit there and write paragraphs about how it doesn't apply to them, true or not.

[Anonymous No.5190516]

>>5190497
I don't see anyone writing any paragraphs. You seem a bit bothered it's not getting the reaction you desired.

[Anonymous No.5190528]

>>5190516
Did I say in this thread?

It's similar to "cuck" for some reason that word had stopping power when it first came out (it's been overplayed now) because it struck a cord with white liberals deep down.

>you

That was my first post ITT.

[Anonymous No.5190546]

>>5190528
I dunno man, you're the one who keeps typing a bunch. You know what they say, Gaslight Obstruct Project.