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What's your opinion on Resident Evil Survivor?

>> No.5135712

SHITLOAD OF FUCK

>> No.5135716

Trash

>> No.5135718

>>5135708
Buffalo shit and elephant farts

>> No.5135757

>>5135708
COWABUNGA DOGSHIT DIARRHEA

>> No.5135760

>>5135708
DIARY DIARRHEA

>> No.5135807

>>5135708
What a piece of shit! Buffalo diarrhea fuck farts!

>> No.5135837

AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.5135879

DOO
KY
DOOKIE KONG

DOO
KY
DOOKIE KONG

SHIT LOAD OF FUCKING BALLSACKS OF SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.5135910

I've had the Japanese version of this for awhile, but I can't find my PlayStation lightgun tobplay it properly. The d-pad version is boring, didn't finish it, but I'm pretty sure I rented it as a kid.

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>>5135910
Use this anon.

>> No.5136002

>>5135973
Anon I don't think you understood his problem

>> No.5136085

Decent, captures the classic RE atmosphere, fairly short.
Suprisingly decent atmosphere.

>> No.5136098 [DELETED] 

Not as impressive as the unending dick length of Mike Mattei.

>> No.5136136

>>5136098
Threadly reminder that Mike stole the "big dick" meme from an old /v/ meme about The Nerd having a big dick, with a photoshopped picture of him sitting on a toilet.
Mike then stole a few dick pics and claimed them as his own.
Also threadly reminder that James is the only one to have female fangirls, and Mike only has male (gay) fans, because they're too stupid to realize the big dick thing is a meme and not real.

>> No.5136157

If I wanted a thread about dicks I'd go to /b/

>> No.5136182

Oh, I guess the AVGN just reviewed this game. How was it?

>> No.5136194

>>5136182
It's okay. Standard Nerd.

Though all I could think about while watching it was how a bunch of people are going to suddenly claim they like it/drive the price up now.

>> No.5136195

>>5135973
Thanks for the tip, didn't know that existed.

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Hey you, dumb janny faggot. This is a stealth AVGN thread. Quick, clean it up. For free.

>> No.5136231

>>5136194
That's what I was wondering about. Didn't know if he pooped on the game or not and I'm curious to see if the general consensus will change on the game lol.

>> No.5136234 [DELETED] 

Sage for the shit thread

>> No.5137009

what were they thinking????

>> No.5137014

Personally, I've always thought this game was a shitload of fuck. It always reminded me of a diarrhea dump coming out of a buffalo's ass. In other words, it's shit. But that's just MY opinion.

>> No.5137020

>>5137009
>>5137014
>no posts between 8am and 5pm
School just got out, right faggots?

>> No.5137031

>>5137020
You would know.

>> No.5137797

>>5135708
I played when it was first released and even back then I found it crappy. Good thing I rent it.

>> No.5137810

>>5136136
his exgf told her coworkers that the pic wasnt real, but enough people believed it that mike cant go back now. that dudes life if over once a real dick pic surfaces or an ex goes public

>> No.5138989

>>5135708
suckin' fucks!

>> No.5139289

>>5135973
useful, thanks

i'm assuming everyone knows but columbine was the reason lightgun support was hilariously removed from gun survivor

>> No.5139487

>>5135708
I'd rather eat rotten asshole, because this game is just poopy toilet paper.

>> No.5139537

>>5135708
ive never played it, but it's shit.

>> No.5139561

I was aware the game existed but only peripherally, and if you’d asked me about it like a week ago I probably would have said, “Oh yeah, wasn’t that game made under some weird circumstances where some low-quality studio that did bad arcade ports got a hold of the RE license?”

>> No.5139657

i tried to watch that video, i just couldn't get past that first part.
the game is dumb, but you can find some enjoyment in it if you like RE that much.

>> No.5140257

>>5135708
Its actually pretty good if you can appreciate silly games. Its not difficult per se, but its Resident Evil in 1st person, and they had the sense to include enemies from both Resident Evil and RE2. It also really hit nicely about what bastards Umbrella were.

Would I recommend it as a game worth playing for its own sake? No. It really only hits right if you're a Resident Evil fan. That said, the franchise has shat out worse games. A lot of people would throw Operation Raccoon City in there with it (but fuck you, it was fun), but Gaiden and Umbrella Corps were worse. Dead Aim maybe on par if you didn't have a light gun or figure out you can use a mouse with it.

>> No.5140353

You just watched the Nerd didn't you?

>> No.5140378

>>5139289
Yeah, fuck columbine

Cover art is cool, looks like something from a go nagai or ken ishikawa comic