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>Never the console
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good game outside Japan
>Sales tanked so hard Sega quit the console race after Dreamcast
>Difficult to develop due to complicated architecture and quads
>Only the 3rd best-selling 5th generation console
>Only the 3rd best when it comes to 3D rendering performance
>Jannetty to PlayStation and Nintendo 64 even later on in Japan
>Launch Daytona USA port badly optimized Sega Rally guys had to code a better port
>Sonic game development shafted so badly that FIVE Genesis Sonic games have to be ported
>High reliance on arcade ports
>High reliance on 2D shit because of shit 3D performance in era where 3D matters
>Every decent first-party Saturn game with international release had a PC port, further questioning relevance of Saturn
>4 MB memory arcade ports still suffer from animation frame cuts and no longer relevant thanks to arcade emulation
>Online services used by nobody
>Porn games literally allowed in Japan in pitiful attempt to get salarymen dimes, causing a ROM site to list a strip rock-paper-scissors game the most downloaded Saturn game at one point
>Existence pretty much erased from Sega's official history books outside Japan as a result of tanking Sega's console chances

>> No.5090781

Shut the fuck up Bernie

>> No.5090835

3/4 of the op isn't even factual.

>> No.5090873
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5090873

It's too bad Sega fans had to settle for Panzer Dragoon Saga while N64 owners got to enjoy the RPG perfection of Quest 64.

>> No.5091156

>>5090873
Saga is overrated hipster trash. Zwei is the Panzer Dragoon masterpiece.

>> No.5091221 [DELETED] 

>>5090780
get your ass back in /asp/

>> No.5091229 [DELETED] 

>>5091221
SEETHING Saturncuck

>>5090780
Millions of fanboys, never drew a dime

>> No.5091287

>>5090780
You sound mad. Is it because you can't afford one?

>> No.5091853 [DELETED] 

>>5090780
KEK, sup /asp/ bro/? Hipster Saturn faggots, so tired of them

>> No.5091906

/v/ is here

>> No.5091929

>>5091906
nash, summer of 92

>> No.5092439

>Never the console
what does this mean?
Like "Never: The Console", or you mean that it was never THE console?

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>>5090780
You must return.

>> No.5094141 [DELETED] 

>>5092439
never THE console you Saturn mark.

>> No.5094223 [DELETED] 

>>5094141
>Saturn mark.
cheeky

>> No.5094226 [DELETED] 

>memewrestling talk

>> No.5094234 [DELETED] 
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>>5090780
BASED /asp/chad working the granbas into a finna boiling SEETHE

>> No.5094252 [DELETED] 

>>5094226
HOLY FUCKING CRINGEOLA

>> No.5094276

at least we could/can burn teh shiat outta the satan right?

>> No.5094282

So what console is Shawn?

>> No.5094290

Kys bretmark you pommy cunt

>> No.5094308 [DELETED] 
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5094308

>watching half naked men play pretend in a ring

>> No.5094458 [DELETED] 

Based /asp/ie working these Saturn jabronies into a seething shoot

>> No.5096052

>>5094282
dreamcast.

>be the draw for a short time
>[GLASS SHATTERS]
>out of business due to reasons
>have a rather big comeback years later due to nostalgia

>> No.5096398

>>5096052
Dreamcast never drew a dime either ya simp. Not even post-console race Sonic (except Mania) or even Yakuza drew. Hell, their arcade division gave in to otaku trash by giving arcade adaptations of KanColle and FGO.

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Is she a draw?

>> No.5096512 [DELETED] 

>based /asp/ daddy come to make the retrocucks seethe eternally
HOLY FINNA FUCKING BASEDOLA

>> No.5096518 [DELETED] 
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5096518

mmmmmmmm
dreamchads
dont wanna mess with them

>> No.5096542 [DELETED] 

>>5096518
T R U L Y B A D A S S

>> No.5096546 [DELETED] 
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HOLY FUCKING BASED

SATURN BURIED BEYOND THE POINT OF NO RETURN

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>>5090780

>> No.5096557 [DELETED] 

>>5092439
You aint gonna make it here with the wolves, kid.

>> No.5096560 [DELETED] 
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5096560

>/vr/

>> No.5096562 [DELETED] 

>>5096557
I'm just not american I guess.

>> No.5096565 [DELETED] 

wrestling is for homos

>> No.5096571 [DELETED] 

>mandrama fags are here
fuck that
back to your containment board you retards
>actually watching naked men pretend fight

>> No.5096572 [DELETED] 

>>5096565
True.
But there is female wrestling. That's the good stuff.

>> No.5096573 [DELETED] 

Fake Fighting Fags get the FUCK off of my board

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>>5096565
good thing /asp/ is a zorbing and biking board, ya simp mark bitch

>> No.5096576

Did the Saturn have any good wrestling games?

>> No.5096579 [DELETED] 

>>5096574
Blow it out yout ass

>> No.5096582 [DELETED] 
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>>5096579
worked and SEETHING

>> No.5096585 [DELETED] 

>>5092439
Finna CRINGEOLA

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>>5096572
>True.
>But there is female wrestling. That's the good stuff.

>> No.5096597

>>5090873
No one bought either console for RPGs. That's what PS1 was for.

>> No.5096598 [DELETED] 

>first /x/
>now us
is this what you wrestlefags do?
you find other boards that are slow to raid because you know you guys cant raid a big board like /tv/ or /v/ because your "raids" consist of 2 people at max lol
what a joke of a board /asp/ is

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Implying /asp/ watches wrestling

>> No.5096605 [DELETED] 

>>5090780
Meanwhile, in 1995...

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>>5096598
ya SEETHING, lil guy

>> No.5096608 [DELETED] 

>>5096594
This is an /asp/chadposter

>> No.5096615 [DELETED] 

>>5096582
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck

>> No.5096617 [DELETED] 

>>5096606
hang yourself wrestlecuck

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>>5096615
Finna

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>>5096617
ya butthurt, ya geek

>> No.5096629 [DELETED] 

>>5096618
EAT SHIT AND DIE WRESTLEKEK

>> No.5096630 [DELETED] 

>>5096624
moron with an iq of 2 cant speak proper english?

>> No.5096632 [DELETED] 

>>5096629
>>5096615
>>5096617
Have sex and gain height ya ding-dong diddly pinhead

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>>5096629
>WRESTLEKEK
based filter raping this SEETHING and worked jabroni into submission

>> No.5096637 [DELETED] 

>>5096632
Im 6'1 and I have 3 chindren moron

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THIS THREAD GOT ME VIBRATING.

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>>5096630
why ya so mad ya dweeb

>> No.5096642 [DELETED] 

>>5096637
SEETHING

>> No.5096645 [DELETED] 
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5096645

Holy freakin CRINGE these quakedads are finna take a serious beating

>> No.5096648 [DELETED] 

>>5096639
>>5096642
why dont you grow a few brain cells and go back to your containment board before the mod makes your bitchass crawl back

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>>5094308
>playing with overpriced 40 year old electronic toys

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>>5096648
ya finna cry, lil guy?

>> No.5096671 [DELETED] 

>>5096665
>finna
dumb nigger gorilla ape

>> No.5096674 [DELETED] 

>>5096648
>needs the mods to clean his mess up
Get a clue

>> No.5096682 [DELETED] 

>>5096674
>>5096665
go back before we raid you faggots

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>>5096671
ya finna SEETHE

>> No.5096689 [DELETED] 

>>5096671
ayyyy look at this dude finna SEETHING. ya need ta lurk more lil guy. have sex and get a clue, junior.

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>>5096682
im finna BEG ya to try raiding us /asp/chads ya pencil necked geek

>> No.5096694 [DELETED] 

>>5096682
>we
party’s over granba

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>>5096682
>thinks /vr/ could do anything to BIG DIMES /ASP/

>> No.5096719 [DELETED] 

>>5096649
Lmao based Big Dog Burying /vr/

>> No.5096723 [DELETED] 

Is this /asp/‘s Best invasion in months?

>> No.5096727 [DELETED] 

>>5096723
>best invasion
>2 threads
kek
/asp/ full of low t estrogenboys

>> No.5096747 [DELETED] 

>>5096637
>3 chindren
Lose weight.

>> No.5096778 [DELETED] 

>>5096602
Based Hanabro

>> No.5096781

>>5090780
I don't watch SEGA, so I don't care

>> No.5096814
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5096814

>Wrestling is all about nostalgia these days
>This is a nostalgia fueled board
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

>> No.5096838

Similarities between Sega and WCW

Both blew their stack with crappy assets
Both are bust
Both are only fondly remembered by their grieving fanboys

>> No.5096880

>>5096814
>tfw these are the only two boards you regularly post on
we should really be going after someone else tbqh lads

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Micheals = Wolf
Jannetty = Pai

>> No.5096896 [DELETED] 

>>5096637
Are they your chindren?

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>>5091929

>> No.5096904 [DELETED] 

>>5096486
Based

>> No.5096906 [DELETED] 

>>5096518
PURE SEGA

>> No.5096907 [DELETED] 

>>5096880
I suggest /mu/ or /tv/, or any other board full of elitist faggots.

>> No.5096923 [DELETED] 

>>5096880
A Tag Team? I like it bro

>> No.5096925 [DELETED] 

>>5096907
is $CFO /mu/core?