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[SPOILER] No.5063187[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

in this thread, we try to trigger /vr/

>> No.5063285 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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too easy

>> No.5063287

Sega sucks

>> No.5063290

Sex

>> No.5063296
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>> No.5063306

hi my name is bagsby grames and i am very popular with the ladies and knowledgeable about retro games

>> No.5063310
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>> No.5063316

>>5063296

Emulating myself but honestly I have never really seen collectorfags jumping on emulatorfags. What typically happens is that OP is about collecting somehow, like what his latest find is, then cue some post in the way of "This is my collection for $0, what a steal!" with sth like the pic- and then you can kiss the thread's ass goodbye as the shitflinging catapults are rolled out...

>> No.5063317

>>5063310
Ok, this guy wins

>> No.5063328
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>> No.5063331

JRPGs are the lowest form of video games, bar none.

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DQ3. These assholes are impossible to kill without save states. They run 90% of the time, they're faster than your entire party (even if they have 255 AGI sometimes) and you're basically praying for a random crit on them in the first turn.

Fucking infuriating trying to grind while these assholes basically just waste your time. And why the fuck does the wiki say they give 40,000 exp? They give 10,000 at best.

>> No.5063381

Xenogearsis overrated. This is the only truth about this game

>> No.5063385

JRPGs are better than WRPGs, hands down.

>> No.5063386

>>5063381
> calling anything overrated
That's just lazy bait, not triggering.

>> No.5063407
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>>5063347
ftfy

>> No.5063410

>>5063347
>And why the fuck does the wiki say they give 40,000 exp? They give 10,000 at best.
XP is divided among party members

>> No.5063532

Spyro is only slightly more fun than Crash Bandicoot, and that's not saying much, because both are uninteresting platformers to play. I do like Spyro's level design though.

>> No.5063558

>>5063187
>in this thread, we try to trigger /vr/
Why do you bring stale reddit memes to /vr/ please don't.

>> No.5063650

>>5063328
this is cool though.

>>5063532
yeah. i think Spyro is nicer to look at on top of that, but ultimately i would just rather not play Crash or Spyro.

>> No.5063952

N64 has no games

>> No.5064045

>>5063306
More like
>WHAT IS UP MY DUDES IT'S KRAZYGAMER HERE ABOUT TO TALK THIS COOL HIDDEN GEM I FOUND CALLED FINAL FANTASY VII, BUT BEFORE THAT PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME, ALSO, RING THAT LITTLE BELL WHILE YOUR AT IT, LITERALLY PLEASE IT PAYS MY RENT

>> No.5064107
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>> No.5064112

ps1 is the poorman's console

>> No.5064236
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>> No.5064367

>>5063296
>PC engine CD
>only 5 games
>They all suck
why keep them?

>> No.5064385

>>5064107
>uses Rondo as a coaster
Alright, you triggered me.

>> No.5064387

Not every single modern game is bad.

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>>5064367
Come again?

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>> No.5064419

>>5064405
how many of those are generic dragon quest clones

>> No.5064421
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>> No.5064425

>>5064416
I don't remember, did Blizzard even have a copy of this themselves at that point?
That'd make it kind of less bad if returning that helped work on RM or something, but also embarrassing for Blizzard that the only existing source code would be in some random redditor's hands.
Either way, an embarrassing affair overall.

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5064427

too easy! watch this!

PS2 is retro, 18 years old for every other entertainment medium is considered retro.

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>> No.5064451

>>5064440
you got me.

>> No.5064453

PSX

>> No.5064456

Super Mario Bros 1 is impossible.

>> No.5064459

>>5064414

No trigger since it's fake.

>> No.5064460
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>>5064236
>Local 58 /vr/ edition

>> No.5064468

>>5064107
The way the developers intended™.

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>>5064236
This is literally how I remember playing Sonic 3.

>> No.5064498

>>5064469
what am I looking at?

>> No.5064503
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>>5064498
The future.

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>>5064427
No, watch this!

>> No.5064514
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Hey guys

>> No.5064520

>>5064514
I'm triggered, you win.

>> No.5064524
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>> No.5064526

Working Designs did nothing wrong.

>> No.5064531

>>5064524
>>5064526
Fuck off Vic.

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>>5064531
Not Vic and I unironically believe Working Designs improved most of the games they localized.

>> No.5064535

>>5063407
Kek!

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>>5064532
Sure Vic, sure.

>> No.5064539

>>5064537
I did say most.

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>>5064539
>I did say none.
Sure did.

>> No.5064579

>>5064425
they did not have the source code at the time, that's why when the retard sent them the source code they gave him a bunch of free stuff.

>> No.5064593

The N64 is a better system than the PS1. Few to no load times, analog support for every game that needs it, built like a tank, better graphics, 4 player out of the box, and most of all, better games. The only thing """""worth""""" playing on PS1 are autistic JRPGs that nobody with a functioning brain stem could actually enjoy, and also Medievil -- that game is badass. Everything else is irredeemable dogshit and is completely shat upon by the likes of Super Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Star Fox 64, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Turok, Doom 64, Smash, Blast Corps, Paper Mario, Ogre Battle 64, and about two dozen more. Yes, at least two dozen more. The PS1 was built for virgins with tiny hands and no friends, the N64 was built for cum-dumping pussy masters. Having a large peenus weenus is a requirement for owning an N64.

Also, Starcraft 64 is good.

>> No.5064601

>>5064593
10/10, absolutely based and redpilled

>> No.5064620

>>5064514
>the price of that one game you’ve been stalking on eBay goes up by $200
oh yeah, I’m triggered!

>> No.5064623

>>5064593
>penus weenus

>> No.5064628

>>5064593

I loved Oddworld. But great games on PSX were few and far between.
Anon knows what he's talking about here.

>> No.5064635

>>5064628
Based

>> No.5064664

>>5063650
Why is it cool. Tell me why that is cool. Describe your thoughts and reasoning why that is cool.

>> No.5064673

>>5064498
Looks like a television set to channel 4 while a game runs on channel 3.

>> No.5064716
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>> No.5064723

>>5063347
Just turn into a dragon and toast the entire group of them. All you need to do is hope one or two stick around for a turn.

>> No.5064759

>>5064664
every other cartridge looked like that. it's very nostalgic, like a game boy with a missing battery cover, or masking tape on a cartridge with someone's name in magic marker.

>> No.5064812

>>5063187
emulation is the best way to play retro games and you can emulate the crt effect

>> No.5064837

>>5063331
But you're right

>> No.5064847

>>5064593
my pussy creamed after reading this

>> No.5064885

>>5064593

Nothing triggers more than the truth

>> No.5064918

>>5063952
TWENTY

GOOD

GAMES

>> No.5064924

GameCube is retro, it's around 18 years old, several generations behind consoles, and lightyears behind modern systems in terms of technology. It even supports GBA gameplay, one of many exceptions to the "not retro weh" rule. Mods just hate it because it's not muh pixels or muh blox enough.

>> No.5064929

Trans women are beautiful.

>> No.5064986

>>5063331
What about sports games or visual novels?

>> No.5065006

>>5064929
Some are, some aren't.

>> No.5065012

>>5064986
>sports games
Alright, this got me.

>> No.5065216

>>5064107
/thread

>> No.5065230

>>5064045
I believe he is attempting to satirize me specifically, as I seem to trigger nu-/vr/ just by being myself

>> No.5065251

>>5064440
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.5065253

>>5064440
Unironically the best version

>> No.5065319

>>5064723
It's impossible man. Even with save states, I swear to god those little bastards actually ran 20 times in a row. To understand just how bullshit this is, you have to understand that every time I reload a savestate I do so before I choose my last action. This allows the AI to make a different choice. It could attack or fireball instead but it chose to run 20 times in a row. In another battle, 4 of those assholes all ran every turn 10 times in a row.

The mechanics on these little bastards is just pure bullshit.

>> No.5065435

>>5064593
>Also, Starcraft 64 is good.
pretty good bait until you blew it with this

>> No.5065441

>>5065435
>pretty good bait until you blew it with this
and yet it made you respond. also hes right, sc64 is fun

>> No.5065476

>>5063310
Is this what I think it is? But, not counting and aside of cheating, HOW? I though you can level only when stars are obtained, which can be only after defeating bosses? I mean, sure, you can keep the level, but STATS raise only when a star is got later on, no?

>> No.5065482

>>5065476
watch the speedrun he beats miguel while he's low level as fuck and explains every turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hnoU504HGo
Starts at 3:35:00

>> No.5065486

>>5064427
Not yet. It'll become official Retro in 2020.

>> No.5065487

N64 controllers are the most shoddy, least innovative things on the market. Most of the n64's admittedly decent library of games are ruined by its knuckle-bumping trident design, and the shitty megablocks-tier plastic analog twig goes limp and loose faster than a /v/tard after unknowingly taking home a tranny from a dinner date. Literally all of this could have been,avoided had Nintendo released a different controller, but instead of suppressing their low-functioning tism for the .5 microseconds they would need to make intelligent business decisions, they released a couple of testicles you could slap onto the bottom of the fucker instead.

I traded mine in for a Sega CD, and never looked back on it since. Nintendownies can suck it.

>> No.5065490

>>5065487
t. PS1 handlet

>> No.5065495

>>5065482
It's not about Miguel.
What I'm asking is how he's able to have such high stats while being LV 1?

>> No.5065502

>>5065495
That's stamina level you TOOOOOOOOL

>> No.5065594

>>5064107
lel
>>5064514
reee

>> No.5065605
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>>5063285
mission accomplished!

>> No.5065613

>>5063187
Most NES games are garbage, even the relatively good ones.

Metroid 1 and Zelda 1 are primitive, unrefined, poorly designed games inferior to every sequel in their respective series.

Accuracy in emulation is a meme.

Real hardware is a waste of money and space if emulation is possible.

Input lag isn't that big a deal; if it's consistent you can get used to it.

>> No.5065617

>>5065613
>Zelda 1
>inferior to Spirit Tracks
Yeah, you fucked up.

>> No.5065629

>>5065613
yeah, why did they opt for those ugly pixels when they could have used 3D instead?

bunch of losers!

>> No.5066029
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Mixels

>> No.5066032

>>5065617
Yes, it is.

>> No.5066043

>>5064847
Anuses arent supposed to do that bro

>> No.5066112

>>5063187
ps2, xbox and gcn should be discussed here

>> No.5066257

All of the Legend of Zelda games are RPGs.

>> No.5066261

>>5065617
>>5066032
The only rival Spirit Tracks has for worst Zelda is Twilight Princess

>> No.5066273

>>5064514
CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
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June 12, 2018

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We are writing to notify you that your unlawful copying of Hidden Gems™ infringes upon our client’s exclusive copyrights. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to

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We demand that you immediately (A) cease and desist your unlawful copying of Hidden Gems™ and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement of Metal Jesus' copyrighted works.

>> No.5066285

>>5063296
>no folder for nes unlicensed

>> No.5066304

>>5064508
>no duke
How am I supposed to play Halo without the sensation of holding two large potatoes in my hands?

>> No.5066330

You know that one kid who would become friends with you to spend the night over at your place and then inevitably stole one of your games?
That was me.

>> No.5066347

>>5066261
Twilight Princess is good, though. Better than Majora and on par with Ocarina.

>> No.5066362

>>5065230
That's what I take from it. You bug me sometimes but that's a human thing. It's not bad to have you around. /vr/ has better trip and namefags than most of the site.

>> No.5066363

Modern games are just as good, if not better, than retro games.

>> No.5066374

>>5066363
Yeah man, Mario maker made all retro Mario games obsolete, as did mania for sonic

>> No.5066384

>>5066374
>the only retro games worth mentioning are sonic and mario
Holy shit, the absolute state of this underage board.

>> No.5066391

>>5066362
I love you too, Anon.

>> No.5066396

>>5063328
in 10 years this is going to be the jeans with the knees blown out, but of retro video games, watch.

>> No.5066404

>>5066273
this reminds me of /b/'s old Burning Man LLC posts

>> No.5066421

>>5065486
Dreamcast doesn’t even turn 20 (for Americans) until 2019 but it’s allowed here somehow. PS2/GC/XB should’ve been here for already.

>> No.5066468

>>5066285
They're all included in No Intro NES.

>> No.5066998

>>5066384
Did you forget what thread you're in?

>> No.5067109

The best way to play 240p games is on a slot mask cancer ray tube with composite video.

PVMemes look exactly the same as LCDs.

>> No.5067113

>>5063285
It's the third best retro video game platform after PC and SNES. Fifth gen is hot garbage and Dreamcast is sixth gen.

>> No.5067118

>>5066998
>Did you forget what thread you're in?
Did you?

>> No.5068191

>>5067118
Answer the damn question.

>> No.5068372

>>5064440
>that ui
>that sprite"""work"""
>that souless hand-holding
triggered

>> No.5068432
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I am a HUGE collector: Pic related.

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>>5064107
>compaq
>hp

>> No.5068474
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Ok who is the idiot who got me issued a warning for posting a PS2 as the joke given the name of the name of the thread? Who is the fun nazi who can’t even take a joke? Like fucking really!? You are a man ass eater whoever you are. Get bent.

>> No.5068476

>>5064107
You tried too hard and it looped back to hilarious.

>> No.5068478

>>5068474
Well, you can't say you didn't achieve the goal laid before you by the OP, succeeding in triggering someone, with flying colors.

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>niggers actually whined to the mods about 6th gen in a fucking TRIGGER /vr/ thread

Face it, these systems aren't getting younger, and neither are you. Not the systems' fault they existed right as you entered your sad shitty adulthood.

>> No.5068496

>>5068492
based

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>>5068474
Successful thread is successful.

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>> No.5068546

>>5068519
Mortal Kombat 1 against the CPU was hard, but not quite bullshit, at least until you had to deal with the fucking Endurance Matches.
Mortal Kombat 2 against the CPU was completely fucked. Pic related. Your only hope is picking Baraka and spamming his blade-waving.
(Ultimate) Mortal Kombat 3 against the CPU is a strange experience. They just pause for a bit and stare you down if you do nothing, and you have to quickly punish whatever they decide to pull on you, with lighting fast reflexes. It's defensive mindgames. At least the unstoppable throw spam is toned down, but I hesitate to call it much fun.

Mortal Kombat 4 actually got the CPU right. It's still hard as fuck, but not MK2 bullshit or MK3 mindgame hard, and you're not forced to go through endurance matches to reach the end. Done right, I can combo those fuckers hard, straight to Maximum Damage, and sometimes beyond with correctly timed delays. It's most likely why I like MK4 and replay it often even when others don't.

everything after that up until MK9 is bleh

>> No.5068687

>>5068492
Cringe

>> No.5068719

>>5068432

I have 40 everdrives. Does that make me a collector?

>> No.5068760

>>5063342
1990 all over again

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>>5068519
>get thrown by CPU
i feel some PTSD, hours of getting BTFO by the CPU endlessly throwing me, fucking MK2

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>>5064593
many n64 games have loading times, for instance the puzzle zooming animation in banjo kazooie is hiding loading

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>>5068432
>I am a HUGE collector: Pic related.
FTFY

>> No.5069636

The Sega Genesis was and is fucking garbage. The games were boring as fuck mascot platformers, celebrity licensed bullshit, and normie sports games. The controllers were rickety chinkshit with an odd number of buttons for go knows what stupid reason, and the only reason it was successful was because they marketed themselves to 90s kids as being more edgy and extreme than Nintendo, which is about as hard as beating up retarded kids. Sega's only enduring legacy is the furfaggotry spawned by the Sonic the Hedgehog series, and getting cucked by Nintendo after the Memecast failed.

>> No.5069653

>>5068492
> Includes Dreamcast in 6th Gen
I tip my hat to you anon.

>> No.5069694

>>5069609

keks were had

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>>5064716
>got past this on my first attempt
>went back later thinking there was a star of destiny in the back
>mfw

>> No.5069953

>>5064107
Wow

>> No.5072645

Castlevania for Nintendo 64 is a good game.

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>>5064421
This one actually pissed me off pretty bad. As cool as a custom PC case is, this guy really goofed.

>> No.5074882

>>5063187
I don't get it.

>> No.5075861

>>5069653
I don't see why you wouldn't though

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>>5063287

>> No.5076034

jump jump

slide slide

>> No.5076036

Retro games are made to be played with a standard CRT and composite cables or RF, using professional screens (or even worse HDTV's) and RGB cables is crap

>> No.5077714

>>5068432
I just got the everdrive so I can play romhacks on the system.