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ITT, stupid shit you find funny about retro vidya art, collectibles, and additional content.

This is from the Disney's Adventures in the Magic Kingdom instruction booklet. The first sentence cracks me up for some reason.

>> No.501894
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>"You can collect stars in every attraction except for the one that actually has something to do with stars and space."

Disney/Capcom logic...

>> No.501916
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Bomberman looks awfully bored for a guy that runs around to happy music throwing bombs everywhere...

>> No.501921
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>LifeForce NES manual

>> No.501929
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"You can collect stars in every attraction except Space Mountain."

>> No.501946

>>501916

Bomberman isnt human. at least not until the end

>> No.501957
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comedy gold

>> No.502013
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There's obviously a deficit of stars in Space Mountain due to some magical fuckery which the vendor is attempting to correct by bartering away shit it doesn't need (super powers) for shit it does (twinklies).

>> No.502074

>>502013
Twinkies??? I love twinkies.

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>> No.502105

Instruction booklet shows the uncensored version of the game.
The game is actually cut and censored.

Almost in every turok game released in germany.

>> No.502179 [DELETED] 

They have one of these machines at a local concert venue. It features this Chun-Li on the backboard. I was on the ground crying.

>> No.502196 [SPOILER] 
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They have this machine at a local concert venue. it features this rendition of Chun-Li. I was on the ground crying.

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>>502196

>> No.502238

>>502196
Why is Joan Rivers cosplaying as Chun Li?

>> No.502264

>>502196
Michael Jackson's Super Moonwalker Alpha 2 Turbo Championship Edition

>> No.502292

>>501957
I can imagine some artist sitting down at their table and saying "You know what, a ninja on a huge scooter would be rad. Kids like ninjas, kids like scooters, its perfect!"

>> No.502332

That one line in the Rocket Knight Adventures manual.

You know which one I'm talking about.

>> No.502347

>>502084
>Me reading this.
>Yeah everything seems to be in place.

>Realize there's something fishy going on.

>Look at the picture.

>Gameplay from Goldenaxe.

>What, The, Fuck!?

>> No.502345

>>502084
I-is that fucking Golden Axe? What the hell, man?

>> No.502354

>>502347
>>502345

Looks like that 6-in-1 Genesis game that included Golden Axe, just misplaced the art a bit.

>> No.502353

>>502332
Care to enlighten me? I've never read the manual.

I don't even know what page you're talking about.

>> No.502362

>>502354
Yes, It's true I had the game + manual and I think it's real.

I'll check the manual later to confirm.

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>>502353

>> No.502453

>>502292
It's more like Silverbird coders hungover one Sunday morning, eating black pudding, sausage and bacon with beans, milky tea and some dry toast.

>"Urgh, fuck, Jeff, I don't remember anything about last night."
>"You're telling me. Say, when did they want that new game finished by?"
>"M-monday..."
>"Fuck!"
>"Got any ideas?"
>"God no, I can't even think. Bollocks, they want this coded and we haven't even started, we don't even have... say, what's this?"
>"Dunno, looks like something I doodled last night."
>"Ha, this is retarded, Ninja Scooter Simulator, sounds like a Codemasters game."
>"Wot a bunch of spastics."
>"...."
>"What was it? Ninja Scooters?"
>"Sounds utterly shit."
>"You do the dishes, I'll warm up the Spectrum. This is going to be an all nighter."

>> No.502452

>>502376
>in hard mode, though, a banana is a long yellow piece of fruit

>> No.502458

>>502376
>Banana - A lot of life is restored!
In the Hard mode, though, a banana is long yellow piece of fruit.

I can't stop laughing.

This made my day.

>> No.502468 [DELETED] 

I love the theme song so much.

>> No.502480

>>502458
is a long yellow piece of fruit*

corrected

>> No.502485

>>501921
>chowed an entree of roast Gradius

>> No.502489

>>502453

Sounds like a quality british sitcom. Jeff and Dave, hungover programmers.

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>>502376

>a long yellow piece of fruit

Oh god, that is positively golden.

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>>502453

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>>502492
Fucking Bill

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>>502453
>sounds like a Codemasters game."
>>"Wot a bunch of spastics."

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>>502492

>> No.502568

>>501957
The perspective on that scooter, I don't even...

>> No.502573

>>502453
"Ninja" refers to a brand of scooter. They told the artist the name of the game without thinking about it and got that back.

>> No.502591

>>502573

Artist my ass. That's the loosest term I ever heard.

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>>502573

That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard.

>> No.502654

>>502591
>>502597
Is it hilarious of loose, I can't decide thanks to you guys.

>> No.502703

>>502573
Source? That's actually plausible considering that the game doesn't have any ninjas in it.

>> No.502762

Where's that picture of "Road House" Andy and Terry Bogard from Fatal Fury?

That always cracks me up.

>> No.502848

http://louisville.craigslist.org/vgm/3751531621.html

>GTA

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>>502762

Fuck me I wish I had my copy of the PC rev of Fatal Fury 3 with me - that manual had some of the most god-awful translations I've ever seen

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>>502762
I assume you mean this

>> No.502915

>>502492
It would be appropriate if this was the manual for the SNES version, as the majority of jumps in Cool Spot were tailored around the Genesis's larger resolution, making a lot of the SNES port about blind jumping.

>> No.503598

>>502890
Goddamn, that is terrible art. Andy really does look like Patrick Swayze!

>> No.503649

>>502890
Terry looks like he needs to hit the gym to lose a few pounds, as soon as he takes 10 years off the age showing on his face.