/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.4999223]

What were some retro games you masturbated to back in the day?

[Anonymous No.4999263]

That unlicensed PC98 Sailor Moon hentai game. You know which one I'm talking about.

You might or might not find it by searching "pc98 sailor moon hentai" on Google images.

[Anonymous No.4999267]

>>4999223

[Anonymous No.4999268]

>>4999263
>no clue what you're talking about
>that tribbing gif
I feel like seeing that is stirring up memories I didn't realize I even had.

[Anonymous No.4999315]

That cleavage shadow got me

[Anonymous No.4999350]

>>4999223
Who?

[Anonymous No.4999351]

>>4999223

Tomb Raider Revelation demo and DOA demo for the sega dreamcast.

[Anonymous No.4999360]

>>4999223

[Anonymous No.4999365]

>>4999223
>tfw no preverted, weird, unhygienic jailbait gf

[Anonymous No.4999384]

>>4999360

Why in the fuck would you save that image twice?

[Anonymous No.4999390]

>>4999384
Not him, but
>phonepost
>save image for phonepost
>need image again later, faster to just search for it online and save it again instead of digging through the saved images on your phone

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.4999401]

I had access to Playboys when I was like 10 and I walked into Waldenbooks and bought a Penthouse when I was 13 like a boss.

[Anonymous No.4999407]

>>4999390
>phonepost

Absolute faggotry.

[Anonymous No.4999432]

>>4999401
>preferring waxing your carrot to porno books instead of vidya
Get a load of this pleb.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.4999436]

>>4999432
Actually the real cherry was the porn VHS I ordered out of the back of the Penthouse

[Anonymous No.4999438]

>>4999436
>waiting weeks for porn
Man I grew up when 56k was a thing and even I pity you.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.4999459]

>>4999438
By the time I bought my first 56k modem, I was operating a bbs with two cd drives online and I had an entire cd full of porn (although I just rotated 10 megs or so of it on the hard drive in favor of keeping two shareware cds online.

I also was able to watermark all the porn I hosted that way. Well into the early 2000s I would buy used PCs locally and find stashed porn with my bbs's watermark on them.

[Anonymous No.4999484]

Season of Sakura so it's an eroge it WAS made to masturbate to.

[Anonymous No.4999501]

>>4999223
I had the GBA versions of Street Fighter II and Alpha 3, and I recall fapping to Cammy and Chun-Li's movement animations because of how their hips and butts jiggled. Cammy especially.

[Anonymous No.4999510]

I remember when french computer magazines in the very early nineties would have ads for translated eroges (dos ports but that's where i first learned about them), and a huge double spread ad for their whole catalogue of ovas and games ("will deliver to your home").
With covers. Some of them in horny poses, and underboobs exposed. Some with a solid red "CENSORED" box with nothing.
10yo me would jack off to that red box, as my wild imagination would take the slutty animu girls in the other covers and fill in the blanks with randomized porn.

Some think Peter Molyneux's game with the black box has no target audience, but looking back I'm starting to think I fit the bill.

[Anonymous No.4999515]

>>4999484
ugh I hated that game
especially after playing True Love which was so much better

[Anonymous No.4999520]

>>4999501
I fapped to Capcom's Psylocke sprite.

>>4999515
It sure had more features and gameplay options and all that but I remember liking SoS's sex scenes and girls better.

[Anonymous No.4999546]

The girl on this box art

[Anonymous No.4999583]

get on my level, normies

[Anonymous No.4999587]

>>4999223
Lunar 2, Jean's Bromide. First time I ever did it too, so the memory stuck with me.

[Anonymous No.4999589]

[Anonymous No.4999638]

>>4999407
Seriously don't understand the hatred for people who post using phones. It's literally a portable PC without a keyboard. Any other portable device, no one has a problem with, but if it's a phone, oh no it's the normie boogieman, come to shitpost our boards with low quality bait. The ironic thing is, it's the complainers that end up spamming the board and dragging threads off-topic.

[Anonymous No.4999640]

>>4999223

[Anonymous No.4999645]

>>4999638

You have the most off-topic post so far, going by that logic.

Also calling out people who use an image board with an inferior device makes perfect sense. The explanation that somebody needs to google (at phone speed no less) and save an image twice in order to post it conveniently is a great example.

[Anonymous No.4999667]

Okay so, in early 2000 we got RPG Maker courtesy of Don Miguel, one game released for RM2K was Lunar Eve which was a short RPG with a large quantity of cameos just because, and two heroines from the then-recent VN Blood Royal released late in 1999. Four endings depended on whenever you picked Mirute or Sakuya at the start, or used a mirror or went through events, getting you a single CG.

First thing I ever fapped to was the CG of Mirute being tentacle raped. VN it stole them from is pretty good if you like depravity and humiliation, has an OVA adaption too.

[Anonymous No.4999736]

>>4999546
>box art
I also liked magazine ads

[Anonymous No.4999846]

>>4999638
Because websites are being forced by advertisers and google to adapt their sites for the mobile minority at the expense of desktop users. They're also threatened into denying it.

[Anonymous No.4999854]

Retro games?
Miss World ‘96

[Anonymous No.4999861]

>>4999390
my bad using 4chan on my breaks at work

[Anonymous No.4999864]

Super maruo

[Anonymous No.5000183]

>>4999223
princess maker 2

[Anonymous No.5000250]

>>4999520
>That sprite

[Anonymous No.5000257]

[Anonymous No.5000282]

>>4999846
mobile is the majority of web devices now, at least as far as the kind that people would be using to access web forums and other casual browsing experiences.

I too still wish that modern phones were as well-equipped and designed as their forebearers from the mid-2000s, but alas, we continue to be inundated with modern moronphones.

[Anonymous No.5000284]

>>5000282
sorry, I was off-topic too.

I'm too young to have retro faps but I /d/iscovered a fetish from playing yoshi's story as a kid (and it's nothing animal-related either). I don't think anybody else knows my experience though.

[Anonymous No.5000375]

I proposed to a girl I used to bang back in the day and have been in love with forever, she said no. My dick hasn't worked in days

[Anonymous No.5000389]

>>4999520
>saturday morning in my room after getting a copy of x-mean mutant apocalypse the night before

[Anonymous No.5000446]

>>5000183
>masturbating to your own daughter

[Anonymous No.5000447]

>>5000284
you can't set that up and just leave us hanging

[Anonymous No.5000512]

>>4999223
Interactive Girls Club ones.

Vida X (MOMMY/10)
Jo Guest in Milk Run (dat shaving minigame)
Teresa: House Guest (this was the shitty one)

[Anonymous No.5000574]

>>5000446
Hot.

[Anonymous No.5000643]

>>4999268
>>4999263

Holy shit i just got blasted back to my first faps 15 years ago

pretty sure i downloaded these on original Napster

[Anonymous No.5000657]

>>5000282
Pinging facebook, twitter, discord, candy crush, clash of clans, and every other social media site you sold your info to to check for new messages is not "accessing a website". Dirty mobile users are a minority on inferior hardware and should be segregated to their own internet.

The most common excuse for not being able to do a basic thing? "I'm on mobile". Death to the mobile minority, Jim Crow laws now.

[Anonymous No.5001467]

>>4999667
>is pretty good if you like depravity and humiliation
why would anyone like that?

[Anonymous No.5001471]

I couldn't stop thinking about the Elevator lady's hips in Earthbound....

[Anonymous No.5001545]

>>5001471
it really was kinda weird that she specified her hips and not just her butt. always made me assume it was a joke about how every eb character kinda looks like they're shimmying side-to-side when they're standing

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5001571]

>>5001467
Apparently it's pretty common if you get a 56k modem and find eroge to download instead of bold-faced buying Penthouse and ordering VHS of "3dpd" out of the back. There but for the grace of god, I guess.

[Anonymous No.5002073]

>>4999223
Knights of Xentar and Cobra Mission are the first games I remember masturbating to.

[Anonymous No.5002126]

>>4999861
>breaks at work

Get a load of this wagecuck! Get on our level anon.

I too phone post on breaks at work. So I guess my hateboner isn't justified.

[Anonymous No.5002181]

>>4999645
>>4999846
Lol you guys are a hoot

[Anonymous No.5002201]

>>5000512
Yes
I found this on one of my bro's warez CDs back in the day. The PC was in the living room so I had to play in secret, it took like a month to finish one.
Also contributing.

[Anonymous No.5002217]

>>4999223
masturbatin aka spanking the monkey is bad for you. takes all your mojo away. you'll never find a nice thot normalfag gf who hates all your hobbies and destroys your life. Back in the good old days I used to vibrate the ps1 controller on my dick.

[Anonymous No.5002309]

>>4999589
DeviantArt.gif

[Anonymous No.5002310]

>>5001545
in the original japanese version she actually says “butt” iirc

[Anonymous No.5002338]

>>5000512
holy shit this

[Anonymous No.5002356]

>>5002217
But Babs did it and now he has his very own uggo to fuck while he thinks about porn and some crotch fruit to show for it. Don't you want to be like him too?

[Anonymous No.5002420]

>>4999263
>PC98 Sailor Moon hentai
I'm a huge Sailor Moon fan and I remember seeing some of those gifs online when I was younger, but never realized there was an actual game. What in the fuck.

Also, I used to make my own hentai movies in Mario Paint. I'd make individual scenes and tape them on VHS to create a movie. I still have one but the tape is full of mold.

[Anonymous No.5002435]

>>5002420
here, thought of more:

I liked getting killed by cop zombies in the police station as Claire in RE2 and imagining that they had consensual zombie gang bangs after the screen faded to black. I still use this fantasy to get off some times.

I also used to make my own hentai in CharaMaker, a program for editing RPG Maker sprites by taking a fighting game female sprite (like Chun Li lying on the ground) and a video game monster (like the tentacled plant things from Joe & Mac) and putting them in a scene (like Blanka's stage or something) and editing them fucking (like drawing vines going from the plant under Chun Li's skirt). It saved me from worrying about getting caught downloading porn and also solved the problem of a scarcity of consentacles porno, which still persists today.
I'd feel fucked up admitting that to anyone IRL but I am confident that /vr/ understands.

>>4999667
Thanks for the reminder on this one.
>>5002217
I got a Metal Gear Solid demo disc with either a Pizza Hut special or from EGM back when I was a kid and in the options, you could test the vibration of the controller and if you held the button down, it was constant. I put that against my clitoris and nearly instantly orgasmed. I felt really guilty about it eventually and busted the disc up.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5002458]

>>5002356
If you haters bothered to look at the archives you could come up with less laughably off-target jabs. Are you one of those /r9k/ variety mgtows? Because while I do believe there's a growing need for men's advocacy, those people are ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.5002491]

>>5002458
So you're denying that you're married with kids? Whose pictures have you been stealing?

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5002504]

>>5002491
>yes, I am an /r9k/ variety mgtow
k then enjoy

[Anonymous No.5002507]

>>5002435
It's so odd. This post is so odd. The need for consent is odd, bc well, they are zombies and also plants

[Anonymous No.5002512]

>>5002458
We've all seen your wife, dude. That's why it makes your proud porn collection so much funnier.

[Anonymous No.5002538]

>>5002507
I like tentacles and male monster x human female stuff, but rape disgusts me. Mutual enjoyment/consensual stuff in this genre is harder to come by, hence making my own when need be. If I still had the images I made, and I made a folder full, I'd upload them somewhere. Oh, well. I guess that's what request threads are for on /d/. That said, there's a ton of RE stuff on rule34, but so much of it is vanilla. Why would you waste a game full of horrific monsters and several female characters on normal human fucking?? I've never understood it.

[Anonymous No.5002565]

>>5002504
You're fucking crazy. You've lost your mind. You finally turned fully /pol/, you crazy bugfuck idiot.

[Anonymous No.5002639]

>>5002565
>finally
lol hes been there a long time though. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he still likes orange frog man too

[babs No.5002725]

>>5002639
>>5002565
I went to /pol/ the other day to discuss the implications of the immigration status of Mollie Tibbets killer and they insist it's a false flag operation intended to slide pizzagate threads so no, I think /pol/ has left me far behind.

But if you think having a good happy family is some kind of criticism to level then you're the one who's crazy.

[Anonymous No.5002751]

>>4999263
first post, best post.

[Anonymous No.5002798]

>>5002309
the expansion wasn't what did it. mostly the size difference and the light femdom both before and after she gets big


honestly the fat version of her wasn't exactly a dealbreaker

[Anonymous No.5002856]

>>5002435
That mgs story reminded me of the infamous, legendary 2002 magnum opus of video game journalism, wherein the author discovers Rez's Trance Vibrator, and engages in hands-on research with the help of her boyfriend playing the game to find out if it can make her cum. In case anyone missed it: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/2002/10/sex-in-games-rezvibrator.html#000141

Thanks for reminding me.

[Anonymous No.5002883]

>>4999223
i disapprove of this thread

[Anonymous No.5003023]

>>5000257
Oh man those puffy pussy lips...this chick is HOT!

[Anonymous No.5003027]

>>5000257
Why does Flea have tits? Wasn't it established he's a straight up transvestite?

[Anonymous No.5003029]

>>5003027
implants

[Anonymous No.5003035]

>>4999583
>get on my level, normies

I fapped to being crushed by Tiny Tiger, again and again and again. It's completely hands free for the player, too.

[Anonymous No.5003042]

>>4999223
>Simusex
>Leisure Suit Larry and the Land of the Lounge Lizards VGA
>Leisure Suit Larry 6
>2 Sonyas fighting in vs. mode in MK1
>Blaze artwork from Streets of Rage
>Annie the mermaid from the end of Goonies II for NES

Something is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.5003106]

>>5000512
Yep this

[Anonymous No.5003536]

>>5003035
crash getting sucked into the pot was another autistic dong expander of mine

[Anonymous No.5003671]

>>4999546
like that, huh?

[Anonymous No.5003679]

>>5003671
underrated Wayforward waifu

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5003720]

>>5002512
>your proud porn collection
What's it like living in a world only loosely based on reality? Is delusion really preferable to despair?

[Anonymous No.5003729]

This fucking game. I learned a lot about the female anatomy from it.

[Anonymous No.5003753]

>>4999223

[Anonymous No.5004191]

>>5003720
You're the one who was boasting about your massive, personally watermarked porn collection. I just think it's funny, having seen pics of your wife. No need to overthink it.

[Anonymous No.5004327]

the underboob got me

[Anonymous No.5004343]

>>5003027
Whenever Flea is a ladyboy, a trans man, or a shapeshifter who uses a female body but admits to being a man is up in the air.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5004432]

>>5004191
You mean the massive 10mb of porn that I offered for download on my BBS in the mid-90s? I think you're reaching pretty far to make a jab at my slim 15 year younger wife who never wears make up but I'm not going to bother trying to explain the difference in what you want from a wife vs gfs vs fwbs to some retard who's experience is likely limited to 2d waifus.

[Anonymous No.5004442]

>>5004432
Wow this projection, if we keep feeding (You) will you keep making crazy posts?

[Anonymous No.5004567]

>>4999223
And the butt one

[Anonymous No.5004776]

what kind of degenerate masturbates to video games? even before the internet, if you didn't have access to an older relatives secret stash, you could always find torn out pages of porno mags littering the railroad tracks

[Anonymous No.5004956]

>>5004776
I suppose I didn't walk around railroads enough. All I had were magazine with lingerie ads.
Some were even semi-transparent with visible nipples.

[Anonymous No.5004971]

>>5004956

This is still hot to me, when they don't photoshop away nipples and such. It's like I'm seeing something I shouldn't see.

[Anonymous No.5005045]

Chun Li's jump animation in SF 2 Champion Edition for Genesis, specifically this frame. Also the dancing girls scene in Phantasy Star IV.

[Anonymous No.5005156]

>>4999223

Pic related.

Also, obviously, the Duke Nukem 3D demo.

[Anonymous No.5005176]

>>5005045
>the dancing girls scene in Phantasy Star IV
Got any pics?

[Anonymous No.5005374]

>>4999520

[Anonymous No.5005635]

[Nickolas Lindsey No.5005639]

>>4999223
Tyris Flare

[Anonymous No.5005689]

>>5005635
Anon, I.....

>>5002856
Wow, that's something. What...in the hell else was that vibrator supposed to be for?

>>5005374
This is just fucking ridiculous.

>>5003753
my pic > you pic

[Anonymous No.5005695]

>>4999223
In Sonic Adventure, I had an Amy Chao. And you could make your character shake Chao. Not sure why, I guess this is comforting to them? Well if the camera was positioned just right, it looked like Sonic was fucking the Amy chao, the flesh colored area on his stomach looked like it was his dick positioned just right between the Amy Chaos legs. I liked to spin dash into her a few times so she would dislike me, and struggle during the process, Amy Chao can't die so it didn't matter how I treated her.

I relayed this info to a friend and we actually jerked it in the same room to this. He held the controller at first but he eventually dropped it. I was annoyed at that but I didn't want to do anything since I was on the top bunk. I mean I couldn't come down there until we both finished, that would be gay.

[Anonymous No.5005705]

>>5002798
>mostly the size difference
Ah, a man of taste I see.

[Anonymous No.5005732]

>>5002435
>pass the controller, sis

[Anonymous No.5005813]

Bust a move 99. The Majong girl losing her skirt and jacket the worse she played piqued my interest, and the Jester girl's leotard sort of kinky in a playful way especially when the ending reveals she's just a normal high school girl.

>>4999263
Those old paper doll websites where Molly and Ami were chained to a wall?

[Anonymous No.5005815]

>>4999861
Oh, not being critical. I phonepost all the time. Nothing comfier than phoneposting from bed.

[Anonymous No.5005817]

Always had a thing for teachers.

[Anonymous No.5005956]

[Anonymous No.5005989]

>>5005689
Director Tetsuya Mizuguchi on the Trance Vibrator:
>"That was my idea," he says, grinning, when asked about it. "That was kind of a joke, but a very serious joke. No sexual meaning," he continues. "We always listen to music by ear, and you can watch the visuals moving, the dynamics in Rez, so it's kind of a cross-sensation feeling... I like to feel the vibration by the foot. So I think it's the feet and the hands. It's a good balance."

[Anonymous No.5005994]

>>5002435
There's something really funny about you being fine with masturbating normally but the moment you discover the power of a vibrator, it makes you feel bad enough that you break the disc so you can't do it again. It's like man discovering the power of the atomic bomb and vowing never to use it again.

[Anonymous No.5006006]

>>5004776
>degenerates you should be collecting the various porn fluttering around down by the train tracks or stealing
hmmm.

[Anonymous No.5006010]

>>5002435
>>5002538
And yet I find tentacles to be super boring. Basically vanilla at this point. I guess consentacles are more interesting only because they're more rare. I like monster stuff though.
Also I used Sonic Adventure 1 on the Dreamcast. In the Twinkle Park stage as Sonic when you're in one of those booster things in the bowling areas it won't shoot you out until you press a button, and otherwise it would keep my rumble pack going. Not a chick, but I put that against the bottom where the head meets the shaft.

[Anonymous No.5006047]

This scene

[Anonymous No.5006096]

>>5002435
Unironically based

[Anonymous No.5006494]

>>4999546
>>5003671
>>5003679
>white gbc shantate with ass
ok

[Anonymous No.5006517]

>>4999223
>110 replies
>ctrl+f valis
>0 results
C'mon /vr/...

[Anonymous No.5006532]

>>5001545
>it really was kinda weird that she specified her hips and not just her butt
Kids will read "hips" think "hips", adults will think "ass".

[Anonymous No.5006547]

>>5006532
In Japanese, engrish "hippu" usually does mean butt.

[Anonymous No.5006610]

>>5006547
I can totally imagine that if it wasn't translated from "hippu", the translator might have changed it to "hip" either way just to make it less explicit.

[Anonymous No.5006774]

Illbleed second run.

[Anonymous No.5006784]

>>5006517
We didn’t out of respect for her and the terrible way her life turned out. If she’s still alive, she’s probably on some street corner somewhere.

[Anonymous No.5007042]

I liked to imagine what would happen after this animation. Samus trying to make it back to her ship, vulnerable without her suit and at the mercy of any space pirates she came across.

[Anonymous No.5007065]

[Anonymous No.5007084]

>>4999520
>>5000389
>>5005374
I've got some news
Betsy is getting her white body back
yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.5007809]

no sexy grunty?
i am disappoint /vr/

[Anonymous No.5007810]

>>4999263
I think someone made a Duke Nukem 3D wad out of that. All the wall textures just PC98 porn. Which is also my answer.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5007817]

>>5007084
That seems very strange in a world where they're turning any white character they possibly can ethnic.

[Anonymous No.5007831]

>>4999223
Rose got dem legs

[Anonymous No.5007856]

>>5004432
All those pedals lol

[Anonymous No.5007860]

>>4999638
>Seriously don't understand the hatred for people who post using phones.
Basically it's a problem on large boards. Ban evading is already easy on a PC but on a phone you can do it instantly without touching your router. Thus, phoneposters are much more likely to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.5007861]

>>5000183
I raised a lot of whore daughters.

[Anonymous No.5007865]

>>5007817
Are you implying Psylocke was ever white?

[Anonymous No.5007978]

i didn't know how to fap

[Anonymous No.5007995]

>>5007860
So what's the bigger shitpost, the completely normal post that happens to be on a phone or the guy who flies into a spastic rage over things like posting on a phone or "reddit spacing"?

[Anonymous No.5008012]

>>5007995
The former just because reddit spacing is truly horrible.

[Anonymous No.5008018]

>>5008012
Why does basic typesetting trigger you so? Do you have a mental breakdown when you read a book or a news article?

[Anonymous No.5008019]

>>5008018
I should clarify that I don't consider reddit spacing to be using double line breaks to split paragraphs.

Reddit spacing is when you use line breaks for short sentences.

Such as the example I'm making right now.

[Anonymous No.5008025]

>>5008019
And this bothers you because? This is an incredibly trivial thing to the point that I wouldn't even notice it if it wasn't for people's autistic screeching over it.

[Anonymous No.5008031]

>>5008025
Honestly it's just a pet peeve. I don't shout at people over it, I just dislike it and defend people who do shout at people over it.

[Anonymous No.5008072]

Katt from Breath of Fire 2..
When she does her regular attack and makes that small hop into the air as she sticks out her ass.
Got me every time.
I spent ages trying to beat that Tiger guy in order to not lose Katt.
Wasn't until later that I found out how fixed that battle is.

[Anonymous No.5008235]

>>5008019
Thinking that comes ftom reddit is what makes you seem like a child.

[Anonymous No.5008242]

>>5008235
>>5008025
>>5008018
>>5007995


>complains about shit posters derailing
threads by honing in on trivial things
>immediately derails the thread by interrogating people for trivial things

[Anonymous No.5008262]

>>5008242
>complains about people derailing the thread by interrogating people for trivial things by complaining about shit posters derailing threads by homing in on trivial things
>immediately derails thread by complaining about people derailing the thread by interrogating people for trivial things by complaining about shit posters derailing threads by homing in on trivial things

[Anonymous No.5008298]

>>5002435
post autistic vagina

[Anonymous No.5008323]

>>5007042

YOU

I like you

[Anonymous No.5008471]

>>4999223
But I didn't masturbate back in the day, that's gross.

[Anonymous No.5008486]

Mostly fighting game sprites. A few years later I find out about MUGEN and nude sprites and that made my dick happy.

[Anonymous No.5008762]

>>5008486
>>5005045
Before having easy access to porn or eroge, female sprites from fighting games were one of my major turn-on.
Especialy Chun Li's standing HK or when she's swept. She left a lasting impression and must be responsible for my love for juicy thighs.

[Anonymous No.5008804]

>>5006010
I've thought about why I like tentacles and I think it's out of guilt. I felt guilty looking at penises, so tentacle hentai was a way for me to use erotic material involving phalic penetration of the vagina without a penis. It was such a fantasy scenario and so far removed from reality that I didn't have to feel guilty. Being animated also helped. Also, multiple erogenous zones being stimulated at once, etc. Tentacles eventually made way for general monster porn, though I shun the stuff that toes the line with bestiality. Rape always grossed me out and fed into the guilt, so the discovery of consensual tentacle and monster stuff/stuff where the woman was ultimately enjoying the activity was pretty awesome, but so rare that I just had to make my own. I made some consensual ero RPG Maker games for myself, too, but sometimes making your own porno decreases its potential to arouse you, since you're so intimately involved with it/over exposed to it and it's ultimately work to produce.
>>5005989
>I like to feel the vibration by the foot. So I think it's the feet and the hands. It's a good balance
Yeah, haha. Of course. Ha ha.
Ha.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5008995]

>>5008804
I just want you to know that I am greatly enjoying your candid glimpse at a female hardcore gamer's sexuality and I'd love to play your RPG Maker games. What's your relationship history like?

[Anonymous No.5009174]

>>5005817
>Hey baby, ready for a plowin'?

[Anonymous No.5009179]

I'm surprised no one has said Game Over Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie. I never actually j/o to her, but I didn't mind game overs quite as much as I would have had she not been featured in them.

>>5008995
In my early 30s, virgin, have bf almost twice my age, also a virgin. Only relationship ever for both of us. Both live alone. We've been together nearly 10 years, we're both attracted to each other and love each other very much, but we're terrified of pregnancy and just don't have sex. At this point, I don't know if I could enjoy anything other than solo masturbation. Sometimes I worry that my fetishes have closed me off from being able to enjoy sex with another person. I don't know if I'll ever find out. I'm a medical professional and his work could be described as data entry. He's not really into vidya but owns the NES and SNES he bought when they were new and will play games with me if I ask.
I don't wish to derail this thread. I hope that offers some kind of insight into the sorts of people lurking here/playing retro games.
>>5007861
My daughters always ended up as honest workers but low ranking in society. It pissed me off when I learned she could only get the princess ending if you gave her big tits.

[Anonymous No.5009186]

>>5008242
I wasn't complaining about anything.

But the kids who scream bloody murder about fucking reddit when they see line spacing....


that's just too funny

[Anonymous No.5009224]

>>5008019
That's not what reddit spacing is. To make a single paragraph break on reddit you have to hit enter twice.


Like so. If they were using double paragraph breaks, that would mean they used reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.5009242]

>>5009224
No, THIS is reddit-spacing.

[Anonymous No.5009292]

>>5000389
mein nigger
This game also gave me my monster fetish, way before I had access to the internet and finding La Blue Girl among my relative's stash.
>>5007817
Marvel (and comics in general) is really messed up these days. Rumors that the new EiC used to be a huge weeaboo and penned under a weeaboo name. Strange how he's turning Psylocke back into a British person rather than keeping her Asian.
I guess he finds the accent more exotic or something.
>>5002435
>>5002538
>>5006010
>>5008804
A fellow connoisseur of consensual monster as well, I didn't think there were to many out there. Con-Mon is definitely scarce so much as I've had to throw funds at people to see it made.

[Anonymous No.5009367]

>>5009292
>Con-Mon
LOL I don't know why I'd never thought of this before. Guess you could call us con-mon-isseurs.
>dat gif
fukkkkkk
I rented Mutant Apocalypse a few times but I must not have developed my lust for such things by that point. Silent prayers for the dough you've dropped on commissions. (...was it worth it?)

[Anonymous No.5009374]

>>5009242
go back to derpit

[Anonymous No.5009394]

>>4999484
Who was your favorite girl?

[Anonymous No.5009401]

>>4999510
>translated eroges
Were they French or English translations?

[Anonymous No.5009448]

>>4999484
>>5003753
>>5009394
Old VNs gave me a thing for 640x350 graphics.

[Anonymous No.5009481]

Got caught to this, not my proudest moment.

[Anonymous No.5009486]

Cobra Mission, anyone?

[Anonymous No.5009487]

>>5008072
Wearing clothes everywhere except the crotch is hot af

[Anonymous No.5009492]

>>5009179
I was so afraid of Ugly Tootie that I raced to reset the console every time I got game over, had no time to appreciate hot Grunty

[Anonymous No.5009571]

This scene in FF8 where Rinoa gets mind controlled by Edea. I also used to put Selphie and Quistis in my party, cast zombie on them and have them beat the shit out of Squall.

>>5004327
The swim suits at the swimming pool did it for me. Fur was a bitch but damn she was hot. Cheryl best girl, though

[Anonymous No.5009581]

>>5009242
Lol children

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5009635]

>>5009179
Fascinating. I'm glad you've got someone who validates you. No wonder so many frustrated anons decide they're trans, It's obviously a huge advantage to be female since you seem to be a bona fide femanon, with the same root issues so many anons have and yet you have someone who it seems like really loves you. As far as your fetishes closing you off from real sex I think unfortunately our bizarre modern society actually makes it harder to express an interest in certain things. Like as you're obviously acutely aware with using such a fun but very specific term as "consentacles", tentacles are instantly deemed unacceptable thanks to their association with rape.

[Anonymous No.5009776]

>>5009487
Many a nut were busted to Katt.

[Anonymous No.5009789]

>>5009367
I've had hits and misses throughout time but overall I think they turned out pretty good. I've been hungering for more lately though especially since Psylocke's body change again has rustled my jimmies a little bit.

[Anonymous No.5009805]

>>5005695

[Anonymous No.5009850]

>>5009394
Reiko of course.
Umi in Rayearth made me love straight bangs and blue hair. Reiko being based on her (or should I say, outright BEING her) just appealed to literally everything I liked.

[Anonymous No.5009859]

>>5007084

[Anonymous No.5009867]

>>4999520
before /vr/ I thought I was the only one

[babs No.5009890]

>>5009179

[Anonymous No.5009891]

Justice league task force was probably the first time I started to see the female form differently.

[Anonymous No.5009897]

>>4999223
The Supreme Gentlemen list of non-porn games.

>Fatal Fury Special, SNES. Mai Shiranui, blue dress, while she's crouch kicking. Pause the game in just the right frame.
>SSF2. SNES. Chun-li on E.Honda stage, alternating between Kykouken and standing strong kick.
>Battletoads on Battlemaniacs. SNES. Dark Queen cutscenes. You actually see her shirt is transparent if you adjust the screen brightness just right, and you can her nips.
>Street Fighter Alpha Series. Fucking R.Mika. basically any sprite of hers is fap worthy.
>Omikron the Nomad Soul. PC. GtA before gta was gta. You can visit a stripper club and see a sexy pixelated woman dancing in skimpy clothing. You can also possesse a cute girl, with a cute pink micro skirt and make her swim, showing her black undies in the process.
>007 goldeney, n64. Go multiplayer while controling two characters. pick up xenya and that worthless bitch you have to save on campaign mode. Make both of them go down on each other while crouching.

[Anonymous No.5009916]

>>5002435

[Anonymous No.5009918]

>>5009891
she's basically naked, I can even see a nip in some of them
there's no way that ain't porn

[Anonymous No.5009938]

>>5009918
The only thing that amazes me is that it didn't make me a furry.

[Anonymous No.5010239]

>>5004327
I remember jerking off to all the swimsuits constantly.
>>5009571
You have good taste, but I'd still put Fur as my favorite since she's snarky.

[Anonymous No.5010259]

>>5009918
shouldn't there be like six or eight tits since she's supposed to be a cat?

[Anonymous No.5010338]

>>5009850
Good taste. As weeb as it may sound, the hime cut really is the best. When I watched Rayearth as a kid I liked Fuu because she was a JRPG nerd, but Umi was a close second.

[Anonymous No.5010360]

the trish stratus loading pic on smackdown 2 on ps1,used to open the lid so the game would freeze and fap to it

had loads of hardcore vhs tapes though,stumbled across em after my parents divorced in a secret cabinet on the side of my dads bed where he used to sleep,sold them all at school for pokemon cards lmao

[Anonymous No.5010439]

>>5002435
>>5002538
I'm a lucky girl who by my own admission looks like a goblin but my soulmate digs nails into my skin, draws blood with his teeth and does those hot low growls into my ear while I'm blindfolded so that I can fully immerse myself into being prone-bone-rawed by a werewolf

[Anonymous No.5010443]

>>5010439
For additional context, my "monster" crush was Kain in Blood Omen 1, especially given the amount of bondage in that game

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5010445]

>>5010443
Vae victus! It's funny that there's literally no "free her" option you can only kill her with an attack, feed on her or ignore her and leave her to starve.

[Anonymous No.5010453]

>>5009481
>fapping to a rocket launcher
it's ok anon

[Anonymous No.5010458]

>>5009179
>I'm a medical professional
from one femanon to another: how can you be this terrified? you should have a realistic instead of pessimistic outlook on contraceptive failure, and at this point I have a feeling you're just locking yourself out of an undiscovered world of fun
I don't know if it's worth it to lock yourself out of pleasure and discovery forever just because of a miniscule chance of failure that you can take a pill for afterwards or simply double down on contraceptive methods
and if you're into solo masturbation, you probably know what your body does for you, so nothing locks you out of communicating the country matters to your man
really I feel for you but I also feel like you're being a bit stupid about this
>Sometimes I worry that my fetishes have closed me off from being able to enjoy sex with another person
if you're the con-mon person and I didn't lose track of anything then I'm enjoying a very healthy sex life and my fetishes are pretty much the same as yours except I enjoy rape fantasies. it's all a matter of communication and care, and aftercare (my man was sorta weirded out after he first "raped" me but we just cuddled it out and reminded ourselves we're just white pasty nerds from Pennsylvania and not a pathological margin of society)

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5010469]

>>5010458
Her boyfriend could get a vasectomy, she's just rationalizing staying inside her comfort zone for what's no doubt a very complex reason

[Anonymous No.5010473]

>>5010469
oh I have no doubt of that, and I retract what I wrote about "being a bit stupid" since that's not right in retrospect, but I am genuinely concerned for her because there's too much fun awaiting in life to lock yourself out of it
of course, I'm not qualified to give therapy or anything like that, but I do wish femanon stops being scared and realizes it's okay to have weird fetishes as long as they don't hurt anyone
wanting to be rawed by monsters isn't even that taboo if all those vampire romance books taught me anything

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5010495]

>>5010473
Well she's already going to have heartbreak on the horizon when he's legit old and she's barely middle aged. I have some amount of guilt over marrying a younger girl myself. I also have to tell you from experience of actually being a bit of a monster irl and therefore having a history of attracting a lot of that type of girl, the window on that is narrowing and the increasing necessity of so-called "explicit consent" ruins it for a lot of girls. I suppose it just needs to be smoothly worked into foreplay but it's funny how times change

[Anonymous No.5010506]

>>5010495
>the increasing necessity of so-called "explicit consent" ruins it for a lot of girls
establish a safeword, or the green-yellow-red system, or have a jangly object (keys work) in your hand while being in bondage, and only use them when you're really actually in the kind of pain you don't want.
granted, this requires a fuckton of trust built up between participants and I wouldn't do it with somebody I didn't know and trust, but these kinda things just take time
find yourself a kinky girl, start with something small and then open yourselves up to weirder and weirder shit
my man's "rapey/dominant" persona in bed even rubs off on him in real life and he's growing more confident and i like to take credit for that a tiny bit, so i really don't think it's that hard to figure out even if you do not have a natural temperament

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5010521]

>>5010506
I'm not actually like that, personally - just physically. I'm a pleaser though and a good actor so I've played that role many times however back in the day signals have gotten misinterpreted or second thoughts have been had and these days some of those misunderstandings could have probably gotten me arrested and could still come back to haunt me.

[Anonymous No.5010527]

>>5010521
this is why trust is paramount
which is probably why you don't want to dig into that stuff without a long-term relationship and a fuckton of aftercare afterwards
and of course a reasonable and mature person that can separate fantasy from reality

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5010530]

>>5010527
Yeah, it's probably easier to just get affirmative consent compared to all that lol

[Anonymous No.5010532]

>>5009179
anon, you realize butt stuff exists right?

[Anonymous No.5010535]

>>5010532
anon by her own admission isn't being rational, butt stuff takes a fuckton of preparation, and blasting inside the ass is also technically risky because semen can spill over from the ass and land in your vag
it's all in her mind and not in her genitals, i say

[Anonymous No.5010547]

>>5009179
Huh? I'm pretty sure you don't need her to have big tits for the princess ending, all you need is to visit the prince every single year and have some basic stats like high refinement/morals and low sin. Not that I ever bothered, I just got off on all the corruption the game lets you do to her. And I always gave her big tits.

[Anonymous No.5010598]

>>5002435
hey why is it so hard to find an autistic gf that enjoys fapping and vidya? They must not go outside a lot which is a shame.

[Anonymous No.5010687]

>>5010535
yeah, fuck butt stuff, that shit's nasty

just stick your dick in between her tits and cum that way

[Anonymous No.5010747]

>>5010338
Fuu was a super close second for me because I also love short hair and glasses.
I'm a man of extremes: I love both LONG himecuts or short bobcuts, there's no in-between.

[Anonymous No.5010838]

>>5010453
>being literally blind
it's ok anon xd

[Anonymous No.5011091]

>>5010439
>paranormal romance audience

[Anonymous No.5011224]

No mention of carrying the naked fish girl through the tentacle dungeon of slimy pulsating walls? I mean come on

[Anonymous No.5011234]

>staring at Azusa's tits while she's reading a book

so much better than the garbage I fap to today

[Anonymous No.5011257]

>>5010598
It's hard to find someone you're sexually compatible with because that conversation doesn't even happen until you're relatively deep into seeing the person. And you can't mention it upfront because even if the other person likes kinky sex, bringing it up that early just makes you seem like a creeper. I have no advice, it's just tough.

>>5010439
Fuck this is what I want. I want to roleplay the werewolf

[Anonymous No.5011272]

>>5009242
Hey, do me a wee favor? Find a post on Reddit where someone types like that; linebreak with each sentence. You wont, because you're a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.5011308]

>>5009242
The irony is that the people who say this show how new they are, because they apparently weren't posting back before the reply function was changed so you didn't have to add another line break

[Anonymous No.5011618]

>>5009179
I've been in a similar relationship to yours before. I was with a girl for around 8 or 9 years. We never had sex, she was too afraid of getting pregnant. I didn't mind waiting at first but towards the end I started to get self conscious about it, mainly because I wanted to actually get married. I eventually pressed the issue and then she told me she'd never be able to do that with me, then we split apart not long after.

I'm not sure if that was the catalyst for what ended the relationship, but I still feel extremely guilty over the whole thing. Anyway I guess I'm just trying to say you're not the only one or something.

[Anonymous No.5011685]

>>5011224
thanks jewtendo for giving me a loli monster girl fetish. her adult form fish tits is hot too. how did they get away with it

[Anonymous No.5011791]

Sheela from Shining Force II.
If you squinted your eyes just right... Dat ass!

[Anonymous No.5011824]

>>5010453
To be fair, 2k4's RL is thicc as hell.

[Anonymous No.5011864]

[Anonymous No.5011912]

>>5005695

[Anonymous No.5011915]

>>5009242
Not
in
firefox
faggot

[Anonymous No.5011952]

3 Sisters Story

[Anonymous No.5012032]

True Love '95.

I recommend it.

[Anonymous No.5012083]

>trannyjanny deletes multiple posts by god-blessed biological femanon
when will he finally go too far enough?

[Anonymous No.5012190]

>>5011952
Oh shit, that's my favourite kind of story!

[Anonymous No.5012212]

[Anonymous No.5012878]

>>5011618
>I was with a girl for around 8 or 9 years
>We never had sex
>I still feel extremely guilty over the whole thing
You need some self-esteem, anon. The only thing you should feel bad about is not being assertive enough or smart enough to get out sooner. (Unless you started dating at, like, 14. Then you shouldn't even feel bad about that.)

[Anonymous No.5012954]

>>4999268
I deposited a fair bit of genetic material to this as a 12 year old.

>>4999360
You have to be kidding to actually have found that sexy. Even the early Larry games were basic, and it was only the up close portraits that made it worth playing.

>>4999484
Amazing to think that I played through every scenario in this, literally every single one. Maybe the reason I hate the novel style of games now, was too much of this.
Also nothings ever lived up to its standards in terms of quality, or ripping off so many popular animes at the time.

>>5000183
Ditto.

>>5002856
2015 the blog just drops off any story?

>>5003042
LSL was always in that weird space between fappable and laughable.

>>5004327
Nico was probably the most fapworthy girl in the village. I macked them all. In the Japanese version you could supposedly marry them and knock them up or something, but it's been years since I played it. Ok game, not memorable though.

>>5011952
Ha, I deliberately got the bad ending on one play through just so I could knock up all of the characters.

[Anonymous No.5012961]

>>5011224
>>5011685

Might be my first video game fap

[Anonymous No.5012972]

>mfw this thread

[Anonymous No.5012987]

>>5012972
>muh christianity
go be a self-denying, pacifist, impotent, submissive slave to the "master race" somewhere else like the good goy you are, christcuck

[Anonymous No.5012995]

>>5012972
some femanons have probably made use of this

[Anonymous No.5013005]

>>5012995
reporting, the cold, faux-golden base of the crucifix in my house did wonders against my clit and I am now a big fan of ice/wax play

[Anonymous No.5013017]

>>4999484
>>4999515

Seasons of Sakura
True Love
Three Sisters Story

good times

[Anonymous No.5013049]

>>5012878
I did actually know her since I was around 14 but we didn't start dating until several years later. It was the first relationship for the both of us and I guess that and having known her for so long were big reasons I didn't want it to end.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5013132]

>>5013049
"Friends first" is a dangerous misconception

[Anonymous No.5013495]

>>5010838
>fapping to some windows
I choose the rocket

[Anonymous No.5013502]

>>5012212
Really good game, too.

[Anonymous No.5013507]

>>5012954
>nothings ever lived up to its standards in terms of quality
Not retro, but try Fate/stay night.

[Anonymous No.5013558]

>>5005695
Why do sonic characters arouse children so much? As an adult I feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.5013568]

>>5012987
>gets crusaded
>see your ancestors converting to christianity
>"t-these weak christcucks"
Cute, how does it feel to worship marvel characters?

[Anonymous No.5013572]

>>4999223
LUNAR collecting all the bromides

[Anonymous No.5013683]

>>5013558
I have no clue. Even as a kid, I never thought about Sonic characters that way. Bugs Bunny in drag looked more attractive than a Sonic character.

[Anonymous No.5013838]

>>4999223
Marvel vs Capcom and Capcom vs SNK. Loved the gallery art.
Tekken 5 loved to see the girls' panties in the customization menu.

[Anonymous No.5013857]

>>5013132
Lol

[Anonymous No.5013869]

For the first time I'm looking at what the fuck that's a picture of. I think I get it but Wut the fuk is that a picture of

[Anonymous No.5014082]

>>5013558
At what point did I say I was a child, I was over 18. To this day Amy is still my waifu.

These days I'm more into chao boning down on other characters instead though. I like it when a little creature dominates something bigger than it.

[Anonymous No.5014174]

>>4999223
A lot of amiga demos from the mid 90s. They had a lot of titties.

[Anonymous No.5014238]

>>5009242
but I've been doing this since the 90s

I have zero interest in Reddit

[Anonymous No.5014489]

>>5006517
You think anyone outside of Japan knew about this series as a kid? Maybe if they grew up in the 2000's.

[Anonymous No.5014545]

>>5012995
>>5013005

[Anonymous No.5014615]

>>5014238
Yeah it's literally children who associate spacing with an internet site like reddit

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5014619]

>>5014489
You know that Valis 1-4 came out in the US in the 90s right?

[Anonymous No.5015093]

>>5009789
>that gif
fucking lol
Nice. I've never commissioned something before, but I wouldn't be closed off to it.
>>5010458
Thanks for the pep talk and all, but I think I'm ok like this. Yeah, I'm well aware of how contraception works, and I have health problems that prevent me from being able to use hormonal birth control, leaving us with options like condoms, spermicide, diaphragms, or vasectomy. My health problems make tubal ligation a poor option. None of those are safe enough options for us (we actually had a consultation with a doc about vasectomy and he talked more about failure rates than successes--not what we wanted to hear!!). We've talked about vasectomy + condom before, and we're not totally closed off to taking that chance some day, but if we never have vaginal-penile penetrative sex, there's other stuff we can do. We love each other and j/o is enough for now. I can't imagine feeling much different in ten more years. It's just sex.
>fetishes
I've admitted being into tentacle hentai/hentai to my BF who'd never heard of it before (his wildest fetish is feet--lol) but I've never exposed him to tentacle stuff and I haven't exposed my monster fetish. It's just porn. He has worn vampire fangs while we've messed around before at my request. That's something. He also gives me shit when we see octopi at the aquarium. I can't think of anyone who could accept me like this and even have fun with it. I'm glad your BF is also enthusiastic in sharing your fantasies as well.
>>5014545
fucking lol

On topic: pic related

[Anonymous No.5015151]

>>5014615
I hate reddit. It's hard to speak in general terms about such a big site, but the general community is horrible. The whole "reputation" concept is ridiculous. Like facebook but worse because you carry the reputation around everywhere on your profile. You can't really ignore it because the thumbs up on a post directly affects what you see with how posts are ranked and laid out (I'm sure you can change this but then you're not viewing the website the same as the vast majority of people you're interacting with so there's a big disconnect there).

Unfortunately for some bizarre, unknown, inexplicable reason, some serious and informative people post on reddit, hell I've ended up making informative posts there myself (but I try to post as little as possible). Just a terrible, terrible site.

[Anonymous No.5015156]

>>5014615
I hate reddit. It's hard to speak in general terms about such a big site, but the general community is horrible. The whole "reputation" concept is ridiculous. Like facebook but worse because you carry the reputation around everywhere on your profile. You can't really ignore it because the thumbs up on a post directly affects what you see with how posts are ranked and laid out (I'm sure you can change this but then you're not viewing the website the same as the vast majority of people you're interacting with so there's a big disconnect there).

Unfortunately for some bizarre, unknown, inexplicable reason, some serious and informative people post on reddit so I end up holding my nose and checking out some boards there (I refuse to use their stupid and pointless lingo). Hell I've ended up making informative posts there myself (but I try to post as little as possible). Just a terrible, terrible site.

[Anonymous No.5015818]

>>5015093
fair enough girl, I don't know you and you are the protagonist of your story
godspeed and I hope it all goes well, you are valid anyhow

[Anonymous No.5015825]

>>5011864
koudelka's a good girl
it's a shame she gets so gimped when she gets older

[Anonymous No.5015835]

>>5015818
Agree. Could have used a few vampires, but colourful enough anyway.

[Anonymous No.5015853]

>>5009242
Might be the biggest inside joke since /pol/.

[Anonymous No.5016542]

>>4999263

I recall finding a fan Windows game made with all those images and INCREDIBLY awful dialogue written in shorthand leetspeak. Bonus points if someone else knows what I'm talking about and if that hot pile of garbage still exists. All the "game" text was plaintext in a file so that I was legitimately my first foray into programming.

[Anonymous No.5016845]

>>4999638
Posting from your phone makes it a more spontaneous act, because you could just take out a phone at any time and post whatever. That just lowers post quality across the board.
In addition, because the site is more accessible, more resources are required to provide for the userbase. Higher traffic, more moderation, it costs time and money. 4chan was never profitable, or was it ever truly a business, but I'd say mobile posting has had a butterfly effect that resulted in the site becoming more commercial and later being sold to hiro.

[Anonymous No.5018173]

There was an enemy in FF7 that would use mini on your characters and then eat them (removed them from battle). Tifa and Yuffie were always the victims, and Cloud had a ribbon equipped so I wouldn't get a game over while I was in the middle of jackin' it.

[Anonymous No.5018218]

>>4999484
This was the first thing I masturbated to. Ever. My 386 struggled to run it.

[Anonymous No.5018280]

>>5002435

[Anonymous No.5018843]

>>5016845
You're hilarious.

[Anonymous No.5019314]

[Anonymous No.5019478]

>>5012972
We've all had our moments of weakness. Most of these aren't even that bad. Even the bad ones can be attributed to teenage hormones. Don't be so hard on your fellow anons.

[Anonymous No.5019517]

[Anonymous No.5019787]

>>5014238
My niggah. I remember forums so poorly coded (and still are) where you need to do that just to read them.

[Anonymous No.5019852]

>>5019787
gotta double space them sentences on old invisionfree boards so people don't have to strain their eyes

[Anonymous No.5020360]

>>5019517
her legs and ass were amazing

[Anonymous No.5020640]

iirc there was a level in this game where you were inside some bigger creature and there were these green little shits flying around and they would try to force them inside the t-rexs mouth
my first boner was a why boner god damn, explains why i like fleshpits tho

[Anonymous No.5020665]

>>5009448
>x350

[Anonymous No.5020691]

>>5002435
L O N D O N?
O
N
D
O
N
?

[Anonymous No.5020703]

Watching Belle's chest bounce during the Blue Rogues super attack montage did things for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R906Fv2Hew

[Anonymous No.5020713]

Sonic Adventure 2
Leisure Suit Larry 6

[Anonymous No.5020715]

>>5009486
this cracka know what's up

[Anonymous No.5020716]

>>5011234
based

[Anonymous No.5020717]

>>5013558
>

[Anonymous No.5020726]

*oof*

[Anonymous No.5020727]

owo

[Anonymous No.5020747]

>didn't even stop to think that masturbating to a malnourished alien is weird and not ok
not a proud man

[Anonymous No.5020749]

>>5020747
Why is it not okay?

[Anonymous No.5020751]

>>5020749
it ruined my sexuality

[Anonymous No.5020774]

>>5014238
>>5014615
The children could be right, you know. Since the majority of 4chan posters is young, it is possible that among them those who use double spacing learned it on Reddit.

[Anonymous No.5020821]

>>5015156
I think the biggest problem with Slashdot, Reddit and their clones is that the discussions are threaded. If the posts were just shown chronologically from top to bottom like on an imageboard, the voting wouldn't ruin it. It would drastically reduce the "let's all reply to the highest voted post with a stupid joke" effect. (Then again, even 4chan gets "include me in the screencap" replies to popular posts.)

[Anonymous No.5021019]

>>5020751
>>5020747
What do you find hot about Abe?
Is there any interesting backstory?
Also are you gay?

[Anonymous No.5021115]

>>5014489
I had a Turbografx with Valis II as a kid. Good times, used to fap to Valna.

I wasn't very popular at school, though.

[Anonymous No.5021130]

>>5005695
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.5021186]

>>5005695

[Anonymous No.5021348]

>>5002856
Lol, the famous New Game Journalism, the new way to write about games. The vibroplug was not specifically for masturbation, but you were supposed to massage your body with it or something.

[Anonymous No.5021358]

>>5005695

[Anonymous No.5021360]

>>5013558
people autism struggle with shapes and you could get one ready to hum a potato shaped guy if he like them enough.

[Anonymous No.5021362]

>>5012954
>2015 the blog just drops off any story
Most New Game Journalism people went to work for kotaku, because the leader of the movement was none other than Jason Schreier, clickbait master and shitter supreme.

[Anonymous No.5021364]

>>5021115
I'd figure the rich kids with things like a TurboGrafx CD would be popular.
My brother and I would always go visit the kid who had a NeoGeo and a Sega CD.

[Anonymous No.5021375]

>>5019314
Good taste. Seriously overlooked.

[Anonymous No.5021384]

>>5005695
ヽ(;´Д｀)ﾉ Thank you everyone!!

ヽ(;´Д｀)ﾉ This thread has peacefully concluded.

[Anonymous No.5021386]

>>5002538
>rape disgusts me
NORMIES GET OUT

[Anonymous No.5021498]

>>5021386
Rape is one of the most normalfag fetishes.

[Anonymous No.5022305]

>>4999315
>not the girl who starts out naked in 2

[Anonymous No.5022318]

>>5006774

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUCl3IGfxNQ

[Anonymous No.5022371]

>>5022305
You mean Sera? She's not exactly got a lot to see.

[Anonymous No.5022519]

>>5020726
Is this girl supposed to be Erika Eleniak?

[Anonymous No.5022549]

[Anonymous No.5022591]

Nocturnal Illusions was my entryway to VNs and Hentai.

[Anonymous No.5022787]

>>4999223
Source? Is it a Watamote doujin or is it just from the manga?

[Anonymous No.5023082]

>>5009174
Get outta here, Kramer

[Anonymous No.5024554]

>>5022787
Neither it’s just fan art

[Anonymous No.5024863]

>>4999360
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.5024996]

>>5018280
Hah. Probably a good 2/3'rd of my "playtime" in Gran Turismo 4 was accelerating into a barrier and stuffing the dualshock down my pants.

[Anonymous No.5025031]

>>4999223

They weren't ''retro'' back in the day, just games.

[Anonymous No.5025302]

>>5013558
I never got into Sonic characters until I was an adult.

[Anonymous No.5025331]

Not furry, but there's just something about Amy that turns me on.

[Anonymous No.5026113]

>>5025331
>Not furry, but

[Anonymous No.5026124]

>>5005817
I had a busty English teacher that I wanted so badly, I fantasized about that woman daily. Playing this game made me hate it because Squall was such a dickhead. I get the Japanese are obsessed with certain generic backstories, like the main character is some Mary Sue that all the women want, but he's too cool (autistic) to notice or care.

Fuck that shit, what a pussy passing on a hot teacher throwing herself at him.

[Anonymous No.5026127]

>>5009867
She gave me a thing for women wearing leotards or anything similar.

[Anonymous No.5027008]

>>5020640
>fangs
Dude I'm so fucking sorry.
>>5021019
Also curious.
>>5018173
Find this kind of cute, actually.
>>5025331
>Not furry
>but
Pick one

[Anonymous No.5027174]

By this point, I knew I had yellow fever bad but it was when I started spankin it to this chick that I accepted I also had a ponytail fetish.

[Anonymous No.5027560]

surprised no one said killer instinct and orchid big ass

[Anonymous No.5028640]

this

[Anonymous No.5028692]

>>5005374
Love her.

[Anonymous No.5028838]

Gotta be the slimed babes in Duke Nukem 3D for me. And those german Lula games.
>>5025331
>Not furry, but
You'd better give me sauce on the full image my man.

[Anonymous No.5028843]

>>5028838

[Anonymous No.5028980]

>>5006494
She was a thing before Shantae, tho.

[Anonymous No.5029167]

[Anonymous No.5029171]

>>4999223
I found out later that I am trans.

[Anonymous No.5029192]

>>5005695

Go to bed, Chris

[Anonymous No.5029370]

>>5029167
pfff just remembered popping a half chub to this as a kid

[Anonymous No.5029386]

Once I did it to this cover. Keeping in mind there was slim pickings back in those days and sometimes something just caught your attention.

[Anonymous No.5029392]

>>5029386
Also DOA girls a LOT.

[Anonymous No.5029402]

>>5013005

[Anonymous No.5029793]

>>5027008
>im so sorry
wh-why?

[Anonymous No.5030001]

>>4999350
Tomoko

[Anonymous No.5030094]

>scare little girl
>she pees herself

Many fetishes awoke in me that day

[Anonymous No.5031630]

"Time stands still as you and the succubus lie in each other's arms..."

[Anonymous No.5031745]

any retro games with really big booby?

[Anonymous No.5031747]

>>4999360
based and retropilled

[Anonymous No.5031767]

>>5004327
who this?

[Anonymous No.5031793]

>>5009242
dumb /g/ poster

[Anonymous No.5031827]

>>5019852
You should still carriage return twice between paragraphs since indenting isn't allowed in 99.99% of forums or social media shit.

[Anonymous No.5031842]

>>5025331
Tojyo is chad

[Anonymous No.5031846]

>>5031767
Mia. She's a stalker.

[Anonymous No.5031858]

>>5031846
ah, she cute

[Anonymous No.5031859]

>>5031846
Cute stalker

[Anonymous No.5031865]

>>5031859
would sniff

[Anonymous No.5031975]

>>5013572
MY NIGGER.

Mia's bromide where she's getting out of the tub and has that towel just over her ass.. yes sir.

[Anonymous No.5031979]

>>5031975
pic

[Anonymous No.5033960]

bump from destruction

[Anonymous No.5034416]

>>5003035
Julian? Is that you bro?

[Anonymous No.5035012]

This, i went around and found every gay character in the game. My favorite was the red head jock

[Anonymous No.5035208]

>>5035012
not retro, and obviously a mod.

[Anonymous No.5035730]

>>4999589

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5036226]

>>5000257
Oh damn, where'd you find this pic of me anon?

[Anonymous No.5036234]

>>5003035
Joooooolian?!?!

[Anonymous No.5036421]

>>5031745
I think robopon for the gameboy had some giant tiddies in it
I'm pretty sure you need the special edition based off the comics though

[Anonymous No.5036545]

>>5011272
You gotta be retarded. "Reddit spacing" is putting an empty line between paragraphs because that's how you make a paragraph in Reddit's editor.

Like so. This is a new paragraph separated vie "reddit spacing". On Reddit this would have resulted in a clean new paragraph. (And without the line there would have been no line break at all.) On normal websites this results in an extra line between the paragraphs.

Is that clear now, you fucking dimwit?

[Anonymous No.5036549]

>>5036545
How'd you know what that is if you never went there?

[Anonymous No.5036553]

>>5036549
I came to 4chan back in 2005, but these days I post on reddit, like, ten times more than I post on this pale shadow of a shithole of an imageboard. Why?

[Anonymous No.5036556]

>>5036545
I haven't been to Reddit but that's common formatting. You sound like a five year old when you refer to as something from a website like that.

[Anonymous No.5036559]

>>5036553
I love reddit but their retro board sucks, it's only collectors there and I can't get away with trolling jarpigs fans

[Anonymous No.5036626]

>>5016845

Yeah, as opposed to neets sitting around on the computer all day. They definitely can't just post all the stupid bullshit they can muster whenever they want like you're doing right now. Fucking pea brain.

[Anonymous No.5038643]

>>5036421
>I'm pretty sure you need the special edition based off the comics though
say what?

[Anonymous No.5040971]

>>5036545
>>5036556
Generally, reddit-spacing is when someone clearly does it compulsively without thinking about how the post will actually show up on 4chan. Simply inserting line breaks between paragraphs doesn't make it reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.5040982]

>>5001471
OP specified back in the day, not last week.
Nobody played Earthbound when it was released.

[Anonymous No.5041190]

[Anonymous No.5041194]

>>5009224
You should learn to count.

[Anonymous No.5041195]

i think the only game i masturbated too was for the princess in sands of time.

[Anonymous No.5041316]

>>5002435
Hot

[Anonymous No.5042491]

>>5005695
this put me in a fit of laughter which only increased as I continued to read the post, holy shit

[Anonymous No.5042545]

>>5012972
As always in /soc/ threads, most people are just trying to pathetically get attention. Don't take it seriously. Deviants are a large minority. The average is "saw tits on screen, masturbated, the end." Big fucking deal, and hard to get attention for. Meanwhile look at all the desperate anons replying to every little post or mention for (You)s. Definitely not the typical /vr/ posting behavior. They clearly believe someone is giving them attention and they're popular. And of course the gross local tripfag has encourage it. Absolutely pathetic.

>>5026124
The problem with that game and others is that they're written by adults with an adult understanding of relationships, not a virgin's. Turns out fucking everything that moves is not really that great and satisfying in the long run, but just a desperate search for attention and acceptance, like this thread. In fact, the opposite is true. Virtue is the only correct way to convey moral strength.

[Anonymous No.5042603]

Am I the only one who enjoys some real women here?

[Anonymous No.5042647]

I masturbated to artwork of Terry Bogard and Joe Higashi from Fatal Fury 2. Also Jago from Killer Instinct.

[Anonymous No.5042650]

>>5042647
Holy shit, you too?
I thought I was the only one.
I also jerked off to Spinal.

[Anonymous No.5042676]

>>5005817
This.

[Anonymous No.5042702]

>>5042676
Also Kerrigan and the Mistress from Dungeon Keeper.

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5042748]

>>5042545
I will always encourage femanons and quite frankly, I find the internal deviancy of women who share my interests to be absolutely fascinating. I certainly don't post in threads like this to jerk off over how superior I am.

[Anonymous No.5043897]

>>5005695
My will is strong, you can't make me reincide in my fucking disgusting fetishes now
But god, you were THIS close to

[Anonymous No.5043918]

>>5042545
>The problem with that game and others is that they're written by adults with an adult understanding of relationships, not a virgin's.
You mean they've forgotten what it's like to be a virile teenage male and how vanishingly unlikely it is they will pass up sexual opportunities for virtuous reasons.

[Anonymous No.5043919]

>>5009179
>have bf almost twice my age, also a virgin
what the fuck is wrong with you two

[RealIsekaiThreads !!g0mCn0WKfa7 No.5043947]

>>5012954
>Ha, I deliberately got the bad ending on one play through just so I could knock up all of the characters.

Dont use condoms and fug all sisters was best harem end. Kek.

[RealIsekaiThreads !!g0mCn0WKfa7 No.5043979]

>>5004327
>>5010239
>Swimsuit edition
https://lparchive.org/Azure-Dreams/Update%2026/

Made me google it. Nobody told me this game had a dating sim included.

[Anonymous No.5044001]

>>5043919
I'm wary about believing stuff like this on a board like this. I've seen people make up lots and lots of far-fetched stuff, and all this sounds like some random shit a 15 year old kid would make up. I don't want to get into a dramatic argument about it fueling it I'd just take it with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.5044021]

>>5044001
Y-yeah hehe, so unlikely that a 30 year old is a virgin, it just doesn't happen h-haha.

[Anonymous No.5044131]

No regrets

[Anonymous No.5044168]

>>5009179
>we're terrified of pregnancy and just don't have sex

Holy fuck have you literally never heard of oral contraceptives it's literally impossible to get pregnant just take the pill every day

[Anonymous No.5044179]

>>5044001
Mate it's supposedly an autistic female medical professional who's afraid to get pregnant. She's either lying or cheated her way out of her statistics classes. I only believe it if she posts her timestamped license

[Anonymous No.5044481]

>>5002538
>In b4 necroposting
Most of the rape fapmaterial is about that fantasy of pleasuring an unwilling out of your league woman into submission. It's appealing to a lot of men, who are the target demo of the porn.

[Anonymous No.5044513]

>>5006010
>Also I used Sonic Adventure 1 on the Dreamcast. In the Twinkle Park stage as Sonic when you're in one of those booster things in the bowling areas it won't shoot you out until you press a button, and otherwise it would keep my rumble pack going
Shit are you me? I did the exact same thing when I was a kid, surprised at how well it worked.

[Anonymous No.5044756]

>>4999546
Holy shit I remember seeing this ad in a magazine one time. Does anyone remember what one it's from?

[Anonymous No.5044796]

>>4999223
Streets of Rage. First time I ever fantaisized about.

[Anonymous No.5044886]

>>5043897
>reincide
That's not a word.

[Anonymous No.5045126]

>>5018280
P-please tell me this is real.

[Anonymous No.5045140]

>>5044886
It is, but he tried to type Reign and failed.

[Anonymous No.5045198]

>>5044796

[Anonymous No.5045251]

I remember spawning her close to a ledge using the level editor and standing underneath to try and get a look at her pantsu.

[Anonymous No.5045268]

Not that old, but Soul Calibur 2 was when I entered puberty.

[Anonymous No.5045663]

>>5010598
I don't know if this helps, but I found mine by complete accident on an IRC chat.
We're married with 2 kids now, and she has completely lost her drive to play vidya.

[Anonymous No.5045670]

>>5045268
not retro
should be
but it's not

[Anonymous No.5045707]

>>4999263
I really wish i could find the name of the game, could you help me anon?

[Anonymous No.5045716]

>>5045670
Yet it's a game that helped develop my spanking fetish.

[Anonymous No.5046879]

>>4999223
May Club
Pokemon Silver
Eternal Eyes

[Anonymous No.5047032]

>>5046879
We said "back in the days".

[Anonymous No.5047036]

>>5045670
Close enough

[Anonymous No.5048565]

Duke Nukem 3D because I'm a man with simple taste.

[Anonymous No.5048661]

>>5043919
>>5044001
It's not so far fetched is it? We share enough in common to be attracted to each other, and our inexperience with relationships and sex made us bond that much closer.
>>5044179
>time stamping my license on 4chan
>in this kind of thread
Not a good idea. I'd be reluctant to even reveal the field I work in. It's not *that* important to me that you believe me. But really, on 4chan, this is the story you choose not to believe?
>>5044168
Dawg, I mentioned health problems that make orals a no go for me. Also, they're not 100% guaranteed to work. I've had an IUD for years and I'm still not confident. There are other forms of sex that don't involve the penis entering the vagina, I'd rather die without having had penile penetration than get fucking pregnant. I do not understand why this is so unreasonable.
>>5044481
In fact, the rape fetish is popular among women as well, but the catch is that the "rape" is not violent, it results in pleasure, and, most importantly, it is under the control of the woman having the fantasy. It's generally a work around for women that feel too ashamed to be assertively sexual. If they're forced into sex, they're not being bad, it's not their fault. The rape in a rape fantasy is a *fantasy.* Very different from actual rape, not the same thing by a long shot. People who justify rape by pointing to this fact forget the FANTASY part, the importance of control and the complexity of it. The pleasure part. I can get off to tentacle stuff that goes that route, but when it's genuine rape with crying, violence, and damage, it's fucking gross.

On topic:
I've slapped it countless times to Samus x practically every enemy out there. There's a pornographic (free) flash game called "Corta's Platformer," and if you're into monster stuff, particularly Metroid monsters, you should check it out. The game is incomplete and old, but the most recent update also includes Starcraft enemies. It's pretty great as far as masturbatory material goes.

[Anonymous No.5048665]

>>5048661
>I've slapped it countless times to Samus x practically every enemy out there. There's a pornographic (free) flash game called "Corta's Platformer," and if you're into monster stuff, particularly Metroid monsters, you should check it out. The game is incomplete and old, but the most recent update also includes Starcraft enemies. It's pretty great as far as masturbatory material goes.

Not to be judgmental but what the fucking hell, my friend.

[Anonymous No.5048915]

>>5038643
Robopon Moon uses some sprites based off of the comic, if I recall correctly. The artist loved ginormous tiddies and the official robopon comic is full of them.

Wasn't released in the US though.
I can see at least three giant tiddie sprites here

[Anonymous No.5048984]

>>5048661
>Also, they're not 100% guaranteed to work.
>I've had an IUD for years and I'm still not confident

IUD failure rate is less than 1% per year. If you associate that with another method, even a barrier method, the risk of pregnancy is so low it might as well be 0%. It's simply irrational to believe you will get pregnant. Courts condemn people based on methodology with bigger failure rates than this.

>I do not understand why this is so unreasonable.

It's just weird to me that in 2018, the age of sexual liberation of women, an educated female doctor would refuse to have sex with her boyfriend due to fear of getting pregnant of all things.

[Anonymous No.5048994]

>>5048661
>I do not understand why this is so unreasonable.
Because the working rate of a condom plus an IUD is nearly fool proof and assuming you live in a 1st world country, post conception measures like Plan B and abortion are easily accessible. Are you afraid to be preggers for even 24 hours?

[Anonymous No.5049008]

Well, I remember being scared of having sex, especially seeing prostitutes, for years in case I'd get HIV or something.

[Anonymous No.5049012]

>>5048994
>assuming you live in a 1st world country

Even in Africa people have access to contraception in all its forms. Billionaries of the world all over like Bill Gates saw to that.

[Anonymous No.5049024]

>>5049008
Of course, being promiscuous is a risk factor for STDs. Monogamous relationships have lower risk.

Simply use a condom and enjoy emptying your balls. The risk of a man getting HIV from sex is much lower than a woman, and it becomes pretty much null with a condom.

[Anonymous No.5049186]

>>5049012
Some areas. The access is still lacking for most.

[Anonymous No.5049359]

>>5049012
And then John Paul II told Africans that using condoms is a sin, enabling the spread of HIV further. May that old pedophile rot in hell.

[Anonymous No.5049434]

>>5005695
good lord you fucking people

[Anonymous No.5049573]

I saw Morrigan during the intro and victory screens of MvC1 and nearly wet myself. then looked into as much as i could about all the girls in my netscape navigator

[Anonymous No.5049604]

>>4999223
It might explain why I have a thing for taller women.

[Anonymous No.5049609]

remember to thank your dreamcast

[Anonymous No.5049634]

>>5049609
holy moly

[Anonymous No.5049872]

>>5049609
The heck is this?

[Anonymous No.5049902]

>>5049872
Opening Demo to Dead or Alive 2 on the Dreamcast
It was "removed" from the US version, but you can enter a code to enable it.

[Anonymous No.5049986]

>>5048661
>also includes Starcraft enemies
Now we're talking.

[Anonymous No.5049990]

In Link's Awakening when Marin follows you, I used to walk up towards a wall til she enters the same cell as Link then use the power brace to pull on the wall so it looks like he's nailing her from behind.

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5050147]

>>5049990

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5050154]

>>5048661
>the rape fetish is popular among women as well, but the catch is that the "rape" is not violent, it results in pleasure, and, most importantly, it is under the control of the woman having the fantasy.
It also helps that the guy in the fantasy is actually attractive, and not some incel-tier white guy like IRL rapists.

[Anonymous No.5050163]

>>5050154
Depends on the intended audience. I've seen a lot of male oriented rape porn where men are ugly fucks or humanoid monsters. I feel it helps with insecurity.

[Anonymous No.5050180]

>>5050154
Kek. You'll be raped by guys you know. It's gonna be the guy who you've been dating for weeks but something went wrong, you decided to end it and he got frustrated and raped you. It's gonna be the guy who after marrying him will turn into an abusive rapist that thinks he has a right to your pussy anywhere anytime. It's gonna be one of your friends who will rape you at a party if you get so drunk you pass out.

I don't know where you women get this "random fat homeless incel is gonna drag me to an alley and rape me" fantasy. It's so rare it barely registers as a statistic.

[Anonymous No.5050181]

Tekken 3. Xiaoyu's losing screams and this victory animation where she does handstand-split-into-kneeling always made me pop a boner.

[Anonymous No.5050186]

>>5050154
>incel tier white guy
Why you gotta bring race into it? It's not like whites are more likely to be rapists or anything.

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5050187]

>>5050180
Yes we all know the majority of rapists are people the victim knows, I don't know anyone over the age of 18 who doesn't know this.

>>5050186
Sorry :c

[Anonymous No.5050189]

>>5050187
No big deal. It just stuck out to me.

[Anonymous No.5050241]

>>5050187
Then why do you post stupid shit that's objectively wrong?

[Anonymous No.5050324]

>>5042603
>real women
post a muscle babe Frank Frazetta tier, I hate him for giving me Amazon Giantess fetish.

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5051076]

>>5050241
For the last couple weeks I've been in the middle of an HR investigation against our office's resident "thatguy" who sexually harassed me and at least two other women within a month of being hired, to the point that they actually had to take punitive action against him, so I'm probably speaking more from personal experience than any objective statistics.

[Anonymous No.5051114]

>>5050186
because princess sevenleaf is a brainwashed subverted ideological leftist who is deeply mentally ill, self loathing and regurgitates inaccurate notions to detract from the face that everything he blames is a scapegoat for the real failure in his life that is himself.

He's a typical decadent tranny who despises everything good, of effort, moral and tries to actively destroy it in favor of his vile, decadence and slave to vice, the ultimate hedonism from the reality that he is a disgusting perverted spiritually ugly shit who should be liquidated.

>>5051076
yeah fuck off you fuck tranny cunt, like most leftists i'll guarantee you have actively picked him out through your prejudices and ideologically fuelled hatred and done everything imaginable to frame some innocent act as "sexual harassment", fucking piece of shit is all you are and you cunt trannies just turn everywhere you touch into misery to feed your narcissism, the sooner you fucking die the better, worthless cunt shit.

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5051132]

>>5051114
>you have actively picked him
Yes and so did those other two women, am I right? As well as everyone who witnessed his creepy behavior?

Fuck off with this MRA shit.

[Anonymous No.5051154]

While I am fairly sure Lara Croft or Sailor Moon were my firsts the one I remember beating it to a lot was Aya from PE. Even once or twice to her transformed form but mostly to the extra art in the booklet and strategy guide

[Anonymous No.5051157]

>>5051132
What did this guy do that was so "creepy"? Flirting has always been humanity's mating ritual, and it has always involved some degree of boldness on the part of the man. Fortune favors the bold, and so do women, particularly when their suitor happens to be a handsome lad. But if he's ugly he's just "creepy", n'est-ce pas?

[Anonymous No.5051159]

>>5051132
yeah course, i know exactly how you shits work, 2 real women and your mentally ill ass have ganged up all with the same heinous ideology using group allegience to ruin smoe guys life because MUH PATRIARCY MUH WHITE SUPREMECY because all you really want you fucking scum lord is power which is precisely what your politics and its methods is all about, guess what cpt tuck it i know precisely what fuels you and the levels you are willing to stoop to attain power because you're so deluded into thinking everything else is the problem when it's really you and every revolutionary piece of shit who thinks the same.

Tell me why some guy is "sexually harrassing" which you conveniently haven't defined 2 real women and mad dude in a wig with meat sack titties and some peach fuzz nut smugglers?

You're intent on ruining your own life through self destruction but don't drag innocents down with you.

[Anonymous No.5051169]

>>5051157
>Flirting has always been humanity's mating ritual

you can't mate with a dude in a wig, it's feasible he did harrass the women who knows? but fart knocker over there is just pretending he's been targeted to to feel more like a woman or as i suspect is using it as a platform for professional victimhood to ruin someone he dislikes for simply being a white dude most likely.

[Anonymous No.5051172]

I see I came into this thread too late and the roleplay fags took over

[Anonymous No.5051176]

>>5051169
I regret my post. I don't want to pick a fight with the mod over some petty politics stuff. Sorry mod.

[Anonymous No.5051182]

more like princess sevenqueefs

[Anonymous No.5051194]

>>5051182
>implying xhe can queef due to not having a vagina

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5051215]

>>5051169
Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.5051225]

Not nearly as attractive looking back.

[Anonymous No.5051585]

>>5051225
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.5052174]

>>5049359
>africans using condoms in a good way
good joke here, my dear fella

[Anonymous No.5052178]

[Cosmo Ponzini No.5052184]

No version of princess Zelda can top Nabooru.

desu, I was expecting Rouge the Bat somewhere, thanks humanity.

[Anonymous No.5052225]

>>5051159
>, 2 real women and your mentally ill ass
Trans women ARE real women, though.

[Anonymous No.5052230]

>>5052225
no they're not

[Anonymous No.5052242]

>>5052230
They are though.

[Anonymous No.5052245]

>>5052225
>>5052242
It really depends on how you're defining "real woman."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywG9LOs04s

They aren't biological females, which is a pretty important detail because that's why they get dysphoria. How would you define being a woman?

[Anonymous No.5052282]

I had an MS-DOS version of tetris called sextris. You know the drill, you unlock a topless girl line by line.

[Anonymous No.5052286]

>>5052225

>some people actually believe that men pretending to be women are actually women

[Anonymous No.5052708]

>>5051154
Does this pic count as futa?

[Anonymous No.5053252]

>>5051076
Wait, he's from your office? Fuck.

>>5051157
>>5051159
Come on guys, you're defending a retard who hits on women at work. I thought it was some random guy catcalling her on the street.

Never shit where you eat. That's the sage advice that's worked for ages.

[Anonymous No.5053254]

>>5052225
what makes them real women, if they arent women?

[Anonymous No.5053273]

This filthy slut. In the car while my parents had a meal in a pub and i pretended to be asleep.

[Anonymous No.5053470]

>all this Psylocke
It's a shame she wasn't included in it's sister game. The SNES MSH game seems to run on the same engine, hell even the enemy animations match up with her surprisingly well,
and the game could have used Psylocke so it wasn't a huge sausage fest.

[Anonymous No.5054047]

>>4999520
Psylocke sure, but it's storm that did me in back then.
Dat bodysuit

[Anonymous No.5054069]

>>5053273
How did you clean the spunk up, out of interest?

[Anonymous No.5054150]

>>5052184
you missed it >>5020717

[Anonymous No.5054228]

>>5022591
Sir, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

[Anonymous No.5054404]

>>4999263
why can't I find this googling that quote, even?

[Anonymous No.5054413]

[Anonymous No.5054442]

>>5005045
Ah yes. Pausing at just the right moment.

[Anonymous No.5054450]

>>5054069
Asking the important questions.

[Anonymous No.5054467]

ayame's ninja armor. tried to find her crouching. failed.

[Anonymous No.5054592]

>>5054467
that reminds me when I used to always rotate the camera & zoom in certain games to see the goods. I would use cheat codes to see Pixie from MR and all her breeds. Older furry monster girl fetish and those feet good times

[Anonymous No.5054608]

>>5054467
>Only available in original Japanese release and Hayakusen (US/EU releases, later v1.01 and v1.02 Japanese re-releases and Gaisen - have different costume)
Patrician, you are, I see. Playing unpatched/unaltered original Japanese v1.0

[Anonymous No.5055378]

This and being naked on the character sheet too..

It was in 2015

[Anonymous No.5055801]

>>5004432
If I didn't know you're so full of yourself I'd ask you to reconsider your perspective. It's hilarious in a sad way.

[Anonymous No.5055842]

>>5005695
>Abusing NPCs so the flail and struggle when you're near them

Thank you for reminding me how much fun I had grabbing at Roll in MML2, and herding the village girls into the inns in dragon quest.

[Anonymous No.5056468]

I can't be the only one.

[Princess Sevenleaf !IT2uZpX.Ic No.5058281]

>>5042748
I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.5058303]

>>5045251
What game?

[Anonymous No.5058305]

>>5058303
Tenchu 2

[Anonymous No.5058518]

>>5006047
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.5058612]

>>5056468
2lewd4me

[Cosmo Ponzini No.5058892]

>>5054150

Huh, you're right

[babbage's gramps !RATGzMALLY No.5059018]

>>5055801
>imblying

[Anonymous No.5060742]

>>5049609
>that AR code for playing as her using that model

[Anonymous No.5060864]

>>5044131
Ass taunts made lil me go fucking insane

[Anonymous No.5060897]

>>4999640
>CHASM The Rift
This is one of the stupidest game titles I've seen.

[Anonymous No.5061027]

>>5011234
I'm blasting!

[Anonymous No.5061127]

>>5011224
the underdeveloped titties and nakedness, oomph

[Anonymous No.5061210]

>>5045126
The interview is real, but the order of sentences was changed for lulz. He actually says the concept of Raiden was created to appeal to the teenage grrl audience. No idea if the part about vibration is real or not.

[Anonymous No.5061353]

>>5029171
that one "???" grab miki has did me in

[Anonymous No.5062703]

>>5061127
uuuhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.5063527]

I admit that i let her die many times in battle and i stared the tv for minutes while my peepee was funny.

[Anonymous No.5064689]

[Anonymous No.5064934]

No hot grunty?

[Anonymous No.5064940]

chunners and cammy

I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.5065042]

>>5064940
wasn't the snes-controller already a six-button-pad?

[Anonymous No.5065050]

>>5065042
yes of course. I suppose it was a themed street fighter one with print on it. I didn't even notice that blurb when I chose the picture.

[Anonymous No.5065470]

>>5065042
>>5065050
I don't know for sure which one that was, but I'll bet it was a controller that moved the L/R bumpers to the front of the pad, which was more intuitive for street fighter's "light/medium/hard" strike control scheme.