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What went wrong, /vr/?

>> No.4995035
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Furries.

>> No.4995040
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Oh god what the fuck happened? Please tell me that's not the Reignited Trilogy.

>> No.4995051

>>4995032
my dick

>> No.4995061

On one hand, I wish she was more like the original.
On the other hand, I wanna fuck that kangaroo.

>> No.4995072

well... shit

>> No.4995074
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>>4995032

>> No.4995078

>>4995032
I wish I was reeeaaaally small and shoved in her pouch

>> No.4995082

>>4995078
haha, that's weird

>> No.4995084

>>4995032
They made her more fuckable.

>> No.4995089

>>4995051
>>4995061
>>4995078
>>4995084
>spyro thread simulator

>> No.4995103
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>>4995032
I wanna see how the furries over at Toy for Bob manage to make Buzz look fuckable next

>> No.4995145

They gave her clothes

>> No.4995146

>>4995145
Shirt with no pants is better than completely nude.

>> No.4995249

The design is fine. Except for the hair. That does not need to exist.

>> No.4995253

The artists at Toys for Bob wish they worked for Pixar or Dreamworks so they're just subbing in that style instead of trying to realize what the original graphics represented

>> No.4995634

>>4995253

Yeah, this looks great on a technical level but it's a very clear departure from the original. I don't know what the fuck is going on with Reignited, shit looks completely different every month.

>> No.4995754

With all the characters given clothes in Reignited...is Spyro seen as a nudist?

>> No.4995846

>>4995032
>What went wrong, /vr/?
In art direction department? LITERALLY NOTHING WENT WRONG!
I would fucking buy that game but I just do not want to give a single penny to Bobby "Greedy Cunt" Kotick.
>>4995035
Kill your self my mane.

>> No.4995875
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boy if they ruin my nigger moneybags i don't know what this autistic kid over here is capable to do

>> No.4995904 [DELETED] 

>>4995875
They wouldn't dare fur-ify Issac Moneystein

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>> No.4995918 [DELETED] 

>>4995907
Yet Shelia is closer to the original in this version than the Reignited Trilogy

>> No.4995931

>>4995907
That's a pretty slick looking bear haha I'm not gay, but I wonder what he would look like naked, just for laughs because it would be funny to see him naked and embarrassed haha

>> No.4995935

>>4995846
No, you kill yourself you literal faggot.
Just because no human wants you doesn't mean you should go fuck dogs.

>> No.4995941

>>>/s4s/7051210

>> No.4995945

>>4995935
Humans are overrated tho.

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i secretly want to fuck the living shit outta the weather imps from spyro 3, for me they paved the way for imp appreciation. looking forward to this shitty remaster, hopefully i can see some thick, juicy imp and fantasize the weirdest shit on it. what do you think??

>> No.4996745

I've never played a Spryo game before. I feel like it is a series I missed out on because I never owned a PS1 back in the day. Instead I had an N64.

The model on the left looks like a bad imitation of Hippety Hopper from the Warner Bros. cartoons. The one on the right looks like the design came from Deviant art.

>> No.4996747

>>4995032
the remakes look good but we dont need a /vr/ thread for it. enough people ree on /v/ about it

>> No.4997409

>>4996745
Honestly spyro is just a fun game with good music. Even if you didn't play it as a kid you should enjoy it as an adult. Apparently the devs got mail from grandmother's who stole the games from their kids because they enjoyed it more

>> No.4997494

>>4995035
>frogposting in /vr/
What went wrong, /vr/?

>> No.4997496

>>4995040
Anon... I'm sorry.

>> No.4997509

>>4995032

All of these remasters are garbage anyway. Just play the PS1 originals

>> No.4997520

>>4995032
God damn I would pump that kangaroo's ass.

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>tfw no thicc 'strayan kangaroo gf

>> No.4998595

More like what went right. She's gorgeous.

>> No.5000223

Her original design was far too gender-neutral, on top of being really simplistic. If you faithfully re-created that in HD, she'd just look weird and unfinished compared to the other characters.

>> No.5000232

>>4995032
Not retro. Get this /v/ thread out of here

>> No.5000271

>>4995061
I feel you.

For the most part I've liked the new designs or wanted to put my dick in them. They're not bad at all, just really different. Either way the originals aren't going anywhere.

>> No.5000309

With all due respect I never liked the spyro character designs very much.

>> No.5000430

>>4995032
Sorry, I'm not blinded by nostalgia.
The new design is better.

>> No.5000438

>>4995032
But where's the pouch?

>> No.5000562 [DELETED] 

>FUCK ME TIGHT ROO CUNT SPYRO YOU BLOODY PURPLE DROPKICK
>OOH~ YEH THASS THE SPOT
>YEH FILL 'ER UP WITH YOUR DRAGIN SPURRY
>YEH YOU LIKE ME FINGER IN YOUR ARSE AY POOFTA
>FUCK YOU MADE A MESS OF ME KNICKERS
>FUCKIN TOP STUFF MATE YOU'S A GOOD ONE AY

>> No.5000678

>>4995103
he already is

>> No.5000696

>>5000309

they were honestly really bad. spyro was fun but i couldnt give a shit about any of the characters

>> No.5000958

>>5000309
What? They're were adorable and had a lively animation. What's not to like?

>> No.5001015

To all the posts going "they turned it into furry shit" well news fucking flash idiots, it's been always furry shit from the start. You grew up playing a furry game, deal with it.

>> No.5001032

>>5000562
top kek

>> No.5001034

>>5000562
This is funny as shit and makes this abortion of a thread worthwhile. Good job anon

>> No.5001039

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N01-j-6x3T0

Stewart Copeland from the Police made the music for these games

>> No.5001164

>>5001015
Saying Spyro is furry shit is like saying Looney Tunes is furry shit.

>> No.5001343

>>5001164
Looney Tunes is the original furry shit.

>> No.5001353

>>5001164
It had a gay crossdressing rabbit that kissed humans in the mouth

>> No.5001580

This game series should've stayed dead, remastered was created by people who've never played it as a kid.

>> No.5001616

>>5000309
the only ones i really cared for were the ones in 2. the minotaur lady and professor made for nice companions in the game. hunter and the sorceress always scared/pissed me off.

>> No.5001618

>>5001580
I really don't get the remastered craze, let the past stay dead. If you really want those games they're right there waiting for you.

>> No.5001657

>>5001618
yeah exactly, if people played the guy (as they claim) when they were kids why can't they play it on their ps1 now? if anything just resell the same game on a newer system.

>> No.5001661

>>5001618
And yeah I have yet to play a good remaster, all of them suck.

>> No.5001682

>>5001618

gen 5 graphics and CD load times are fucking awful.

>> No.5001839
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MY FUCKING DICK

>> No.5001870

left: soul
right: soulless

>> No.5001872

Left: graphics that scream edutainment for little kids
right: furrybait

Each is awful in its own way.

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>>5000562
Thank you anon.

>> No.5002031

>>5000562
That was a pretty good fap not gonna lie.

>> No.5002043

>>5001353
And that's not even counting shit like Lola

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>>4995032
Wrong guy designed them

>> No.5003414

Maybe it's because I didn't play the original but I think the new design is cute. Not in an "I wanna fuck that" kind of way. I do think she didn't need the hair though.

>> No.5003494

>>4995032
You using inaccurate color depth to depict the PS1 screen is what went wrong.

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>>5001839
She looks nothing like that though.

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>>5003498
how about now?

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fucking furries

>> No.5005496

>>4995945
You're a cancerous tumor in the face of humanity and morality. You should either fix your goddamn life, or end it. Those are you choices.

>> No.5005883

>>5005496
Nah

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>>5003694
Nope.

>> No.5005919

>>5003694
still no

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I was really goddamn excited for this, and the more footage they reveal the more my interest wanes. Now I just feel apathetic. I guess it was inevitable that they would put their own spin on a lot of the designs, considering this is the same company and team that makes Skylanders. I don't hate it for existing and I won't shit talk people that enjoy it, but I can't help but shake the feeling that despite all their PR shit they don't genuinely care that much about the originals. People like me who still play them every once in a while have been passed over in favor of trendy YouTubers who remember playing Spyro at their friend's house that one time and 10 year olds that know Spyro through Skylanders.

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>>4995032
Anyone else wanna fuck the kangaroo on the right?

>> No.5005969

>>5005963
Yes
Many such cases!

>> No.5005974

>>5005963
I'd fuck both honestly. As long as she's sapient and female and has the accent.

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>>5005974
oh...