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Is this the greatest dialogue choice in video game history?
Stop! Don’t open that door!
what was the site that listed all the funny video game dialogue? It stopped being updated some time ago I think
>no option for "I'LL BE BACK"wtf
Hm...
>>4978187What was his problem?
>>4978473http://www.zanyvideogamequotes.com/secretofmonkeyisland/index.html
>>4978165It's the most derivative.
It's been over 20 years but I still remember how this bit fucking slayed me.Took me a second to see it but when it did it hit hard.
Was Monkey Island really big enough back then to warrant dialogue choices?
>>4981303I have no idea what the fuck you're asking.
I also loved the one in 3 with Voodoo Mama where she asks you if you want to see pictures of the kids that come over to play occasionally and the choices are something like "Hell, NO!!", "No freaking way!", "By the love of god and all that's holy, NOOOOOO!!!", all of them resulting in Guybrush saying "...uh, maybeee later...".
>>4982409The Curse of Monkey Island was great but I still find it weird how Guybrush looks so badass in 2 with a beard and coat and everything and then in 3 he's just back to full beanpole.
No, this is.
>>4982483What was this supposed to be?
>>4978165no
>>4981302um explain anon to me pls im dum
>>4981302I don't get it. The man clearly has two pipes.
>>4985176>>4985178It's a pipe dream...?
>>4985176>>4985178>>4985181In game when the fisher talks to you he holds his pipe and has a talking head sprite with no pipe. I’m his rested position he has a pipe in mouth and both hands on the rod. He “glitches” at one point and has both his idle head sprite with the pipe in his mouth and his holding pipe hand sprite at the same time, thus two pipes.It’s a programming meta joke.
>>4985176>>4985178>>4985258Yeah. Basically as he talks and gestures he'll take his pipe out of his mouth and hold it. at one point in the conversation, he gestures in a way that normally would result in him not having the pipe in his mouth anymore--yet he still does, as well as holding it.Guybrush points it out. It's got nothing to do with the conversation.
>>4978165I will never forget the 'keelhaul' joke in MI1.
>>4985258Reminds me of that scene in Mother 3 where the Mr. Saturn makes a dramatic exit and when you get control again, you see that he barely even walked off-screen.
Hm.
>>4978165I don't know but pic related is the greatest piece of dialogue in video game history.
>>4987253It's also a dialogue choice so you literally could have offered it as an answer for this thread.
>>4978165No, but the award still goes to Monkey Island.
>>4987714
>>4987714>>4987970Thought that filter was so cool when I first started emulating. Eventually I realized how awful it looks, smooths things out way too much so you don't notice all the neat details. You come to realize a bit of pixelation is perfectly acceptable.
I should go.
>>4987970Might be the Mac version, I heard it used Scale2x. Been years since I played it on there, though.
>>4990436Man, what a weird inventory.
>>4990436It's very obviously HQ3x. Still amazing to believe one of the most prolific filters (Scale 2x) was invented by LucasArts themselves decades ago for the sole purpose of making Mac ports look prettier.
>>4990436Oh and by the way, your pic looks like 2xSAI.
>>4990449Hm...
>>4990542Quoting dead posts is bad form, but yeah, what you posted isn't Scale 2x but rather simply HQ2x.
>>4981302Is it the fact that the fishing rod is propped up by itself?
>>4990706Huh.
>>4987639the other choices were shit so its not the greatest dialogue choice
>>4991492Uh, it is the greatest choice out of all of them so yes it is the greatest choice. Maybe if the question was "Is this the greatest selection of dialogue choices" then it would be something else.
>>4987279I love the bit where you go behind the wall and your actions are still narrated.
Can we all just agree that Monkey Island is one of the greatest video games of all time?
>>4978165Well that hardly seems like a choice at all.
>>4992537Go away.
>>4994145?
?
>>4981302was I the only one hit by the graphics suddenly changing to more detailed sprites?
>>4995640Hit?
Hmm...
What?
>>4995640It was odd to do it for the fisherman, but monkey island and loom both had talking heads and more detailed back drops for several dialogs
>>4997630Is Loom worth playing? I have to say that guy in Monkey Island really made me interested.
>>4981302
>>4997659It’s worth it for a lazy afternoon, just play on lowest difficulty
>>4997659Its very much worth it. Keep in mind that the PC CD-Rom version has voice acting but because of that, the dialog has been trimmed, music only plays at certain times and a lot of the world building was cut. The FM-Towns version is the best I believe, but its a trade-off with the graphics not being as good as the PC CD-Rom version.
>>4981303Monkey Island always had dialogue choices, just like nearly every other Lucasarts adventure game at the time. What are you even talking about?
>>4999774He's joking.
>>4999795It's a fucking weird-ass joke then, like how CinemaSins just says stupid incorrect shit in a completely serious tone of voice and only when people call them out on it do they say "W-we're just joking guys." Smug fucking pricks.
>>4999819You got memed. Just accept it and move on.
>>4999819He was referencing something that was a meme for a day and a half. Nothing to get worked up over. >Was Michael Jackson really big enough back then to warrant having his own game?
>>4999831>>4999840No. I will NOT accept this shitty troll culture where people put zero effort into their work and smugly feel that they accomplished something "because I got you mad (stupid emoticon here)".
>>4999841You don't even know what he was feeling. This is all in your head. For all you actually know, he was just poking fun at the retarded meme itself. Calm down.
>>4999841
>>4999843>>4999875Hm...
Casting a vote for, "what do you think my painting could use?"> a little red> a little Talent
>>4978165not retro but EYE:DC>[kill them all]>[kill them all]>[kill them all]
>>5001935Wait, that has dialogue choices? I thought it was an FPS or something.
>>5001936it's a fully fledged RPG player progression wise (linear progression schlub in medieval armor => cybernetic god)dialogue choices are just there for the memes
>>5001936>>5001947It has some good meme potential.
>>5001947>>5001972Wow, maybe I should play this. My friend has it in his Steam library and I don't think he played it a single time before he died so I'm not sure why he even owned it but we have Family Sharing on our accounts so I guess I should borrow it.
>>5001980Just bear in mind that it's an unusual game. The translation is mostly okay if a bit quaint (the original text is bonkers as well) except for some rare spots like the pic I posted.It's grind heavy and multiple playthroughs are needed for the true ending. But it is fun.>get a submachinegun>shoot>it shoots very fast>secondary fire mode>it shoots extremely fastAlright, I'll shut my moron face up now.
>>5001980>>5001996best enjoyed in 4+ co-opor after investing 50 hours grinding research and brouzouf for that top tier cybertech
>>5001980it's a classic.
>>4990436Looks like the SegaCD version.
>>5002346Hm...
>>5002346It's not. It's either the Mac or DOS CD version. Since that filtering is not native to either we may never know.
WHAT?!
>>4978165I have never played any adventure games because I find them too hard. It's hard to focus on reading lot of text and then the puzzles are so cruel and abstract I can't figure anything out. I understand if I need to unlock a door with key and key is hidden under a rug for example but anything more complex is out of my reach. I prefer to play shooters instead. I don't know why I posted this btw.
>>5005653>It's hard to focus on reading lot of textUnless you are an ESL or have literal brain damage, how?
>>5002001>or after investing 50 hours grinding research and brouzouf for that top tier cybertechOr just get a grinding map. The cycles of guilt won't wait for your slow ass legs.
>>5001972I remember trying to play this game and it was so godawfully confusing from the very beginning i loved it
>>5005791me like shoot gun gun go boomwords hurt head
>>5006690I just get a headache when I try to read.
>>50066984chan must be a nightmare for you
>>5006720Not really, this site is full of idiots who use short and easy words, probably because they're all posting from their phones because this stupid fucking site has become a normie stronghold where all the bible thumpers think they're welcome.
>>4987279that's me
>>5006986Can you fuck off back to plebbit?
>>5007718No retard, I'm here to stay. Eat shit.
Very nice.
Hm....
>>5006986>reee so stupid all so stupid i can't read a book i'm my brain hurtsliterally subhuman and hypocritical
>>5009971What the actual fuck are you on about?
But where are all the monkeys?
>>5010268There's a three-headed one right behind you.
>>4981303Is this a new meme now?
>>5010478It was a week ago.
Yyyep.
Regarding classic point and click games, and given there's a fuckton of them, which ones would you recommend that are comedy gold but don't overuse references to other media?
>>5019071I wouldn't say Monkey Island "overuses" references.
>>4978165No, this is.
Waffles, innit?
>>5020857So....why was she?!
>>5022427Th-that's a she?
>>5019071Grim Fandango is pretty hilarious at times.
>>4985174Wasn't that the game where you can kill kids?
>>5025248There's a lot of fucked up shit about that game.
>>4991501whats the point of calling it a choice if its mandatory to pick?
>>5027548All choices are mandatory, you CHOOSE any one of them so that's why they're called CHOICES. I suppose you could also CHOOSE to close the game.
Hippo.
Bep.
Bop.
Muh?
>>5028047Look.
Right.
>>5026050I think I remember dialogue of the mother wanting to fuck the son
>>5033431Yikes.
Yeeks.
Yum.
Oh, yeeks.
THUNDER
Ouch.
Whoa.
>>5033831METEORS DID IT! That'll be $20.
>>5033831Yeah, it's pretty scary.
>>5033831Yeah...
>>5033831Yep.
>>4985174you're a big guy :^)
>>4999841With this attitude, /vr/ will survive meme inflation. Thank you
>>5005653Cool blog post faggot
>>5043854I don't know what meme inflation means but I do find that the smaller boards on this site have less meme-spamming retards because they all generally stay on /tv/ and /v/.
>>5043870What?
>>4990436Grew up playing the CD version of Monkey Island (went from C64 to 486 era in one jump, Monkey Island was my first ever game on CD). That inventory fucking takes me back, do the newer releases us it or the older text based inventory?
>>5046238Shh.
>>5043870They do and they don’t. What it is, is that the retards can feed on a single thread a lot longer than faster boards. There is a lot of meme posting and baiting here but they just stay in threads that were prime for it like that one collection thread with the house fire, they don’t shit this thread becuase that old one is still going strong for days after it’s creation. On /v/ it would be dead an hour or two after creation but those shitposters still want (You)s so they drift to other threads.
>>5047401Interesting...
>>4978165Dunno. Loved these choices
I do not condone violence against women.
>>5020857Why was he in such a hurry?
>>5048457Time spent talking is time not spent eating.
Perhaps.
Mmm, food.
Mmm.
Mm.
Kuma.
Describe it.
>>5006986You're so counterculture and smart man
>>5054618Thank you.
>>4978165Holy shit, is this real? I don't remember that one, though played a lot of the game back in the days.
>>5054637Yep.
Yeah.
>>5033831Don't use such leftist words here on a politically neutral website.
>>5057374Obsessed
>>5025248iirc the actor playing the part of the main character got convicted for child pornography
>>5057374>not using yikes sarcastically to mock the feminine spearheaded patterns of libtards
>>5057374>not using yikes sarcastically to mock the feminine speech patterns of libtards
>>5057417>>5057424>having to make this post twice because you fucked it up with your phonepostingYikes
just joinin this thread to say that if you say Yikes you don't deserve the right to live. Goodbye
>>5057464Yikes.
Yep.
>>4990436Where do you get a Samurai sword
Huh?
Huh.
>>4997679Underrated
>>5061919Oh long johnson
OH DON PIANO
Mario needed no further instruction, he found another Super Mushroom in hiding and used on himself causing him to grow, but mainly his cock lengthened and thickened, giving him the proper tool toconquer his nemesis. "Letsa GO!" Mario yelped in trademark fashion as he made a beeline for the Koopa Queen mountainous behind. He slammed his mega cock in Bowserette's cunt and began jackhammering in recklessabandon. The sound of skin slapping and parties moaning could be heard throughout the kingdom. Mario gripped the sides of Bowserette's thighs tightly and pushed farther, bottoming out into the Koopa's cunt.Bowserette cried out in orgasm and clamped down on Mario's Mega Mushroom. With that Mario had reached his limit and with a groan, he deposited a mighty hot load into Bowserette's pussy, leaving a visible stomachbulge.
>>4978165star control 2 has the best dialoge options after vtmb.
Bowsette
>>4978165>C: Try to stick it in
>>5066761To Bowsette.
>>4992537Was about to post this.
>>5068612I'm happy to hear that.
Must have been written by one of the devs who went on to start Telltale.
>>5068802Ha!I get it.
THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!
Indeed.
WE FUCKING WON.
>>4987279>Actions:>spill spaghetti out of pocket>try to contain your spaghetti discharge >do 180 and run as fast as your legs can handle
LONELY WAY
Well that was nice not having to keep track of this for a day.
>>4978165No
Was this thread acting weird for anyone else for a minute?
>>5078881You know what to do>zip
>>5081314
>>5081317SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>>5081320Wankers that they are.
>>4981302I always thought it was an inside joke for pic related. Even the hat and clothes fit
>>5082494Nah, Monkey Island predates that.
Golf
>>5082894It's from 1942.
>>5085017And 1942 came out in 1984, checkmate.
WHY DO YOU KEEP TYPING SO MUCH WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO TYPE LESS AND AUTOMATICALLY WIN
AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MORON MOUNTAIN
>>5085036SHIT!
Most impressive.
>>5082494>Even the hat and clothes fitWhat the fuck are you talking about? Those hats are different, those shirts are different, the only thing that is common are the colours.
>>4978165This one obviously
>>5088269*hits bong* I dunno, man... TWO wieners... hahaha...
Heh.
>>4985174What game is this?
>>5091286https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvester_(video_game)Pretty sure.
Gundam
Tunnel Snakes rule.
>>5089595
>>4978165How appropriate, you fight like a cow.>tfw just discovered that Ron Gilbert made a new LucasArts-style point and click available on all platforms>downloaded it and I'm enjoying the shit out of it
>>5019071Monkey Island, Sam & Max Hit The Road
Yup.
BUCKLE UPTHE BACKWARDS BUS
>>5043857To be honest, arbitrary solutions to puzzles can be frustrating and I played a lot of adventure games back in the day. I
>>5098285>IWhat did he mean by this?
LOVE AND MARRIAGE
>>4981302Now where could my pipe be?
>>4981212I'm so glad I found toastyfrog all those years ago.
>>4979256What was HIS problem?
>>5105215What WAS his problem?
>>5105623WHAT was his problem?
>>5082494Yes, Monkey Island references an image that would become a meme 20 years later. Fucking retard.
>>5085017He means the meme/gag of it. There is nothing funny about the ad by itself
>>5022427She killed Jon Icarus’s lover so he cursed her with that form and enchanted the spiders to feed her to keep her alive.
>>5109079Jon Icarus? Who comes up with this crap?
WAH!
>>4999841Seeing someone get this upset over getting meme'd in this day and age makes me feel young again, much more so than hanging on a retro gaming board
>>5111439Why would hanging on a retro gaming board make you feel young again? You sure are an idiot.
>>5111597take your meds anon, some people still feel joy. you decision to attack such an innocent comment is revealing.
>>5111604>y-you mad bro? hahaYikes.
>>4978165close
I bought the special edition bundle and hory shet the hd graphics are ugly. They don't look pleasant by their own merits and together with the choppy sprite movement of the old engine it just looks like shit. It would be sweet to play with voice acting + old graphics, but that's not an option in the menu. There is a mod for that, but it seems little shady to me.
>>5111676You're on /vr/ and yet you're scared of shady mods?Wait, I suppose this board is full of people who would rather pay hundreds of dollars for an old copy of a game with the intention of playing it rather than keeping it in mint condition, when they could literally just emulate it if that's their goal, so maybe that's not too unlikely.
>>5111839The classic boxed version never had voice acting. I just can't understand why the people behind this remaster didn't think people would like to have best of both worlds. I believe Monkey Islan 2 hd has that option straight from the menu, no mods required.
>>5111597>why would bathing in nostalgia make you feel young again?Go away
>>5113805No, YOU go way.
How is this thread still alive?
>>5113842What can I say, people really like talking about great dialogue choices in video games.
>>5113842Ghost bumping
>>5111676I'm playing that version of MI2 right now. So far, I've only encountered one glitch where the music didn't stop when I moved to a new area, but I could fix it easily by muting the game for a moment. I've played it for quite a while, feels great to play the original game on DOS with voice acting and MT32 music. I'd say just go for it.
>>5114164Guybrush has a good voice actor. I wish he was in more stuff.
Jonah
>tfw beaten the first Monkey IslandWhat a god tier game. I'm starting with the sequel today, it's going to be great.
>>5114875The second one is even better! Don't bother with Curse though, it's shit that only people blinded with nostalgia would recommend. Guybrush is shallow, the plot is meh, leChuck is a meme, the game itself has something missing: the distinct style, choices, discussions and overall flow, maybe.
>>5115152Fuck you, dude, Curse is great and I'm not speaking from nostalgia because I played them all for the first time just a few years ago. It's Escape that nobody likes, are you sure you didn't confuse it with that?The only part of Curse that sucks and I feel obligated to mention it to everyone so they're not blindsided by it like I was is that it literally does not have an ending. From what I understand they must have run out of time or something, you just beat LeChuck and boom, you basically get a "You win!" screen and that's it, like an old NES game or something.
>>5115283I didn't confuse nothing, you fag. Curse is just as bad as Escape. Monkey Island died with two and with Ron Gilbert.
>>5115404Then shut up you fucking moron, you know nothing.
>>5115419I played this game when you were inside the balls of your father you absolute retard. Shut up cunt.
>>5115424I highly doubt that you fucking troglodyte. You absolute dipshit.
Lol i am screencapping you faggots.Lucasarts quests are shit anyway.
>>4990436>rubber chickenAll of my hate.
>>5116753This is like how people screencap their bans as if a ban with a canned message is in any way worth showing off. People pick the most inconsequential shit to screencap these days.
>>5117438>canned message
>>5117702Yeah, nice 2007 screencap, retard. Obviously not what I'm referring to.And by the way whoever originally got that ban is probably not laughing about it now because that's the kind of shit that gets the FBI sent after you.
>>5118474>be phone poster>occasionally get ip someone else got banned>ban message is always a copy paste of one of the rules and nothing elseApparently there are people with my provider cheerfully posting cp from their government tracking devices who haven't been gotten busted in years so I'm not so sure about that latter point.
>>4978165Yes.
>>5119487Except, 4chan mods do send the information of someone who does something illegal to the FBI so it is very likely that they know exactly what those people are doing.
>>4985178>>4985258>>4985261I thought it was a reference to the Garfield comic
>>5121565Why the fuck would you think that?
>>5119487Just appeal it you spastic
>>5121983Appeals are slow and inefficient, he should probably go directly to IRC for something like that.
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>5115404>muh GilbertYou can see just how so-so it would be under Gilbert by playing Thimbleweed Park. Curse and even Escape are both better than it. (and most games Gilbert's worked on since Humongous and Cavedog)
>>5121983No point, I could submit one but I'd never see the result. My phone's IP gets changed every time I lose signal or leave the connection idle more than a few minutes.
>>5033431That's hot.
>>5123639If everyone appeals bans like that, neither they nor anyone else will end up getting impended by that particular IP ban again.I assume they mostly go through, I doubt the mods go "man, that pedo we banned for cp in 2012 is trying to trick us into unbanning him so he can make his first post on 4chan in 6 years, but we're not falling for it".
>>5124062No, not really.
>>5123580opinions aren't facts
>>5124152Yours aren't, his are.
>>5124168Your opinion doesn't matter too buddy, so is the internet i'm sorry but rules are rules
>>5124142I'm pretty sure they already know it's a dynamic/phone block of IPs because the bans are always 1 or 3 days even for the most egregious-sounding shit.
>>5124213I never understood why they don't give out rangebans to ban evaders more often. They seem to be content to give them tiny bans no matter what. And you know, it forces people to buy passes if they want to get through. It's win-win.Failing that, you know what I don't see enough of? Threadbans. So many stupid rulebreaking threads get hundreds of posts in under an hour because this site is fucking full of idiots who straight up come to the video game board to argue about politics, for example. Giving even a short ban to every single person who posted in the thread would be a good way to scare them off posting in them, because they know they're risking a ban if they do.
That makes sense.
>>4978187Haista paska!
>>5115152I'm the anon you replied to, finally got down to playing the game, and I've finished part 1. I have to say that the writing, at least for now, is inferior to the first Monkey Island. There's also way more obscure and bullshit puzzles like having to use the "pick up" command on a sign and get a shovel (which looked like it was drawn on the sing), or picking up that NPCs monocle when he put it on the desk, and somehow figuring out it's an adequate replacement for a necklace (I already used the walkthrough three times, and for the first Monkey Island I've used the walkthrough three times in total). The story is pretty interesting, though. I hope the game gets better.
>>5125517My big disappointment with MI2 is that they put "Nice (thing)" on a lot of the things you examine because they clearly didn't feel like writing lines for any of them. Granted it becomes more entertaining when you have voice acting. There's some particularly irritating puzzles in chapter 2 you have to look forward to, as well. Frankly I think when a point and click requires you to find some tiny little thing that is easily mistaken for a background object, it has failed at design.
So this is Smash.
>>5126103The third game has voice acting, right? I've been planning on playing that one too, but not immediately after I finished the second game.
>>4979256>>5105215>>5105623>>5106629XD UPBOATED
>>5121983>appeal phone ip banOkay, now you're permanently banned for being a dynamic ip
>>5127925Yep. I remember being surprised at just how good the voice acting was for a game from that long ago, too. Honestly I don't think you would even have a problem if you played it right after 2 because that's what I did and I was very impressed, but whatever floats your boat.
>>5127942Calm down.
It's such a good game.
>>5058380It's a sabre, and you buy it from the general store after you rob his safe.
>>5001980Be forewarned, it's confusing and weird and takes some effort to get into, but it's rewarding and broken as shit when you master it.Also, it has multiplayer co-op for like, what, 16 players?Anyways, it's crazy, and a diamond in the extreme rough. Just remember to upgrade your legs.
Jesus Christ, slide this fucking thread to Nirvana already.
>>5132994Wubba dubba dub is that true?
Ummm.
>>4990436Why is there a blue fleshlight in his inventory?
>>5136281Because that's actually Mentos™, The Freshmaker. Buy a pack today!
>>5119487I get this too occasionallySurreal to think someone on the same isp seems to think nothing of doing deranged shit that could easily land them jail time
>>5139386This site is full of people who are fucked up in the head.
Full of 'em.
YEET
>>5117702google is no help with this one
>>5142201Did you really put "dead little girl getting fucked by maggots" into google because you know google keeps track of your search history and that's not going to end well for you. You ever noticed how all these mass shooters they're immediately able to find out what they googled?
>>5142201Moth er less, TOR, etc.
After you, sir.
Sir?
Yeah...
>>4978165>you fight like a cow
zj,
>>5150173>>5150943>>5151953Why?
>>5151958Because.
>>5109329It's Joneleth Irenicus.
>>5153206That is actually worse.
>>5142201It's not even real, but from some movie.
>>5156198Meanwhile the guy who keeps posting grinder.webm on /tv/ gets away with it with no punishment because times have changed and the staff just does not care anymore.
>>4978165Test
>>5156216FUCK ROCKSTAR
>>4987970HE
This thread was started and august and could very well survive until NEXT august at this rate.
>>5159627I really hope I've found something better to do by then.
>>5160130Buy Chainlink. Play vidya forever neet. Thank me later
huh.
>>5160187Ha ha, as if I have money.
Ha ha.
I LIVE IN somewhere far away from youMY OCCUPATION IS being an unnecessary existenceI AM a nobody.
Look, having nuclear.
Omteresting.
Bane?
WHOA!
>>5089595It's amazing how many people fell for this (myself included), also the lamp post from the first one (myself included).
>>5164857If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.Link to PDF: https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.
>this thread is now 3 fucking months old
>>4978187But Chris is-
>>5168307still not retro
Hm
wew
>>5169035What's this?
>>5169256Breath of Fire IV kino
>>5169758I had a weird feeling it was Breath of Fire even though I haven't played one of those games. Just had that look.Is that supposed to be a snake girl? Because that would be cool, I don't remember many of those in the early 2000s.
Buh.
What a large fellow.
>>4978165
>>5174487Why are 13 and 14 truth and lie when they both effectively say the same thing?
>>517468114 claims the MC is forever changed specifically because of her beauty.
DUCK TALESWOO OO
>>5175238What's her deal?
>>5174681For the same reason a phrase like "I love you" can be true or a lie.>>5175238No.
>>5174681The intention of your words too. There's a couple times where you can say the exact same thing truth or lie and it checks your charisma vs theirs or something
>>5125173Niin sitä pitää.
>>5176553Ii waana tako.
Fug
>>5176551Usually its your charisma vs their wisdom when you try to lie. Ravel, however, always knows when you're lying. Interestingly, she often doesn't care. She likes to hear you compliment her, even if she knows you're lying.
>>5178124I'd imagine someone who looks like that will take any compliment they can get.
G
Okay.
>>4978187You, the master of unlocking
Slightly out of /vr/ territory, though.
>>5181152This one is so strange.
>>5170803It's honestly one of the most horrific things you'll ever see in a video game. That whole dungeon is this castle with gross, pulsating flesh growing all around it. And once you reach the end you find out that the source is that girl there, whose been transformed into a horrible Akira monster.
>>5181968Well that is definitely quite an unfortunate thing for it to be instead of a cute snek.
Americans.
FUCK YEAH
Bullshot
C
This thread is like /s4s/: /vr/ Edition.
>>5178134No, she actually thinks the attempt to deceive her is part of your charm. Your lying is "sweet".
Crap.
>>5186183At first I thought this was a point & click adventure games thread.
>>5187453Well there's two hundred posts left for it to become that.
>>5187453Well those Monkey Island games have been on my backlog for a while (10 years), so if I ever get around to them, I'll make sure to post my thoughts.
>>5187921>10 yearsThat's about how much longer this thread will last.
Wahoo! - Klonoa
>>4978165>107 day old thread still upimpressive
>>5189663Indeed.
>>4987253underrated>>5064828star control 2 does have the best dialogue options, but that really is clearly not a good example of them
>>5019071sam&max HTR
>>4978165Planescape Torment.Sorry OP
>>5191664What exactly makes this the greatest choice in history?
>>5189663I went to /cm/ looking for Astolfo pictures yesterday and the thread there is over five months old. What's so impressive about 107 days?And before you ask, yes, I will share my haul.
>>5193820Huh?
>>5139386the fact is that the secret disgraceful shit you think that you and only you do and is your deepest darkest secret isn't really that uncommon or a big deal
>>5001972what game
>>5193849You realize the deranged shit in this context is literally pedophilia, you fucking retard. I'd say that is both uncommon and a big fucking deal. Follow the conversation next time.
Hm..
>>5115404Curse is great you're just mad
>>5196748Finally, someone with good taste.
zj.
Hmm
>>5197915Did you think this was going to trick me or something? I have 4chanX.
Ponderous...
Hnm.
>>5191730It's short, to the point and puts just the right amount of emphasis on comforting misha which every living soul has to inevitably go through...some place, some time
>>4982416you're now imagining yaridovich sucking off smithy as he bangs out a bunch of those spear enemies with his hammer
Mods, fucking nuke this thread already
>>5206017Lol
>>5205931Is there really a character named Yaridovich?
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Monke 2 is the best but 3 is also fantastic
The greatest game is the one which gives you no choice.
This thread brought to you by the same ghostbumping autist who made the Hydlide thread>>/vr/thread/S4978165#p4978165
>>5212985Only took you four months to notice.
>>5212985>ghostbumpingwhat do you mean? he bumps the thread everytime it's in page 10?sorry, never heard of this term
>>5214226Note all the deleted posts in the archive.Basically you respond to a thread without using sage and then delete your post as quickly as possible.
>>5181152Well, which is it?
>>5181152Probably mistranslated "are you from another land?" or something similar
>>4992537Couldn't find an older example in SMT
>>5218845If you look at his responses you'll realize it was not mistranslated. It's a little programmer joke about the protagonist only being able to say YES or NO.Granted the options are more detailed these days so this has probably become obscured.
Just so everyone knows, they're giving out Full Throttle Remastered for free on GOG.
I remember Albert Odyssey having an option to say something like “Dang. I didn’t know you and that guy did the horizontal.” To this one girl that was the Protagonist’s NPC ally. She would slap you after you say it too. Anyone know what I’m talking about.
>>5219837Also, Lego The Hobbit is free on HB and Subnautica is free on the Epic Games Launcher.
Christ, this thread is still alive?Welp, I guess I may as well revel in it's longevity.
>>5222069It's not about ecelebs or politics so I guess it's slipped under the radar.
>>5222094I always figured /vr/ was a bit better than that. I guess this thread *sort of* proves that right?
>>5207461Yeah, he's a major boss. Why is that so strange?
>>5222165It's just a weird sounding name for a Mario character.
>>5222153Well, it's less about /vr/ being "better than that" and more that the janitor will delete a politics or eceleb thread before it lasts for four months.
>>5081317you're not fooling anyone rance sama
>>4982416Mario was so progressive!
>>5227579Back to your containment board >>>/pol/
>>5227062Good ol' Rance.
>>4978187Wow... What a MANSION!
>>5020857what's this from please
>>4978187Dialogue CHOICE, as in>anon is illeterate>anon is a retarded faggot>anon is underage>anon is all of the above
>>5229626Baldur's Gate, you fool.
>>5229634Nice.
That makes some sense.
Hum...
>>5191664[glass her]
>>5237848Don't post sluts on /vr/!
>>5237864What is this new meme? I've been seeing this a lot.
>>5237875>only letting you choose oneWhy would they do this to me?
Haha.
>>5241121FOREVER HE WILL BE MY HERO
>>5246183Depressing to think that these days Bioware would use "who" with no sense of self-awareness.
No probably not greatest
Whomst?
>>5246183Wat game
>>5247351It's from KotOR. It's also not real, unfortunately.
>>5247665kotor isn’t retro
>>5248256Why the fuck are you telling me this, retard?
What's the buzz?Tell me what's a-happening.
>>5121565based reference
What the fuck is going on today?
>>5247351KotOR
>>5081317>>5229520You cant wape the willing.
>>5253254Did you intend for me to read this in Elmer Fudd's voice?
>>4978165>August 14thwtf
>>5253328ghost-bumping autists
>>5253328This is a thread made by one of the tranny mods, they constantly bump it and then delete their posts so it remains bumped.
>>5254758We should just turn this into a /vr/ art thread to eat up the final hundred-something posts.
>>5254770
There. This thread is now six posts closer to death. I'll do more tomorrow. In the meanwhile, join in, gang!
>>5254758If you delete a bumping post, the thread falls back to its last spot
>>5254792Yes, keep believing that. Heh heh heh...
>>5254770>>5254772A noble effort.
>>5254798Isn't it, though?
Yowza.
>>5255663Quoting you just in case you're ghost bumping.
>>5255667It's behavior like that which forced me to delete the post. I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>5255671I am, a little bit.
Hm!
>>5255674>replying to yourself
>>5257104>implying to yourself
Every thyme.
Are you okay?
>>5261375HUH?
Yes, but unfortunately that art is the highest resolution.
Alas.
>>4978165I can't believe this thread is still up.I also can't believe how the time has passed since last August.
>>5267481I dunno, I was waiting for Smash and the midterms so it felt like the time was dragging on and on. Now it's finally January 3rd so I can relax. And yet, I could only sleep for 7 hours. I don't know why I'm awake. Anyway, now I have to wait another 2 months for Piranha Plant probably so that's gonna drag too.
Good ol' Juventus.
>>5267758The new No More Heroes is out in two weeks,
>>5269234Yeah, but I'm not really excited for that because it doesn't look much like a real No More Heroes game. Like, maybe I'll like it, but not at full price.
The willful ignorance it takes to make these posts is astounding.
>>5218845You'd think, but nope ;^)
>>4987279>western "writing"
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCH
>>5273391You got issues, man.
>>5273421And yet, I'm still happier than you.
Happy lucky.
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Smile.
It really is.
>>4992537>they actually lead to different outcomes
>>5276201Really? How the hell are you supposed to know which one to pick then?
>>5276214Savescumming.I think its supposed to be a meta statement about shirous determination. Two of them lead to two different short death scenes.
>>5254779BBBRRAAAAAAAAPPP
Test
The best dialogue is this one, by Jack Ghostbumper:>>5276162>>5277615
>>5278501I hope his test was successful.
Hm, indeed.
Bumping because this thread is older than most 4chan posters
>>5280086Truly.
>>5278523I'm afraid not, as his inner demons have struck again:>>5279761>>5280491Poor soul, may he find peace and salvation.
>>5281102You are foolish.
>>4978187JUSTTAKE A LOOKAT THIS
>>5282815Oh, fuck.
>>5282815based
Look this thread has been alive for over a month now. Don’t you think it’s time to let it die?
>>5284474ghostbumper is keeping it alive just to piss people off
>>5284474people aren't opening enough new threads to bump that faggot's threads off the board.
>>5284474>over a monthWell, you're not wrong.
>>5284474That idiot has been ghostbumping this thread since the first day: >>/vr/thread/4978165#p4979190Certified nutjob.
>>5284637That first one on Sep. 25 is pretty good.
>>5285907based
>>5286684Weird, usually this board is faster than /m/. I wonder if they used a trick or something.
test
>>5286937Looks like its finally autosaging.Goodbye!
>>5287021Goodbye to this thread.Hello to five more, baby!
>>5284637That looks familiar.
>>5287139 They added the deletion restrictions in 2014. You used to be able to delete any thread or post that you had made at any time, as long as you kept the cookie or the password. They started restrictions specifically because of threads like that 2013 Dendy one.