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4978165 No.4978165 [Reply] [Original]

Is this the greatest dialogue choice in video game history?

>> No.4978187

Stop! Don’t open that door!

>> No.4978473

what was the site that listed all the funny video game dialogue? It stopped being updated some time ago I think

>> No.4978549

>no option for "I'LL BE BACK"
wtf

>> No.4979190 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4979256

>>4978187
What was his problem?

>> No.4979782 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4980510 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4981202 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4981212

>>4978473
http://www.zanyvideogamequotes.com/secretofmonkeyisland/index.html

>> No.4981227

>>4978165
It's the most derivative.

>> No.4981302
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4981302

It's been over 20 years but I still remember how this bit fucking slayed me.
Took me a second to see it but when it did it hit hard.

>> No.4981303

Was Monkey Island really big enough back then to warrant dialogue choices?

>> No.4981326

>>4981303
I have no idea what the fuck you're asking.

>> No.4982396 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4982409

I also loved the one in 3 with Voodoo Mama where she asks you if you want to see pictures of the kids that come over to play occasionally and the choices are something like "Hell, NO!!", "No freaking way!", "By the love of god and all that's holy, NOOOOOO!!!", all of them resulting in Guybrush saying "...uh, maybeee later...".

>> No.4982416
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4982416

>> No.4982481

>>4982409
The Curse of Monkey Island was great but I still find it weird how Guybrush looks so badass in 2 with a beard and coat and everything and then in 3 he's just back to full beanpole.

>> No.4982483 [DELETED] 
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4982483

No, this is.

>> No.4982759

>>4982483
What was this supposed to be?

>> No.4984218 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4985084 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4985174
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4985174

>>4978165
no

>> No.4985176

>>4981302
um explain anon to me pls im dum

>> No.4985178

>>4981302
I don't get it. The man clearly has two pipes.

>> No.4985181

>>4985176
>>4985178
It's a pipe dream...?

>> No.4985258

>>4985176
>>4985178
>>4985181
In game when the fisher talks to you he holds his pipe and has a talking head sprite with no pipe. I’m his rested position he has a pipe in mouth and both hands on the rod. He “glitches” at one point and has both his idle head sprite with the pipe in his mouth and his holding pipe hand sprite at the same time, thus two pipes.
It’s a programming meta joke.

>> No.4985261

>>4985176
>>4985178
>>4985258
Yeah. Basically as he talks and gestures he'll take his pipe out of his mouth and hold it. at one point in the conversation, he gestures in a way that normally would result in him not having the pipe in his mouth anymore--yet he still does, as well as holding it.
Guybrush points it out. It's got nothing to do with the conversation.

>> No.4985264

>>4978165
I will never forget the 'keelhaul' joke in MI1.

>> No.4985286

>>4985258
Reminds me of that scene in Mother 3 where the Mr. Saturn makes a dramatic exit and when you get control again, you see that he barely even walked off-screen.

>> No.4986334 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.4986670 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.4987253
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4987253

>>4978165
I don't know but pic related is the greatest piece of dialogue in video game history.

>> No.4987279
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4987279

>> No.4987639

>>4987253
It's also a dialogue choice so you literally could have offered it as an answer for this thread.

>> No.4987714
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4987714

>>4978165
No, but the award still goes to Monkey Island.

>> No.4987970
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4987970

>>4987714

>> No.4989118

>>4987714
>>4987970
Thought that filter was so cool when I first started emulating. Eventually I realized how awful it looks, smooths things out way too much so you don't notice all the neat details. You come to realize a bit of pixelation is perfectly acceptable.

>> No.4989123

I should go.

>> No.4990408 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4990436
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4990436

>>4987970

Might be the Mac version, I heard it used Scale2x. Been years since I played it on there, though.

>> No.4990438

>>4990436
Man, what a weird inventory.

>> No.4990445

>>4990436
It's very obviously HQ3x. Still amazing to believe one of the most prolific filters (Scale 2x) was invented by LucasArts themselves decades ago for the sole purpose of making Mac ports look prettier.

>> No.4990449 [DELETED] 

>>4990436
Oh and by the way, your pic looks like 2xSAI.

>> No.4990542 [DELETED] 

>>4990449
Hm...

>> No.4990646

>>4990542
Quoting dead posts is bad form, but yeah, what you posted isn't Scale 2x but rather simply HQ2x.

>> No.4990706

>>4981302
Is it the fact that the fishing rod is propped up by itself?

>> No.4991447

>>4990706
Huh.

>> No.4991492

>>4987639
the other choices were shit so its not the greatest dialogue choice

>> No.4991501

>>4991492
Uh, it is the greatest choice out of all of them so yes it is the greatest choice. Maybe if the question was "Is this the greatest selection of dialogue choices" then it would be something else.

>> No.4991514

>>4987279
I love the bit where you go behind the wall and your actions are still narrated.

>> No.4991580

Can we all just agree that Monkey Island is one of the greatest video games of all time?

>> No.4991618

>>4978165

Well that hardly seems like a choice at all.

>> No.4992537
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4992537

>> No.4993573 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4994145

>>4992537
Go away.

>> No.4994617

>>4994145
?

>> No.4995528 [DELETED] 

?

>> No.4995529
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4995529

>> No.4995640

>>4981302
was I the only one hit by the graphics suddenly changing to more detailed sprites?

>> No.4996472

>>4995640
Hit?

>> No.4997407 [DELETED] 

Hmm...

>> No.4997617 [DELETED] 

What?

>> No.4997630

>>4995640
It was odd to do it for the fisherman, but monkey island and loom both had talking heads and more detailed back drops for several dialogs

>> No.4997659

>>4997630
Is Loom worth playing? I have to say that guy in Monkey Island really made me interested.

>> No.4997679
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4997679

>>4981302

>> No.4998363 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4998368

>>4997659
It’s worth it for a lazy afternoon, just play on lowest difficulty

>> No.4999738 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.4999761

>>4997659
Its very much worth it.
Keep in mind that the PC CD-Rom version has voice acting but because of that, the dialog has been trimmed, music only plays at certain times and a lot of the world building was cut. The FM-Towns version is the best I believe, but its a trade-off with the graphics not being as good as the PC CD-Rom version.

>> No.4999774

>>4981303
Monkey Island always had dialogue choices, just like nearly every other Lucasarts adventure game at the time. What are you even talking about?

>> No.4999795

>>4999774
He's joking.

>> No.4999819

>>4999795
It's a fucking weird-ass joke then, like how CinemaSins just says stupid incorrect shit in a completely serious tone of voice and only when people call them out on it do they say "W-we're just joking guys." Smug fucking pricks.

>> No.4999831

>>4999819
You got memed. Just accept it and move on.

>> No.4999840

>>4999819
He was referencing something that was a meme for a day and a half. Nothing to get worked up over.

>Was Michael Jackson really big enough back then to warrant having his own game?

>> No.4999841

>>4999831
>>4999840
No. I will NOT accept this shitty troll culture where people put zero effort into their work and smugly feel that they accomplished something "because I got you mad (stupid emoticon here)".

>> No.4999843

>>4999841
You don't even know what he was feeling. This is all in your head. For all you actually know, he was just poking fun at the retarded meme itself. Calm down.

>> No.4999875

>>4999841

>> No.5000854 [DELETED] 

>>4999843
>>4999875
Hm...

>> No.5001117

Casting a vote for, "what do you think my painting could use?"

> a little red
> a little Talent

>> No.5001932 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5001935

>>4978165
not retro but EYE:DC
>[kill them all]
>[kill them all]
>[kill them all]

>> No.5001936

>>5001935
Wait, that has dialogue choices? I thought it was an FPS or something.

>> No.5001947

>>5001936
it's a fully fledged RPG player progression wise (linear progression schlub in medieval armor => cybernetic god)

dialogue choices are just there for the memes

>> No.5001972
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5001972

>>5001936
>>5001947
It has some good meme potential.

>> No.5001980

>>5001947
>>5001972
Wow, maybe I should play this. My friend has it in his Steam library and I don't think he played it a single time before he died so I'm not sure why he even owned it but we have Family Sharing on our accounts so I guess I should borrow it.

>> No.5001996

>>5001980
Just bear in mind that it's an unusual game. The translation is mostly okay if a bit quaint (the original text is bonkers as well) except for some rare spots like the pic I posted.
It's grind heavy and multiple playthroughs are needed for the true ending. But it is fun.
>get a submachinegun
>shoot
>it shoots very fast
>secondary fire mode
>it shoots extremely fast

Alright, I'll shut my moron face up now.

>> No.5002001

>>5001980
>>5001996
best enjoyed in 4+ co-op
or after investing 50 hours grinding research and brouzouf for that top tier cybertech

>> No.5002007

>>5001980
it's a classic.

>> No.5002346

>>4990436
Looks like the SegaCD version.

>> No.5003447 [DELETED] 

>>5002346
Hm...

>> No.5003491

>>5002346
It's not. It's either the Mac or DOS CD version. Since that filtering is not native to either we may never know.

>> No.5004164 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5005034

WHAT?!

>> No.5005653

>>4978165
I have never played any adventure games because I find them too hard. It's hard to focus on reading lot of text and then the puzzles are so cruel and abstract I can't figure anything out. I understand if I need to unlock a door with key and key is hidden under a rug for example but anything more complex is out of my reach. I prefer to play shooters instead. I don't know why I posted this btw.

>> No.5005791

>>5005653
>It's hard to focus on reading lot of text
Unless you are an ESL or have literal brain damage, how?

>> No.5006046 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5006075
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5006075

>>5002001
>or after investing 50 hours grinding research and brouzouf for that top tier cybertech
Or just get a grinding map. The cycles of guilt won't wait for your slow ass legs.

>> No.5006662

>>5001972
I remember trying to play this game and it was so godawfully confusing from the very beginning i loved it

>> No.5006690

>>5005791
me like shoot gun gun go boom
words hurt head

>> No.5006698

>>5006690
I just get a headache when I try to read.

>> No.5006720

>>5006698
4chan must be a nightmare for you

>> No.5006986

>>5006720
Not really, this site is full of idiots who use short and easy words, probably because they're all posting from their phones because this stupid fucking site has become a normie stronghold where all the bible thumpers think they're welcome.

>> No.5007036

>>4987279
that's me

>> No.5007718 [DELETED] 

>>5006986
Can you fuck off back to plebbit?

>> No.5007742

>>5007718
No retard, I'm here to stay. Eat shit.

>> No.5008175

Very nice.

>> No.5009952 [DELETED] 

Hm....

>> No.5009971

>>5006986
>reee so stupid all so stupid i can't read a book i'm my brain hurts

literally subhuman and hypocritical

>> No.5009981

>>5009971
What the actual fuck are you on about?

>> No.5010268

But where are all the monkeys?

>> No.5010279

>>5010268
There's a three-headed one right behind you.

>> No.5010478

>>4981303
Is this a new meme now?

>> No.5010504

>>5010478
It was a week ago.

>> No.5011317 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5012640 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5014000 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5014672 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5015785 [DELETED] 

Yyyep.

>> No.5016776 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5017978 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5018591 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5019071

Regarding classic point and click games, and given there's a fuckton of them, which ones would you recommend that are comedy gold but don't overuse references to other media?

>> No.5020195

>>5019071
I wouldn't say Monkey Island "overuses" references.

>> No.5020842 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5020857
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5020857

>>4978165
No, this is.

>> No.5022410

Waffles, innit?

>> No.5022427

>>5020857
So....why was she?!

>> No.5022432

>>5022427
Th-that's a she?

>> No.5022891 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5024365 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5024843 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5025070 [DELETED] 

>>5019071
Grim Fandango is pretty hilarious at times.

>> No.5025248

>>4985174

Wasn't that the game where you can kill kids?

>> No.5026050

>>5025248
There's a lot of fucked up shit about that game.

>> No.5026789 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5027548

>>4991501
whats the point of calling it a choice if its mandatory to pick?

>> No.5028047

>>5027548
All choices are mandatory, you CHOOSE any one of them so that's why they're called CHOICES. I suppose you could also CHOOSE to close the game.

>> No.5028516 [DELETED] 

Hippo.

>> No.5029918 [DELETED] 

Bep.

>> No.5030582 [DELETED] 

Bop.

>> No.5032019 [DELETED] 

Muh?

>> No.5032561 [DELETED] 

>>5028047

Look.

>> No.5033273 [DELETED] 

Right.

>> No.5033431

>>5026050
I think I remember dialogue of the mother wanting to fuck the son

>> No.5033831

>>5033431
Yikes.

>> No.5034225 [DELETED] 

Yeeks.

>> No.5034889 [DELETED] 

Yum.

>> No.5035684 [DELETED] 

Oh, yeeks.

>> No.5037093 [DELETED] 

THUNDER

>> No.5038194 [DELETED] 

Ouch.

>> No.5039335 [DELETED] 

Whoa.

>> No.5040374 [DELETED] 

>>5033831
METEORS DID IT! That'll be $20.

>> No.5041219 [DELETED] 

>>5033831
Yeah, it's pretty scary.

>> No.5042208 [DELETED] 

>>5033831
Yeah...

>> No.5043035 [DELETED] 

>>5033831
Yep.

>> No.5043782

>>4985174
you're a big guy :^)

>> No.5043854

>>4999841
With this attitude, /vr/ will survive meme inflation. Thank you

>> No.5043857

>>5005653
Cool blog post faggot

>> No.5043870

>>5043854
I don't know what meme inflation means but I do find that the smaller boards on this site have less meme-spamming retards because they all generally stay on /tv/ and /v/.

>> No.5045197 [DELETED] 

>>5043870
What?

>> No.5045760 [DELETED] 

What?

>> No.5046238

>>4990436
Grew up playing the CD version of Monkey Island (went from C64 to 486 era in one jump, Monkey Island was my first ever game on CD). That inventory fucking takes me back, do the newer releases us it or the older text based inventory?

>> No.5047363 [DELETED] 

>>5046238
Shh.

>> No.5047401

>>5043870
They do and they don’t. What it is, is that the retards can feed on a single thread a lot longer than faster boards. There is a lot of meme posting and baiting here but they just stay in threads that were prime for it like that one collection thread with the house fire, they don’t shit this thread becuase that old one is still going strong for days after it’s creation. On /v/ it would be dead an hour or two after creation but those shitposters still want (You)s so they drift to other threads.

>> No.5047743

>>5047401
Interesting...

>> No.5048008
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5048008

>>4978165
Dunno. Loved these choices

>> No.5048010

I do not condone violence against women.

>> No.5048457

>>5020857
Why was he in such a hurry?

>> No.5048772

>>5048457
Time spent talking is time not spent eating.

>> No.5050087 [DELETED] 

Perhaps.

>> No.5051090 [DELETED] 

Mmm, food.

>> No.5052186 [DELETED] 

Mmm.

>> No.5053398 [DELETED] 

Mm.

>> No.5054196 [DELETED] 

Kuma.

>> No.5054590 [DELETED] 

Describe it.

>> No.5054618 [DELETED] 

>>5006986
You're so counterculture and smart man

>> No.5054620

>>5054618
Thank you.

>> No.5054637

>>4978165
Holy shit, is this real? I don't remember that one, though played a lot of the game back in the days.

>> No.5055352

>>5054637
Yep.

>> No.5056310 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5057181 [DELETED] 

Yeah.

>> No.5057374 [DELETED] 

>>5033831
Don't use such leftist words here on a politically neutral website.

>> No.5057382 [DELETED] 

>>5057374
Obsessed

>> No.5057407

>>5025248
iirc the actor playing the part of the main character got convicted for child pornography

>> No.5057417 [DELETED] 

>>5057374
>not using yikes sarcastically to mock the feminine spearheaded patterns of libtards

>> No.5057424 [DELETED] 

>>5057374
>not using yikes sarcastically to mock the feminine speech patterns of libtards

>> No.5057461 [DELETED] 

>>5057417
>>5057424
>having to make this post twice because you fucked it up with your phoneposting
Yikes

>> No.5057464 [DELETED] 

just joinin this thread to say that if you say Yikes you don't deserve the right to live. Goodbye

>> No.5057475

>>5057464
Yikes.

>> No.5058321 [DELETED] 

Yep.

>> No.5058380

>>4990436
Where do you get a Samurai sword

>> No.5059830

Hm.

>> No.5060437 [DELETED] 

Huh?

>> No.5061828 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5061919

>>4997679
Underrated

>> No.5062523 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5062770

>>5061919
Oh long johnson

>> No.5063596

OH DON PIANO

>> No.5064778 [DELETED] 

Mario needed no further instruction, he found another Super Mushroom in hiding and used on himself causing him to grow, but mainly his cock lengthened and thickened, giving him the proper tool to
conquer his nemesis. "Letsa GO!" Mario yelped in trademark fashion as he made a beeline for the Koopa Queen mountainous behind. He slammed his mega cock in Bowserette's cunt and began jackhammering in reckless
abandon. The sound of skin slapping and parties moaning could be heard throughout the kingdom. Mario gripped the sides of Bowserette's thighs tightly and pushed farther, bottoming out into the Koopa's cunt.
Bowserette cried out in orgasm and clamped down on Mario's Mega Mushroom. With that Mario had reached his limit and with a groan, he deposited a mighty hot load into Bowserette's pussy, leaving a visible stomach
bulge.

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5064828

>>4978165
star control 2 has the best dialoge options after vtmb.

>> No.5065753 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5066753 [DELETED] 

Bowsette

>> No.5066761

>>4978165
>C: Try to stick it in

>> No.5066764

>>5066761
To Bowsette.

>> No.5067449 [DELETED] 

Perhaps.

>> No.5068612

>>4992537
Was about to post this.

>> No.5068784

>>5068612
I'm happy to hear that.

>> No.5068802

Must have been written by one of the devs who went on to start Telltale.

>> No.5068874

>>5068802
Ha!

I get it.

>> No.5069773 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5070681 [DELETED] 

THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!

>> No.5071678 [DELETED] 

THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!

>> No.5072575 [DELETED] 

Indeed.

>> No.5073605 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5074231 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5074582

WE FUCKING WON.

>> No.5074636

>>4987279
>Actions:
>spill spaghetti out of pocket
>try to contain your spaghetti discharge
>do 180 and run as fast as your legs can handle

>> No.5075527 [DELETED] 

Mm.

>> No.5076502 [DELETED] 

?

>> No.5077723 [DELETED] 

LONELY WAY

>> No.5077898

Well that was nice not having to keep track of this for a day.

>> No.5078840 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5078881 [DELETED] 
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5078881

>>4978165
No

>> No.5079296

Was this thread acting weird for anyone else for a minute?

>> No.5080150 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5081219 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5081314

>>5078881
You know what to do
>zip

>> No.5081317
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5081317

>>5081314

>> No.5081320

>>5081317
SHIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.5082185

>>5081320
Wankers that they are.

>> No.5082494
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5082494

>>4981302
I always thought it was an inside joke for pic related. Even the hat and clothes fit

>> No.5082894

>>5082494
Nah, Monkey Island predates that.

>> No.5083591 [DELETED] 

Golf

>> No.5084860 [DELETED] 

Golf

>> No.5085017

>>5082894
It's from 1942.

>> No.5085036

>>5085017
And 1942 came out in 1984, checkmate.

>> No.5085620 [DELETED] 

WHY DO YOU KEEP TYPING SO MUCH WHEN YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO TYPE LESS AND AUTOMATICALLY WIN

>> No.5086209 [DELETED] 

AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MORON MOUNTAIN

>> No.5087489 [DELETED] 

>>5085036
SHIT!

>> No.5088061 [DELETED] 

Most impressive.

>> No.5088269

>>5082494
>Even the hat and clothes fit
What the fuck are you talking about? Those hats are different, those shirts are different, the only thing that is common are the colours.

>> No.5089595 [DELETED] 
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>>4978165
This one obviously

>> No.5090389

>>5088269
*hits bong* I dunno, man... TWO wieners... hahaha...

>> No.5091130

Heh.

>> No.5091286

>>4985174
What game is this?

>> No.5091373

>>5091286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvester_(video_game)

Pretty sure.

>> No.5092424 [DELETED] 

Gundam

>> No.5093690 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5094364

Tunnel Snakes rule.

>> No.5094923 [DELETED] 

Yeah.

>> No.5095603 [DELETED] 
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>>5089595

>> No.5095613

>>4978165

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

>tfw just discovered that Ron Gilbert made a new LucasArts-style point and click available on all platforms
>downloaded it and I'm enjoying the shit out of it

>> No.5095615

>>5019071

Monkey Island, Sam & Max Hit The Road

>> No.5096450 [DELETED] 

Yup.

>> No.5097350

BUCKLE UP

THE BACKWARDS BUS

>> No.5098153 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5098285

>>5043857
To be honest, arbitrary solutions to puzzles can be frustrating and I played a lot of adventure games back in the day. I

>> No.5099289

>>5098285
>I
What did he mean by this?

>> No.5100028 [DELETED] 

?

>> No.5100776 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5101773 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5102429 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5103238 [DELETED] 

LOVE AND MARRIAGE

>> No.5104401 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5104481

>>4981302
Now where could my pipe be?

>> No.5104493

>>4981212
I'm so glad I found toastyfrog all those years ago.

>> No.5105215

>>4979256
What was HIS problem?

>> No.5105623

>>5105215
What WAS his problem?

>> No.5106629

>>5105623
WHAT was his problem?

>> No.5106708

>>5082494
Yes, Monkey Island references an image that would become a meme 20 years later. Fucking retard.

>> No.5107902 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5107904

>>5085017
He means the meme/gag of it. There is nothing funny about the ad by itself

>> No.5109005 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5109079

>>5022427
She killed Jon Icarus’s lover so he cursed her with that form and enchanted the spiders to feed her to keep her alive.

>> No.5109329

>>5109079
Jon Icarus? Who comes up with this crap?

>> No.5109982 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5110986

WAH!

>> No.5111439

>>4999841
Seeing someone get this upset over getting meme'd in this day and age makes me feel young again, much more so than hanging on a retro gaming board

>> No.5111597

>>5111439
Why would hanging on a retro gaming board make you feel young again? You sure are an idiot.

>> No.5111604

>>5111597
take your meds anon, some people still feel joy. you decision to attack such an innocent comment is revealing.

>> No.5111608

>>5111604
>y-you mad bro? haha
Yikes.

>> No.5111614
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5111614

>>4978165
close

>> No.5111676

I bought the special edition bundle and hory shet the hd graphics are ugly. They don't look pleasant by their own merits and together with the choppy sprite movement of the old engine it just looks like shit. It would be sweet to play with voice acting + old graphics, but that's not an option in the menu. There is a mod for that, but it seems little shady to me.

>> No.5111839

>>5111676
You're on /vr/ and yet you're scared of shady mods?

Wait, I suppose this board is full of people who would rather pay hundreds of dollars for an old copy of a game with the intention of playing it rather than keeping it in mint condition, when they could literally just emulate it if that's their goal, so maybe that's not too unlikely.

>> No.5111868

>>5111839
The classic boxed version never had voice acting. I just can't understand why the people behind this remaster didn't think people would like to have best of both worlds. I believe Monkey Islan 2 hd has that option straight from the menu, no mods required.

>> No.5112608 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5113805

>>5111597
>why would bathing in nostalgia make you feel young again?
Go away

>> No.5113813

>>5113805
No, YOU go way.

>> No.5113842

How is this thread still alive?

>> No.5113901

>>5113842
What can I say, people really like talking about great dialogue choices in video games.

>> No.5113908

>>5113842
Ghost bumping

>> No.5114164

>>5111676
I'm playing that version of MI2 right now. So far, I've only encountered one glitch where the music didn't stop when I moved to a new area, but I could fix it easily by muting the game for a moment. I've played it for quite a while, feels great to play the original game on DOS with voice acting and MT32 music. I'd say just go for it.

>> No.5114212

>>5114164
Guybrush has a good voice actor. I wish he was in more stuff.

>> No.5114683

Jonah

>> No.5114757
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>> No.5114875

>tfw beaten the first Monkey Island
What a god tier game. I'm starting with the sequel today, it's going to be great.

>> No.5115152
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>>5114875
The second one is even better! Don't bother with Curse though, it's shit that only people blinded with nostalgia would recommend. Guybrush is shallow, the plot is meh, leChuck is a meme, the game itself has something missing: the distinct style, choices, discussions and overall flow, maybe.

>> No.5115283

>>5115152
Fuck you, dude, Curse is great and I'm not speaking from nostalgia because I played them all for the first time just a few years ago. It's Escape that nobody likes, are you sure you didn't confuse it with that?

The only part of Curse that sucks and I feel obligated to mention it to everyone so they're not blindsided by it like I was is that it literally does not have an ending. From what I understand they must have run out of time or something, you just beat LeChuck and boom, you basically get a "You win!" screen and that's it, like an old NES game or something.

>> No.5115404

>>5115283
I didn't confuse nothing, you fag. Curse is just as bad as Escape. Monkey Island died with two and with Ron Gilbert.

>> No.5115419

>>5115404
Then shut up you fucking moron, you know nothing.

>> No.5115424

>>5115419
I played this game when you were inside the balls of your father you absolute retard. Shut up cunt.

>> No.5116437

>>5115424
I highly doubt that you fucking troglodyte. You absolute dipshit.

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Lol i am screencapping you faggots.
Lucasarts quests are shit anyway.

>> No.5116852

>>4990436
>rubber chicken
All of my hate.

>> No.5117438

>>5116753
This is like how people screencap their bans as if a ban with a canned message is in any way worth showing off. People pick the most inconsequential shit to screencap these days.

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>>5117438
>canned message

>> No.5118474

>>5117702
Yeah, nice 2007 screencap, retard. Obviously not what I'm referring to.

And by the way whoever originally got that ban is probably not laughing about it now because that's the kind of shit that gets the FBI sent after you.

>> No.5119487

>>5118474
>be phone poster
>occasionally get ip someone else got banned
>ban message is always a copy paste of one of the rules and nothing else
Apparently there are people with my provider cheerfully posting cp from their government tracking devices who haven't been gotten busted in years so I'm not so sure about that latter point.

>> No.5119526

>>4978165
Yes.

>> No.5119852

>>5119487
Except, 4chan mods do send the information of someone who does something illegal to the FBI so it is very likely that they know exactly what those people are doing.

>> No.5120874 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5121565

>>4985178
>>4985258
>>4985261
I thought it was a reference to the Garfield comic

>> No.5121959

>>5121565
Why the fuck would you think that?

>> No.5121983

>>5119487
Just appeal it you spastic

>> No.5122037

>>5121983
Appeals are slow and inefficient, he should probably go directly to IRC for something like that.

>> No.5123125 [DELETED] 

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

>> No.5123580

>>5115404
>muh Gilbert
You can see just how so-so it would be under Gilbert by playing Thimbleweed Park.
Curse and even Escape are both better than it. (and most games Gilbert's worked on since Humongous and Cavedog)

>> No.5123639

>>5121983
No point, I could submit one but I'd never see the result. My phone's IP gets changed every time I lose signal or leave the connection idle more than a few minutes.

>> No.5124062

>>5033431
That's hot.

>> No.5124142

>>5123639
If everyone appeals bans like that, neither they nor anyone else will end up getting impended by that particular IP ban again.

I assume they mostly go through, I doubt the mods go "man, that pedo we banned for cp in 2012 is trying to trick us into unbanning him so he can make his first post on 4chan in 6 years, but we're not falling for it".

>> No.5124145

>>5124062
No, not really.

>> No.5124152

>>5123580
opinions aren't facts

>> No.5124168

>>5124152
Yours aren't, his are.

>> No.5124173

>>5124168
Your opinion doesn't matter too buddy, so is the internet i'm sorry but rules are rules

>> No.5124213

>>5124142
I'm pretty sure they already know it's a dynamic/phone block of IPs because the bans are always 1 or 3 days even for the most egregious-sounding shit.

>> No.5124581

>>5124213
I never understood why they don't give out rangebans to ban evaders more often. They seem to be content to give them tiny bans no matter what. And you know, it forces people to buy passes if they want to get through. It's win-win.

Failing that, you know what I don't see enough of? Threadbans. So many stupid rulebreaking threads get hundreds of posts in under an hour because this site is fucking full of idiots who straight up come to the video game board to argue about politics, for example. Giving even a short ban to every single person who posted in the thread would be a good way to scare them off posting in them, because they know they're risking a ban if they do.

>> No.5125158

That makes sense.

>> No.5125173

>>4978187
Haista paska!

>> No.5125517

>>5115152
I'm the anon you replied to, finally got down to playing the game, and I've finished part 1. I have to say that the writing, at least for now, is inferior to the first Monkey Island. There's also way more obscure and bullshit puzzles like having to use the "pick up" command on a sign and get a shovel (which looked like it was drawn on the sing), or picking up that NPCs monocle when he put it on the desk, and somehow figuring out it's an adequate replacement for a necklace (I already used the walkthrough three times, and for the first Monkey Island I've used the walkthrough three times in total). The story is pretty interesting, though. I hope the game gets better.

>> No.5126103

>>5125517
My big disappointment with MI2 is that they put "Nice (thing)" on a lot of the things you examine because they clearly didn't feel like writing lines for any of them. Granted it becomes more entertaining when you have voice acting. There's some particularly irritating puzzles in chapter 2 you have to look forward to, as well. Frankly I think when a point and click requires you to find some tiny little thing that is easily mistaken for a background object, it has failed at design.

>> No.5127486

So this is Smash.

>> No.5127925

>>5126103
The third game has voice acting, right? I've been planning on playing that one too, but not immediately after I finished the second game.

>> No.5127942

>>4979256
>>5105215
>>5105623
>>5106629
XD UPBOATED

>> No.5128010

>>5121983
>appeal phone ip ban
Okay, now you're permanently banned for being a dynamic ip

>> No.5128515

>>5127925
Yep. I remember being surprised at just how good the voice acting was for a game from that long ago, too. Honestly I don't think you would even have a problem if you played it right after 2 because that's what I did and I was very impressed, but whatever floats your boat.

>> No.5129573

>>5127942
Calm down.

>> No.5131108 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5131937

It's such a good game.

>> No.5132928 [DELETED] 

Mm.

>> No.5132949

>>5058380
It's a sabre, and you buy it from the general store after you rob his safe.

>> No.5132960

>>5001980
Be forewarned, it's confusing and weird and takes some effort to get into, but it's rewarding and broken as shit when you master it.

Also, it has multiplayer co-op for like, what, 16 players?

Anyways, it's crazy, and a diamond in the extreme rough. Just remember to upgrade your legs.

>> No.5132994

Jesus Christ, slide this fucking thread to Nirvana already.

>> No.5133921 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5134214 [DELETED] 

>>5132994
Wubba dubba dub is that true?

>> No.5135105 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5136120 [DELETED] 

Ummm.

>> No.5136281

>>4990436
Why is there a blue fleshlight in his inventory?

>> No.5137046

>>5136281
Because that's actually Mentos™, The Freshmaker. Buy a pack today!

>> No.5137760 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5138791 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5139386

>>5119487
I get this too occasionally

Surreal to think someone on the same isp seems to think nothing of doing deranged shit that could easily land them jail time

>> No.5139873

>>5139386
This site is full of people who are fucked up in the head.

>> No.5141046 [DELETED] 

Full of 'em.

>> No.5141781

YEET

>> No.5142201

>>5117702
google is no help with this one

>> No.5142875

>>5142201
Did you really put "dead little girl getting fucked by maggots" into google because you know google keeps track of your search history and that's not going to end well for you. You ever noticed how all these mass shooters they're immediately able to find out what they googled?

>> No.5143385

>>5142201

Moth er less, TOR, etc.

>> No.5143943

After you, sir.

>> No.5145117 [DELETED] 

Sir?

>> No.5145768 [DELETED] 

Yeah...

>> No.5146445 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5146762

>>4978165
>you fight like a cow

>> No.5147285 [DELETED] 

zj,

>> No.5148317 [DELETED] 

Mm.

>> No.5149121 [DELETED] 

Mm.

>> No.5150173 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5150943 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5151953 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5151958

>>5150173
>>5150943
>>5151953
Why?

>> No.5152698

>>5151958
Because.

>> No.5153002 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5153206

>>5109329
It's Joneleth Irenicus.

>> No.5153864

>>5153206
That is actually worse.

>> No.5154493 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5155797 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5156198

>>5142201
It's not even real, but from some movie.

>> No.5156213

>>5156198
Meanwhile the guy who keeps posting grinder.webm on /tv/ gets away with it with no punishment because times have changed and the staff just does not care anymore.

>> No.5156216

>>4978165
Test

>> No.5156729 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5157670 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5159410 [DELETED] 

>>5156216
FUCK ROCKSTAR

>> No.5159623

>>4987970
HE

>> No.5159627

This thread was started and august and could very well survive until NEXT august at this rate.

>> No.5160130

>>5159627
I really hope I've found something better to do by then.

>> No.5160187

>>5160130
Buy Chainlink. Play vidya forever neet.
Thank me later

>> No.5161541 [DELETED] 

huh.

>> No.5161927 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5163168

>>5160187
Ha ha, as if I have money.

>> No.5163689 [DELETED] 

Ha ha.

>> No.5164857

I LIVE IN somewhere far away from you
MY OCCUPATION IS being an unnecessary existence
I AM a nobody.

>> No.5165227 [DELETED] 

Look, having nuclear.

>> No.5166324 [DELETED] 

Omteresting.

>> No.5166928 [DELETED] 

Bane?

>> No.5167290 [DELETED] 

WHOA!

>> No.5167675 [DELETED] 

>>5089595
It's amazing how many people fell for this (myself included), also the lamp post from the first one (myself included).

>> No.5168306
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5168306

>>5164857
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

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>this thread is now 3 fucking months old

>> No.5168557

>>4978187
But Chris is-

>> No.5168575

>>5168307
still not retro

>> No.5168801 [DELETED] 

Hm

>> No.5169035
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wew

>> No.5169256

>>5169035
What's this?

>> No.5169758

>>5169256
Breath of Fire IV kino

>> No.5170803

>>5169758
I had a weird feeling it was Breath of Fire even though I haven't played one of those games. Just had that look.

Is that supposed to be a snake girl? Because that would be cool, I don't remember many of those in the early 2000s.

>> No.5172110 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5172693 [DELETED] 

Buh.

>> No.5173094

What a large fellow.

>> No.5174179 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5174487
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5174487

>>4978165

>> No.5174681

>>5174487
Why are 13 and 14 truth and lie when they both effectively say the same thing?

>> No.5175238
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5175238

>>5174681
14 claims the MC is forever changed specifically because of her beauty.

>> No.5175932 [DELETED] 

DUCK TALES
WOO OO

>> No.5176541

>>5175238
What's her deal?

>> No.5176548

>>5174681
For the same reason a phrase like "I love you" can be true or a lie.

>>5175238
No.

>> No.5176551

>>5174681
The intention of your words too. There's a couple times where you can say the exact same thing truth or lie and it checks your charisma vs theirs or something

>> No.5176553

>>5125173
Niin sitä pitää.

>> No.5177280

>>5176553
Ii waana tako.

>> No.5178107 [DELETED] 

Fug

>> No.5178124

>>5176551
Usually its your charisma vs their wisdom when you try to lie. Ravel, however, always knows when you're lying. Interestingly, she often doesn't care. She likes to hear you compliment her, even if she knows you're lying.

>> No.5178134

>>5178124
I'd imagine someone who looks like that will take any compliment they can get.

>> No.5178817

G

>> No.5179984 [DELETED] 

Okay.

>> No.5180875 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5181037

>>4978187
You, the master of unlocking

>> No.5181152
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5181152

Slightly out of /vr/ territory, though.

>> No.5181960

>>5181152
This one is so strange.

>> No.5181968

>>5170803
It's honestly one of the most horrific things you'll ever see in a video game. That whole dungeon is this castle with gross, pulsating flesh growing all around it. And once you reach the end you find out that the source is that girl there, whose been transformed into a horrible Akira monster.

>> No.5181985

>>5181968
Well that is definitely quite an unfortunate thing for it to be instead of a cute snek.

>> No.5182081
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5182081

>> No.5182910 [DELETED] 

Hm

>> No.5183667

Americans.

>> No.5184503 [DELETED] 

FUCK YEAH

>> No.5185165

Bullshot

>> No.5186176 [DELETED] 

C

>> No.5186183

This thread is like /s4s/: /vr/ Edition.

>> No.5186268

>>5178134
No, she actually thinks the attempt to deceive her is part of your charm. Your lying is "sweet".

>> No.5187398 [DELETED] 

Crap.

>> No.5187453

>>5186183
At first I thought this was a point & click adventure games thread.

>> No.5187457

>>5187453
Well there's two hundred posts left for it to become that.

>> No.5187921

>>5187453
Well those Monkey Island games have been on my backlog for a while (10 years), so if I ever get around to them, I'll make sure to post my thoughts.

>> No.5188267

>>5187921
>10 years
That's about how much longer this thread will last.

>> No.5189546

Wahoo! - Klonoa

>> No.5189663

>>4978165
>107 day old thread still up
impressive

>> No.5190763 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5191591 [DELETED] 

>>5189663
Indeed.

>> No.5191621

>>4987253
underrated
>>5064828
star control 2 does have the best dialogue options, but that really is clearly not a good example of them

>> No.5191623

>>5019071
sam&max HTR

>> No.5191625

>>4978165
Planescape Torment.
Sorry OP

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5191664

>> No.5191730

>>5191664
What exactly makes this the greatest choice in history?

>> No.5192584 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5193431
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5193431

>>5189663
I went to /cm/ looking for Astolfo pictures yesterday and the thread there is over five months old. What's so impressive about 107 days?

And before you ask, yes, I will share my haul.

>> No.5193820 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5193843

>>5193820
Huh?

>> No.5193849

>>5139386
the fact is that the secret disgraceful shit you think that you and only you do and is your deepest darkest secret isn't really that uncommon or a big deal

>> No.5193853

>>5001972
what game

>> No.5193860

>>5193849
You realize the deranged shit in this context is literally pedophilia, you fucking retard. I'd say that is both uncommon and a big fucking deal. Follow the conversation next time.

>> No.5194983 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5195896 [DELETED] 

Hm..

>> No.5196748

>>5115404
Curse is great you're just mad

>> No.5196797

>>5196748
Finally, someone with good taste.

>> No.5197621 [DELETED] 

zj.

>> No.5197915 [DELETED] 

Hmm

>> No.5198617

>>5197915
Did you think this was going to trick me or something? I have 4chanX.

>> No.5199837

Ponderous...

>> No.5200703 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5201750 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5202464 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5203470 [DELETED] 

Hnm.

>> No.5204365 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5205172 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5205863

>>5191730
It's short, to the point and puts just the right amount of emphasis on comforting misha which every living soul has to inevitably go through...

some place, some time

>> No.5205931

>>4982416
you're now imagining yaridovich sucking off smithy as he bangs out a bunch of those spear enemies with his hammer

>> No.5206017

Mods, fucking nuke this thread already

>> No.5206482 [DELETED] 

>>5206017
Lol

>> No.5207461

>>5205931
Is there really a character named Yaridovich?

>> No.5209275 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5210153

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>> No.5211435 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5212152

Monke 2 is the best but 3 is also fantastic

>> No.5212982
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5212982

The greatest game is the one which gives you no choice.

>> No.5212985

This thread brought to you by the same ghostbumping autist who made the Hydlide thread

>>/vr/thread/S4978165#p4978165

>> No.5212989

>>5212985
Only took you four months to notice.

>> No.5214226

>>5212985
>ghostbumping
what do you mean? he bumps the thread everytime it's in page 10?
sorry, never heard of this term

>> No.5214237 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5214239

>>5214226
Note all the deleted posts in the archive.
Basically you respond to a thread without using sage and then delete your post as quickly as possible.

>> No.5215423 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5217030 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5217334
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5217334

>> No.5217890 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5218832 [DELETED] 

Hm...

>> No.5218842

>>5181152
Well, which is it?

>> No.5218845

>>5181152
Probably mistranslated "are you from another land?" or something similar

>> No.5218854
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>>4992537
Couldn't find an older example in SMT

>> No.5218857

>>5218845
If you look at his responses you'll realize it was not mistranslated. It's a little programmer joke about the protagonist only being able to say YES or NO.

Granted the options are more detailed these days so this has probably become obscured.

>> No.5219837

Just so everyone knows, they're giving out Full Throttle Remastered for free on GOG.

>> No.5221151 [DELETED] 

Hm..

>> No.5221403

I remember Albert Odyssey having an option to say something like “Dang. I didn’t know you and that guy did the horizontal.” To this one girl that was the Protagonist’s NPC ally. She would slap you after you say it too. Anyone know what I’m talking about.

>> No.5222036

>>5219837
Also, Lego The Hobbit is free on HB and Subnautica is free on the Epic Games Launcher.

>> No.5222069
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5222069

Christ, this thread is still alive?

Welp, I guess I may as well revel in it's longevity.

>> No.5222094

>>5222069
It's not about ecelebs or politics so I guess it's slipped under the radar.

>> No.5222153

>>5222094
I always figured /vr/ was a bit better than that. I guess this thread *sort of* proves that right?

>> No.5222165

>>5207461
Yeah, he's a major boss. Why is that so strange?

>> No.5222215

>>5222165
It's just a weird sounding name for a Mario character.

>> No.5222225

>>5222153
Well, it's less about /vr/ being "better than that" and more that the janitor will delete a politics or eceleb thread before it lasts for four months.

>> No.5223308 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5224323 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5225334 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5226307 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5227037 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5227062

>>5081317
you're not fooling anyone rance sama

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5227579

>>4982416
Mario was so progressive!

>> No.5228253 [DELETED] 

>>5227579
Back to your containment board >>>/pol/

>> No.5229520

>>5227062
Good ol' Rance.

>> No.5229595

>>4978187
Wow... What a MANSION!

>> No.5229626

>>5020857
what's this from please

>> No.5229634

>>4978187
Dialogue CHOICE, as in
>anon is illeterate
>anon is a retarded faggot
>anon is underage
>anon is all of the above

>> No.5230656

>>5229626
Baldur's Gate, you fool.

>> No.5231884 [DELETED] 

Huh.

>> No.5232979 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5233469

>>5229634
Nice.

>> No.5233669 [DELETED] 

That makes some sense.

>> No.5234851 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5235485 [DELETED] 

Hum...

>> No.5236095 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5237630 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5237761

>>5191664
[glass her]

>> No.5237848
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5237848

>> No.5237864
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5237864

>>5237848
Don't post sluts on /vr/!

>> No.5237867

>>5237864
What is this new meme? I've been seeing this a lot.

>> No.5237875
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5237875

No, this is.

>> No.5237882

>>5237875
>only letting you choose one
Why would they do this to me?

>> No.5238798 [DELETED] 

Haha.

>> No.5240154 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5241121
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5241121

>> No.5242734 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5243976 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5245414

>>5241121
FOREVER HE WILL BE MY HERO

>> No.5246080 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5246183 [DELETED] 
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5246183

>>4978165

>> No.5246197 [DELETED] 

>>5246183
Depressing to think that these days Bioware would use "who" with no sense of self-awareness.

>> No.5247268

No probably not greatest

>> No.5247291

Whomst?

>> No.5247351

>>5246183
Wat game

>> No.5247665 [DELETED] 

>>5247351
It's from KotOR. It's also not real, unfortunately.

>> No.5248256 [DELETED] 

>>5247665
kotor isn’t retro

>> No.5248338 [DELETED] 

>>5248256
Why the fuck are you telling me this, retard?

>> No.5249760

What's the buzz?

Tell me what's a-happening.

>> No.5249898

>>5121565
based reference

>> No.5250743 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5252475

What the fuck is going on today?

>> No.5253153

>>5247351
KotOR

>> No.5253254 [SPOILER] 
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5253254

>>5081317
>>5229520
You cant wape the willing.

>> No.5253281

>>5253254
Did you intend for me to read this in Elmer Fudd's voice?

>> No.5253328

>>4978165
>August 14th
wtf

>> No.5254032

>>5253328
ghost-bumping autists

>> No.5254748 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5254758

>>5253328

This is a thread made by one of the tranny mods, they constantly bump it and then delete their posts so it remains bumped.

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>>5254758
We should just turn this into a /vr/ art thread to eat up the final hundred-something posts.

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5254772

>>5254770

>> No.5254774
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5254774

>> No.5254778
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5254778

>> No.5254779
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5254779

>> No.5254785
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5254785

There. This thread is now six posts closer to death. I'll do more tomorrow. In the meanwhile, join in, gang!

>> No.5254792

>>5254758
If you delete a bumping post, the thread falls back to its last spot

>> No.5254794

>>5254792
Yes, keep believing that. Heh heh heh...

>> No.5254798

>>5254770
>>5254772

A noble effort.

>> No.5254815
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5254815

>>5254798
Isn't it, though?

>> No.5255663 [DELETED] 

Yowza.

>> No.5255667

>>5255663
Quoting you just in case you're ghost bumping.

>> No.5255671

>>5255667
It's behavior like that which forced me to delete the post. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>> No.5255674

>>5255671
I am, a little bit.

>> No.5257091 [DELETED] 

Hm!

>> No.5257104

>>5255674
>replying to yourself

>> No.5258269

>>5257104
>implying to yourself

>> No.5260142 [DELETED] 

Every thyme.

>> No.5261375

Are you okay?

>> No.5262305 [DELETED] 

Huh?

>> No.5263214

>>5261375
HUH?

>> No.5264013

Yes, but unfortunately that art is the highest resolution.

>> No.5265405 [DELETED] 

Alas.

>> No.5266681 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5267481

>>4978165
I can't believe this thread is still up.
I also can't believe how the time has passed since last August.

>> No.5267758

>>5267481
I dunno, I was waiting for Smash and the midterms so it felt like the time was dragging on and on. Now it's finally January 3rd so I can relax. And yet, I could only sleep for 7 hours. I don't know why I'm awake. Anyway, now I have to wait another 2 months for Piranha Plant probably so that's gonna drag too.

>> No.5269224

Good ol' Juventus.

>> No.5269234

>>5267758
The new No More Heroes is out in two weeks,

>> No.5270402

>>5269234
Yeah, but I'm not really excited for that because it doesn't look much like a real No More Heroes game. Like, maybe I'll like it, but not at full price.

>> No.5271943

The willful ignorance it takes to make these posts is astounding.

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5272614

>>5218845
You'd think, but nope ;^)

>> No.5272631

>>4987279
>western "writing"

>> No.5273391 [DELETED] 

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCH

>> No.5273421
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5273421

>>5273391
You got issues, man.

>> No.5273427

>>5273421
And yet, I'm still happier than you.

>> No.5274361

Happy lucky.

>> No.5274439 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5275027

Smile.

>> No.5276162 [DELETED] 

It really is.

>> No.5276201

>>4992537
>they actually lead to different outcomes

>> No.5276214

>>5276201
Really? How the hell are you supposed to know which one to pick then?

>> No.5276245

>>5276214
Savescumming.

I think its supposed to be a meta statement about shirous determination. Two of them lead to two different short death scenes.

>> No.5276269

>>5254779
BBBRRAAAAAAAAPPP

>> No.5277615 [DELETED] 

Test

>> No.5278501

The best dialogue is this one, by Jack Ghostbumper:
>>5276162
>>5277615

>> No.5278523

>>5278501
I hope his test was successful.

>> No.5279761 [DELETED] 

Hm, indeed.

>> No.5280086

Bumping because this thread is older than most 4chan posters

>> No.5280491 [DELETED] 

>>5280086
Truly.

>> No.5281102

>>5278523
I'm afraid not, as his inner demons have struck again:
>>5279761
>>5280491
Poor soul, may he find peace and salvation.

>> No.5281392

>>5281102
You are foolish.

>> No.5282815

Hm.

>> No.5283267

>>4978187
JUST
TAKE
A LOOK
AT
THIS

>> No.5283270

>>5282815
Oh, fuck.

>> No.5284461

>>5282815
based

>> No.5284474

Look this thread has been alive for over a month now. Don’t you think it’s time to let it die?

>> No.5284476

>>5284474
ghostbumper is keeping it alive just to piss people off

>> No.5284484

>>5284474
people aren't opening enough new threads to bump that faggot's threads off the board.

>> No.5284619

>>5284474
>over a month
Well, you're not wrong.

>> No.5284637

>>5284474
That idiot has been ghostbumping this thread since the first day: >>/vr/thread/4978165#p4979190
Certified nutjob.

>> No.5284648

>>5284637
That first one on Sep. 25 is pretty good.

>> No.5285595 [DELETED] 

Hm.

>> No.5285907

Hm.

>> No.5286684

>>5285907
based

>> No.5286937

>>5286684
Weird, usually this board is faster than /m/. I wonder if they used a trick or something.

>> No.5287008

test

>> No.5287021

>>5286937
Looks like its finally autosaging.

Goodbye!

>> No.5287040

>>5287021
Goodbye to this thread.

Hello to five more, baby!

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>>5284637
That looks familiar.

>> No.5287090,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5287139
They added the deletion restrictions in 2014. You used to be able to delete any thread or post that you had made at any time, as long as you kept the cookie or the password. They started restrictions specifically because of threads like that 2013 Dendy one.